Memory chapter:1 Penguin fight club

We start this chapter when Lunar was seven years old Blitzo thought to himself that it was a good idea to go to a fight club that he knew for team morale.

And the only people who were with Blitzo was Lunar Moxxie and Millie. When Lunar Moxxie and Millie we're walking with Blitzo to a fight club that he knew of Moxxie said to Blitzo with a curious tone in his voice" Sir don't you think that we should bring Lunar to somewhere that is non non-friendly and more appropriate for someone his age".

And not liking Moxxie's whining Blitzo said to Moxxie with a irritated tone in his voice" oh shut the fuck up Mark's besides I think having the kid go to a fight club with us is a perfect chance for some team bonding and probably a good chance to probably a good chance for him to bond with his dear old grandpa". Then Blitzo and Moxxie starts you argue like a old gay married couple but let me tell you it's like a layer couple but a gay one.

Then to stop Blitzo and Moxxie from arguing Millie said to Blitzo and Moxxie with a serious tone in her voice" come on guys stop your freaking belly aching let's just let the kid decide for himself".

And with a happy tone in her voice Millie said to Lunar with a happy voice" well deadly pie what do you want to do do you want to do something else or do you want to go to the fight club with us like a big boy?

And wanting to be treated like a big boy Lunar punched a shark demon in the nuts out of nowhere and said to Millie with a happy toning his voice" I want to go to a fight club like a big boy like you guys". And with their answer Lunar went with Blitzo Millie and Moxxie to the fight club that Blitzo new of.

When Lunar Blitzo Millie and Moxxie were about to leave Lunar saw Helsa walking down the street. And not wanting to get noticed by Helsa Lunar said with a little fear in his voice at Blitzo Millie and Moxxie" all hell Helsa quick let's get the hell out of here before she sees me because ever since she hit puberty early she chases me everywhere so like Angel Dust on a hot guy let's blow out".

And after hearing what lunar said about the times that Helsa had chase him Blitzo Millie and Moxxie Just grabbed Lunar and ran like hell towards the fight club.

And after a few minutes later Blitzo Lunar Millie and Maxxie had finally made it to the fight club called the fighting demon fighting club.

When Lunar Blitzo Millie and Moxxie were in the fight club they saw all kinds of demons betting on random fights. And after seeing all kinds of demons betting on random fights Moxxie said to Blitzo with a worry tone in his voice" Sir this place doesn't look right the most friendliest place in the world and don't you think lunar would probably have fun somewhere else somewhere where the audience doesn't look like they'll try to kill you".

Then with his irritated tone in his voice Blitzo said to Moxxie" oh come on Moxxie Lunar is tougher than he looks besides I bet you he'll have fun and by the way that you punched that sharks demon in the nuts I think he'll have a grand time just like Millie will probably have a good time here".

Then Blitzo notice that Millie and Lunar were gone. And after noticing Millie and Lunar were gone Blitzo said to Moxie with a curious tone in his voice" speaking of Mills and Lunar where are they?

And after saying that Moxxie notice that Lunar and Millie were gone.

Then Moxxie and Blitzo started to look around the fighting club and saw that Millie and Lunar were betting on a couple fights. And after Moxxie and Blitzo saw Millie and lunar betting on some fights Blitzo and Millie saw Millie betting on a fight that involved to wrath imps and saw Lunar betting on a fight that involved two naked hellhound girls.

And guys it's hell of course that's probably going to be fight clubs where the opponents can fight naked. And now back to the story after betting on their fight that they won on lunar gave those two hellhound girls his number and told them that if his mother doesn't kill Blitzo to call him.

Then Blitzo Millie Lunar and Moxxie heard an answer say out loud in a desirable town in his voice" Ladies and gentlemen and now for the match you all been waiting for but first I need to ask is anyone have the guts to fight against a raining champion". Then Lunar had a devilish idea and having his devilish idea Lunar asked Blitzo if he could take on the clubs champion.

And after hearing that Lunar wanting him to take on the champion Blitzo want to prove his manliness to his grandson.

Then prove his manliness to his grandson let's set to the announcer that he'll take on the champion

And after hearing that they had a Challenger that will try to take down their champion blitzo went on to the stage and heard the announcers say to him privately okay sir here's one thing anything goes but just let me tell you the champion is very dangerous so don't let him hit you in the balls.

And after hearing how dangerous his opponent was but so said to the announcer with a curious tone in his voice" I thought you said this was a all holdout bar fight? Then to answer Blitzo's question the announcer said to Blitzo with his serious tone in his voice"oh it is I'm just telling you that he'll probably try to go for your balls so you better take care to protect those so like I said watch out for your balls".

