Chapter 8 Day 3 of School Family history

Our story starts with Lunar eating lunch with his friends like usual. As Lunar was eating lunch with his friends Husk said to Lunar with a blissful tone in her voice" satan dammit this food is good if I have to become a student for seven years then it will be worth it just to get food as fresh as this".

Then an hour and thirty minutes passed by and it was time for herbology with Professor Pomona Sprout but this time with husk having a gas mask on your face to make sure she wasn't affected by any of the plants in the greenhouse

Then Professor Pomona Sprout walked into the classroom and saw that one of her students was wearing a mask on her face. And after scene that one of her students was wearing a mask on her face Professor Pomona Sprout said to Husk with a curious tone in her voice" Ms Husk why are you wearing a mask over your face?

Then to answer Professor Pomona Sprout's question Lunar said to her with a serious tone in his voice" you see professor Husk has a very sensitive nose and the mask is for she won't be affected by any of the plants". And after hearing her answer Professor Pomona Sprout told Lunar that she would be okay with us wearing the mass since she had a sensitive sense of smell.

Then Professor Pomona Sprout told her class that today that they would be learning about a plant called the slapping tree. Then the class looked down and spotted a small little tree near them. And hearing the name Angel Dust wondered why they call it the slapping tree. And wondering why they called it the slapping tree, Angel Dust asked Professor Pomona Sprout why do they call it the slapping tree.

Then to answer Angel Dust's question Professor Pomona Sprout said to the class" thank you Good question Angel Dust you see class we call it the slapping tree because anything that gets near the slapping tree will get slapped by it so I say be very cautious around it because you don't know when".

And before Professor Pomona Sprout was done explaining Angel Dust gave a loud yell in pain because when she was explaining the slapping tree Angel Dust accidentally dropped her quail and when she was bending down to get it her ass accidentally got too close to the slapping tree in like the professor said anything that got too close to the tree would get slapped by it.

And with Angel Dust ass being close to the plant Angel Dust then felt the pain of the tree's hard slap. And feeling the hard slap Angel Dust said out loud to the class with a pain and yet lustful tone in her voice" hey there little piece of rotten bark only Lunar gets to slap this ass".

Then Professor Pomona Sprout said to lunar" Mr Lunar would you mind taking Ms Angel Dust to the infirmary?

And hearing the teacher calling her ms Angel death said out loud to where the clouds get hear her with a lustful tone in her voice" Ms listen Professor Pomona Sprout I'm no ms besides I'll only going to be called Ms only if I get married first and I'm not getting married yet until Lunar takes me on my first date for he can bang me so don't call me Ms just call me Angel".

And not wanting to get more embarrassed than he was Lunar just picked up Angel Dust and carried her to the infirmary.

And after herbology was over Lunar and his friends made their way to their transfiguration with Professor McGonagall as usual with the professor trying to teach them how to turn their cats into water goblets and for some reason Charlie had gotten the spell right on the dot.

And after Charlie got the spell right everyone in the room besides a boy named Ron started to praise Charlie. When everyone was praising Charlie Ron tried to do the spell but ended up having his rat change part way. When Ron's rat was partly changed into a water goblet Professor McGonagall told Ron that he should practice on pronouncing his spells.

And after transfiguration was over, Lunar and his friends made their way to the great hall for their break time so they could exchange notes for what class. When Lunar and his friends were exchanging notes for different classes a pair of Ginger twins came over to Lunar and said to him with a mysterious tone in their voice" hey Lunar we're going to prank our brother by putting a spider in his bed do you want to join us?

And after hearing their plan Lunar said with a devious tone in his own voice to Fred and George" gentleman gentleman you really think that just putting it on him when he's sleeping is good then I got to say that your pranking skills are not at my level".

And hearing that they're pranking levels were not at lunar's Fred and George asked Lunar if he had any better ideas for a prank. Then to answer their question lunar said to Fred and George in his devious tone in his voice" Fred George let me tell you something when it comes to pranking I'm the best because I learn from the best and if the one who I learned from was here he would tell you the best way to prank your little brother is to take the spider and put it on his head when he's eating his lunch".

