Alternate endings to keep all Bond fans happy, or angry depending on your views:

"All the luxury, all the comfort. And my license to kill anyone who tears us apart" said Bond, snuggling over to Swann, much to Vesper's confusion.

"I hope that doesn't mean me" said Vesper.

"Wait your turn, darling I love you both equally" Bond whispered in her ear. Suddenly, Bond saw a hand raising up from the floor, it was cold and clammy almost

dead but not quite, attempting to pull the trigger of a Glock 17. Bond didn't flinch an eye, and shot the hand with his silenced Walther-PPK before it had a chance.

"Is he dead?" asked Swann.

"As dead as a fish, as all three of us could soon be" said Bond.

"Let's have another adventure, after me and Swann settle things the proper way, like those two women who once nearly fought to the death over you" suggested Vesper.

"Agreed. Max Zorin probably has us on his hit-list now. Well, I'd best get going" said Bond.

"Don't leave this room if you value your life Bond" said Vesper, as she held a gun up to Bond's head. She fired a BANG flag out of it.

"What does this mean?" asked Bond with a tone of fake innocence.

"Your guess is as good as ours," giggled Swann, firing another flag out of her gun towards the other side of Bond's head.

Alternate ending 2:

"All the luxury, all the comfort. And my license to kill anyone who tears us apart" said Bond, snuggling over to Swann, much to Vesper's confusion.

"I hope that doesn't mean me" said Vesper.

"It will if you interfere. We're married now" said Bond, walking away with Swann.

Alternate ending 3:

"I'm so sorry I ever left you. There was this crazy new guy in charge of MI6, then there was this crime lord's daughter and I had to protect her and things just

sort of happened" explained Bond.

"I understand, I forgive you for protecting the daughter of the crime lord who tried to kill me. Let's go home and enjoy each others company forever" said Vesper.

Alternate Ending 4:

Austin Powers, Vanessa, and Felicity Shagwell meet Bond, Swann, and Vesper and the rest is history.

to be continued.