Hey there, I was on a roll so here is another one. This is going to be a big series for me, mostly because I want to show the DxD group that really madness is like. I mean they deal with stuff and when it's the end of the world situation is stuff that is dealt like in a few chapters.
Also, I checked it out Mother Basement YouTube channel glazing over how amazing the story of DxD is which I was like Really?, the amazing story is in the background we are stuck with a pervert and his simps. To be fair that video was being made to capitalize on the upcoming season 4 and well this is all they have.
Let's now get back to the crossover with the current anime in the world
At the Turbo Granny Tunnel
Both Momo and Okarun were beyond shaking in fear of just being there. Momo was with her regular clothes while Okarun kept the uniform that Seiko let to him.
"Ok, you go first Okarun.'' Said Momo trying to push the nerd up front.
"Why me? Isn't always ladies first?'' Asked him.
"Look at this face. See that I am crying of fear right now?'' Asked Momo while doing a cute face.
"Your eyes are as dry as a desert." Said Okarun.
"Please.' Said Momo continuing doing that face.
"You know what let's go together. Walking side by side is fair to both of us!'' Said Okarun pissed.
"Alright." Said Momo annoyed.
Once they got inside, they light their way with a flashlight but despite the little light they were still scared to go inside.
"Hey! You're walking behind me.'' Said Momo annoyed.
"No, I am walking next to you. Don't try to push me upfront.'' Said Okarun annoyed.
"You asshat!'' Said Momo trying to slap Okarun but the nerd kept blocking her.
"Stop! Ayase this…is not the time!'' Said Okarun annoyed.
The two soon realized that they were just wasting time so they decided to keep going.
"Let's go.'' Said Momo.
"Right.'' Said Okarun.
"Anyway, what were we supposed to do if the Turbo Granny show up again? Just beat her up?'' Asked Momo.
"No, didn't you listen to your grandma? We need to draw her outside of the city and split her from the bound spirit!'' Said Okarun all nervous.
"Yeah yeah. I get it, don't worry we took down an alien spaceship. This will be a piece of cake.'' Said Momo.
"Well, I don't know if this is normal. I am surprised that neither of us are going to therapy after these hellish days.' Said Okarun.
"Shut up. The sad thing is that nobody in school will believe us! We could have been famous and popular.' Said Momo annoyed.
"I don't know if I wanted to be known as the guy who's dick got stolen by a granny spirit! I prefer to keep this a secret! Besides, its not like obligatory for us to be famous just because we dealt with aliens and spirits.'' Said Okarun.
"Yeah, but we already had more excitement in these past few days than any student of our age has in their life. If we ever save the world I am ditching school, there's no way I am sitting at a desk learning physics when I kicked alien butt to save this garbage of a planet.'' Said Momo annoyed.
"What! You think saving Earth gives you a pass to do anything?'' Asked Okarun scared.
"Whatever let's just beat this bitch and get your dick back. She's just an old hag so beating her will be a…'' Said Momo when they soon stopped after seeing something.
They saw a huge head blocking the tunnel, an old woman face. It was Turbo Granny and its was downright terrifying.
"Huge!'' Said both of them.
"What do we do Ayase?'' Asked Okarun scared.
"Calm down! We've gotta draw her outta of here. So let's hit it!'' Said Momo with a plan but Okarun was too scared.
Momo looked again at what was scaring the cultist boy and he saw Turbo Granny head coming towards them, slowly and she looked like she was about to gobble them. They thought about going back where they came but that entrance was also blocked by another head of turbo Granny. In any case both Momo and Okarun were stuck in the tunnel.
"She's coming in both direction!'' Scream Okarun.
"I got this! Open the backpack!'' Said Momo as Okarun opened the backpack with some tools that Seiko had lent them.
The girl took out a bunch of metal baseball bats and using her psychic powers she made them flow. Now with them at position she used them to take the Yokai eyes out. However, once they got near Turbo Granny eyes turning to mouths and swallow the bats.
"EW!'' Scream Momo.
"What happened?'' Asked Okarun.
"Her eyes became mouths! It was so disgusting!' Said Momo in shock.
"Ayase, release the curse! Maybe I can do something.' Said Okarun nervous.
"Alright, I am counting on you.'' Said Momo letting the curse out as Okarun got into his Turbo Granny mode, complete with the new personality.
"Oh yeah! I don't think I got this! I aint gonna be any good in here.'' Said Okarun all bumped.