And after hearing Lunar's pranking idea Fred and George told Lunar that he was an evil pranking genius. And after hearing the compliment from Fred and George Lunar told them that he learned everything from his dear old mom.

Then Fred and George said to Lunar with curiosity in their voice" hey Lunar, was she the very bustful bird with the white hair? Then to answer Fred's and George's question Lunar said to Fred and George with a serious tone in his voice" yeah that was my mom and I already know what you two are going to ask me and no she's not single she's very happy being married to my dad he was that big black man with her".

And after hearing that Lunar's Mom was not single Fred and George asked Lunar with a curious tone in their voices" seriously Lunar how did your dad score a knockout like your mom?

Then to answer Fred's and George's question Lunar told Fred and George how his parents met.

Then Lunar told Fred and George that that's how his dad told him that's how they met but his mom said that they met during a party and that she was not exactly the bombshell that she was today.

And wondering what he meant Fred and George told lunar to explain what he meant about his mom used to be not the bombshell that she was today. Then to prove his point lunar pulled out a picture of what his mom looked like when she met his dad. Then to Fred's and George's surprise Lunar showed a picture of a girl who had beagle braces and was wearing her hair in a ponytail.

And seen the picture on how Lunar's mom used to look like Fred and George told Lunar that his mom must have matured into her body over the years and that his dad was a lucky man.

Then to tell his friends Fred and George that they were right Lunar said to Fred and George with a cheeky smile on his face in a devious tone in his voice" yeah my mom did mature into her body because here's what she really looked like when she met my dad".

Then to prove his words to his friends Lunar showed a picture of Loona as a teenage hellhound with a ponytail braces and glasses.

And seeing the picture of his mom Hermione asked Lunar if his mom looked like that then how did his mom meet his dad.

Then to answer the question that was on Hermione and the rest of his friends mines Lunar said to Hermione and his friends with a serious tone with a little humor in it" poor guys it started years ago when my mom was fifthteen years old my mom went to a party that this girl was holding who went by the name Queen Bee.

And with her being a Queen Bee's party she was just walking around until she bumped into him. And after my mom bumped into him for some reason my dad liked her. My dad told me that he found her dorkiness adorable so he said that they would go on a date to see what would happen.

And then my mom saw that she had a chance to go out on a date with my dad but that she should ditch the braces and glasses. And after my mom made some changes to herself my dad was head over heels for her and all that is history now".

And after hearing his family history Hermione said to Lunar with curiosity in her voice" well lunar I just want you to know is that tall blonde lady Verosika Mayday?

And hearing Hermione knowing of his Grandma Lunar told Hermione that the lady that she saw with his Grandpa Blitzo was his grandma Verosika Mayday.

And after hearing that the lady she saw with Harry's grandpa was Verosika Mayday Hermione squealed like a little girl and asked Lunar if he could get an autograph for her from his grandma?

And hearing that hot tall blonde lady with his grandma Cherry bomb said to Lunar with a curious tone in her voice" Wait a minute, how In the bloody hell did Blitzo get a hot bomb like Verosika Mayday the biggest entertainer in the world?

Then lunar told his friends that his grandpa Blitzo used to be the bodyguard of his grandma until he dumped her and stole her car and maxed out her credit cards on shitty horse riding lessons and leaving her to pay for the room".

And after hearing that Fred said to lunar and a curious tone in his voice" Wait mighty then how the hell did he get her to marry him?

Then lunar told everyone that when he was a baby he met his grandmother at her business and that he wouldn't let go of her so his grandpa Blitzo decided that I could use a grandma and decided to just marry her but he did apologize first for what he did to her".

Then with a serious tone in his voice Sir Pentious said to Lunar" well I say lunar that your grandpa does not deserve a fine lady as your grandmama because a gentleman does not do such acts to a lady for example if Hermione was my drove I would not even think about touching another woman and I wouldn't even think about doing such things like you're grandpa did to lady Verosika Mayday I would love her and support her like any shooter should do".

And not knowing what he just said everyone in the great hall just said nothing until Lunar said to Sir Pentious" oookay okay then I don't know what you just said but I think you probably overdid it with all those fancy words that you just said because I think everyone in the great gall are lost".

