Dragon Ball Super Friends

Episode 6

No Mansion?

"Everyone, I am glad we all managed to make it here after the Dragon Ball Super Friends Mansion was destroyed by that bastard Evil," Cooler said to the Dragon Ball Super Friends (Cell, Frieza, Zarbon, Roshi, Goku Black, Sam Winchester, Emo Gohan, Jiraiya, Joker from Persona 5, and himself) as they gathered in the sewers of the Evil Capital, formerly known as Shounen City where they all resided.

"Remind me again why we met up in the sewers?" Sam said as he looked at Cooler.

"Because Evil destroyed the mansion, and Cell is technically on the wanted list," Cooler answered. "Also, Roshi is wanted for his many, many crimes."

"My bounty is worth more than you could ever imagine," Roshi said. "I am literally to be brought dead or alive to Evil's feet." As if worried about being associated with Roshi, the additional DBS Friends backed up.

"...say, where the fuck is SMG4 at?" Cell asked. "Wasn't he a Super Friend?"

"He was removed due to budget cuts and the author not really watching his content anymore," Cooler explained. "Anyways, back on track, the Super Friends Mansion is gone."

"Well, what now?" Goku Black asked as he crossed his arms.

"Now we are going to try to get the hell out of this city before Evil finds us," Cooler said.

"Not to be that guy, but didn't Cell sneak back into the city to meet up with us?" Emo Gohan asked.

As everyone turned to look at Cell, the Perfect being merely said, "Okay, MAYBE I did…"

"Great, now we can get out of here quickly," Sam said.

"It's not gonna be that easy," Jiraiya told Sam. "Ya see, we gotta make it all the way over to where Cell entered from. And then-"

"Ahem…" Cell coughed into his hand, before gesturing to a giant sewer pipe that led to the exit of the city.

"Bitchin'!" Jiraiya said. "Now we can get out without any-" As he said this, a laser barrier appeared, blocking their exit. "Fuck."

"We can't just teleport out?" Joker asked as he suddenly was engulfed in blue flames, changing into his Phantom Thief uniform.

"Please, Evil would be on our asses faster than Zarbon would with Hisoka," Cell remarked.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Zarbon moaned, which echoed throughout the sewers.

"It's best to play it safe and not try and break out of here," Cell continued, looking at the laser gate, "and wait for that to turn off."

"And you expect me to stay in the sewers during our time here?" Frieza questioned, annoyance in his tone.

"You could try your luck with Evil," Cooler suggested, pointing to a ladder that led to a manhole cover. Frieza clammed up and crossed his arms.

"Well we're stuck down here," Roshi said with a shrug. "Better hope someone flushes something useful down the toilet."

"Better yet, hope for a sewer society of some kind," Sam said, being the most optimistic of them all.

Everyone looked at Sam with pessimistic expressions. "As if that's going to happen," Emo Gohan told Sam.

"Welcome, to the Shit Lake Hassaikai," the villain known as Chronostasis said to the DBS Friends, welcoming them to a large area of the sewers that was surprisingly repurposed into a market with several buildings made out of scrap metal, next to a large river of sewer water.

"And suddenly MW2 Favela got moved underground," Cell remarked, his face scrunching up as he smelt the terrible odor in the sewers, which was somehow worse here.

"We are the remnants of the group led by Overhaul," Mimic added as he looked at the Super Friends. "We are here hiding in hopes of living out the rest of our days without being brutally murdered."

"Oh shit, it's you jackasses?" Goku Black commented as he looked at the two leading members of the former Shie Hassaikai.

"Aw fuck," Chronostasis said as he saw some of the people apart of the Raid back in Chapter… ya know what, let's leave those chapters dead. "It's you guys!"

"Shouldn't you all be in jail?" Roshi asked, surprised they were out of prison.

"We were generously bailed out of jail by the one upstairs," Mimic told them. "Hell, Evil somehow managed to retrieve Overhaul from the black hole y'all threw him into."

"Oh right, Tale's Palkia did that…" Cell recalled, thinking back to that fateful day.

"Goddamnit, what isn't he capable of?!" Roshi questioned.

"Well, killing you guys since y'all are among his most wanted," Mimic informed them.

"What did we do?" Sam asked, surprised.

"No no, they are wanted," Mimic told Sam, referring to the original Dragon Ball Super Friends. "You and you other bitch boys aren't."

"That checks out," Jiraiya commented.

"Didn't you do a chapter with Evil where he killed Homelander?" Cooler asked Cell curiously.

Cell nodded. "That I did."

"Regardless, what are you all doing down here?" Joker asked the members of the defunct Shie Hassaikai.

"Like I said, we are here hiding in hopes of living out the rest of our days without being brutally murdered," Mimic repeated. This drew confused looks from the DBS Friends.

"But… But Overhaul's back, isn't he?" Frieza asked. "Should you all be doing his bidding?"

"Well…" Chronostasis rubbed the back of his head. "...he sort of… died."

"But he's immortal!" Cell retorted. "That should be impossible!"

"Unless he was killed by a God of Destruction," Emo Gohan commented.

"Unless he was killed by a God of Destruction!" Cell repeated, except louder since he was shouting.

"He was killed by someone who may be worse," Chronostasis told them. "So, how much do you all know about Evil's inner circle?"

"...nothing," Zarbon answered.

"Well, allow us to inform you," Mimic said, before leading the Super Friends into one of the many favela buildings, where the smell was significantly less… shitty. Inside was a decent diner, complete with other diners who actually lived in these slums.

"I am concerned," Cell commented. "Why are there so many people down here?"

"Most are corrupt people who don't wish to conform," Chronostasis explained. "Namely the politicians of Shonen City before Evil took it over."

