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Beta: Chaos-PSD, and ANUBIS the god king.

Chapter VII: Mind Games.

Last Time.

"Oh, Sorry. I can't drive."

"You can't drive?" Kim asked in surprise as Freeman shrugged.

"Why else build a self-driving car?"

"I could do it." Naruto sighed before getting in and buckled up with the others. He drove and avoided the acid and drove over various pipes before coming to a T-end. Kim hit a button and shot missiles to create a hole having them jump out and land in the parking lot. "Damn, that old 80s TV show made jumping in a car seem like fun." Naruto cursed at the pain from landing.

Smack!

"Ow!"

"Language Naruto!" Kim said before S.A.D.I. spoke.

"Want the cherry on top, Kim? Just press the red button."

Kim hit the button as a missile targeted Drakken's car.

Later, Drakken and Shego are being loaded in the back of a police van. "Kim Possible, you think your car's all that but it's not!"

Middleton High.

Naruto watched as Kim retook her test before stopping by him as Barkin gave her a B- while she cheered. "I'll never understand teenagers."

Now.

Middleton High, Morning.

Naruto was walking into the school reading a magazine when a bus stopped by the sign.

REGIONAL

CHEER FINALS

Friday

"A U.F.O. crashed in Hawaii? Yeah right." He said turning the page to see an old collage of surfers in Hawaii with one woman taking the largest in the center.

She's a young woman; strongly built though fairly slender with wide hips, olive skin, black hair that reaches a little past her shoulders, and brown eyes wearing a blue and green striped bikini.

"Too bad she had to quit, I really liked her." He spoke remembering watching competitions on TV and the woman immediately becoming his favorite. 'And not just because she's hot.' He thought just as he was hit by Ron who ran into him before being pulled towards the gym dropping the magazine.

The magazine landed on the previous page and showed a blurred image of what looked like a blue koala.

In the gym, Kim was finishing a routine with the cheerleaders by jumping off the pyramid into a roll then landing in a split before getting up and going backward crashing into the others. Bonnie looked down as Kim rubbed her head. "Too bad, Kim. I think we should complain to whoever came up with that fussy routine. Oh, that was you, wasn't it?"

Kim got up to glare before smiling. "That fussy routine is going to win the regionals tomorrow, Bonnie, if you can remember it. OK, again! From the top!" She said going back to practicing with the others

"Excuse me, Kim?"

Ron ran in with Naruto at that. "OK, not gonna complain you brought me here." He said as the girls waved at him.

"Not now, Ron."

"Err, KP, kinda importante."

"Mucho busy."

Ron then grabbed a bullhorn megaphone before yelling. "Gimme a K, gimme an I, gimme an M. What does that spell?"

Kim ran over and pulled the megaphone away from him. "Ron!"

"Buzz! Sorry, but thanks for playing."

Kim sighed before pulling them to the bleachers. "What?"

"You'll never guess who needs your help," Ron said, pulling up the Kimmunicator and showing Drakken tied up.

"Dr. Drakken?"

"Holy shit!"

Smack!

"OW!"

"Language Naruto!" Kim yelled, smacking Naruto upside the head before looking at Drakken. "Dr. Drakken? Why? What? How?"

"I'm Private Cleotis Dobbs, United States Armed Forces." 'Drakken' replied in a Southern accent.

(A/N: I'll put D for Cleotis when in Drakken's body, and C for Drakken when he's in Cleotis' so there's no confusion.)

"It's Drakken's evil twin," Ron yelled out as Kim deadpanned.

"Ron, Drakken's already evil."

"OK, I'm confused."

"This Drakken fella used some kind of big machine to switch my brain with his. It wasn't natural." Cleotis D said to the camera.

"Wait. His brain is in your body?" Kim blinked at that.

"I gotta go. The pretty girl that hits, she's a-coming. She's gonna-"

The feed was cut before she hit the red button, having Wade pop up. "Wade!"

"Working on it!"

Later, Kim walked with the others in her regular clothes. "Like it's not bad enough the regionals are tomorrow Now this extreme weirdness."

"Stress not, KP. You'll handle it. That's what you do."

"You make my life sound like cake."

"Because you make everything you do look easy," Naruto spoke as she blushed slightly at that.

"OK, flip mode. Playing video games, watching wrestling, and downing snackage. It must be brutal being you guys."