Then Hermione said to Lunar and the rest of her friends if a serious tone in her voice" well I think what

Pentious said was beautiful and I think Pentious would be a great betrothed to any girl that would have him".

And after hearing what Hermione said about his speech made Sir Pentious who was in his human disguise blush a violet shade of red.

And seeing the violet shade of red on Sir Pentious's face Draco and Ron thought that what Sir Pentious what is disgusting in that why would a Lord disgrace himself with a mudblood well Ron said out loud why would he and his friends would want to be around a know-it-all.

Then Lunar said to Ron and Draco if a serious tone in his voice" because Pentious In the rest of us could see that Hermione probably has the skills to go far while pure bloods like you Malfoy and Weasley could end up trying to think that you're privilege is so good but you might end up making everyone in your family a Squib".

And hearing the loyalty towards his friends Professor Pomona Sprout told Lunar that a One Hundred and Fifty points would be awarded to Hufflepuff for loyalty towards a fellow student and a friend.

Then to make Malfoy Lily suffer for what he said about Hermione, Cherry bomb asked Professor McGonagall if she could take Lunar's place on the Gryffindor quidditch team.

Then answer Cherry bombs question Professor McGonagall told Cherry bomb that if she wanted to take Lunar's place as gryffindor's chaser it would be up to lunar if it was okay for her to take his place because there was no rules saying that a student from another house could play on a different house team.

Then Lunar looked at Cherry bomb and saw that she was giving in the puppy dog eyes.

And seeing the puppy dog eyes in Cherry bomb's face Lunar was about to say no until Cherry bomb whispered into lunar's ear that if he says yes she will wear that black see through bikini for him when they get back home and that it was to get back out Malfoy for what he said about Hermione.

And knowing when he was beaten, Lunar said with a devious grin on his face Lunar told Professor McGonagall that it was okay for Cherry bomb to take his place for the Gryffindor team.

Then with Lunar telling Professor McGonagall that it was okay for cherry mom to take his place lunar could only laugh when he saw Malfoy grunt knowing that his cousin would be on his house rival's team.

And after their break was over Lunar and his friends made their way to their charms class with Professor Filius Flitwick where they were working on their charms until Lunar saw the look on Malfoy's face and decided to pull a little prank on him.

And after deciding to pull a little prank on Malfoy, Lunar said to Professor Filius Flitwick with a serious but yet happy tone in his voice" excuse me Mr Professor but may I help teach the class and you spell that I know from home?

And hearing that lunar wanted to cheat the class with a spell that he knew from his home Professor Filius Flitwick told lunar that he could help the class learn a spell that he knew from his home.

And knowing that this was his perfect chance to humiliate Malfoy, Lunar said to you Malfoy with a serious but hidden devious tone in his voice" Malfoy can you please say the words pimpousturnus?

And hearing the words that he needed to say Malfoy said the spell pimpousturnus Malfoy saw that the blast of magic transformed his clothing into the same clothing that a certain moth demon wears. And seeing what happened to him Malfoy saw the whole class started to laugh at him seeing what he was wearing.

When the class was seeing what Malfoy was wearing Angel Dust asked Lunar with the giggles in her body" hey Lunar why The hell did the spell turn Malfoy into a mini Valentino?

And with the him finding his prank funny lunar said to Angel Dust with a devious grin on his face" because Angel I know that the wizarding world probably never seen a pimp and in all other terms they probably haven't even seen a stripper".

And after hearing the answer from lunar Angel Dust realized that Lunar was right knowing that the wizard world probably had never seen a pimp or a stripper.

And after getting Malfoy's clothes back to normal, Lunar and his friends made their way to the great hall for lunch.

And at lunch with Lunar and his friends, Lunar and his friends had lunch like they usually do. When Lunar and his friends were having lunch like they usually do The great hall was wondering how it was possible for Lunar and his friends to eat so much until the doors of the great hall opened. When the doors of the great hall opened the students and the teachers saw a six-and-a-half feet tall blonde lady with dark bottom dark purple dress with a see-through top.

And now everyone the six-and-a-half feet tall blonde lady with dark bottom dark purple dress with a see-through top was Lunar's mother in law and the mother of Charlie Lilith Morningstar who started to walk into the great hall.

