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A/N: Not going to apologize for how long this took, as after uploading the Detentionaire story, a friend and uncle passed so I took time off to mourn. Now, for most of my stories, I was ahead except for RWBY, This one, and the One Piece stories so I'll upload the others a day or two after each other.

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Chapter XXI: The Twin Factor.

Last Time.

Kim went to the drink dispenser and started spraying soda on the clones, having them melt.

Outside, Shego came back in a convertible and drove off with Drakken.

Next Day Middleton High.

"Kim style is red-tagged to move."

Kim was putting her stuff in her locker as Monique ran up to her and Naruto.

"Red-tagged?"

"75% off," Monique replied as Kim smiled.

"Really?"

"Yeah. The fad is past."

"Oh, guess I'll just have to wait to be a senior to sit at the senior table."

Naruto turned and wrapped an arm around her waist before speaking. "We ever get any royalties for that stuff?"

"… No…" Kim trailed off as Naruto sighed.

"It's a crying shame... We gotta get new lawyers/agents, we're getting screwed."

Now.

Desert.

An SUV stopped by a cactus before the window rolled down. Shego, in the passenger seat, pulled a card and swiped it on the cactus, and a door opened in front of the car as Drakken drove through the tunnel.

Later, inside the facility, a door opened as a man at a desk yawned. "Hey, Frankie, you got my iced mocha?"

"Maybe you ought to lay off the caffeine."

Blinking, he looked to see Shego reaching up, touching his forehead and had her finger glowed knocking him out. "It keeps you awake."

Drakken smiled as he walked in. "Well, done, Shego."

"Dr. Drakken, stop!"

"I give the orders. You do not tell me to stop." He said before a loud alarm went off.

"I do when I haven't shut down the alarm system yet!" She yelled before she started to attack the men and women who ran up knocking them all out.

"Can we pick up the pace?" Drakken grumbled as she dropped the last man.

"You're the one who set off the alarm. Let's steal your stupid whatever-it-is and get out of here." She groaned as she turned to walk down the hall.

"That back talk is what slows down our entire operation. I demand obedience!"

"From me?" She chuckled as she looked over her shoulder. "Please."

"If my latest scheme works, obedience is what I shall have." Drakken then started laughing as Shego walked through a door.

Middleton Night.

In his mission clothes, Naruto yawned as he was on a stakeout for any crime for Global Justice in a van. "'I need training in this' she says… Must be a punishment for something." He then looked to see a man about to break into a store before running out. "OK, you're under arrest-!" He stopped to dodge several swipes from bats that the man pulled out in each hand before catching one. "A Jose Canseco bat? Tell me you didn't pay money for this."

"Ooh. That's it." The man swung the other as Naruto turned to try and block it.

"Bastard-!"

He was hit in the right side ribs and was pushed back before groaning as he held his side with his left hand. "Was a two-for-one sale, pal."

"(Groan.) every freaking time." Naruto groaned at both the man not knowing him and getting hit after swearing. "Should've fought harder for a different team name." He finished before walking up and took a swipe as the man dodged.

"Strike one." Naruto took another as the man leaned back out of the way and smiled. "Whoa. Whiffer."

Naruto then swung a third time knocking the man on his back before dropping the bat. "Home run!" The man then got up and looked at Naruto. "Well?"

"New game…" The man then reached back to a bag he had on his back and pulled out a cricket bat. "Cricket."

"Cricket?!" Naruto waved him off at that. "Nobody understands cricket. You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket."

"I'll teach ya."

Naruto was hit with the bat knocking him on his back before the man ran away. And into Dr. Director and a group of agents.

Possible Household.

Kim in a green top with a pink heart on it, and black pajama pants got in her bathroom and walked to the sink. She pushed her hair back and put on moisturizer cream before brushing her teeth.

"Kim!"

She turned and had Tim blow an air horn in her face while also taking a picture of her. "Give me that!"

