Chapter 3: Birth And New Life Problems

We start our chapter where we last left off where Loona's water had just broke.

And hearing that Loona's water had just broke Blitzo Vortex and the and the rest of the imp crew rushed Loona to the hospital

And after Blitzo Vortex and the rest of the imp crew rushed Loona to the hospital Blitzo Vortex and the rest of the imp crew arrived at the hospital.

And after Blitzo Vortex and the rest of the imp crew arrived at the hospital Blitzo said to the nurse" okay you listen my daughter is giving birth we need your best doctor".

And hearing that someone was giving birth in their Hospital the nurse said into the speaker phone" Dr. Big Ass Slap Your Mama hellhound pup delivery".

Then out of nowhere a succubus doctor named Big Ass Slap Your Mama and took Loona into the delivery room.

And after the doctor took Loona into the delivery room little Blitzo saw that the doctor's name was actually Big Ass Slap Your Mama.

And after Blitzo saw that the doctor's name was actually Big Ass Slap Your Mama Blitzo said to the doctor" wait your name is actually Dr Big As Slap Your Mama?

And after hearing Blitzo's question Dr Big As Slap Your Mama said to Blitzo" that's what it says on my name tag".

Then Blitzo said to Moxie" I wonder why they call her her mom put big ass on her birth certificate?

When the doctor was taking Luna to the delivery room, Vortex Blitzo and the rest of the imp crew saw that the doctor turned around and slapped Blitzo to the ground with her big ass.

And after seeing Blitzo really getting ass slapped to the ground Moxxie said to Blitzo with a giggle in his voice" sir did you just get really ass slapped to the ground?

And seeing Blitz in pain Moxie started to laugh at Blitzo's suffering.

And seeing that Moxie was laughing at him Blitzo said to Moxie with an angry tone and his voice" oh shut the hell up Mox".

And after laughing at Blitzo's suffering Vortex and the Imp crew saw a certain owl couple coming into the hospital.

When the certain old couple came into the hospital one of the owl demons name Stolas and Blitz said at the same time with anger in their voices" what the fuck are you doing here?

And after saying the question they both were thinking Stoals's wife named Stella said to Stolas" darling can you please save the fighting for later I'm about to give birth here".

And after hearing her wife say that to her Stoals said to Stella out loud" Oh I am so sorry honey doctor I need a doctor my wife is giving birth".

And right after Stolas said that a bunch of hospital workers came in and immediately carried her to her room.

And with her life taking care of Stolas said to Blitzo with a curious tone in her voice" So my little impling what brings you to this hospital?

Then to answer Stolas's question Blitzo said to Stolas with a serious tone in his voice" Well it's no news to you my daughter is also here she's about to give birth".

And hearing the answer to her question Blitz and stolas both heard Loona and Stella screaming out loud at the same time" Vortex Stolas you better come in here because I am not letting you miss your child's birth".

And after hearing their spouses calling their names vortex and stolas ran into their wife's rooms.

When Vortex came into Loona's room Loona grabbed Vortex's hand and started squeezing it.

When Loona was Squeezing Vortex's hand the doctor said to Loona" all right Mrs. Loona one more push".

And with one giant push and one giant squeeze of Vortex"s hand Loona had given birth to a healthy Hellhound.

And after giving birth Loona let go of your Vortex's hand and said to the doctor" So doc what is it a boy or a girl?

Then with a happy tone in her voice the doctor said to Vortex and Loona" congratulations you two you have a happy little boy".

And outside of Loona's room Blitzo was taking bets on if Loona would have a boy or a girl.

And speaking of bets to make Blitzo mad Millie at that Loona would deliver a boy.

And not wanting to be upstaged by Millie, Moxie and Blitzo made a bet that the child would be a girl.

And thinking that he was going to win Blitzo offered that if it was a boy that she and Moxie could be the santparents.

And after making the bet that he thought that he was going to win Blitzo had a happy smile on his face thinking that he was going to win the bet until Vortex came into the lobby shouting that he had a son.

And knowing that he had just lost the bet Blitzo looked at Millie's smug face and said to her in a mad tone in his voice" a stop looking at me like that, I didn't want to be the sant father".

And still being mad that he lost the bed to Millie Blitzo gave the money to Millie. And after Blitzo gave the money to Millie some extra money came into Millie's hand from her husband moxie.

And after Moxie gave her some extra money Millie said to Moxie" Mox did you also bet that Loona would have a girl?

