So, I know I've been holding back with making new stories but I had to make a DanDanDan story, that was my favorite anime of 2024 and in just a week I caught up with the entire manga and I have to say this is Regular Show the anime and Manga. I love the characters, the setting, the mysteries and the good mashups of Mystical and Sci Fi.
So I decided to make a crossover with DxD, don't worry there will be a lot of changes from the main canon and thigs will be really interesting. Momo and Okarun will drive the Occult Research Club to the ground. These guys make more effort than the Red Princess of Ruse did in various years. Well, sorry for the ramblings.
Alright. LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
At Kuoh Academy
The illustrious school was called one of the most prestigious and most accomplished schools in all over Japan. Some say that almost everyone that goes to that school is destined to become great, they had a great amount of illustrious people and children of some of the richest kids of the nation.
However despite being a very famous school it doesn't mean that they still didn't have the usual amount of problems that any regular high school had, for example take the second year Momo Ayase who was discussing some frustrating news to her friends Miko and Muko.
"Argh! I can't believe I just got dumped!' Said Momo all sad.
"Girl, we told you numerous times he was a no good for nothing. A true deadbeat.' Said Miko.
"I know but he was my first boyfriend.'' Said Momo.
"He was a scumbag. Seriously what did you see in him?'' Asked Muko.
"Because he looked like Takakura Ken.'' Said Momo blushing with an embarrassed face.
"Here we go!'' Said Miko and Muko annoyed.
"Guys! Do you know how hard it is to look for someone that has the same style as my beloved Ken? I thought we were meant for life but I was so wrong.'' Said Momo looking annoyed.
"I know he wanted to go a love Motel!? Is he serious?! You did the right thing for kicking him in the face. Maybe getting a bunch of guys to what was originally an all-girls school wasn't a good idea.'' Said Miko
"Trust me, all the guys of the school want to grab Rias-Senpai or Akeno-Senpai.'' Said Muko refereeing
"Those boob monsters are the reason of why regular gals like us cant get a guy, how are we going to compete with beautiful foreigners with huge knockers?'' Asked Momo grabbing her own boobs.
"How their back aren't broken is a mystery for the ages.'' Said Momo.
"Well, I heard that Rias Senpai is super rich, and her family can afford the best care of the world.'' Said Miko.
"Urgh, must be so good be stinking rich.'' Said Momo annoyed.
A little later
As Momo walked over the halls of the school she saw some happy couple chatting with each other. She was so annoyed seeing those happy faces as she kept grabbing her sweater that was over her regular Kuoh Girl uniform.
"Man, when I am going to get a good boyfriend? I know Kuoh Academy doesn't have much guys compared to girls but come on, there must be someone!'' Thought Momo annoyed. As she walked over the halls she heard three annoying voices.
"So did you checked that new video I lent you yesterday?'' Asked a bald boy named Motohoma.
"Oh yeah! It was awesome!'' Said a brown haired boy named Issei.
"Exactly! I told you it was a classic in the topic of old school hentai.'' Said a glasses boy named Matsuda.
Momo saw those three as if they were the black plague.
"Great, the jerk off trio.'' Thought her thinking of the so called Pervert Trio, the most infamous group of the entire school.
The trio went over Momo, they saw her with a very annoyed face and they wanted to check on her.
"Hey there Momo Ayase?! Do you need some…'' Said Matsuda and she pretty much shout them back.
"Leave me alone jerk offs!'' Scream Momo making the group a bit scared.
"Man, I thought you were a very chill girl.'' Said Issei Hhyodou scared.
"Do you think I want to be touched by the three guys who definitely jerk off every day.'' Said Momo pissed.
"Hey! We are more than just watching porno and jerking off.'' Said Matsuda.
"Piss off perverts! I am not in the mood into deal with you three.'' Said Momo making the group leave.
"Ok, not messing with you.'' Said Motohoma.
"Yeah!'' Said the trio.
The pervert group left Momo alone and she went walking all over the halls of the school, just feeling sorry for herself.
"Great, now they are going to spread that I am an awful bitch. I wonder if Grandma can transfer me out of this hell hole.'' Thoguht Momo.