"Sure." He tossed her the camera after taking the card before running to his room.

"What are you doing?" She asks, walking in to see Jim putting the picture up on their computer. "So what? I'm your new screensaver?"

"You're everybody's new screen saver."

"We wrote an email program that beamed it to everyone in Middleton." Tim smiled as she rolled her eyes.

"Oh, right, like you jokers have the brains to write a program like-"

Ring-Ring!

She stopped to answer the phone. "Hello."

"Hi, Kim. It's Bonnie."

Kim raised her eyebrow at that. "Um... hi."

"Is that zit cream or should I, like, call a paramedic?"

"It's moisturizer, Bonnie." Kim narrowed her eyes at her brothers as she hung up. "Don't think you're off the hook."

Beep, Beep Ba-Beep!

"Hey, Wade. What's the sitch?" She asked, bringing her Kimmunicator up.

"Drakken and Shego just raided a top-secret research facility in the Southwest."

"Can you set up a ride for tomorrow?" She asks him

"Already set. The lab is sending their plane."

"Cool. Anything else?" Wade smiled as he turned to another monitor to show her face that was just shared.

"Yeah… Next time, rinse and spit before they take the picture."

Morning.

Kim yawned as she walked down the stairs and into the kitchen and sat in the booth where there was a plate of eggs and bacon done up in a smiley face.

"Morning, Kimmy."

She looked up to see her parents walking in, wearing new clothes. Ann's wearing a green shirt and dark green shorts.

James is wearing a lighter green shirt with a dark green collar and shorts holding a tackle box and fishing hats.

"I made you a big breakfast."

"Got to carb up for the adventure that lies ahead." James smiled as Kim waved him off picking the bacon up.

"Just a break-in at a top-secret lab. So not the drama."

"Break-in?"

"Top-secret lab?"

"We were talking about babysitting the twins." James finished having Kim drop her food, having it form a frown under the eggs.

"Baby-sitting?"

"We've got our spousal encounter today, remember?" Ann asks as Kim groans.

"Oh, the thing at Lake Middleton? That's today?"

"You betcha." James smiled. "Your mother and I get to reconnect emotionally And do some serious fly fishing." He finishes while holding the tackle box up as Ann crosses her arms.

"I'm not sure who picked the venue But it should be fun."

"Hon, don't forget your hat." James placed a hat on her head at that.

"Um, speaking of forgetting… I spaced on the babysitting." Kim explained as her mother looked at her.

"Kimmy, you made a commitment."

"Two commitments, actually. I'm supposed to go on a mission today." Kim explained as her father nodded.

"You'll just have to take the boys."

"Mom, can you please tell Dad that's a bad idea?"

"Oh, Kimmy, I'm sure Jim and Tim would love to visit a top-secret lab with you." Ann smiles as Kim sighs and stands.

"Fine." She walks back upstairs and to the ladder leading up to her room. "Like I can really take those two with me on a mission. Ha, they're such…" She trailed off as once she got up to waist level of her floor, she saw her room was trashed. "Little freaks! I'm about to become an only child." She walked downstairs as her parents were leaving and Naruto was walking in. "Jim, Tim... (Gasp!) Bye, Mom, bye, Dad."

"See you tonight, Kimmy. And thanks for watching the boys." Ann waved as James was closing the door.

"Have fun on your mission now. But easy on the snacks. Remember, candy is dandy but fruit helps you poop."

"… Didn't need to hear that." Naruto sighed before Hugging Kim. Wincing as she hugged him back. "Hurt ribs from helping G.J. last night."

"Why do they call you and not me?" Kim asks as Naruto shrugs.

"They like me better-(Groan.)" He groans as she pushes his ribs before turning to walk to her brother's room.

Not noticing her boyfriend checking out her retreating form. "Lucky she's cute."

"You trashed my room!"

Naruto followed as she yelled before seeing the twins working on a PDA-looking device with exposed wires and a destroyed Kimmunicator.