When Lilith started to walk into the great hall the male the song "Cherry Pie" by: Warrant was playing in the background inside the students' and teachers' heads.

When Lilith started to walk into the great hall the students started to lay down on the ground for little to walk over them.

Then Lilith walked over to where Lunar and his friends were. When Lilith was in front of Lunar and his friends Lunar asked Lilith why she was there.

Then to answer Lunar's question Lilith said to Lunar with a happy and jet serious tone in her voice" well lunar first it is good to see you again and secondly I'm here to check up on Charlie in third Lucifer and Stolas wanted me to give you these also Asmodeus wants to say hi".

And hearing Asmodeus named Lunar know that Asmodeus was there in the school. And after hearing Asmodeus was there in the school Lunar said to Lilith with a serious and worried tone in his voice" wait a minute are you saying Asmodeus is her?

And after hearing that question of

Lunar a six foot seven brown skin woman with black hair in dark blue sparkly dress walked into the great hall.

When the six foot seven brown skin woman with black hair in dark blue sparkly dress walked into the great hall the son dirty little secrets by: The All American Rejects was playing in the background in the students and teachers heads.

When Asmodeus was in the great hall Asmodeus looked all around the great hall intel she saw Lunar sitting at a table.

And at Lunar and his friends table Hermione saw a look on Harry's face that told her that he was regretting this meeting.

And seeing the look on Harry's face Hermione asked Lunar why he had that look on his face. Then to answer Hermione's question lunar said in a dull tone in his voice"it's simple Hermione Asmodeus is someone who you would call very abrasive".

And wondering what lunar meant about being very abrasive Hermione was about to ask Lunar what he meant until Hermione saw Asmodeus pick up lunar and hugged with his head between her massive breasts. When Lunar's Head between Asmodeus' massive breast Lunar felt like if she didn't let go of him soon he would suffocate between her massive breast.

When Hermione saw that the woman had Luna's head between her massive breasts Hermione saw that Lunar's head was starting to turn into a darker shade of purple.

And not wanting her friend to die Hermione tapped on Asmodeus' shoulder and said to her in a polite tone in her voice" excuse me Miss I think if you want Lunar to live I think you might want to stop hugging him especially having his head between your breasts".

And wondering what she meant about wanting Lunar to live, Asmodeus looked down and saw that Lunar was starting to turn a dark shade of purple.

And not wanting Lunar to die Asmodeus let go of Lunar not wanting her little puppy to die.

And after Lunar was safely back on to the ground, Lunar said in an irritatedly tone in his voice" Asmodeus you know I don't like it when you get all cuddly with me".

Then Asmodeus said to Lunar in a lustful tone in her voice" ow Lunar my little doggy loggie I can't stand being without you for so long so I had to see you also I see that we have an audience do you mind introducing me to your little friend here".

And Asmodeus had seen Hermione Lunar introduce them to each other.

And after Asmodeus and Hermione were introduced to each other Asmodeus whispered into Lunar's ear and told him that when he gets home for winter break a pair for her and the rest of the girls to give him one hell of a night.

And after hearing Asmodeus expect a hell of a night from her and the other girls back home lunar saw that Charlie had finished visiting with her mom.

And after seeing that Charlie had finished visiting with her mom Lunar said his goodbyes to Lilith and Asmodeus.

And after Lunar said his goodbyes to Lilith and Asmodeus Lilith and Asmodeus left the great hall to head back to their home.

When Lilith and Asmodeus we're now out of the great hall and maybe the school lunar thought that it would probably be a better idea for him to read the letters from Stolas and Lucifer when it was time for him to go to sleep.

Then after a few minutes of eating their lunch it was time for Lunar and his friends to make their way to their first potion class with Professor Snape.

When Lunar and his friends were in Professor Snape's class, Lunar and his friends saw that Professor Snape took the fun out of making potions.

And after taking the fun out of Professor Snape's class lunar and the rest of the class saw the one who did very well in potions was surprising Cherry Bomb Even though her partner Neville who was a little nervous about making potions with his nerves making him clumsy.

And with Neville's nerves making him a clumsy mess Cherry bomb could sense that the oversized cowboy bat was the reason why Neville was nervous.