As she walked over the halls of the school she saw another second-year classroom, but in that class her eyes were averted to a boy with a bowl of hair cut and glasses reading a book. The other thing that caught her attention was that the boy was getting a ton of paper balls thrown at him and the people who were doing this were laughing. They were tossing paper upon papers and then they had some idea.
"Put a magnet it on. It will be hilarious.' Said one of the bullies.
They were about it to throw the paper magnet towards the poor boy but then a surprise happened. Momo was seated in front of the boy making it impossible to toss it.
"Try it. I dare I double dare you.'' Said Momo to the bullies.
The bullies were now scared and didn't wanted to attack anymore. Momo tried to befriend the boy but he was all quiet and once she saw that the bullies stopped picking on him she decided to leave.
"This is ridiculous.'' Said Momo leaving the classroom.
As Momo left the class the picked up boy went after her with his book that he was reading. The bullies were just confused on what just happened.
"Uh, who is this chick?'' Asked one of the bullies.
"I will take this.'' Said a tall chick with blue hair.
"What!'' Asked one of the bullies in shock to see this tall girl with a brown-haired girl alongside her.
The bullies saw who grabbed their paper magnet, they were Tsubasa Yura and Reya Kusaka members of the Student Council.
"A magnet and you two were going to throw at Takakura-kun?'' Asked Tsubasa with a smirk.
"What! No! We weren't doing it nothing.'' Said one of the bullies.
"Sure, let's see what President Souna thinks of this.'' Said Reya.
"Uh!'' Said the bullies in horror.
"Move!'' Said Tsubasa kicking the group out of their desk and making thme move.
Its sad that the poor boy wasn't present at the class to see that sweet justice, but he was going after something import.
At the halls of Kuoh
Momo kept walking in distress that she would never have a boyfriend in her life, this school had a lot of perverts or people aiming to score with the big beauties of the place which make Momo be one of the bottom of the barrel girls of the place. Honestly she felt like a loser.
"Argh! What a drag! How I am going to take out my stress on it?'' Asked Momo as she walked around she head someone calling her.
"Ayase Momo!'' Scream someone.
"Huh?'' Asked Momo as she see the boy that she protected early today.
"I believe I know what you like!'' Scream the boy.
"Huh?'' Asked Momo confused.
"I believe I know what you like! It's the only thing a person like you would ever approach me about.'' Said the boy all over the top.
"Nah, I think you've got the wrong idea. I don't want be your friend or anything. Just forget I ever talked to you.'' Said Momo all cold but the boy was not listening to her.
"This is what I mean! All about the Occultism! The President has been to Mars! Aliens are living among us! Celebrities are not truly dead! Also the UFOS! The UFOS are all over our planet and NASA are not telling us about it.'' Said the boy all serious.
"No, I don't believe in this thing of Alien or Occultism. If you like this stuff, why don't you join the Occult club that for some reason Rias Senpai is the president of it?'' Asked Momo.
'They are full.'' Said the boy all depressed.
"And why don't you make your own club?'' Asked Momo.
"I don't…don't know anyone who likes occultism.'' Said the boy a bit sad.
"OK, can I go?'' Asked Momo going off as she checked her phone.
"Huh?! Hey wait! They have the latest sight of Nessie in here! And something that looks like a GM cannon. Also, they apparently saw a bunch of monsters coming over Kyoto! This is all important stuff and…'' Said the boy being over excited with this subject but Momo was having none of that.
"Shut uuuuup! I'm in the middle of a heartbreak and I really don't need all of your crap on top of it. You've got no idea how much you nerds push people buttons and piss them off. No wonder girls don't talk to you and you don't have any friends!' Said Momo being a bit of rude.
Momo started to walk away all unapologetic and she saw him looking all sad as she tossed his magazine on the floor. She looked back and saw she was kind of a bitch on this part.
"Hey sorry, I a said too much. Listen, I don't believe in aliens…but I'd do believe in ghosts.'' Said Momo.
The girl though her sharing that secret of her the boy would be a bit happy, but what he did once he heard that piece of news? He laughs.
"Heh there's no such things as ghost!'' Said the boy laughing much to Momo shock.