"We needed your trilithium power cell," Tim said, dropping the Kimmunicator on the floor. "Here, you can have the rest back." He finished handing her Kimmunicator back.

"You destroyed my communicator to make some stupid toy?"

"It's not a toy. It's a silicon phase disruptor." Jim says as Tim was screwing a screw in it.

"Handheld."

Kin snatched the device and tapped the battery out. "Give me my batteries, you tweebs."

"I'm not a dweeb." Jim bit back at her.

"Tweeb... twin dweebs. Dweeb squared."

Later, Kim in her mission wear was fixing her drawer in her dresser as Ron was putting the Kimmunicator back together. "You may never be able to talk to Wade again."

Rufus then snatched the device away. "Gimme."

Putting it against the footboard and having it tilt as he was on a box at the foot of the bed, Rufus then got on his back and started working on the back of the device as Kim groaned.

"Ron, why can't my brothers be normal?"

"They're relatively normal, for twins, I mean." He replies as she stares at him. "At least they don't speak their own weirdo language."

Naruto who was by the regular door for Kim's room that led to the second floor heard the twins speak their own language. "They're just so... ugh. Like an eleven-year-old could really build a phase disruptor or whatever it is?"

"Wade's just turned 11 and he builds all sorts of stuff," Ron explains to her.

"Wade's a super genius. He aced high school and college in like eight months."

"Your brothers are too," Naruto said as Kim looked at her. "Before moving here, I had a friend who was also super smart, but extremely lazy to the point he felt that doing tests was too much work. A teacher had him take an IQ test disguised as a game…"

"And…" Kim trailed off at that.

"My friend's IQ is over 200." Kim blinked at that as Naruto continued. "I… Actually gave it to them when babysitting and they got around what Wade's IQ is I believe."

"You tested my brothers?"

Naruto shrugged at that. "Hey, when they did my math homework when going to the restroom I wanted to check."

Later, the group is outside when a black jet lands on the road. "That must be our ride. OK, does anybody need to take care of any business?" Kim asks as her brother sighs.

"No./No."

"Business? Like what? Banking?" Ron asked, not getting the hint.

"Ron… Business. As in, there won't be any rest stops."

"Kim, the boys are eleven. They don't need to take a nap. I don't think rest is going to be an issue." Ron said before Rufus jumped up to whisper in his ear, having him smile. "Oh, right. Uh, excuse me." Ron then ran inside as the others looked on.

Later, the group is flying in the air as Jim with his brother, Ron, and Naruto in the back look at a large hose. "Where does this hose go?"

"To the back of the plane," Ron replied from his seat.

"What's it do?" Tim asks, looking over.

"Hydraulics, mess with it and we're going down," Naruto said as Jim was reaching for it. "Touch that and in retaliation for last night I'll have Wade broadcast not only your baby pictures online but your toilet training videos all over the world 24/7."

Later, the group is at the lab being greeted by the head scientist. "Kim Possible! Thank you for coming. I'm Dr. Syrus Bortal."

"A secret lab!"

"Check it out."

"Those two in a top-secret lab? This could be a bigger threat to the free world than Drakken." Ron said as Naruto walked after the twins and stopped them from going in.

"If Naruto wasn't here, I would agree," Kim said as they walked to the lab.

Inside a room, Rufus ran to a safe that had burn marks on it at the dial. "Shego?"

"Boys, please." Bortal pulled the twins off a large device. "That's a very delicate piece of equipment called a-"

"A silicon phase disruptor." Jim interrupted him.

"How did you know that?"

"We're making one, too," Tim said, pulling out their device.

"Except mine is real."

"So is ours!/So is ours!"

"A hand-held unit? It simply is not possible."

"Planes were said to be impossible," Naruto said, walking up to ruffle the twin's heads. "Cell phones were once thought to be science fiction… I wouldn't underestimate them."

"Doctor, what exactly was in the safe? Kim asked the doctor.

