Lucas
I stand over the body, my first body, what should I do with it? Hide it? Leave it? What to do? If I leave it then he'll be put under missing, but if I leave him it could cause some panic. Minimal panic, but panic nonetheless. You know what, I'll leave it. I smirked at the body, the knife wound in his neck spilling blood. Do I know the guy? No, well only his name, but besides that, no. I assume he's a very pleasant businessman, who was doing his daily tasks and just accidentally made an enemy with the wrong person. Daniel, his name, is someone who would be in the financial business. Taxing and stuff like that. Of course, he'd make an enemy of something. No one likes taxes, add to the strange factor of the kid who handed me these orders.
I don't do business with my clients in person, there is always a middle person. Do I know this middle person, no. I only know what I know, which isn't much. I'm new to this business, but I can already tell I'll like it. This job was to simply get rid of Daniel, that's it. I kneel to look into his eyes that lay open. "Man, I bet you were a ladies man back in high school. Just like my friend is, you guys seem like you'd make great friends," I tell the man that still holds some bit of life in his eyes. When someone is killed, their life moves to their eyes, and when their eyes dim, they're gone. Why do I kill? That's a complicated question with an answer that is complicated as well.
Either way, I've been eye-rapping this poor dead man's body for far too long. The night sky hovers over us, and I look into this sky. The stars, I love them. The glittering and shimmering, calming. I decided it's about time to dip. And plus, it's a school night, my mom'll kill me if I stay out too long. I quickly ran home. I climbed up a tree and crawled onto the roof. I crawled slowly across it to get to my window, which was cracked open. I brought out my trusty old stick, that my friends claim I use as a dildo, to open the window. I crawled in and closed the window and locked it. I stretch while sitting on my bed, then the lights turned on. I turned around and saw Claus sitting on a chair, crossing his legs and with a cup of tea in his hand. He even had his pinky up. We stared at each other for a while. He took a loud sip of the tea, not breaking the tied rope that he holds between us.
"So, what were you doing?" Claus asked in an absolute shitty British accent.
"For the last damn time impersonating a British person won't get you laid."
"A GUY CAN DREAM DAMN IT." He then cleared his voice and took another sip of his tea. "Answer my question."
"I was out."
"No duh. Where?"
"Ness' place, we needed to do some stuff." He squinted his eyes and took yet another loud sip of his tea. "You don't have any tea in there do ya?"
"Does it look like I drink tea?" I pointed the pointy part of my stick to the door. He sighed and stood up. He opened the door then looked back at me. He took one long and loud sip of his tea-air. He then stepped out and closed the door. I shook my head and tucked myself in bed. He's an idiot.
Today is the day after, and I made sure to watch the report of Daniel on the news. It was rather intriguing to hear their theories. They even have a suspect, is that suspect me, not even close. Well, there was a small moment of silence for Daniel in school. I currently am in gym class. I've always hated this class for one simple reason, the locker room. For someone who is stuck inside a closet, being in a room of naked people is rather tough. Look at someone for too long, weird, rapidly trying not to look at someone, weird, staring at nothing, weird. My friends make this dildo joke with my stick because of the fact they love seeing me go off on them. Speaking of my friends, Ness and Ninten are walking my way. And of course, Ness, has nothing but his underwear on, god kill me now. I tried to act like I didn't notice them and just grabbed for air in my locker.
"Lucas?" Ness asked. I looked up at him, trying not to blush.
"What do you want, can't you see I'm busy here?" I asked.
"Ooooh, you must feel soooo achieved with grabbing air. Maybe next time you can grab some balls for you to use," Ninten said.
"Fuck you Ninten."
"You wish." I rolled my eyes and closed the door with my gym clothes inside the locker. Ness held his hand in front of Ninten to "calm" him down, but he knows we'd never take our fighting further. Yes, Ninten's an asshole, but every friend group needs that asshole to have a healthy group. Who am I in this group, the only realistic one. Ness moved forward to my ear.
"So Daniel?" he whispered.
"Don't worry 'bout him. It wasn't all that hard, a simple-" I cut myself off by giving motion of my right thumb into the side of my neck. Ness gave a small chuckle. All of a sudden Ninten's head pops in between us.
"What are we whispering about?" His smug ass face made me angry. I then flicked my middle finger into Ninten's nose. He bounces back and says, "Motherfuck." Which was a bad thing, our school, or more so our bitch ass locker room overlooker, hates cursing. He walked over and looked at us. He saw two things that went against his strict rules. He heard Ninten cuss, he's gotten in trouble many times before. He saw how close me and Ness were. He doesn't allow two boys to be too close to each other, not even a simple handshake is allowed down here. He qualifies it as "Inorderly Touching". Obviously, we cannot show proof against it because of the law and the obvious rule of no cameras in the locker room. Ness propelled back and nervously laughed toward Mr. Kruger.
