A/N: As you can see, this little idea didn't really go anywhere, but I desperately wanted to see what folks thought of it.
Oh, and before I forget! I'm Only Human should be updated today or tomorrow.
Cheers~!
"Souls are seldom simple. Humans are petty creatures, after all."
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Not So Simple
"Don't do it."
This wasn't happening.
"Nah." came the response. "Imma do it."
Nay, this could not be happening. She was invincible. Immortal. Eternal. She had conquered countries. Waged war without end. No could beat her. None could best her. Many had tried. All had failed. Until now. Now she found herself at the very precipice of defeat, brought low by a simple soul she'd never expected to meat. Spirits, he'd reduced her to begging.
"Please, have mercy."
Salem gazed upon the scorched battlefield, bracing herself for the tragedy that was to come.
"Did you show me mercy?" Her foe smiled.
Her made his move.
Salem flung up her arms with a snarl.
"You sunk my battleship!"
"You know the rules, and so do I." Naruto passed her a glass. "Drink up."
Salem knocked it back with a snarl. "Again! I'll win this time!"
A blond brow quirked. "Will you now?"
"AGAIN!"
A/N: Eh, more of a joke chapter than anything.
Aaaand there we go.
So...in the Immortal Words of Atlas...
...Review...Would You Kindly?
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"DODGE!"
Yang balked. "I...you...what the hell?! What did you do?"
"Grew your arm back for ya. You're welcome-GACK?!"
Naruto wheezed as she proceeded to glomp the life out of him.
R&R~!