Then to answer Millie's question Moxie gave Millie an embarrassed frown.

Then Blitzo said to Vortex with a happy tone in his voice" So big guy what's my grandson's name?

And after hearing Blitzo's question Vortex ran back into Loona's room to find out what name Loona would give to their son.

And back at Loona's room Vortex wanted to know what name Loona would give to their newborn son.

And wanting to know the name of his new son, Vortex said to Luna with a happy tone in his voice" So Loona what is our little man's name?

And hearing Vortex"s questions Loona thought of the perfect name for their son.

And after a few seconds Loona thought of the perfect name for their son and said to Vortex with a happy tone in her voice" well Vortex say hello to your new son Lunar".

And after hearing his son's name Vortex said to Luna with a loving tone and his voice" Lunar huh well I got to say that is the best name ever besides he's so cute just like his mama and who knows maybe we could give him a".

And before Vortex could even finish Loona started to smash his hand.

When Loona was smashing Vortex's hand Loona said to Vortex with an angry tone in her voice" we are only having one understand".

And after seeing the anger within Loona's eyes Vortex knew that he and Loona would only be having one child.

Then with a happy tone in his voice Blitzo came into Loona's room and said out loud" Looney my baby girl are you okay".

And before Loona could answer his question let's saw a baby hellhound her arms.

And after seeing the baby hellhound in his daughter's arms Blitzo started to tear up and said out loud" oh Looney he's so adorable can I hold him?

And not liking to see Blitzo cry Loona gave Blitzo her son.

And with Luna's son in his arm Blitzo said to the baby hellhound" odd who's grandpa's little killer is it you?

And before Blitzo could get his answer Millie snatched up Luna's son and said to him" by all the seven rings of hell you our just the adorable little one are?

And wanting him to smile Millie started to tickle him on his belly, making him laugh.

And liking Millie lunar gave Millie a lick on her face telling her that he liked her.

And after showing that he liked her Moxxie came in the room and came up to the hellhound baby's hellhound's face" now who is this little one?

And when Moxxie was in front of the baby hellhound's face the baby hellhound did something shocking that made everyone gasp in shock.

And the thing that the baby hellhound did to make everyone gasp in shock was that when Moxxie was close to his face the baby hellhound headbutted Moxxie in the face.

And after headbutting Moxxie in the face Moxxie shouted out in pain about being headbutted in the face by a baby hellhound" why you little son".

And before Moxxie was able to finish what he was about to say Millie said to him" Moxxie language".

Then to offend himself Moxxie said to Millie with a frustrated tone in his voice" Millie the kid just headbutted me".

Then Blitzo said out loud with an irritated tone in his voice "Oh stop being a pussie Mox it was probably an accident".

And hearing that it was an accident Moxxie said to Blitzo" you're right sir it was probably just an accident".

And yet again when Moxie put his face near the hellhound puppies the hellhound puppy head-butted Moxxie yet again.

And after being headbutted by the same puppy again Moxxie said out loud" see I told you he's doing it on purpose".

And hearing that the hellhound puppy head-butted Moxxie on purpose, Loona and Blitzo gave a happy smile and said at the same time" that's my boy".

And seeing the angry look on her husband's face Millie said out loud to change the subject" so what's the Little cutie's name?

And hearing the question Loona said out loud" his name is Lunar".

And after hearing that the hellhound puppy's name was Lunar a couple of months had passed by.

And during those couple a month Vortex and Loona found out that taking care of Lunar was going harder than they thought it was going to be.

As for example on the first day that they brought Lunar home the imp crew was hired by a sinner named Mrs Mayberry to kill someone by the name of Martha but when Blitzo Open the portal to where Martha and her family lived unknown to them a little passenger snuck away from his Loona and stowed away with them to their mission.

When the imp crew we're on their mission Blitzo was making his plan until the three imps Heard screaming coming from where Martha and her family lived.

And after hearing the screams coming from where Martha and her family live the three imps barged into where Martha and her family we're living in.

When the three imps were in the home where marfa and her family live they were shocked for what laid there where Martha and her family who were all slaughtered.

And seen Martha and her family slaughtered the three imps Saw there on the floor playing with Martha's head like it was a bouncing ball was Lunar.

And after seeing the carnage that Lunar had made let's pick up lunar and made a portal back to hell.

And back at hell Loona was going crazy trying to find Lunar.