"Too late boys, y'all are going to detention."
"WHAT?! We didn't even do anything," I tried to defend us.
"It's obvious you guys broke two of the most important rules. Inappropriate touching and speaking." Ness crossed his arms.
"That's stupid," Ness said. Mr. Kruger then walked away to get the red slips for our detention. Ninten then poked his head out from our little section of lockers.
"Fuck you, Freddy Kruger," Ninten yelled out. And that's why Ninten is the asshole and the stupid one in our group. He knows that not only does he hate cussing, he also hates being called Freddy Kruger. Even though it fits him. He is a nightmare, and rather sus when it comes to the locker room. Some of the boys have reported that he had taken pictures of them whilst they were changing and in the showers. Disgusting, I wish I could get rid of him….wait. Mr. Kruger comes walking back with slips that had longer sentences than we would've gotten if it wasn't for Ninten's idiocy. He walked away and Ness and I looked at Niten. "What?"
"I swear to god you'll be our next target," Ness quietly said.
"Oh please, not like you'd touch this sexy ass." They finally walked away to get their clothes on. I gave a sigh of relief. I looked down and saw a small bump in my pants. I closed my eyes.
"Fuck my life," I say. A few hours later and we're in the shortened cafeteria. The cafeteria is able to be divided into two, and the biggest part is used as the detention center. There was Ninten, Ness, and I was only three of four people here. The fourth person was Porky, but we made sure to sit as far from him as possible, he's the douchiest person ever to exist. Well, maybe second to those people who fake having psychic powers to help people. I sat in the middle of Ness and Ninten. Ninten crossed his feet on the desk for the principal, who is overwatching us, gives zero fucks about us. Ness leaned his mouth to my ear and blew into it. I shot my head at him. He bounced his head back and giggled.
"Why?"
"Come on, you know our system here," he said. I sighed.
"Fine, but why does it have to involve you blowing in my ear, and not like a snap or something."
"'Cause it's fun to see you fumble." I crossed my hands.
"Oh well, who is it?" He titled his head as if to tell me it was someone I knew it would be. I soon nodded. "Who gave the request?" He shook his head toward Ninten who snapped his fingers into a finger gun and "shot". I sighed in defeat. "My boss'll hate this."
"What? Good old Kumatora doesn't know Ninten knows."
"Fair enough." I then pull out a book to study. This book was on my worst class, chemistry. I heard Ness and Ninten whispering something, but decided to leave them alone and just read the book. After a bit, I slammed my head into the book with a powerful thud. "I hate Chemistry." I then felt Ness' hand on my back which calmed me down. I don't know if this was his task, but it was the outcome.
"So Lucas?" Ninten asked.
"Mhm?"
"You gay?" I instantly shot my body to look at him.
"Why would that question come up?" I asked this in a different tone. I spoke as fast as Sonic could run.
"I saw that bulge in the locker room," Ness said with this look in his eyes that came off as lewd and smug. I was going to deny it but then realized the fact he saw it meant he needed to look in that general area.
"Why were you looking at my crotch?" His eyes widened. I just heard Ninten bursting out into laughter.
"Man, I wish I had my phone right now." I moved my hand back while still looking at Ness and flicked Ninten's nose again. "God damn it."
"I, uhh, well you see, uhhh, let's just work on our project yea?" he nervously asked with I assume to be an embarrassment filled blush. I nodded and we brought out laptops to begin our project. I looked over to Ninten.
"Aren't you going to work?"
"Nah, y'all got this. I'll just do the credits."
"The last time you did that you credited only yourself," Ness brought up. Ninten chuckled.
"Can't believe that actually worked." All three of us, less so Ninten, started to work on the project. During this project Ness told me to meet him at his house to begin the job. With the time we get out, I'd just end up going straight to his house, which isn't unusual to me. I spend a lot of time with him. He seems to want me over more so lately than back when we were younger, I mean, not like I'll argue against it.
After the agonizingly long detention, Ness walked me to his house, despite me knowing how to get there with my eyes closed. Before I could say anything, as if he read my mind, he asked, "You ever think about having a partner?" At this point, we were halfway to his house.
"In what context? Like a bo-I mean girlfriend or the job?" He gave me a strange look. Damn it, I just basically told on myself.
"Well the job, but then I'm interested in what you were going to say."
"Well, I'd love to have a partner in crime," I say completely disregarding his last statement.
"Could I work with ya?"
"What about Kumatora?"
"She's aware and fine with it. It's just that if one of us gets caught the other'll have to give himself up." I nodded and held out my hand. He smirked and took it. I didn't want to let go, and it seemed he didn't want to either. I moved my left hand in place of my right so we walked to his house with our hands hugging each other. It didn't even bother us, almost like it was natural. They stopped hugging when we got to the house.
