It was just yet another adventure of Lara Croft farting her way through a bunch of ruins to collect valuable treasure when she spotted Popo and Nana bouncing after her; this got the gassy Tomb Raider curious as to why the Ice Climbers were so close onto her piquing her interest.
"You kids certainly are energetic enough to catch up with me." Lara admitted while fanning the rancid air that was loudly emitting from her smeared jeans like a rotten egg scented tuba. "Any reason as to why you're so close to me?"
"Yep!" Popo and Nana answered since they were doing their various taunts while happily bouncing about in the snow with it snowing around them. "We think you're fun!"
Lara had a look of surprise on her face since she was ripping ass that was pungent enough to melt the snowy terrain surrounding them. "I didn't think you youngsters would enjoy my farts that much..."
"We love poots!" Popo and Nana chimed since they both jumped up and tooted in sync with each other that made the freezing air cooler.