Heyo. I just wanted to say this isn't what I planned on writing for this week's oneshot, hints why it's shorter than most of my other ones. I was just bored Friday and decided to write, who'd thought I'd end up writing a full oneshot. Anyway, this is kinda NSFW. It's only that way in showing nudity, not sexual stuff. I don't even think I say dick more the once...odd. I just thought I'd warn any good christans who don't want to see premarital nudity. Anyway, Imma head to bed, it's literally two in the morning, nighty-night.
"So, Ness, you know what we'll be doing?" Lucas asks as he looks over at Ness, who's in the driver's seat. Ness shakes his head without looking at Lucas.
"Nah, I think she said something about cards...but I don't really know," Ness says. Lucas crosses his arms. He starts thinking about the last game night, which he and Ness weren't invited to. Claus and Ninten were, but they seemed hesitant to talk about it. Not hesitant out of fear, but embarrassment.
"You think what happened to Ninten and Claus is gonna happen to us?"
"What do you mean?"
"I mean, they aren't invited, much like us last week. And they seemed super embarrassed the next day."
"Oh. Um, it's possible. Paula is kinda unpredictable. Remember what happened yesterday?" Ness asks as he chuckles to himself. Lucas thinks about what Paula did and chuckles as well.
"Who would've thought she'd have a strap-on?" Lucas chuckles. Ness continues to drive the two of them toward Paula's house. It doesn't take them long. Ness parks in the driveway and leaves the car. Lucas then follows Ness up to Paula's door. They don't even knock before the door opens. Paula is standing in the doorway with an obviously smug smile. Ness tilts his head.
"What're you planning?"
"Why...nothing. What makes you ask?" She asks, having her smile grow smugger.
"You always seem to be plotting." Paula just chuckles and grabs Ness and Lucas's arms, pulling them in. She then quickly closes and locks the door.
"Go on...they're waiting." Lucas raises an eyebrow.
"...Definitely plotting."
"Right?" Ness just shrugs before leading Lucas through the living room to get to the far end of it, which is where Paula's room is. The two boys look back to see Paula right behind Lucas, making Lucas jump into Ness. Lucas quickly recovers and rubs the back of his neck.
"S-sorry…" Ness smiles.
"No worries." Ness looks down at the doorknob. With a gulp, he opens the door. Inside he sees Ana and Kumatora." They're just chatting aimlessly. The two boys look around, trying to see if there are any other people in the room. Paula ends up pushing them into the room, quickly jumping in to lock the door behind them. Lucas shoots around.
"What's all this about?" Paula gives an evil chuckle before walking to Kumatora and Ana. She sits down between them and looks up at the boys.
"Well, aren't you gonna sit boys?" she asks, her sly and evil voice confirming an ulterior motive for this game night.
"Not until you tell us what this is all about," Ness orders. Paula sighs.
"We're making this game night a tad bit dirtier," she grins.
"D-dirty…" Lucas flinches. Ness tilts his head.
"Ok, but why're we the only boys?" Ness asks.
"'Cause you like each other," Kumatora adds on without hesitation. Ness and Lucas instantly grow red.
"N-no," the boys say.
"Mhmm, right. Well, hurry it up and sit down," Paula says. Ness and Lucas share a glance. Ness sits down, but Lucas doesn't. He looks at the door before deciding he kind of wants to see Ness do dirty stuff. For future reference, he thinks to himself. He sits down between Ness and Kumatora. Paula claps before shooting up. She runs over to her dresser. She rummages through the top drawer to find the two packs of cards. One pack is simply Uno, and the other is basic cards. She sits back down and shows the two. "Which one?" She's looking straight at Ness. Ness ends up picking Uno. Paula giggles. She seems too excited.
"Oh crap, what'd I do?" Ness asks. Paula and the other girls smile.
"Stip Uno," Ana says.
"..."
"..." Both boys just stare at the three girls. They know they're only doing this to see them get flustered. Lucas looks at Ness. Lucas grabs Ness's arm and runs him to Paula's bathroom, which is connected to the room. Lucas closes the door and looks sternly at him. "What do we do?"
"I-I dunno." Lucas looks down, his face growing redder than it ever has. Ness notices this. He can't help but see this game as a chance to get to know him better...and more intimately. He just needs to think about how to tell Lucas that without seeming like a creep. "Well, we are kinda locked here. So I don't think we have much of a choice." Lucas looks back up, showing Ness the extent of his red face.
"...But, won't it be awkward?"
"That's what she's trying to do. She's trying to make us flustered, let's show her that we won't."