We'd been planning the job for a little while. Ness chose to be my Oracle. His sassiness and dickness are high like Snoop Dog on April 20th, but his smarts with computer systems is also rather high. He was able to hack into the cameras that hang outside of Mr. Kruger's house. Ness was able to draw out a map of the house from what little he could see inside from the five cameras around his house. This guy has something he's hiding, why else would he have this many cameras. The drawing isn't the best, but it's what I have to go off of. "If you could find some evidence for people to not care that this guy went off the system, that'd be a big help," Ness said.
"Like the supposed pictures that he has?"
"Yup, but you'll have to be careful, there are cameras inside his house."
"Why didn't you hack into those?"
"Because they are connected to the police station, all interior cameras are. With some facial scans that the cameras do the station can determine an intruder, and these cameras have a system that sends a code to the police if any hackers attempt to, well, hack."
"Damn, you're smart." He smiled and gave me a wink. "But, how will I go through the cameras?" He stood up and walked to his closet.
"I know you have a snake in here." He opened it and my trusty rope snake fell out. It was given to me by a friend. He slithered and hid behind my leg. I looked back up at Ness. "I saw you order him to slither in there. I also know you have something else hiding in this closet." I blushed a bit and looked away.
"Can we just focus on this mission?" Ness gave a small chuckle and nodded. He walked back over to the desk that has the map.
"Your snake could mess with the wiring of the cameras so I can hack into it and I could speak with you in our heads."
"Our heads? I'm no psychic."
"We both know that's full of crap. We'll have to communicate in our heads." I nodded.
"Man, I hate you secret finding crap."
"Well, I only find the secrets of people I care about," I smirked and we walked to his closet. He grabbed some black clothing and a mask. This isn't a normal mask. It was a mask that our friend had. The Fierce Deity mask.
"Won't this push the blame to Young Link?"
"Nah, he lives in that other world. He gave this to me at our last tournament."
"Oh right, duh."
"I felt like you knew that, but you needed me to tell an invisible audience about how we know Young Link."
"Pffff, I dunno what you're talking about."
"Sure, whatever you say. Now, are you ready?" I nodded and placed the mask on. "Good now I'll see ya out there." The final part of the sentence was in my head. Welp, there goes any chance of holding secrets from him.
"I heard that." I rolled my eyes as he chuckled. My rope snake crawled into my arm and I could see that Ness gave a small shiver. I escaped the room via the window. I quickly ran through the neighborhood and got to the target's house.
"Where would the best place to enter is?"
"Well, it seems that the back door leads to a room that he is unlikely to be in, but still be wary." I ran through the bushes into the backyard. I had to crawl over a fence. There was a small shed in the corner of the yard. Curiosity got the better of me as I ran over to it and entered the shed. Inside was a bunch of toys. Toys that kids would play with. Dolls, trucks, legs, mega bloks, etc.
"Lucas, what are you doing?"
"Lookin', there are a bunch of kids' toys here."
"Weird, maybe he's some weird collector." I shrugged and ran to the back wall of the house. I peered through the screen door and saw that it was a small hall. The immediate room seemed to be a small mudroom. I brought out my snake and the snake spat out my trusty stick.
"Oh look it's your dildo."
"Fuck you, Ness."
"Maybe." I then stuck the pointy part into the small keyhole and closed my eyes. I was able to send a PSI wave through the stick to flip up the lock. I placed the stick partly in my pants and opened the door. Instead of going in I sent the snake. I did see there was a small camera in the mudroom. The snake slithered up and chewed on one of the various wires.
"Good, keep doing that and I'll be able to see the entire house." I stepped in and the snake went forward to chew on all the other cameras. I waited in the mudroom for a little while and soon the snake came back.
"So?"
"I see everything. Mr. Kruger seems to be in a room that looks like an office."
"What's he doing?"
"One sec." I waited for a little. I looked around the mudroom and soon saw a small crack in the floor. I reached for it and saw that I could peel back the tile. I did which led to a small hole that led to only a box. I reached in the box and, upon opening it, saw loads of cash.
"Woah."
"What is it?"
"At least 10 grand."
"That's a lot, whatcha gonna do with it?"
"Unless we know how to launder it, it's worthless."
"Ninten knows."
"'Course he does." The rope snake scarfed down the box that somehow was able to fit the 10 grand.
"Oh god, that's disgusting."
"What? It's not that bad."
"No not him, Mr. Kruger. He's masturbating."
"To what?"
"Why do you wanna know?"
"Tryna see if he has good taste."
"You don't really wanna know. He's masturbating to someone so attractive it'll blow your mind."
"Who?" Ness didn't answer for a while. I took this time to place the tile back where it was.
