Heyo, there's usage of a fanart in here, you can't see it cause I haven't figured out the way, if there is a way, to put images in here. You'll be able to see it on Wattpad. And of course, credit goes to the creator.

Ness: Yo guys

Ninten: Yo yo

Red: What's wrong?

Ness: I was just wondering if y'all have seen Lucas?

Claus: He was heading to your place

Ness: And when did he leave?

Claus: Like an hour ago

Claus: Why do you ask?

Ness: ….

Ness: He never came over

Claus: WHAT?

Ninten: Don't y'all live like 30 minutes away?

Ness: Yeah

Ninten: Maybe he was stalled by something

Claus: Yeah….maybe

Ness: Hopefully

Paula: Uhm….guys

Claus: Now's not the time for you to be an annoyance

Paula: Lucas was taken

Ninten: ….

Ness: …..

Claus: WHAT!

Claus: BY WHO

Red: Whom*

Claus: SHUT YOUR STUPID PIE WHOLE SHITHEAD

Red: Uh right

Claus: Who the fuck took him?

Paula: Not sure, didn't get a good look at their face, but they were small and fat

Me: Hi there😊

Claus: LUCAS!

Ness: Luke?

Me: Yeah?

Paula: Where are you?

Me: I'm home

Me: Duh

Claus: ….

Inkling: That's good, right?

Villager: Sounds like it

Ness: Claus?

Claus: ….

Claus: Where the fuck is Lucas?

Me: 😊

Me: Clausey, I'm home

Claus: No the hell you're not

Me: Oh Clausey

Me: It's called a friendly game of hide and seek😊

Me: Find me

Ninten: Lucas this isn't funny

Ninten: You should know not to put stress on him

Claus: Just show yourself

Me: No no no

Me: I will not lose this game that easily😏

Kumatora: Hey Claus?

Claus: What?

Kumatora: Lucas doesn't really use emojis that often

Claus: ….

Toon Link: Oh shit, you're right

Red: Either he changed

Ness: Or he's not Lucas

Claus: WHERE THE FUCK IS HE

Me: 😊😊

Me: Boys

Me: Chill

Me: I am Lucas

Toon Link: No, you're not!

Ana: Reveal yourself sicko

Me: Ugh, whatever😒

Me: Fine ya got me, I'm not Lucas

Young Link: Then how do you have his phone?

Me: Don't worry, he's safe

Me: Ish

Claus: ANSWER ME FOR FUCKS SAKE

Me: I was telling the truth about one thing

Me: Lucas…..and I…..we're playing hide and seek

Me: Find him, he's safe

Mega Man: And if we don't?

Me: Then i'll deliver him to each of you

Ana: Deliver?

Kumatora: Each of us?

Me: Did I stutter?

Mega Man: He's going to cut him up and give us his pieces

Me: Bingo! We have a winner

Ness: You sicko

Claus: I WILL FUCKING GUT YOU

Me: Tch tch tch, if you do that, I'll add Ninten to that list too

Claus: Ninten?

Claus: NINTEN

Ninten: Don't worry, I'm safe

Ninten: Just locked the doors

Claus: Good, don't answer for anyone but me ok?

Ninten: Ok

Me: Awww look at you

Claus: Shut up

Ness: What do you want?

Me: To play a game

Me: Obviously

Ness: Then why Lucas?

Me: Cause I know Lucas is the glue to "The PK Boys"

Villager: How do you know that?

Me: Oops, looks like I gave a little clue🙊

Young Link: Mega Man?

Mega Man: Noted

Claus: JUST TELL ME WHERE HE IS

Me: Now now, Commander

Claus: ….

Me: You won't get anywhere with that attitude of yours

Ness: Just tell us

Claus: Well, you won't get anywhere with a hand canon up your ass

Ninten: Claus, we need to remain calm

Me: Listen to your pretty little friend there

Me: Wouldn't want anything….bad to happen to him, would you?

