Dear Henchman,
Am I the only one who hit close to home when the devil told me he was in relation with his good mosiour? This is the man who can make showmen of small meager men. This is the man who looks like a goat but acts like a cat around his Boyfriend queer lover. They'd rather die than hold someone else. And last time you were right. You were oh so correct my good sir. See, I was going to visit my warder, my non-godfather caretaker and found him and Kingsley (you and I, only we allow) in a deep embrace. I jave nothing against queers. He loves me so much and I love him. So my two care figures love me so much they love each other.
It was something out of a book. Jane Chalice sends love.