"How the hell am I supposed to do that? I get flustered just by seeing your belly. I-I mean, a-anyone's belly." Lucas tries to save what he said, but Ness doesn't buy it. Ness chuckles.
"This can be a chance to grow." Lucas tilts his head.
"How do I know you don't just wanna see me naked?"
"...'Cause I'm a decent human being?" Ness says with a surprisingly high voice. Lucas grows a small grin as he looks Ness up and down. He sighs in defeat.
"Fine...let's get this over with." Lucas walks over to the door and opens it to instantly have Kumatora fall on top of him, making the two fall. Ness looks at them and sees Kumatora on top of Lucas.
"GET OFF HIM!" Ness accidentally yells. Kumatora and Lucas look up at him. Even the two other girls peek their heads into the room. All of them giving surprised faces. Ness quickly covers his mouth with his hands. "I'm sorry," he says, but most of it gets muffled out. Kumatora chuckles. She pushes herself off and looks at Lucas.
"Look like he's protective of you, you attracted a keeper," Kumatora winks before walking into the main room with the other girls. Lucas stands up as Ness's face grows redder.
"What was that about, you've never yelled like that."
"I-I…" Ness doesn't seem to know the answer, or at least, doesn't want to say it. Lucas motions for the two of them to leave the bathroom. Ness nods. He waits until Lucas exits the room to take a deep breath. He shakes his head before joining the others.
They sit down around an already dealt Uno game. Everyone picks up their deck of seven. "Whoever loses has to take off a piece of clothing," Paula explains.
"That's no fair, y'all are wearing like a thousand things," Lucas points out. Ana smiles.
"We just planned ahead," she excuses. Lucas shakes his head. "It won't be a problem unless you lose." They start the game, much to Lucas's displeasure. It quickly gets down to the wire. Paula, Ness, and Ana end up getting rid of their cards, leaving Lucas and Kumatora. They both have two cards. Kumatora smirks. She sees that the last card played was a green five. She places down a green skip, making it her turn again, then places down a wild. She then smirks as she looks at the loser. Lucas slams his cards down and crosses his arms.
"DAMN IT." Ness looks at Lucas. He's quite excited to see what Lucas is gonna take off. Lucas sees Ness's intensely focused look, making him grow more worried. He gulps when he remembers he has shoes and socks. He just smiles as he takes his shoes off. "Boom, next game."
"You're no fun," Paula says.
"Go shove one," Lucas says as he makes a fisting motion. They play a few more games. Paula, Ness, Lucas, Lucas, Ana, and Ness being the losers in order. Paula and Ana simply took off sweaters to show basic T-shirts. Ness took off his hat and shoes. Lucas is the only one showing off new skin, having had to take off his socks and shirt. He just has two more losses before he's fully naked. "I-I'm not having as much fun as before."
"We're in too deep now," Kumatora says as she starts dealing the cards. Ness looks over at Lucas's bare chest as Lucas looks down to count the cards Kumatora is dealing. In the corner of Lucas's eye, he can see Ness staring at him, and turns his head to look at Ness.
"Ness?" Ness's face grows red. He shoots his head to his own cards.
"Y-yes?"
"What were you looking at?"
"N-no-nothing. D-don't worry." Ana starts laughing.
"Man, this is perfect," she laughs.
"Dammit," Ness says under his breath, ensuring no one is able to hear him. Ness is able to play it off since the next hand starts. In the end, Lucas loses once more. This is when his heart drops. He has to take off his shorts. He does have underwear on, but they are tighty-whities, and thus don't do much to cover the goods. Ness tries not to look at Lucas as he takes them off but ultimately fails. Ness's heart starts to race when he sees Lucas fully take the shorts off before sitting back down. He instantly shoots his head down to his card, trying to calm himself down.
"Is your nose gonna bleed?" Kumatora asks. Ness looks up.
"N-no." Paula deals the cards, and the next game starts. This game has a different aura than the past few. This time, there are severe consequences for losing: Lucas's dignity. If he wants to keep his goods fresh from the eyes of four horn bags, then he needs to win until someone else has to reveal themselves. He also knows that the girls have no problem flaunting their stuff to each other, they seem to do it on a daily basis. He just needs to get one of them to lose, to not see Ness or himself naked. Lucas places down a yellow one.