Claus: No

Me: Goodie

Me: Now then, shall we play the game?

Claus: Fine

Ness: Girls, you're the best investigators, you find Lucas, we'll try to extract clues

Ana: On it

Paula: Yes siree

Kumatora: KK

Me: This will be fun😊

Claus: Ok, mystery man, let's talk

Me: Gladly

Me: Although, I'm less of a "mystery man" than you may think

Mega Man: So you know of our group name

Inkling: Couldn't he have found out from Lucas's phone?

Ness: Impossible

Inkling: How so?

Ness: Lucas doesn't have the group chat as "PK Boys"

Ness: He has it as "Good Lads"

Young Link: Oh...

Villager: So that means he must be close enough to know about our group

Red: How close are we talking?

Toon Link: Our class

Mega Man: Yeah, everyone in our class knows of our name

Young Link: So he must be in our class

Me: Ding ding ding!

Me: Man, you guys are good

Claus: Hmmm

Ninten: What're you thinking about?

Claus: Just thinking

Me: Analyzing?

Claus: Shut up

Claus: Wait a second

Ninten: ?

Claus: Lemme think, continue grilling him

Ninten: So, person, how long have you been in our class?

Me: Longer than Lukey and Clausey

Red: So he knows Claus but was here before him

Claus: …..no

Me: Uh oh

Me: Looks like Clausey knows me😉

Claus: You sack of shit

Ness: Claus, who is he?

Me: You should know Nessy

Ness: Me?

Ness: …..

Ness: No….it can't be

Me: Oh yes it is

Villager: I'm lost

Claus: It's fucking Porky

Me: Ding ding ding

Ness: ….

Ninten: ….

Red: Woah

Ana: Guys...

Ness: Did you find something?

Paula: A building, an abandoned building

Ness: Are you guys going in?

Kumatora: Yes

Toon Link: Stay safe

Me: Hehe~

Ness: What do you want with him, Porky?

Me: It's not what I want

Me: But rather what I already did

Ness: ….

Claus: THE FUCK DID YOU DO

Paula: Guys?

Mega Man: Find something?

Paula: (There's a picture here, look at Wattpad to see the superior version of it)

Me: There he is, you win

Claus: Lucas….

Ness: No...

Ness: Impossible

Toon Link: Is he ok?

Kumatora: He has a pulse

Ana: But he's unconscious

Claus: YOU FUCKER!

Me: 😜

Mega Man: Hey, chill out Claus

Claus: Chill out?

Claus: CHILL OUT!

Red: Listen to him

Red: Because of him, we were able to pinpoint Porky's location

Me: What...

Red: We were just waiting for confirmation he did something to Lucas

Mega man: Which he did do

Me: Damn it

Young Link: Hehe, that's why I love you, Mega Man

Mega Man: 😳

Ness: But still, where are the cops?

Mega Man: Close

Me: As if they will get to me, y'all are bluffing

Mega Man: Oh yeah?

Me: Yeah

Mega Man: Well….

Mega Man: 5

Mega Man: 4

Mega Man: 3

Mega Man: 2

Mega Man: 1

Mega Man: Look outside

Me: What?

Claus: LOOK OUTSIDE YOU FAT FUCKER

Me: ….Impossible

Ness: Hehe, you bitch

Me: Fuck you

Toon Link: Nah, that's what big bubba will do to ya in jail scumbag

Me: You bitc

Me: sdiifhowei

Me: isehofiwe8

Me: 2w38hfiwpefio

Me: sdoi weuf90 we

Inkling: Uhm?

Inkling: What?

Me: Hello?

Ninten: Who is this?

Me: Name's Ren Amamiya, an officer.

Claus: Thank God, where's the Pork Bastard?

Me: My partners have him.

Me: Girls?

Kumatora: Yes?

Me: Stay where you are, an ambulance is on their way.

Paula: Yes sir

The next day

Me: Kids?