"Why your personality so shitty when you look this cool? Now look here, go to that bitch and show who's boss. I will back you up!'' Said Momo.
"This pression is killing me.'' Said Okarun.
Then before the boy could go there and kick some ass something weird happened. He returned to normal as both him and Momo were confused over this.
"What that?!'' Asked Okarun confused.
"Huh?'' Asked Momo also confused.
"Ayase what are you doing?'' Asked Okarun in shock.
Momo went to look for the curse inside of Okarun but saw nothing, just his soul as for the curse it was like dwindling.
"I cant see it! How is this possible it was…'' Said momo confused and then Turbo Granny started talkin.
"The dick was returned. The curse is gone.'' Said the giant head of Turbo Granny.
The two look in horror as the Yokai smiled at them with that creepy look.
"I am surprised you could use the curse to transform like that. But not on my watch, dipshit duo. As if would let you use my power. Now, I will gooble the two of you!'' Scream the yokai opening its gigantic mouth.
It would be the end, Momo felt frozen and Okarun just closed his eyes to be over quick. However Momo remembered Seiko advice about the race and with no fear she made a question to the terrifying Yokai.
"Are you afraid of lose?'' Asked her as Turbo Granny stopped her attack.
"Uh?'' Asked Turbo Granny.
"Using your Yokai Powers like this is so lame. If this is like for every supernatural being than they are also lames in my book. But even that aside your name is Turbo Granny right? There's no way you would turn down a contest of speed. If you really the Turbo Granny of myth than show us your turbo. Try us in a game of speed.'' Said Momo all serious.
Then the giant heads disappeared and the old woman that Okarun saw a few nights ago appeared in front of the two.
"Who do you think you're talking to. Aint no way I'll lose on my feet. Very well brat. I'll play along. I can gobble you lot up whenever I want anyhow. What are the rules? What is the goal?'' Asked Turbo Granny to Momo.
"There's no goal. We're simply playing Tag. I am sure you would to have some of that back in your time. If you catch us, you win. Simple enough? When we start, count for ten minutes. We'll run away during that time and make sure you follow that rule no matter what. Count to 10 minutes so we have a head start and you can start chasing us. Break it and you'll go down as the shitting yokai in history. Not a Yokai of myth and legend pass by generations, more like a shitty internet urban legend. That's what you want to be know as?'' Asked Momo with some sass and Turbo Granny wasn't liking that.
"Very well, I have a reputation to keep. Plus with these rules its fair, I hate cheaters.'' Said Turbo Granny.
"Alright ! Let's start! Run okarun!'' Scream Momo running as fast as she could as Turbo Granny started counting.
"Amazing I really thought we were really going to die.'' Said Okarun also running.
"One…two…''
The two kept listening to turbo granny count and they felt they had some advantage.
"You're a genius!'' Scream Okarun.
"I know! But I should have made her count a bit longer. Ten minutes is barely enough time to make out of the city!'' Scream Momo.
Then in their moment of disappear they heard Turbo Granny making some weird changed to the count, she started saying 1 minute, 3 minutes, 5 minutes and so onwards.
"What is she doing? She's counting so weird!"' Said Momo confused.
Then out of nowhere hands appeared in the ground and grabbed Ayase as if she was being dragged through hell. Okarun tried to save her, but Momo was now stuck inside of a huge amount of hands that the poor boy could help her break free.
"Ayase!'' Scream Okarun desperate.
"Her 10 minutes were down. Now its your turn.'' Said Turbo Granny.
"That doesn't count! You cheated! Let her out!'' Scream Okarun.
The Yokai didn't listened and instead kept counting random numbers, just like she had done with Momo.
"Stop with this!'' Scream okarun.
"I promised to count to ten, but you didn't specify on how to count it.'' Said Turbo Granny.
"Stop! With this!'' Scream Okarun but it wasn't working.
After less than a minute Turbo Granny soon came super close to Okarun face and called out her count.
"Ten minutes!'' Said her going to touch his face.
Okarun felt that this was over. He was going to die but he felt he need it to do something. Ayase had helped him in so many ways over the past few days, he felt that he need it to do something. He had an idea and it wasn't pretty, he recalled what Turbo Granny said on the first time she laid eyes on him.
"I will suck your tits!'' Scream Okarun but instead of sucking them he pretty much bit them with a great amount of strength, making the Yokai cry in pain.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!'' Scream Turbo Granny in pain.