And seeing that professor Snape was the reason why Neville was so nervous and was the reason why he was so clumsy Cherry bomb remembered a potion that she and Angel Dust used for some payback against Vaggie and Moxxie when they were acting like they had a stick up their asses.

Then Cherry bomb saw that Malfoy was causing trouble with Lunar like always.

And after seeing that Malfoy was trying to get in trouble with Lunar again, Cherry bomb decided to kill two birds with one stone.

And trying to kill two birds with one stone Cherry bomb started to make the potion that she and Angel Dust used.

When cherry bomb was making the potion cherry bomb made it look like Malfoy did something to her potion.

Then to put her plan to get Malfoy in trouble and to get payback on to Snape Cherry bomb called Snape over to her potion and act like something was wrong.

And seeing the look on Cherry bomb's face Professor Snape went over to Cherry bomb and said to her in a cold tone in his voice" ms bomb is there something wrong with your potion.

Then with a fake worry tone in her voice"I don't know Mr Snape everything was going right but I think someone might have put something in my potion".

Then cherry bombs saw that her potion was about to explode. And seeing that her potion was about to explode in Professor Snape's face and cherry bomb said out loud in her fake worry tone in her voice" quick everyone hit the deck".

Then everyone in the class went under their desk estep Professor Snape who was too tall making him able to get hit by the explosion of Cherry bomb's potion.

And after the explosion of Cherry bomb's potion every student in the class stopped hiding behind their desk and got up and saw what Professor Snape looked like.

When everyone saw what professor's Snape looked like it made the students try not to laugh. And let me tell you Professor Snape looked like a disco dancer.

When Professor Snape was looking like a disco dancer Professor Snape said out loud in a furious tone in his voice" can someone please tell me what in the wizarding world am I wearing?

Then before professor Snape could get an answer Professor Snape heard music coming out of nowhere.

When Professor Snape was hearing music out of nowhere Professor Snape started to dance.

When Professor Snape was dancing out of nowhere the song Thank You For Letting Me Be Myself by:Big Brovaz in the background Lunar saw that Professor Snape had some serious good moves.

When Luna was watching Professor Snape pull out some wicked dance moves Lunar said to his friends in a surprised tone in his voice" Man guys for a teacher who is very grumpy he actually has some wicked dance moves".

And seeing the way that Professor Snape danced to the song, Lunar's friends had to admit that even though the afro made him look ridiculous, Snape had some ridiculous dance moves but some of his dance moves were pretty okay.

Then Lunar looked at the Cherry bomb who had a video camera in her hand. And seeing the video camera in her hand, Lunar said to Cherry bomb with a devious smile on his face" You planned this to happen didn't you?

Then to answer Lunar's question Cherry bomb said to Lunar with a devilish green on your face" hell yeah mate and plus I want to get mad for you into trouble again it's always too hilarious to see him getting into trouble".

When Professor Snape was still dancing Malfoy to look like Valentino tried to help Professor Snape's stop dancing but when Malfoy touched Professor Snape Malfoy started to dance.

When Malfoy was dancing Malfoy started to hear the song I Like Big Big Buts And Can't Cannot Lie by: Sir Mix A Lot that was playing in the background.

Then the student saw that whatever happened Professor Snape happened to Malfoy and it seems that whatever happened to you professor Snape seemed to happen tomorrow and it seemed that whoever touches the person affected by the potion dances to a song of their own.

And thinking that he could help Ron went over to Draco and Malfoy to see if he can make them stop dancing but to Ron's dismay when Ron touched Malfoy and Draco the same side effect happened to Ron.

Then the whole class saw that Ron turned into a lemur like King Julian from Madagascar but with a rainbow afro.r

Wayne Ron saw he was some kind of weird animal. Ron heard the song Afro Circus sung by: Chris Rock and Danny Jacobs that was playing in the background.

Then Lunar and Cherry bomb heard dancing right beside them and saw Neville dancing to the music that was playing in the background with Ron.

And see Neville dance Cherry bomb asked Neville with a curious tone in her voice" Neville why are you dancing you didn't even get hit with the potion or touch Snape or Malfoy or Ron".

Then to answer Cherry bomb's question Neville said to cherry bomb in a happy tone in his voice" what it's a very catchy beat I can't help myself".

