UK Gold

by mushroomfry

Lady Penelope reminisces about the UK TV channel UK Gold, and how it used to air old fashioned British content all the time...until it became the horrifying shadow of its former self, U&Gold.

UK Gold

I was excited to be on UK Gold

To be with stars young and old

There were shows of all kinds, not just comedy

And Stingray and Thunderbirds starring me

But now it's U I'm not very pleased

Because all it airs is classic comedy

I prefer it when it was UK Gold

A better place for the shows of old

By Lady Penelope