"My latest project… The neuro-compliance chip!"

"Mm-hmm... let's pretend I don't know what that is," Ron asks before Jim, who was messing with the large disruptor with his brother, spoke. "It's a microcomputer that overrides the brain and the nervous system."

"Total mind control." Tim finished as Kim scoffed

"Um, I don't think so. That would be, like, ferociously unethical. Dr. Bortal would not invent something like that. Right?" She asked as Bortal chuckled before walking forward.

"Well… 'ferociously unethical' is a little harsh."

"Drakken has total mind control power?" Ron exclaimed as Naruto sighed.

"Another take over the world plot… He's gotta change it up."

"That, or he's going to force people to listen to those stories about his twisted childhood."

Peru, Drakken's Hideout.

"Then, in fourth grade, I developed a ray that allowed me to control rubber products. They said I was mad, but after that, no one could beat me in foursquare, tether ball, dodgeball. Isn't that fascinating?"

Drakken asked a smiling Shego who had a chip on her forehead and wearing a pink apron and oven mitts.

"Fascinating, Dr. Drakken." She replied, handing him a tray of cookies.

"Want to hear more scintillating stories from my formative years, hmm?"

"Yes, Dr. Drakken."

"No time. I have to make more chips if I want the whole world to be blindly obedient to me… And you know I do, Shego." He said as she nodded.

Lab.

"Ms. Possible Ms. Possible, Ms. Possible, please. Our security officer searched the lab already."

Bortal said as Kim put on red sunglasses and had a light pop out of them. "They don't have spectrometer sunglasses."

"Fascinating. Where did you get those?" Bortal asked as Kim smiled.

"Eleven-year-old super genius."

"Your brothers?"

"(Scoff.) So not." She said as she looked to see footprints on the ground before seeing a speck.

"Got something?" Naruto asked crouching by her

"Maybe." She replied using tweezers to pick the speck up. "Wade, are you getting this?"

"It-It's a leaf… or a piece of one. Oh, from the Quoalatuk fir."

"And I'm betting they don't grow in the desert." Kim mused as Wade typed.

"They don't grow anywhere… except at the foot of Tishu Falls in the Peruvian rainforest."

"OK. So, we go to Peru, find Drakken, grab the compliance chip, and get the tweebs back home before dinner." Kim stood and took off her glasses before looking around. "Where are the tweebs?"

Boom!

The disrupter exploded covering the twins, Bortal and Rufus in soot as the mole rat walked over and fell.

Peru.

"You guys totally embarrassed me back there."

Kim groaned as they were all jumping out of a cargo plane, Jim connected to Kim via a harness and Tim to Naruto. "What was up with that?"

"We were trying to fix the doctor's phase disruptor," Jim replied as she raised an eyebrow.

"Was it even broken?"

"No, it was lame," Tim yelled before Naruto pulled his cord followed by the others having them land safely in the jungle.

They traversed for a while before coming up to a waterfall. "I see... water?" Ron said before Kim waved her Kimmunicator over the falls.

"Text-scan it, Wade. Getting anything?"

"Huge energy readings… halfway up." The genius replies.

"There's probably an entrance behind the falls. Thanks, Wade."

"Why are the entrances never just, you know, like, a door?

"OK, Ron. I'll infiltrate Drakken's lair and get the chip." She says bringing her grapnel up. "You and Naruto keep an eye on the tweebs."

"Oh, sure give me the dangerous assignment," Ron commented as Tim was hanging upside down from a vine as Naruto was near to catch him.

"We want to go, too."

"Yeah. We could be back up." Tim and Jim then ran over, only for Kim to halt them by raising her hand.

"OK, back up. Don't touch anything." She shot her grapnel and shot up.

Several minutes later, the four are waiting by the pond. "I'm bored."

"In this environment, that's a good thing," Naruto commented looking over his shoulder at the twins.

"It's boring. Kim's taking forever." Jim said standing as his brother nodded.

