Nightmare Critters Kiss Edition:
This is based on certain Youtube videos.
Rabie Baby was working on a perfume. "And you're sure this will work," asks Baba.
"Trust me, once DogDay gets a whiff of this, he'll leave Bobby for you," says Rabie Baby.
"Then spray me with it," says Baba. Rabie does so. "DogDay will be mine!" Rabie Baby then gets a whiff…
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DogDay was walking. "DogDay," says Baba.
"What now, Baba Chops," asks DogDay.
"How do I smell," asks Baba.
"That's a weird question," says DogDay. He then leaves.
"When I get my hands on that bat…"
"Feel free," says Rabie, "I don't mind!"
"What are you talking about," asks Baba.
"Bad news, I made a little mistake," says Rabie, "turns out, it only works on Nightmare Critters, which means… I WANT YOU!" Rabie Baby then tackles Baba to the ground and starts kissing her.
"Get off me!" Baba pushes her off and is now covered in lipstick. Baba then runs.
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"That dingbat," says Baba, wiping the lipstick off, "she can't do anything right! Now, how am I going to win over DogDay?"
"Why go with that dog when you can have a real critter," asks Simon.
"What," asks Baba.
"No," says Touille, "she'll go for me!"
"No, she's mine," says Icky Licky," I'm a winner!" The three then start arguing, and Baba sneaks away.
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"I gotta get rid of this perfume," says Baba.
"Baba, come to me," says Poe. They then grab Baba and start kissing her, but Baba punches him and runs.
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Baba manages to get away, but Maggie pulls her into the water and starts kissing her. Baba breaks free.
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"There's gotta be a way…" Baba then sees the shower. "Perfect…" She then sees she has to get past a sleeping Allister. "Not perfect! If he gets a whiff of me…"
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Baba's now climbing the ceiling, trying to avoid Allister, but… "Baba!" Simon, Rabie, and Poe are all flying towards her.
"Get away from me, you…" The three start kissing Baba, causing her to fall.
Allister wakes up and gets a whiff. "Baba, my love!" He then tries to kiss her, but Baba puts Simon in the way and Allister kisses Simon, much to both their disgust.
Baba then runs to the shower…
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"Sorry, Baba," says Rabie, "for literally everything, but at least you washed off the perfume!"
"I can't believe we were all going crazy about Baba," says Simon, "no offense, Boss, but you're not my type!"
"Oh don't worry," says Baba, as she puts on a gas mask, "I got someone better for all of you!"
"Huh," asks Rabie, "what do you…" Baba sprays her with the perfume. "Uh-oh!"
The other Nightmare Critters then fall for Rabie Baby and jump on her and thanks to Baba's gas mask, it's not working on her. "Idiots." Baba then walks away.
The End