Naruto shrugged at that. "Again we make it look easy. I mean playing video games labels you as a little kid or a criminal now thanks to some lunatics out there, you're also labeled as stupid for watching Wrestling because 'It's fake'… No, it's scripted, they know when they're gonna win or lose but last night I just saw a wrestler break his neck by taking a move wrong and might be parallelized now."

She looked over at Naruto at that. "Yeah, but you watch soap operas with actors who are paid to lie to you but you don't get called stupid. I mean the most popular show now has zombies but I don't see any in real life."

They then got to her locker where she opened it up and had Wade pop up on the screen inside. "Couldn't regain contact with Private Dobbs. Frequencies jammed."

"Background check?"

Wade shook his head at that. "Everything is classified. The only thing I could dig up was this picture." He said showing a man smiling in an Army uniform with glasses and short brown hair

"I don't get it."

"Yeah. Why would Drakken wanna be in that body?" Kim asked as Naruto looked over.

"Possibly because he has clearance for a weapon. He is in the army, right?"

Army Base.

Drakken C smiled as he walked down the hall passing several doors using scanners on his eyes and hand.

"Private Cleotis Dobbs. Identity confirmed."

Middleton High Lunch.

"And on top of everything else, there's tutoring, swim team, and the yearbook committee."

"Otherwise known as having a social life," Ron said to her as he had noodles dropped on his trey before looking at the lunch lady. "Excuse me, I called ahead for the kosher meal."

She glared as he ate a noodle.

Beep Beep Ba-Beep!

"What's the sitch, Wade?" Kim asked, pulling her Kimmunicator up.

"I finally traced the call from the guy in Drakken's body. But it's weird."

"Weirder than a guy in Drakken's body?"

"Good point. Anyway, it looks like the call came from the middle of the Grand Canyon."

Grand Canyon.

"Thanks for the lift, Baxter."

Kim in her mission wear said to the elderly guy who took them down the canyon riding on mules.

"My pleasure, little lady. The least I can do is to pay you back for helping Buttercup in her time of need."

Kim waved him off at that. "That emergency delivery of her foal?"

"In the dark," Naruto spoke up on his mule before Baxter spoke up after.

"In the rain."

"In a landslide," Ron spoke up after the others as his mule stopped.

"It was no big." Kim smiled as Ron snapped his reins.

"Get along, little donkey! Get along-Whoa!" The mule bucked Ron off before Baxter spoke.

"How about we trade? Buttercup here's a sweetheart." He got off as Ron walked over.

"Oh, well, I mean, if you insist." HE replied before Buttercup bucked him off.

Later, they came to a run-down shack. "This is it."

"That's Drakken's lair?" Ron asked as the trio walked in. "Rufus quit climbing up my leg.: He said before Rufus popped out of his shirt pocket. He looked down to see a bulge in his pants leg before screaming and jumping up on a stove pipe. "Oh! Get off! Get off, get off! Whew! Ahhhhh!"

He shook a scorpion out of his pants as the pipe shifted down, having an elevator pop up beside Kim who smiled at Ron.

"Mr. Dumb Luck."

"Not Dumb Luck, Kim. Dumb Skills."

They went down the elevator before coming to an underground lair. "(Sigh) Have we been in this lair before?" Naruto asked as they crouched and walked past tubes filled with green liquid.

"They all start to look alike after a while," Kim replied as they came up to a large tripod device with two helmets on it side by side.

"Brain-switch machine, most definitely."

"Help! Help! Help!" Hey heard Cleotis yell from a box before opening it as he looked behind them. "Kim Possible! Look out!"

"Huh?"

The trio jumped out of the way of Shego's glowing fists. "Rescue's over, Kimmie."

"Shego. So not."

"My mama always taught me to be polite to a lady." Cleotis D said before tackling Shego as Naruto kicked one henchman. "Except when she locks me in a crate."

"Ron!"

"All over it!" Ron grabbed Cleotis D and ran off as Naruto was hit by the brain switch machine, hit a post, and was knocked out as one helmet dropped on him.

"Don't let Drakken's body get away!" Shego yelled as they surrounded Ron.

Kim then grabbed Shego before she was hit by the machine and was knocked out as a helmet fell on her. Suddenly, Rufus was hit out of Ron's pocket and landed on a button having both Naruto and Kim scream as electricity covered the machine.