"Uno," Lucas says. Ness looks at Lucas, Lucas gives a smile, knowing that Ness also has one card left, after just placing down a yellow eight. They're not going to lose. It's Ana's turn. She places down a blue eight. This then prompts Paula to put down a blue reverse, allowing Ana to put down a blue nine. Ness looks down at his card, not fully wanting to put the card down. He starts thinking if he should just draw. He looks over at a confident Lucas. He looks down to his briefs, his face starts to heat up, making him shake his head violently. Before anyone can ask him what's wrong, he places the card down. Without fully looking at the card, Lucas places his wild down. "I win."
"Nope, look at what Ness put down," Paula says. Lucas hesitantly moves his card and sees a draw four. Lucas looks at Ness, who's just rubbing the back of his neck. Due to this draw four, Lucas ends up losing once more. Lucas seems to freeze up as soon as the realization kicks in.
"Come on. Take it off," Kumatora smiles. Lucas just looks down at his briefs, then at Ness. Ness seems very intent on seeing what Lucas is packing, making Lucas more nervous.
"YOU PERVS!" Lucas yells. He doesn't get any response, leaving Lucan in awkward silence. Lucas groans. "Can you three at least turn around?" Lucas asks the girls.
"WHAT! Why not him?" Ana asks. Lucas looks at Ness. He doesn't want to say it, but he's the one person he'd be fine with if he saw his stuff.
"I-I trust him."
"Bullshit," Paula says.
"JUST TURN AROUND!" The three girls begrudgingly turn around. Lucas looks at Ness, wanting to tell him not to peek, but secretly wanting him too. This secret want prevents Lucas from saying anything. Lucas breaks eye contact with Ness as he stands up to take his briefs off. Ness doesn't feel a bone in his body tell him to look away. He just stares, and Lucas knows this. Lucas looks at Ness as he allows his briefs to fall. Ness looks up and down his body, eventually stopping on Lucas's eyes. They share a moment of respect.
"WELL!" Paula yells. Lucas shoots down, making his knees sit in front of his junk, making sure that the girls don't see.
"Ok…" The three girls turn around and notice Lucas's briefs lying next to him.
"REEEE, you actually did it?" Ana screeches.
"Don't ever do that again. Anyway, how long do I stay like this?" Lucas asks.
"Hmm, oh, until we play all the games we intend to play," Paula says with evil intent.
"Damn it." Lucas puts his forehead on his knees and closes his eyes. Ness looks sympathetically at Lucas. He then takes off his shirt.
"Ness? What're you doing?" Kumatora asks loudly, mainly to get Lucas's attention. It works, making Lucas look at Ness. His face turns red when he sees Ness shirtless.
"N-Ness?" Ness turns to Lucas.
"I thought it'd be awkward for you to be naked alone, soooo…." Ness proceeds to get naked without any hesitation. Lucas can't help but look at Ness's goodies. It's soft, and pale, much like the rest of Ness. But, also like the rest of Ness, it also holds impact. Kumatora knows exactly what he's looking at, prompting her to show the others. Lucas then feels a feeling he'd otherwise enjoy if it weren't for his current situation. He tries harder to hide his pride and joy, but it only makes it more obvious.
"Oh...my...god. Did you just—" Paula starts.
"N-no, shut up," Lucas says.
"What?" Ness asks as he sits down, crossing his legs. He's clearly not showing any fear in showing his junk. Lucas only ends up getting another glimpse of it, reddening his face even more.
"N-n-n-n-nothing." Lucas puts his forehead back on his knees and looks down at his second head that's not looking up at him. "C-can we just w-wat a f-few more minutes."
"Just go to the bathroom and pull off a quickie," Kumatora says as she makes the jerking off motion. Lucas shoots his head up. The momentum of Lucas looking up gives Ness a small chance to see what's wrong, or more so, what's hard for Lucas.
"NO!"
"Oh, I see now," Ness simply says, able to fully hide his enjoyment over seeing it. He enjoys it more because he knows what made Lucas like that, himself. Lucas looks at Ness. Lucas can tell Ness saw.
"I-I, uhm? Well, uhhh….shit." Ness giggles.
"Hey, no worries dude, us guys always get hard. Hell, it happened in school today for me."
"B-by what?" Ness blinks a few times as he remembers what made his blood rise in his baby maker. It was Lucas, in the showers during gym class.
"W-well, you don't have to worry about that." Paula starts laughing.
"You guys really do get flustered fast. All you are is naked, no biggie." Lucas and Ness turn to her. Paula gets a little thrown off by Ness and Lucas's stern looks.
"You don't understand," they both say in scary unison. Lucas looks down and notices that his cave hunter has calmed down. He takes a deep breath and lowers his legs to be like Ness's, criss-cross applesauce. Lucas still makes some attempt to hide his pleasure pump, but Ness still gets an eye-full. Lucas enjoys the thrill of having Ness see it though.