"I am not finished!'' Said Okarun.
"You bastard! What are you doing?'' Asked Turbo Granny.
"What you told me to do. You saw my dick now I get to suck on your tits! I am not going to let them go unless you release Ayase!'' Scream Okarun as Turbo Granny tried to shake him off.
"Argh!'' Scream Turbo Granny in intense pain.
"Do you like it!?' Asked Okarun all pissed.
"You little shit! I will kill you now!"' Scream her.
However, she couldn't do a thing to Okarun, she felt weak. Just like when a cross was near a devil Turbo Granny felt like a weakling as Okarun was still unscratched.
"What's going on!? Why am I so weak? You should be dead?'' Asked Turbo Granny.
"Its my clothes! They are harmful to yokais like you!'' Said Okarun as he kept biting.
"You little shit! I will have to kill you by possessing you again!'' Scream Turbo Granny going in full ghost form and posing Okarun again.
The yokai managed to do it and with that she destroyed Okarun clothes, once she felt like a winner she was going to kill Momo. However, she started to feel a burning sensation as if she was burning away very fast. She couldn't move and she felt like she was getting crushed. It was Momo who was doing her physic attack from inside of the prison Turbo Granny had put her in. The Yokai tried to attack her but due to the duo plan the scary from of the Yokai was now gone as Okarun was in charge of his body again and Momo was free from the prison.
Crack
It was a risky move, but it worked out great in the end.
"Thanks for the help Ayase!'' Said Okarun trying to salvage every little bit of the uniform that wasn't tored.
"I thanked you too Okarun. It was great work.'' Said Momo.
Before the two could celebrate a little snakelike creature came out of Okarun neck.
"Dammit! Get me out of this boy right now!'' Scream the creature.
"What is this?' Asked Okarun scared.
"Is turbo Granny. We caught her and now she is totally stuck in your body.'' Said Momo with a smirk.
"You…'' Said the Yokai all furious but in this form she couldn't do a thing.
"What's wrong?! Why don't we fight? Oh yeah, I could mop you out!'' Said Momo with a big smirk on her face and then something happened that wiped that thing off her.
"Give back granny!'' Said a horrifying voice.
The two turned to see a giant crab, a seriously gigantic crab that could be like a kaiju going towards them.
"A giant crab! What the hell?'' Asked Okarun scared.
"It's the bound spirit! The one that she was in cahoots with! Maybe we can still escape and…'' Said Momo but Turbo Granny had to ruin everything.
"Jibakurei! Kill these two!'' Scream the Yokai.
"RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!'' Scream Momo as her and Okarun were now running away from a giant crab like monster.
At another part of town.
Rias Gremory had just recently saved horny teenager Issei Hhyodou from death at the hands of a Fallen Angel. She had now resurrected him as her pawn and he took over 8 pieces, the entire set meaning that he was really something. She saw the posters on the wall and decided to do something fun.
"Well, he is going to need something comfortable when waking up. Besides these injuries needs to be healed quickly.'' Said Rias taking off her clothes.
As she was about to snuggle with Issei she felt something weird in the air. Like some big presence.
"Uh?'' Asked her going over the teen window looking at the city as the moonlight shined over her naked body.
The devil girl couldn't see for over various miles away because that's where Momo and Okarun were having their difficult, plus it was an area near the end of Kuoh so she didn't had jurisdiction there but she could still feel the dark presence.
"What is going on? Are we being attacked? Is someone here?'' Thought her all shaken.
As first Rias felt the urge to call her other servants but then she took a deep breath.
"I don't sense any devil magic, maybe it's an unregister magician in the city. Tomorrow I will handle this, Fallen Angels are already a headache.'' Said Rias.
Rias decided to sleep to heal her new servant, but she tried to not over well her head with the thoughts of treats on her city. Who would be stupid enough to come to the city protected by the little sister of the current Lucifer.
"I need to speak with Sona first thing tomorrow. For now, give me good dreams Issei.'' Thought Rias as she hugs Issei naked body as they both fall asleep.
Hey there, we had the confrontation between Turbo Granny against Momo and Okarun and now we are heading for the need.
So yeah, in the two days that Momo and Okarun were out Issei went on his date with Raynare, got killed and Rias healed him and decided to stay in the first night. I am not going to follow the DxD story bit by bit, I need to follow the DanDanDan story until we are in a good spot. Just a few more and we can have main fun.
Thank you all and good night.