"You." I then just stood there, dumbfounded.
"Me?"
"In the showers. I can also see me and Ninten in the background, but it's obvious he's looking at you." My face started to twitch due to the anger and disgust. "Lucas, you're going to need to calm down."
"CALM DOWN, HE'S FUCKING JACKING OFF TO ME. HOW THE HELL DO YOU EXPECT ME TO BE CALM ABOUT THIS."
"What if I make a promise for tomorrow."
"What?"
"Well, there is this new restaurant called Dillon's. You wanna go, together, alone." I was able to bring up a smirk for this. I closed my eyes and thought of him touching himself to me. I shuddered and gave a peaceful breath.
"I'll try Ness, I'll try to stay calm."
"We don't need to go out of our way to find proof against us no more. Once you enter the room the camera will be connected to the police and they'll see him doing what he's doing. But then they'll be going there so you'll need to dip as soon as possible."
"Got it." I started to walk through the adjacent hall and got to the room that held two staircases going upstairs.
"Upstairs, second door on the left." I walked up the stairs and walked through the hall and stood in front of the second door to the left. I placed my hand on the doorknob. "Not yet." I lowered my right hand and the snake left and slithered down the hall. A minute later it came back with a knife in its hands. It then spat out two gloves. I placed them on and looked into the camera with my right hand on the doorknob. The snake slithered over me and entered my right hand. "Now." I opened the door and instantly ran into a closet. I quickly left and closed the door, then retreated back into the closet. That's when I looked around the room. The image of him touching himself to me, Ninten, and Ness was disgusting. I was going to leave, but then a small box caught my eye. I reached for it and opened the lid. Inside were a few pictures. Pictures of the kids in my gym class, and some, of younger kids. All of which involved showers. I crumpled the pictures as my hand clenched.
"This bastard deserves what's coming to him." I then peek out of the closet and look at him. "I got an idea."
"What is it?"
"Hack into his computer and connect it to the camera in his room."
"I see, one sec." I watched the computer, to my disgust. Soon the feed changed and it was the camera that faced him and his bed.
"The hell?" he said slapping his monitor. I stepped out of the closet, no longer afraid of being inside of it. I was ready to leave the closet. I could see instant panic steer up in Mr. Kruger. I then brought out the knife and he turned around. I could see the panic in his eyes. "W-what do you want. If it's something I did, I'm sorry."
"Do the cameras pick up voices?"
"Not these ones." I smirked.
"You're sick, I am someone who disposes of the sick. And you," I start. I then position the knife to his junk. "Are the sickest of all." I then shift into high gear and run forward and slam the hilt of my sword into his head. He fell down and I stepped onto his neck. I then slammed the knife into his junk and he screamed in utter pain. I then rip it out and move it over his head. The blood dripped down onto his head. He tried to kick me but failed. He tried to scratch the mask, but I just slashed his hand. He retracted it. I then moved my foot from his neck and placed it on his chest and slammed the knife into his neck. He screamed in pain, but those screams subsided with a quick stab into the opposite side of his neck. I tossed the knife on the ground and stood up.
"Hurry up, cops are almost here." I jumped out of the window and started to run through the backyards of neighbors. I then quickly took off the mask and the black clothes. I still had my normal clothes under it. I was able to walk to my home. I burned the mask, clothes, and gloves. I stomped out the fire and covered the burnt grass with a pile of leaves. I was able to climb back up to my room and once more Claus was in there, in the same position as he was yesterday.
"So?"
"Shut up and get out." He shot up.
"Fine, Jesus fuck." He left the room as I closed the window.
"Wait, Claus?" He then peeked his head into the doorframe. "Tell Kumatora I wanna speak with her." He snapped his fingers into a thumbs up, then left for his room. I tucked myself in my bed.
"You still there?"
"Yea."
"So, you didn't want to do more than stab his junk?"
"What do you mean?"
"If I were you I'd stab more than that. Especially since he messed with you."
"Like his ass?'
"Yea."
"Man, that would feel horrible."
"Well, maybe I could stab something in your ass." I giggled a little and he must've known this. I could hear him giggle as well.
"Ness? Are you gay?"
"Are you?"
"You say first."
"No, you."
"Goddamn it Ness, answer."
"I'll answer your goddamn question when you do." We stay silent for a while.
"I'm assuming we'd find out at our date tomorrow?"
"We sure will, remember, Dillon's."
"Yes, yes, I'll remember."
"Good, see ya there Closet Master."
"Yea, see ya there Oracle." I then close my eyes and think about him, Ness, and our date at Dillon's. This job is sure to be something of interest for me, for it's already scored me a date with the boy who've I've been looking to go on one with for a while. Welp, tomorrow, Oracle and Closet Master's lives will just be beginning.