"We should go up there and see what's going on."

"Kim said to stay put," Ron said as Tim smiled.

"Well, Kim's not here."

"Yes, I am."

They turned to see Kim walking up dressed like Shego.

"Kim, why are you dressed like Shego?" Naruto asked as she walked up revealing she had a chip on her forehead.

"That is not important. Dr. Drakken will see you now."

Ron jumped over, only to be flipped by Kim. "Did you really think it would be that easy?" Naruto asks as Ron nods.

"Dr. Drakken has ordered the capture of Ron Stoppable and/or Naruto Uzumaki."

"He remembered my name." Ron chuckled before the twins grabbed a pack and jumped up a tree then dropped down having the parachute pull Kim up.

"Run!"

The four ran and hid up a tree before coming up with a plan. "Let yourself get captured." Jim smiled as Ron deadpanned.

"A plan that doesn't involve that."

"Drakken doesn't know about us. He ordered Kim to get you two. So that's all she cares about." Tim spoke before Jim continued.

"Let her take you into his lair. We'll follow."

"Oh, and get the communicator." Tim finished as Ron nodded

"To call for help." Ron mused before Naruto shook his head.

"No, I can do that with my watch but with Kim under Drakken's control she and Shego could just put chips on anyone we'd call for help."

"We take the power cell out of the communicator…" Jim trailed off before Tim continued.

"And put it in..."

"Our silicon phase disruptor…"

"Which will jam the control frequency of that chip." Tim continued tying up the hands of the two.

"That's why Bortal had a disrupter in his lab." Jim pulled out their dispute before Tim finished tying their hands.

"To override the chip."

"This finishing each other's sentences thing is really freaking me out," Ron said before they were pushed and landed just above the ground in front of Kim.

"What up, Kim? So, how's the whole mind control thing working out?" Ron asked as Kim walked to them and pulled them to the waterfall.

"You must be taken to Dr. Drakken.

In the lair, Shego was holding a tray and spoke. "You are very smart. And look good in this light."

"Fine, Shego, don't wear it out." He grumbled before Kim walked in with the two captured heroes.

"Dr. Drakken, you are very smart. And look good in this light."

"Now, see, she sells it," Drakken says before walking over. Missing Rufus crawled out of Ron's pocket and headed to the Kimmunicator on a table. "So, Kim Possible you climbed down the waterfall and captured your very best friend and boyfriend. I like this mind control thing very much."

"Yes, Dr. Drakken."

"Good. Now go secure the perimeter or something." Drakken ordered as the twins looked on from the entrance at the waterfall.

Kim then pointed at Rufus. "What about the hairless rodent?"

"Stop!" Rufus jumped as Drakken was by him. "Give me that." Rufus handed the Kimmunicator to him, having him turn. "Good. Now, Shego, Kim destroy that little bald thing." Rufus ran as the two crashed into each other trying to grab him before running after. Drakken then bumped into Jim. "Who are you?"

"The kid who's going to bring you down."

"Oh, really? You and what arm-"

"Hoo-sha!"

Drakken stopped as Tim jumped on him. "A clone!"

"Yeah, that's right, loser."

They took the Kimmunicator and ran back. "Shego! Kim! Forget about the rodent. Get those little clones."

"Stall them," Jim said to the others.

Naruto and Ron ran over and dodged a swipe from Shego using her powers to burn the ropes tying their hands off and dashed down the hall to see two closed doors. Ron opened the one on the right before seeing Drakken's men. "Nope!"

Naruto kicked the button having the door slam shut and opened the other one to run into the large room. Shego and Kim followed and walked/jumped around. The heroes got on a lift before the women jumped on board and started attacking. The two dodged until they got to the vents, jumped off, fell into one, and landed back in the entrance room with Drakken and the twins putting the battery in their disrupter as Kim and Shego walked in.

"Everybody stop!" The two yelled out as Drakken glared down at them.