It then died down having the two groan and look at each other and blink. "You're me?/You're me? I'm you?/I'm you?"

'Naruto' then placed a hand over 'Kim's' mouth. "Oh, this is so wrong." 'Naruto' spoke in a slightly higher-pitched voice.

(A/N 2: I'll use Naruto K and Kim N while they're in each other's bodies for no confusion.)

"This cannot be happening." Kim N groaned as they looked over.

"There should have been a safety on that thing." Naruto K groaned in a slightly lower pitch.

"Y'all think we ought to get it in gear?" Cleotis D said to them as Kim N held the helmet.

"We have to change back."

"No time!" Naruto K said before running as more men ran to them.

They ran and caught up with the others before Shego dropped down. "Hah! You think I can just let you stroll out with Drakken's body?"

Kim N narrowed her eyes. "Don't even mess with me."

Shego blinked at the voice before looking at Naruto K and started chuckling. "You... You got hit by Drakken's machine and you two switched. Oh, this is just too great. Oh! You say something. Come on."

"You suck!" Naruto K then kicked her in the shin before they left.

"Don't let them get to the…"

Ding!

"Elevator." Shego sighed as the elevator dinged.

Possible Household, Dinner.

Ann, James, and the twins looked uneasy as Naruto K, Kim N, and Cleotis D were eating, Cleotis D quickly shoving food in his mouth. "This sure is mighty tasty chow, ma'am."

"I'm sorry, I just can't eat sitting across the table from Kimmie's arch nemesis," James said, bringing his hands down on the table as Kim N looked over.

"Dad, I told you, it's not really Dr. Drakken. Just his body." Ann then looked over at her daughter, at that.

"I hear you, honey, but as a board-certified neurosurgeon, I gotta say it's just not possible to swap brains."

"Point taken, Ann, but how else do you explain my being able to call you by your first name without any fear?" Naruto K asked as Kim N sighed and James chuckled.

"Chasing bad guys, switching brains, high school sure has changed since my day."

"I wanna switch brains with you," Jim said to his brother who blinked.

"Who would know the difference?"

"That's the idea."

"Cool!"

Beep Beep Ba-Beep!

"What you got, Wade?" Naruto K answered the Kimmunicator.

"Let me talk to Kim."

"Really?"

"Give me that!" Kim N snatched the Kimmunicator to look at Wade who spoke.

"There's been a security breach at Private Dobbs's post."

"Drakken."

"Something has been stolen. Something big. Something top secret." Wade explained as Cleotis D jumped up at that.

"Jumpin' catfish... the neutronalizer!" They all blinked as he sat down and chuckled nervously. "Y'all weren't supposed to hear that."

"Uh, this isn't one of those 'I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you' deals, is it?" James asked as Cleotis D looked around at that fiddling his thumbs.

"Well,... er, y'all been real nice. Just forget I ever said neutra... Oh, there I go again."

"More bad news. My scan shows that Drakken's lair's been abandoned. Everything's gone, including the brain-switch machine."

"So we're stuck like this?" Kim N asked as Naruto K sighed.

"OK… I told my parents I was sleeping over, as I didn't want to risk any rumors."

"Rumors?" Kim N asked, looking over.

"I get up at 5 and go jogging… How would it look if I went out in your body that early… Plus it's date night for my parents…."

"So…?"

"So I'm glad I'm in the basement and I soundproof the ceiling." Naruto K explained as Kim N blinked before turning green. "… Yeah."

Timeshare Lair.

"Careful around the neutronalizer. You have no idea what I had to go through to get that. That was marked "fragile"! Thanks to Kim Possible I had to move my lair. Again.``

Drakken C grumbled as he heard one of the moving men drop a box in his timeshare lair that was just one large room.

"There's nothing wrong with this time-share." Shego sighed, crossing her arms over her bust as another man walked up with another carrying a box with the brain switch machine.

"Yo, chief! Where do you want this brain-switch machine?"

"Oh, er, put it in the den. Carefully!" Drakken C said before the phone rang and he went to answer it. "Hello? No, this is not Professor Dementor. He moved." He hung up before signing a form and then blinked. "Wait. I didn't notice my body coming in. Scarred face, wild-eyed glare."

"Didn't see it. All I know is the truck's empty." The mover said as Drakken C looked at the empty truck.

"Shego?!"

Shego smiled at him before she sighed. "She took it, OK?!"