When Loona was going crazy trying to find Lunar Luna saw Blitzo opening a portal holding Lunar in his arms.

And after seeing that lunar was with Blitzo Luna said to Blitzo" oh there he is thank you Blitz".

Then with a scared look on his face Blitzo said to Luna" Luna I have got to say one thing what kind of monster did you give birth to".

And after hearing that from Blitzo Luna was about you ask him about what he meant when Blitzo said to her" because whatever he is I love him yo should have seen him Looney because he was a killing machine".

And after Loona heard Blitzo said that Luna saw Millie with a proud look on her face and with Moxxie she saw a face that showed pure terror.

And after seen the look on Moxxie's face Luna wondered what in Lucifer's name happen on earth.

When celebrating their first mission Blitzo told Loona and Vortex about how he found lunar in Martha's house with her and her whole family slaughtered.

And hearing that a little hellhound puppy slaughtered Martha and her whole family Mrs Mayberry said out loud with a serious then happy tone in her voice" Wait are you saying that a little hound puppy kill them all That's fucked up but I paid for it".

Then the ink crew and Mrs Mayberry started to laugh their self silly on the thoughts of killing marfa and her family.

When Mrs Mayberry was laughing she felt something pulling on the end of her skirt. When Mrs Mayberry felt something was playing on the end of her skirt Miss Mayberry saw it was Lunar trying to get her attention.

And seeing that it was Lunar trying to get her attention Mrs Mayberry said to Lunar with a happy tone in her voice" well hello there sweetie is there something that you need?

Then out of nowhere lunar pulled out Martha's head.

And after seeing that lunar pulled out Martha's head of nowhere Martha said out loud" why does the kid have Martha's head?

And hearing the question vortex whispered in blitzo's ear and said to him" little why does he have Martha's head?

Then Blitzo said out loud" I guess he wanted to give something to Mrs Mayberry here for she could show her enemies that she means business".

And seeing that the head was for her Mrs Mayberry took the head from lunar and set you him with a happy but yet scare tone in her voice" why thank you sweetie".

And as for another example one day the two female owls named Stolas Stella and their daughter Octavia as bodyguards to guard them at a theme park call Loo Loo Land.

And unfortunately to their surprise the two hour demons from the hospital turned it out to be who they were guarding.

And let me tell you the whole day of guarding Stolas Stella and their daughter Octavia was going well until the robot mascot made Octavia cry and making for some reason Lunar mad.

And after making Octavia cry and making for some reason Lunar mad lunar attack Robot Fizzarolli and start to fight him.

When Lunar was was fighting with Robot Fizzarolli Lunar made a harpoon-like spear come out of his hand and said just like scorpion but in his baby voice" get over here".

And after Lunar said that Lunar pulled Robot Fizzarolli over to him then jumped over his head.

And right when Lunar jumped over Robot Fizzarolli's head and pulled off Robot Fizzarolli's head.

And after Lunar pulled off Robot Fizzarolli's head Stella and Stolas look shocked but Octavia and Blitzo looked absolutely amazed.

And look like in that she was totally amazed stole this and Stella wish that they would never meet the imp crew again but unknown to them Octavia went over to Lunar and started playing with him with the severed head of Robot Fizzarolli like it was a ball.

And unknown to Stella and Stolas when Octavia was playing with Lunar a friendship had been blossomed.

And for the final example when Vortex took Lunar to work with him Vortex walk into the room and said to his coworkers" hey guys I'm here also I'm stuck with my kids today so can you guys keep the sex stuff down a little?

And after hearing Vortex's question Josh Coco Kiki Kat, Milky, Ace and Apple we're all shocked to hear that Vortex had a son.

Then Coco Kiki Milky Apple then notice the cute hellhound puppy who was in a backpack that was hanging on Vortex's chest.

And after noticing the cute hellhound puppy Coco Kiki Milky Apple started gushing over Lunar well Josh Kat and Ace were giving or text a proud pat on the back.

And inside of Veronica Mayday's office for Veronica heard her coworkers getting all happy about something.

And wondering what was getting her co-workers attention for Veronica came out of her office then said to them" okay sluts what is going on out here?

Then after a minute Veronica notice the cute hellhound puppy with Vortex.

And after noticing the hellhound puppy with Vortex Veronica started gushing over Lunar.

When Veronica started gushing over Lunar Veronica said to Vortex" now Vortex who is this adorable little one?

Then Vortex said to Verosica and her team" verotica guys say hello to my son Lunar".

