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… Hi? Ummmm… Yeah. Nothing really to say soooo… Enjoy!

Crystalcave2: Thanks for your opinion! I honestly don't have a favorite Linh ship, so I'm just gonna do all of them. Like reeeaaally quickly. All at once. Btw you're a really nice person!

Me: Linh.

Linh: No…

Me: Linh, I'm sorry.

Linh: Why…

Me: Linh, I can only hope you'll forgive me one day.

Linh: I mean of course I will but why…

Me: Cause I'm a weird person.

Linh: *considers this* I unfortunately cannot find any evidence to the contrary.

Elves: What?

Linh: Okay. *deep breath* I'm ready.

Me: Great! First up-

Sophie: Where's Tam?

Me: I didn't want him to hate me more than he already does, so he won't be making an appearance today.

Biana: Y'know, sometimes you talk really weird.

Me: I do know. I choose not to care. Anyway, we're in a rush so… Dinh, Finh, Minh, and Winh.

Linh: Linh.

Me: No, the ships.

Linh: Umm…

Dex: I just wanna say, Linh you're the only person who ever treats me with the kindness anyone should be treated with, the only one who acts like I'm a real person, the only one who's respectful and kind and makes me feel like I exist. I… think that's what I love most about you.

Linh: Ummm…

Fitz: Linh, everyone else sees me as arrogant, big-headed, and a jerk, but you'll never see anyone that way. You always act kind even if you're talking to, say, Alvar. You always make me feel like more than that stupid author (Me!) thinks of me as.

Linh: Ummmm…

Marella: I'm not approachable, I'm not sweet, I don't seem like I care because I've been scared by too many bad friendships. But the first time I met you, I knew you would never make fun of me, or be pushy, or anything else. You thought of me as you did everyone else. Which is the best.

Linh: Ummmmm…

Wylie: I've been abandoned by both parents, then found by a new one, then gained an old one back. You never falter. You never seem like you'll go away. You never break. You're dependable. And… yeah.

Linh: Ummmmmm… (thinks: WHAT DO I DO? HOW DO I GET OUT OF HERE? Oh right.) *faints*

Dex, Fitz, Marella, and Wylie: *try to catch her* I got her! *fail*

Did I fail? Why is writing so hard?! To make up for it, I'm gonna make this a double post! See you soon… *evil laugh*