"I'm on to you. You're not clones. You're just garden-variety twins. You don't give the orders here."

"I do if I've got a silicon phase disruptor." Jim smiled as Drakken looked uneasy.

"A silicon phase disruptor? Really?"

"Hoo-sha."

"Wait. How could two little boys carry a silicon phase disruptor up the cliff?" Drakken asks as Jim pulls theirs out of his pocket.

"It's portable."

"Ha-Ha-Ha! Portable. Oh, you really had me going there for a moment." Drakken laughed as the brothers looked at each other.

"Hick-a-bick-a-boo?"

"Hick-a-bick-a-boo."

Jim aimed it at the others and pressed the button, only for nothing to happen. "Portable silicon phase disruptor. I knew it couldn't be done." Drakken said before Naruto looked over.

"If you're sure it's ready, is the battery in right? Those flat ones can be hard to tell!"

Tim flipped the battery and Jim hit the button again, having the device light up before the chips fell off the women's foreheads. "Nice outfit," Shego commented on Kim's bodysuit.

"Nice apron."

Shego looked at her pink apron before tearing it off. "OK, doc. For future reference, the chip made me obey every command but I was aware of exactly what was happening." She said walking to Drakken, hands starting to glow.

"The whole time?"

"Dodge ball and dodos?!" She swiped at him before giving chase. "Do you have any idea what listening to you is like?! It is so boring!"

"Shouldn't we go after them?" Ron asked Kim who shook her head.

"Nah, whatever Shego's going to do to Drakken is ten times worse than anything I could come up with."

"I'm sure Jim and Tim could think of something cruel and unusual," Ron said as Kim put her hands on her hips.

"I think Jim and Tim have come up with enough ideas for one day. And every one of them rocked. For tweebs, you guys are pretty amazing." She hugged them, getting the two to groan.

"Ew, gross."

"Are you feeling okay?"

"Come on. Let's get out here." She said walking before Naruto got up to speak to her.

"Any chance of keeping the outfit?" He asked before she twisted his arm. "Ow, ow, ow! OK!" She let go of him at that. "One from Dr. Director?"

Kim twisted his arm again at that.

Later, Possible Household Night.

Kim was reading a magazine curled up beside Naruto as her brothers slept on the couch with Ron at the end.

"Hey, everybody, good news. Our marriage is stronger than ever."

They looked to see James walking in holding a bag as Ann walked in holding fish covered in newspaper. "And we caught a mess of trout."

"It looks like somebody took very good care of her little brothers," Ann said walking up.

"When they're asleep like this they hardly seem evil at all."

"You were ten once, too, Kimmie," Ann said, dropping the fish on the table.

"Yeah, but I wasn't as bad as them," Kim said as her parents looked away.

"Uh..."

"Well..."

"Was I?" Kim asked them.

"You were... spirited," Ann said, sitting down on the couch as James chuckled.

"No babysitter alive could handle you. Not that we could find anyone willing to try after a certain point."

"Honey, what have the boys got on their foreheads?" Ann asks, noticing the chips on the twin's foreheads.

Kim gasps and then uses their disrupter to turn the chips off, having the two wake and run around. "I finally understand how special my brothers are. And I love them to bits, but sometimes… Nothing says bedtime like a little mind control." Kim chuckled as the boys broke something in the other room.

To Be Continued.

A/N: Thanks for reading and let me know of any mistakes.

Beta: Chaos-PSD and ANUBIS the god king.

Not going to apologize for how long this took, as after uploading the Detentionaire story, a friend and uncle passed so I took time off to mourn. Now, for most of my stories, I was ahead except for RWBY, This one, and the One Piece stories so I'll upload the others a day or two after each other.

REMEMBER TO VOTE IN THE POLL IF YOU HAVEN'T!

The next to be updated will be Totally Spies, Dattebayo! tomorrow or the next day as it's calling for rain where I'm at so if you don't see it by 8 PM Eastern Time, that'll be the reason.

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