"Crazy," Cooler said, before the Super Friends all sat down at a table with Chronostasis and Mimic sitting down at the head of it.

"So, long story short," Mimic began. "Evil's got an inner circle of the worst of the worst… and others."

"...that's it?" Cell asked.

"Well, there's All For One, the literal boogie man," Mimic said, with Cell being alarmed upon hearing that.

"Didn't I kill him with Cell Jr. when we were forced to work at Santa's Workshop?" Emo Gohan asked once again as he drank from a bottle of alcohol.

"Fuck that, didn't Shallot kill him during the finale of the League of Memes?!" Cell questioned.

"Well… yes and yes," Chronostasis replied. "BUT Evil brought him back. There was also Overhaul… but he died."

"Still wanting to hear about that," Black remarked as he drank coffee out of a tea cup.

"You will," Chrono promised. "Then the others… one of which is an Ainz Ooal Gown from the Great Tomb of Nazarick, along with his floor guardians. Ainz is the one a part of Evil's inner circle though. He mainly handles paperwork and the applications regarding Evil's army for the people who want to join, while also running the banks and other things."

"...oddly specific," Sam remarked.

"Then there's this other guy named Xehanort," Mimic added, causing Cell to somewhat remember him.

"Bullshit, I killed him when he tried to kill me in my arena!" Cell exclaimed.

"The young one?" Mimic asked.

"That one I couldn't kill because Lego called him an untouchable!" Cell said, sounding annoyed there were survivors. "Which I call bullshit on!"

"Ah, Rappa said that he was also one of the untouchables because that Lego dude told Fat Gum and Red Riot not to hurt him," Chronostasis commented, recalling a conversation with Kendo Rappa.

"Anyways, he's just… sort of there," Mimic said, referring to Xehanort as a member of Evil's inner circle.

"Why?" Zarbon questioned, confused.

"Evil works in mysterious ways," Mimic answered vaguely. "Some theories are that it's because Evil values the Keyblade Xehanort wields, which he thinks might help turn the tides against Lego in that inevitable battle. Other theories are that Evil just simply likes Xehanort and is interested in him."

"Oh my, I didn't expect Evil to be gay," Zarbon said.

"Interested in his powers," Mimic clarified.

"Oh, right," Zarbon said, with the Super Friends having a mixture of amused, disturbed, and unimpressed expressions at Zarbon's assumption.

"The last guy in his Inner Circle, so far, is that absolute freaking monster," Chronostasis said. "The one responsible for killing Overhaul, as well as tutoring Evil and reining him in for the time being. A man who Ainz and Xehanort managed to convince to work with Evil through words, and one who managed to shrug off Evil's attacks."

"I'm sorry, a man who did what?" Cell asked, concerned evident at the thought of someone who could shrug off the attacks of a man who bloodied Shallot, one of the strongest in the DAU both canonically and in this fanfiction.

"You heard me correctly," Chronostasis said with a nod.

"Well shit, the hell is his name?" Goku Black asked.

"Leviathan," Mimic answered, before showing a newspaper article that had Evil, All For One, Ainz, Xehanort, and Leviathan on the cover of it. "They met him when they were investigating Shiv, someone who killed our dealer in the human trafficking scene when we were making the Anti-Coochie Drug, as well as sacrificed a shit ton of women at a shrine of Leviathan in order to summon him."

"I will never forgive you fuckers for the making of that Anti-Coochie Drug," Roshi said. "You don't understand the power a woman with a mighty fine fat a-"

"Hang on one second!" Goku Black shouted, cutting off Roshi before looking at Zarbon. "Didn't we sell a book on EBay called the Book of Leviathan?"

"Oh right, we did that," Zarbon said, which caused a lot of people to jump to conclusions.

"Was this Shiv guy some dumbass with a tiny arm?" Cell asked Chronostasis and Mimic.

The two members of the Shie Hassaikai looked at each other, before nodding. "...yeah," Mimic answered.

Cell banged his head on the table and shouted, "FUCK ME IN ASS, OF COURSE THE BOOK HAD SECRETS!"

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHOOOOOOOO!" Zarbon moaned loudly at the first half of Cell's sentence. "I would gladly-"

"Boyfriend Zarbon!" Black said. "You have a boyfriend damn it!"

"You pieces of shit gave Evil the key to the apocalypse?" Emo Gohan asked, glaring at Cell and Black.

"I barely know how to read!" Cell shouted before flipping Emo off.

"That, and Black couldn't even decipher it," Zarbon added. "And Black was a Supreme Kai trainee once."

"Just what was in that book?" Sam Winchester asked, scratching the back of his head.

"So you're saying if we find the book we can put an end to this nightmare once and for all?" Roshi asked Chronostasis and Mimic.

"Maybe?" Mimic replied with a shrug. "But he did… ya know, kill Overhaul. Someone immortal that the idiot author couldn't kill without looking like a fool and back up. Even then, that other dude couldn't even kill him either! He just sent him into a black hole for an easy win."

"I am fairly confident in Tale's abilities," Cell replied. "And besides, if the author was overpowered, we wouldn't be dealing with Evil now, would we?"

Chronostasis and Mimic were silent for a moment, before Chrono said, "Well, he does have a point."

"Fuck you!" Mimic replied as he flipped everyone in the room off.

"Alright boys, it's time to plan a heist!" Cell declared, with everyone looking at him expectantly.

I don't know why, but making the Shit Lake Hassaikai just came naturally to me. It will likely never be utilized again, BUT we can segway to the next chapter!

Yes, this is the end of the chapter. Prepare for a long chapter in the following.

Crossover Credits:

Leviathan, (Euphory.a_, Instagram)