And after hearing what Neville said Lunar and Cherry bomb knew that they couldn't say nothing because he was right the song was very catchy.

And after potions class and taking Malfoy Professor Snape and Ron to the infirmary.

When Lunar and his friends were taking Malfoy Professor Snape and Ron to the infirmary a lot of the orders and members students notice the music playing out of nowhere Malfoy Professor Snape and Ron who dancing which got a couple of labs from the students and the teachers and even Professor McGonagall and Dumbledore got a laugh out of it.

And at the infirmary Lunar and his friends found out that the potion would only last a day Lunar's friends made it to the study hall instead of Lunar and Cherry bomb who wanted to show Lunar something.

And wanting to show Lunar something Lunar followed Cherry bomb to Professor Snape's class knowing that he would be out for the whole day.

When Cherry bomb and Lunar in Professor Snape's class, Lunar saw that Cherry bomb took out the potion that she made in Professor Snape's class and poured it on to herself.

And after Cherry bomb poured the potion onto herself Lunar saw that Cherry was wearing a sexy Gothic dress with her bandana tied around her head.

When Cherry bomb Cherry was wearing a sexy Gothic dress Lunar saw Cherry bomb pole dancing to the song I'm A Hex Girl by:Jane Wiedlin, Jennifer Hale and Kimberly Brooks in the background.

And after a very sexy pole dance Lunar and Cherry bomb made their way to the great hall for lunch.

And at the great hall dinner went as always with Lunar and his friends but a Gryffindor house table cherry bomb showed Fred and George the video of Ron Malfoy and Professor Snape's humiliation.

And after Fred and George saw the video of Ron Malfoy and Professor Snape's humiliation Fred and George started laughing at their brother Ron Malfoy and Professor Snape's humiliation.

Then Fred said to Cherry bomb well he was still laughing" oh cherry bomb that was funny but you did to them but I got asked you one thing".

Then with a curious but yet devious tone in her voice Cherry bomb said to Fred" oh ok gingia what is the one thing you wanted to ask me?

Then with a devious tone of his own voice Fred said to Cherry bomb" oh mystery is a pranks please marry me for we could do wonderful pranks together".

And after Fred said that to Cherry bomb George said to Fred that she can't marry him because she's going to marry him.

Then Fred and George start to argue about who was going to marry Cherry bomb until cherry bomb told them that she already has a man.

And after hearing that she already had a man Fred and George asked at the same time who was the man who already captured Cherry bomb's heart.

Then with a little lust in the tone of her voice Cherry bomb told Fred and George that only Lunar gets to be the one to put babies into her body.

And hearing that they lost already to lunar Fred and George said at the same time in a devious tone in their voices" at least can you invite us to the wedding and hook us up with some hot babes that you know?

Then with a serious tone and her voice Cherry bomb said to Fred and George" sure mights I think I can hook you up with a girl or girls I know I think I know this one Girl I know named Nifty and I think she into bad boys and with your pranks the way that they are I think one you two or both of you might be her type".

And hearing that they could score with one of Cherry bombs friends Fred and George said to Cherry bomb with a happy tone in their voices" hey Cherry how would you like to help us reform the marauders?

And hearing that Fred and George want her to join some kind of team called the marauders, Cherry bomb realizes that joining their little teen could be fun and that she could do a lot of pranks to the slytherins in the other houses.

And knowing that she can do a lot of pranks Cherry bomb said with a happy town to Fred and George" you know what changes hell with it I'm in your club so to the new marauders?

And hearing that cherry bomb was going to join the marauders Fred and George said to Cherry bomb with a happy tone in their voices" to the marauders".

And at the staff table Professor McGonagall felt a chill running down her back.

And hearing Professor McGonagall chill in horror Professor Dumbledore said to professor McGonagall with a wordy tone in his voice" Professor McGonagall is there something wrong you look a little worried?

Then with a little worry in her tone of voice Professor McGonagall said to Dumbledore" Dumbledore I feared the worst thing has happened I feel like someone has brought back the marauders".

And seeing a look on her face Dumbledore said to Professor McGonagall with a wise tone in his voice" don't worry Anerva you're probably just nervous about the fact that it's the first year of the school".