"Oh my…" Ness says, surprisingly loud.
"Alright, enough of this nude talk, let's get to the next game," Paula claps. She shoots up. "Come on girls." She rushes out of the room with both girls, leaving Ness and Lucas alone. They stay silent a bit.
"So…"
"Soo…"
"I...helped you? Helped you pipe up?" Ness asks, refusing to look at Lucas.
"...You...um, always have," Lucas rubs the back of his neck, completely showing his trouser snake. Ness stares at it for a while before breaking the stare as he realizes what Lucas said. He opens his mouth to say something but decides to say something else.
"About how I got excited earlier today?"
"Yes?" Ness looks down.
"It was you." Before Lucas can say anything, Paula and the girls rush into the room with something in a black trash bag. They get back in place. Paula reaches in to grab the game.
"We are gonna play," she starts. She then pulls out a thin plastic mat. She flattens it on the ground in front of the boys, showing them what it is. "TWISTER!"
"..." Both boys stay silent.
"And since we're girls, we can't play with you two naked. If your dick touches us, we can legally sue. I'm sure you don't want that," Kumatora taunts.
"..." the boys once again say nothing. Ana just gets extremely excited.
"Ooooh, I just love gay porn." Lucas stands up and grabs his clothes.
"...Fuck this shit, I'm out." Lucas walks to the door and places his hand on it.
"Now Lucas, if you don't want us to tell Ness here about what you do on a nightly basis, I suggest you come sit back down," Paula grins. Lucas slowly looks back.
"What?"
"Claus told us."
"...That son of a bitch. Ugh, fine." Lucas slumps back over and sits in front of the mat.
"Were you really about to leave the room completely naked?" Ness asks. Lucas just shrugs.
"Now boys, stand up, and prepare to be twisted," Ana says with a little too much excitement. The game gets just as awkward as Lucas predicted. Ness's pecker ends up being right in front of Lucas, only making his own use its favorite move, harden. Because of this, Lucas falls down, losing. Ness steps away from Lucas, wondering why he's just lying on the mat face down.
"Lucas?" Ness asks as he kneels closer to Lucas.
"He got hard again," Kumatora simply says. Ness looks down at Lucas, grinning.
"If we're alone sometime soon….could I see your one-eyed monster more….intimately?" Lucas has to think about what he's talking about. Once he realizes he shoots his head up. "W-who knows. I could even park my batmobile into your Batcave…" Lucas blushes.
"I-I'd love to," Lucas excitedly says. Kumatora giggles.
"We got another one girls," Paula says. The three of them start fist-bumping. She then clears her throat to get the attention of the boys. She walks over, grabs their necks, and forces them through the house and eventually out of it. She closes the door with a loud bang and even locks it. The boys still need a few seconds to calibrate after what happened.
"...Our clothes are still in there, correct?" Ness asks.
"...Yup." Lucas's phone soon rings. He looks runs to Ness's car to hide the face he's naked from any onlookers. Ness soon joins. Lucas picks the phone up. "The hell's wrong with you?"
"Hm, oh, I'm not a fan of having two naked boys in my room, my mom would kill me," Paula lies.
"Why you—"
"Just take the car home—oh wait, Ness's keys are right here," she says as she jangles the keys into the phone. "Looks like you'll just have to walk home together….naked."
"PAULA!" Paula ends up hanging up the phone. Lucas looks at Ness. Ness sighs.
"We were just a part of her damned plot," Ness sighs in defeat. He stands up. "Well, let's get going."
"B-but, what if people look—"
"They'll have me to deal with. No one looks at my partner's milk machine unless they want my own in their mouth." Lucas squints, thinking over what Ness said.
"Isn't that...rape? Like, statutory?"
"Maybe," Ness shrugs. Lucas giggles. He stands up. They start walking, and eventually, they start holding hands.
"You know how the Batcave often has water and stuff inside?"
"Uhh, yea?"
"Well…" Lucas blushes, knowing what he's about to say. "Mine doesn't. It's all dry." Ness stays silent, absolutely falling in love with what Lucas said. Lucas turns to look at Ness but ends up seeing him bleed profusely from his nose. "NESS, THE FUCK!?"
"S-sorry." Ness wipes the blood away. "It just means I'm erect." Lucas raises an eyebrow as he looks down at Ness's batmobile.
"Oh my." He shakes his head to continue looking forward. They continue to walk toward the house.
"Mine's bigger by the way."
"Shut up."
"'K."