Then the announcer said to everyone out loud" now level one you know the rules this will be out all hold out battle and also whoever could defeat our raining champion will get an award for 3000 souls and now that you know that me or raining champion the one and only the deadly Cute". Then the audience saw a cute little penguin appear in the arena. And after seeing the cute little penguin Millie and Moxxie start odd in how cute the penguin was not knowing the danger that their boss would soon be in.

And after seeing his opponent Blitzo start to mock the penguin. And not liking to be mocked the penguin started to beat up Blitzo.

And if you guys are wondering how the fight went just imagine the fight between Austin Powers and mini me from the movie Austin Powers and The spy that shaggy me but instead of the glasses the penguin broke off one of blitz's horns.

And in the end the penguin finished his fight by shoving blitzo's broken horn up Blitzo's ass. And after seen Blitzo lose his fight with the penguin Moxxie and Millie heard Lunar laughing to himself. And after hearing Lunar laughing to himself Moxxie and Millie saw that lunar was holding a ton of money. And after seeing Lunar holding a bunch of money Moxxie and Millie knew that Lunar probably bet on Blitzo to lose.

Then Millie said to Lunar with a serious tone in his voice" seriously lunar did you really have to bet on Blitzo losing his fight? Then to answer Millie's question lunar said to Millie with a devious tone in his voice" what Mom said that if I ever did bet on a fight to bet on the fighter who you know will definitely win and I knew that since grandpa is a terrible fighter I knew he would lose but to make it up to him ice cream on me guys".

Then Millie and Moxxie gave a happy look knowing that Lunar would say sorry to them for betting on Blitzo losing his fight in the form of delicious ice cream.

And at the ice cream shop Blitzo Millie Moxxie and Lunar were all eating their ice cream while Blitzo with still mad that his own grandson had betted on him to lose his fight. Then to the rub Blitzo's open wound even more Moxxie was making fun of Blitzo by saying to him with a devious tone in his voice" wow sir I can't you talk a beating from a little bitty cute penguin".

Then to stop Moxxie from mocking him Blitzo shoved Moxxie's face into his blood banana split.

Then the chair Blitzo up Lunar said to Blitzo with a happy tone in his voice" come on guys you can at least say that grandpa's suffering did give us a good chance to have some good old ice cream".

And after hearing his grandson say that he was enjoying the aftermath of his defeat of the penguin Blitzo decide to think about a way to get payback on Lunar.

When Blitzo was thinking about a way to get back at Lunar for betting on him to lose his fight and enjoying the consequences Blitzo thought of a way to get back at Lunar.

And after thinking of a way to get back at lunar for betting him to lose Blitzo gave a devilish smile.

Then Millie Lunar and Moxxie saw let's pull out his phone and started to talk to someone on it.

And after Blitzo talk on his phone Lunar Millie and Moxxie saw Blitzo hang up the phone and saw Blitzo give Lunar a devilish smile.

And after seeing Blitzo give Lunar a devilish smile Lunar asked Blitzo who he had talked to on the phone. Then to answer his grandson's question Blitzo said to Lunar with a devious tone in his voice" well grandson what just say it's someone you know and that karma is a real bitch".

And after hearing what Blitzo said to him Lunar realize who he had just called. And after realizing who he had just called Lunar heard Helsa's voice say out loud with a lusty tone in it" Lunar my sweet puppy there you are".

And after hearing Helsa's voice Lunar saw Helsa standing five feet behind him. When Lunar saw Helsa standing five feet behind him Lunar knew that there was only one thing to do.

And the one thing that Lunar knew to do was simple was to run like no tomorrow.

Then Lunar started to run away from Helsa. When Lunar was running from Helsa Blitzo said to lunar with his devious smile" sea lunar I told you karma was a bitch I guess this would be a learning experience to teach you not to bet on your grandpa to lose".

When Lunar was still running lunar shouted to Blitzo" oh fuck you grandpa".

And after Lunar ran off blitz was laughing hysterically knowing that his grandson had just gotten what had what was coming to him. And while Blitzo was laughing Moxxie said to blitzo with a worried tone in his voice" ah sir you do know that if Lunar is able to escape from her you know he will tell his mother and you know that she will beat the living not out of you you do know that right?

And after knowing that Max was right blitz said out loud knowing that he was going to get beat up by his daughter Knowing that he had not thought this plan out" oh fuck me in my little red ass".

And that is where we're going to leave you at so until the next time life is the weather and also to be honest I thought someone would come up with a vote saying that they would want Valentino to be the father of Charlie's kid because I fought someone would say that ever since they saw that tongue they couldn't stop imagining Charlie and Valentino fucking especially if he uses that tongue of his. So until next time life is like the weather you never know what you're going to get and it's always up your ass.