And after hearing Dumbledore's words Professor McGonagall thought that Dumbledore was probably right and that she was probably just nervous that it was the first year of the school.

And at the infirmary Professor Snape had suddenly gotten terribly ill.

Then in heaven at the extermination angels training camp James Potter had just got a shiver of happiness.

And after feeling the shiver of happiness in him James Potter said to his wife Lily" Lily honey I just have a shiver of happiness to go right through".

And wondering why her husband had a shiver of happiness right through him Lily asked James why did he feel a shiver of happiness go through him.

Then to answer his wife's question James said to Lily if a happy town in his voice" I don't know Lily but I just feel like someone had brought the marauders back to life".

And after hearing what James just said to her Lily said to James in a happy tone of her own" well James maybe Remus had a son of his own and Remus's son just remade the marauders".

Then James realized that what his wife just said was probably right and that Remus's son probably remade the marauders.

And back at Hogwarts Lunar and his friends went to their houses and were getting ready to go to sleep but before Lunar went to sleep lunar decided to read the letter that he got from stolas and the letter that he got from Lucifer.

And knowing that Lucifer was his king and wanted to tell him some Lunar decided to read Lucifer's letter first.

Then Lunar opened Lucifer's letter and what was inside was this.

Lucifer's letter

Dear Lunar everything is doing fine in hell but I was wondering if you could bring me some of those chocolate frogs on your way home. Also my wife Lilith noticed that you are checking her out and to let you know I will let you have a taste but just to let you know do not come inside the honeypot if you get what I mean coming inside the honey pot is mine if you know I mean. Also if you attend next year in that school of yours I'm going to be enlisting Helsa there. And if you're wondering why I'm going to be enlisting Helsa into your school she won't stop her father Enviophen ask me where you are well that's it I want to tell you so from your future father-in-law give the wedding world hell and lots of chaos

From: father-in-law Lucifer Morningstar

And others reading Lucifer's letter Lunar opened the window.

When Lunar opened the window to their dorm lunars dormate named Cedric Dairy said to Lunar in a curious tone in his voice" hey lunar why are you opening the window?

Then to answer Cedric's questions Lunar said to him with a serious tone in his voice" it's simple Cedric for I could do this".

When Lunar opened the window to their dorm Lunar screened no well lightning flash through the sky knowing that his bigger stalker Helsa Von Eldridge would be coming to Hogwarts next year.

And after hearing that Helsa would be coming to Hogwarts next year, Lunar clothes the window to their dorm then started to read the letter from Stolas wondering what she wanted to tell him.

Stolas letter

Dear:Lunar

Octavia had just told me about her day and she asked me how everyone at home was and I told her that everyone at home wished for Octavia you and the other to have fine while you're there. And her second night asked me why I didn't write to you and I told her that I don't like you. Then Octavia told me to just give you a chance and for me to ask you to take me on a date for us to get to know each other and to take a chance to like each other. So for Octavia's sake I will let you take me out on a date to see if we can get along with each other. And Stella dreaming about you impregnating her and saids I should give you a chance. So I AM going to let you take me on a date so we can get to know each other. And Millie misses you and your mom and dad wish you are having fun at your school. And Biltzo is wondering if there's any wizard families that will make a fine price for his job from your school. And Verosika and her crew wish that you were there with them, especially her female one. And Moxxie is wondering if you are doing well in your school work. Also the other girls say hi so until our date on this saturday I will see you later.

From future mother-in-law and maybe girlfriend Stolas Goetia

Also PPS everyone at the house has a bedding pool to see who takes your v-card first. Also Andrealphus wants a taste of you she keeps telling me that even though I tell her she might not have a chance with you.

And after Lunar read the letter from Stolas Lunar wondered to himself how his life could get even more troublesome.

And unknown to Lunar a certain radio demonest and the leader of cannibal town and the daughter of a tv demon and two high class Angels and two cherubs and a female agent would soon be causing Lunar's life to get even more troublesome.

And that's the girl we're going to leave you. Also the winner of the pole for my night story is that Husk is going to be father of Charlie's son.

So like I say until next time life is like the weather you never know what you're going to get and it's always up your ass.