Jane Doe: "Okay both of you STOP!"
…
Jane Doe: "Finally! Now-"
{They continue Yapping}
…
{Both of them get thrown out of the studio and they faceplant on the cement after being thrown
down a two sectioned staircase}
Jane Doe: "AND DON'T COME BACK!"
{Slams doors.}
{Chance stands up and brushes off dust.}
Chance: "Fuck! Look what you did!"
…
Chance: "Hey, wake up math equation!"
..
Chance: "...007n-"
007n7: "haha I prankd u!1!"
…
{Chance kicks 007n7's head.}
[Inhale]
007n7: "OwWwW!1!"
Chance: "Oh shut up! You got us kicked out of the d- the damn STUDIO!"
007n7: "You know they would've rejected the idea anyway!"
Chance: "You don't know that!"
007n7: "Why would some…I dunno guy wanna watch anything related to you?"
Chance: "You can not be talking-"
Jane Doe from inside studio: "SHUT…UP!"
..
Chance: "I think she hates math-"
007n7: "Come on, you're bullying me right now!"
Chance: "HA! Who's the rager n-"
007n7: "And that's why I punched him 27 times in the chest."
Bartender:
…
{Awkward silence}
Other Bartender: "Whatcha guys talking b-"
Bartender: "Shut the fuck up One Time-"
One Time: "Hey you're being mean! That's so mean! Waaaaaaaa"
One Time: {Yapping}
..
Bartender[whispering] "They're stupid!"
Chance: "One Time, your coworker said you're stupid!1!"
One Time: "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
007n7: "Oh my god-"
Chance: "Shut up math equation!-"
{Elliot walks into the bar}
!
{007n7 immediately looks away}
..?
Chance: "You good?"
…
007n7: "HAHA I uh I GOTTA GO! SEE Y'ALL LATER!" {Gets up and walks to the door}
Chance: "Wait where you goin'?"
007n7: "uh TO PICK UP BLUDDUDE FROM SOCCER PRACTICE!"
Chance: "Dude it's 2:30-"
{007n7 leaves, slamming the door, letting the little bell on top ring out.}
…
Chance: "Damn…?"
One Time: "I know why he's like that."
Bartender: "Shut up, One Ti-"
Chance: "Wait!"
…
Chance: "I wanna know."
One Time: "If you insist!"
[flashback]
C00lkid: "That's some nice matches you got there!"
One Time: "I-what?"
C00lkid: "Can I h-"
Azure: "NO!"
C00lkid: "But whYYYyyyYYy?"
Azure: "Because these are for adults! They're for- for adult things!"
C00lkid: "Like vaping?"
Azure and One Time: "NO!"
C00lkid: "What's vaping then?"
Azure: "Y-"
One Time: " Well Vaping is the action or practice of inhaling and exhaling vapor containing
nicotine and flavoring produced by a device-"
Azure: "Do you have that memorize-"
Chance: "Wait so you're saying you described vaping to a kid?!"
One Time: "Yup!"
{The Bartender is looking at One Time in an expression not even God knows the name of.}
…
Chance: "Awesome!"
{The Bartender slowly turns his head towards Chance.}
…
One Time: "So back to me!-"
Bartender: "Wait you can't j-"
[flashback again]
C00lkid: "Wow! I wanna vape someday!"
Azure: "NO YOU DON'T."
One Time: "Jesus Azure just let the kid vape!"
Azure: "DO YOU KNOW HOW MESSED UP THAT SOUNDS!? I CAN'T
BELIEVE
THAT
YOU
WOULD
DESCRIBE
VAPING
TO
A
LITERAL CHILD"
{YAPPING}
C00LKID: ".."
{Steals matches and runs away}
One Time: "And then he went to burn Builders Brothers Pizza Place down and get his father
fired from his job."
Bartender: "..."
Chance: "..."
Chance: "OOHHHH…"
"So that's why he got fired!"
…
Chance: "Is someone staring at me?"
{One Time is staring at something}
Bartender: "Uhhh…"
…
{Chance slowly turns his head behind him}
Elliot: "..."
One Time: "OH! Sorry-"
{Elliot stands up and walks out the door letting the little bell ring on top.}
…
{Bartender slaps One Time}
One Time: "AAaAAA Nickel stop!"
Nickel: "Because of you we lost a customer dumbass!
One Time: "waaaaAAAAAAA"
Chance: "..."
Chance: "This is dumb and weird!"
{Chance stands up and walks out the door letting the stupid bell ring again}
Nickel: "Wait he hasn't paid!"
One Time: "Let the man go."
…
{SLAP!}
One TIme: "AWHAHWHAHWHAH!"
{Elliot is outside the bar staring at the ground.}
Chance: ".."
Chance: "Hey um…Hi! I'm Chance! What's your name?"
{Holding his hand out.}
…
Chance: "uhh…"
{Takes his hand back}
Chance: "I'm uhh…sorry if I insulted you back there or anything.."
…
Chance: "Uh-Bye!"
{Chance walks away}
…
Elliot: "Car."