"What! I give you the chance to talk to me, and you just take a fat dumb on it!?'' Asked Momo.
"Hey, don't look down on the occult!'' Said the boy.
"I'll have you know my grandma's a psychic.'' Said Momo looking with a winning smile.
"What!'' Said the boy in shock.
"You ever seen a ghost before? They're super scary? People who get possessed by them start spazzing out like crazy!'' Said Momo acting all goof.
"Spasms are also caused by medical conditions! That's no proof of ghosts.'' Said the boy.
"Really?! Have you been on a UFO ride with some aliens, then?' Asked Momo.
"That's jumping to the conclusion! What are you, an idiot?'' Asked the boy now pissed.
The two started to squash with each other, pretty much just starting to throw insults to each other and push their faces. What the two didn't know was that people were leaving their classroom as they heard their scream and everyone was thinking that they were making out.
Momo friends, the student Council and even the pervert trio were all seeing that and were surprised to see they were talking and some even started a rumor that they were dating.
"No way! That's Ken Takakura from other side!'' Said Issei in shock.
"The super nerd!'' Scream Matsuda in denial.
"Man, she is cute and even the nerd can get laid before us.'' Said Motohama.
"This is an outrage. Gentlemen lets try to fix our game for this year.'' Said Issei.
"Right!'' Said the other two.
"After tonight Porn Watch.'' Said Issei.
"Of course!'' Said the other two.
Momo and the boy saw the chaos that they were both causing at their school and they decided to leave for a more quiet place, of course that didn't helped their case as people started to say that the they were making out in secret.
"Alright, you're on! If you really see a ghost I 'm gonna make you my errand boy!'' Said Momo all pissed.
"And I'll show you a real UFO! If you see one I'll make you into my errand girl, Ayase-san!'' Said the boy all serious.
The two glared at each other as they exchanged contacts and the places that they would go to check out for Paranormal and Alien activity.
At the Occult Research Club.
Rias Gremory, beauty of Kuoh Academy and pure blood devil was finishing her paperwork for the day. Her right hand woman Akeno was by her side making sure that everything was at a good pace.
"Alright, all the papers are done for day. Did you make yours Akeno?'' Asked Rias.
"Yes bunchou.'' Said Akeno.
"Good, now before we continue I need to talk to Sona about two places that apparently have been housing Stray Devils.'' Said Rias.
"Where are they?'' Asked Akeno.
"These two.'' Said Rias showing the pictures of the places.
The places where the abandoned hospital also known as Nagi Hospital and the abandoned tunnel.
"The abandoned hospital and tunnel?'' Asked Akeno.
"Yes, both of these places have been abandoned for decades. The only problem is that they are almost out of my reach and it can cause trouble to the owners of the territory.'' Said Rias.
"Should we go and talk with them?'' Asked Akeno.
"No, we better wait and see if there are actually stray devils towards these places. Actual evidence.'' Said Rias.
"Agreed, just going out of the blue might spark some debate.'' Said Akeno.
"Plus, I am already worried about the suspicious amount of Fallen Angel energy around Kuoh. There is something odd with that.'' Siad Rias.
"Oh don't worry Bunchou, I am sure that there might be some rogue agents that we can kill in no time. In the meantime, we can just enjoy High Schol as normal teenagers.'' Said Akeno.
"Understood, do you have any gossip?'' Asked Rias.
"I heard that a gyaru and a nerd were making out in the hallway this morning.'' Said Akeno.
"No way! Tell me everything.' Said Rias with a smile.
The two just went over the fake gossip that was being spread around school, not knowing that the Gyaru and the nerd were already on their way to very unfortunate places.
So yes, first chapter we have Momo and Okarun meeting each other and Momo having a fierce hate for the pervert trio. Now to clarify, in the future Momo will enjoy Issei company but as a friend never as a love interest, she knows he will be forever a perv and she is not interested.
I originally envisioned a super big chapter but I am happy with this one, next chapter will be the starter of everything but I am not going to just copy and paste everything. I have my own ways and once we have until Turbo Granny is exorcised, we will go back to DxD and things are sure about to become exciting. I hope everyone enjoys.