When Verosica and her team were saying Lunar Blitzo came into the room and said to Vortex"hey Vortex you forgot the Padfoot for Lunar".

Then Blitzo and Verosica started to notice each other.

When Blitzo and Verosica started to notice each other Blitzo and verósica both said at the same time" what the fuck are you doing here?

Then Blitzo told verósica that he was Lunar's grandpa and that he wouldn't want Lunar to hang out with riff Raff like her and her friends.

Then Blitzo try to pick up lunar but unknown to Blitzo Lunar was holding on to Veronica's leg.

When Lunar was holding on to Veronica's leg little tried to pull lunar off Veronica's leg but to Blitzo disappointment Lunar wouldn't let go of Veresica's leg.

And not letting go of Veresica's leg Blitzo said out loud" come on Lunar just let go of her leg".

And seeing that Blitzo wasn't having any luck crying lunar off of Verosica's leg Vortex said in a teething tone to Blitzo" if I couldn't tell I would think that Lunar thinks that Verosica is probably his grandma".

And after hearing those words Blitzo realize that Lunar probably did thought Veronica was his grandmother.

And after realizing that lunar fought that Veronica was his grandmother Blitzo said out loud" oh no no no no I am not letting this heartbeat be lunar's grandmother".

Then to calm Blitzo down Vortex said to Blitzo" oh come on Blitz don't you think that Lunar just doesn't want just a grandpa but he would also want a grandma just think about it".

Then Blitzo looked at verotica being so good with lunar.

And after seeing how good for rosica was and after seeing how good for Verosica was being good with Lunar Blitzo decided to barely hatchet and let Verosica be Lunar's grandmother.

And knowing that he would have to let Verosica be Lunar's grandmother Blitzo went over to Verosica and said to her" look Verosica I'm only doing this for the kid so I'm here to say I'm sorry for stealing your credit card and blowing it all on shite horse riding lessons so now that I said that will you give me the honor in being Lunar's grandmother?

And hearing that Blitzo was actually apologizing Verosica said to Blitzo with a serious tone in her voice" okay blitz I will be Lunar's grandmother but I have a condition".

And hearing she had some conditions Blitzo said to Verosica in a serious tone of his own" okay Verosica but to let you know I have some conditions of my own first you got to go to rehab you can still do your shows but with no drinking".

And hearing that Blitzo conditions we're reasonable for Verosica said with a serious tone of her own" that seems reasonable now my conditions are you have to get a tattoo with my name on it and the second thing is that you got to marry me".

And seeing that her conditions were reasonable also Blitzo knew that his single status would be gone forever Blitzo new that it was a price that he would deal with just for Lunar.

And knowing that the price that he would have to pay was good way for Lunar to have a grandmother Blitzo said to Verosica" okay vereska you got a deal".

Then to make their deal permanent blitzo and Verosica shook each other's hand to make their deal binding.

And after making their deal binding we take you back to the present day where Moxxie was defusing to watch Lunar.

And after Moxxie defuse to watch Lunar Loona hanged up her phone and said to herself" damn it Moxxie why do you have to be such a limp dick".

And unknown to herself someone said to her limp dick thinking that they were agreeing with her. And thinking that there was someone with her Loona said out loud" you got that right he's a lint dick".

Then Loona realized that there was no one but her and Lunar.

And after Loona realized that there was no one but her and Lunar Loona realize that it was lunar who said it.

And after realizing what lunar had just said Loona said to Lunar" lunar he did did you just speak?

And seeing the surprise on his mother's face Lunar said the one word that made his mother surprise.

And after hearing lunar's first word Loona picked up Lunar and ran to the break room to tell or text and the imp crew that Lunar had just spoken his first word.

And after telling the Imp crew that Lunar had just said his first words all the imp crew were excited except for Moxxie for how Lunar had insulted him.

And after Millie had to cheer her husband up six years had passed by.

And as the Six years has passed we see in a picture album pictures of memories of the imp crew like of the picture of Blitzo and veracica's wedding end of a picture of Vortex in the mail workers of imp and of Verosica's crew working out and getting buff and some of pictures of Lunar hanging out with his friends especially of one's that involve a owl demon and of a certain princess spider demon cat demon and some sinners and some of a snake with a bowler hat.

And as we go through the memories of the imp crew the song Life is better loud with playing in the background.

And that is where everyone we're we're going to let it be continued..

Also can anyone tell who the friends of Lunar are?