"You let Kim Possible destroy my lair and take my body?!"

"You know, this body's kinda cute when you're angry," Shego said, trying to diffuse the situation.

"I want my body."

Middleton High Morning.

"And then shift your weight from your left foot to your right foot and hit a heel stretch at the toe. That's the routine. Got it?"

Kim N said to Naruto K who was dressed in Kim's cheerleading outfit while she held a large instruction board. "Yeah."

"Can you do it?"

"No way."

"Naruto, this is the regional's! The whole squad is depending on me. Er... you."

"You've had years of practice at this, I don't. Look, just get one of the men's uniforms in my size and I'll get a brace for your ankle saying I injured it but that you, er me practices with you so I know what to do!"

Kim N blinked at that. "...Why didn't I think of that?"

"Because sometimes you think our lives are a spy sitcom on that Diznee Channel."

She deadpanned at him as he smiled.

Later that night, Naruto K was holding onto a crutch while he had a black brace on his right ankle as a crowd cheered in the school gym.

"Hello and welcome to this year's Regional Cheer Final. First up, your own Middleton High Cheerleaders. You go, girls… And guy!"

Music played as Middleton cheerleaders did the routine with Kim N wearing the male uniform of a darker shade of purple shirt and pants was doing the routine.

Timeshare Lair.

"Time to deliver my ultimatum."

Drakken C said as Shego laughed. "And just what is so funny?"

"Your voice, that body, it's not exactly the stuff of ultimatums."

"Hmmm, very well." Drakken C got a puppet version of himself and used it to send out his message. "Declare me supreme ruler of Earth or I will neutronalise a different major city every hour on the hour." Shego stopped the feed as he got up and dropped the puppet. "That should do it."

"What does neutronalize mean anyway?" Shego asked as Drakken C dusted his hands

"I have no idea, but the military had it. It was top secret, that's good enough for me."

Outside, Kim N, and Naruto K, both still dressed in their cheerleader outfit, walked with Ron in his civilian clothing and Cleotis D to the door of the lair as Wade spoke. "Drakken did an excellent job covering his tracks, but he wanted his mail forwarded. The change of address shows him in some kind of time-share lair complex... suite 7B."

They then walked in before Naruto K whispered. "Do you know how to disarm the thing?"

Cleotis shook his head at that. "No, I was just guarding it."

"I want my body!"

They looked to see Drakken C looking at them. They then ran off as Naruto held the skirt down. "Whoa, gimme a break here, I'm wearing a skirt!"

"Now you know what it's like!"

Kim N yelled as Shego attacked, having the cases around them fall onto them. Drakken C tied them up before he switched brains to get his boy back. "Argh, there's no body like my body." He said as Cleotis smiled.

"Oh, yes, sir, it's good to be home."

"Shego, initiate neutronalizer firing sequence!" Drakken said as Shego did but had the power go out

"I don't think so."

"What?"

Shego then looked at Drakken from her spot. "Your brain thing blew out the power. Smooth move."

"Cheap rental lair! They know that I have excessive power demands."

Beep Beep Ba-Beep!

Drakken walked over and answered the Kimmunicator. "Kim can't talk right now. Can I take a message?"

"Tell her the Army is on the way."

Drakken then tossed the device at Kim N. "The Army? Well, that's just dandy. Shego, activate the automatic self-destruct mechanism."

Shego smiled as she did so. "With pleasure."

The villains then left as Naruto K looked over. "I put my pocket knife in your pocket."

Kim Blinked before pulling out a black metal pocket knife then flipped the black blade out and cut them free from their bindings. "Wade, we have no power for very little time. Thoughts?" Kim N asked, picking up her Kimmunicator.

"The tri-lithium core I designed through the communicator packs a punch."

They then hooked it up and switched before running out as the lair blew up.

BOOM!

"Good news, we're all back in our bods," Ron said to them. "Bad news, I think we neutronalized the neutronalizer."

They saw the laser was OK before Cleotis spoke. "Did I neglect to mention that the neutronalizer is dang near indestructible?"

"I know someone like that." Naruto smiled as Kim blushed before elbowing him

"Back at ya, brain-switch boy."

To Be Continued.

A/N: Thanks for reading and let me know of any mistakes.

Beta: Chaos-PSD, and ANUBIS the god king.

The next to be updated will be Shinobi on Board.

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