Claus: Ren? How's Lucas?

Me: I apologize you weren't able to visit him.

Claus: It's fine

Claus: Just how is he?

Me: He's doing fine

Me: He's healing from his damages.

Ness: What damages did he have?

Me: Cuts, bruises, and penetration.

Ness: Penetration?

Me: Yes. However, Doc was able to determine nothing natural went inside him.

Me: Only metals have

Ninten: How are you able to tell?

Me: Doc ran a scan and saw particles of various metals, but nothing showing hints of natural material, IE human parts.

Ness: Oh thank God

Me: However, it's still possible trauma is still there. From what we were able to get from him, though, he seems pretty strong-minded and doesn't really see that as traumatic.

Toon Link: Can we talk to him?

Claus: Yeah, can we?

Me: Technically no.

Me: But I'll bend the rules for you.

Me: One sec.

Inkling: YAAAY

Me: Guys?

Claus: LUCAS!

Me: Hey….

Ness: How are you feeling?

Me: I dunno

Me: Hurt?

Me: I guess

Toon Link: Where?

Me: My head

Me: My arms

Me: My legs

Me: My butt

Claus: Lucas….I'm sorry

Me: Don't be

Claus: No, he did it because of me!

Me: Shut up

Claus: SO I'M FUCKING SORRY

Me: And I said shut up

Me: Porky is just a sick bastard

Me: He did it because I refused to go out with him

Claus: What?

Me: He asked me out on a date and I said no

Me: He got mad and the next thing I know is waking up in a dark room, tied up

Claus: Then….why did he...

Mega Man: He wanted an excuse

Mega Man: To piss you off

Red: To make you do something unforgivable

Ninten: And was willing to use me as bait.

Mega Man: Exactly

Paula: Look at this teamwork

Claus: ….

Claus: Sorry...

Me: Claus...

Claus: I'm not sorry?

Me: Good boy

Ninten: Why did you reject him?

Me: Cause he's a dick

Ninten: And….

Me: Cause I like someone else

Ana: 👀👀

Ana: WHO

Mega Man: I'd like to know too

Me:

Me: Ness

Ness: 😳

Inkling: HAHA

Inkling: You owe me 50 bucks YL

Young Link: Damn it

Ninten: Bet?

Inkling: YL and I bet to see if he liked TL or Ness

Toon Link: Me?

Toon Link: I'm banging that dude Villager

Villager: Way to out us😑

Paula: Woah

Kumatora: I love this group😊

Ness: Ness?

Ness: Yeah?

Me: After I'm...ok...would you

Ness: Yes

Me: Damn, didn't mean to send

Me: Oh….really?

Ness: Yeah

Ness: If you were asking me out on a date

Me: I was gonna ask if I can suck your dick but that works too

Claus: Hey!

Ness: That works too😙

Claus: HEY

Me: Good, better have some lube😉

Claus: HEY!

Ness: I always have some

Claus: LISTEN TO ME

Me: What's wrong?

Claus: You're really talking about sexual shit now?

Me: Duh

Ness: Obviously

Claus: ….Can't believe you two

Ninten: Hehe, Claus, you're not one to talk😘

Paula: Horny boys

Claus: 😒

Claus: Lucas?

Me: Hm?

Claus: Glad you're safe

Claus: And that you're feeling well enough to joke around

Me: Hehe, doc said I need to stay for about the rest of the day

Inkling: Yikies

Me: Indeed

Me: But he said I'll be perfectly fine

Claus: Goodie

Me: Hehe

Me: I love you, Clausey

Claus: I love you too

Ness: I need love too!

Me: Yeah yeah yeah

Me: Love you too

Ness: 😌

Lucas: Oh dang, Doc needs to do more check-ups

Lucas: I need to go

Ness: Awww

Inkling: Unfortunate

Lucas: Stay safe y'all

Claus: You better stay safer!

Lucas: Love you Ness!

Ness: Love you too!