"Ah god! That was a close one…ha…"
…
"Uh…"
"W-Why am I talking like that-?"
"Why am I so nervous around that…freak..?"
"Wait! Shut the fuck up math equation! You can't say that! He had a justified reason for firing
you, okay?!"
"Shut {SLAP} The {SLAP} FUCK {SLAP}"
"UP!"
Bluddude: "Hey,uh dad, you good?"
"GAH! W-When-When you'd get here?!"
…
Bluddude: "Just now"
…
"Wait-I'm
uh
I'm sorry! I was just..uhh…."
…
"Uh…"
"Talking…to…myself..?.."
..
Bluddude: "Um..okay!"
…
{slowly closes door.}
…
007n7: "AH GODDAMMIT!"
{Bluddude's perspective}
{from inside room} 007n7: "Why the fuck are you so anxious-"
"Why the fuck are you..?!"
…
C00lkid: "NO SHADOW! DON'T JUMP OVER THE BRIDGE!"
"YOU CANNOT STOP ME SONIC! MA-"
Bluddude: "C00lkid put down your ass toys for a moment."
C00lkid: "Why so SeRiOuS?!"
Bluddude: "Because I think there's something wrong with dad!"
…
C00lkid: "There..is..?"
…
(Why is it so weird to hear C00lkid with a calm voice…?)
Bluddude: "He's… 'talking' to himself. But he's…like…slapping himself and yelling at himself..?"
C00lkid: "Dad wouldn't do that to himself!"
Bluddude: "That's the concerning part! That isn't like him!"
…
C00lkid: "He's probably just lonely and sad!"
…
Bluddude: "What?"
C00lkid: "He's probably so sad that he punishes himself for being a lonely loser!"
…
Bluddude: "Shi…."
"Maybe you have a point…"
C00lkid: "YUP! I am a G.E.N.U.I.S!"
…
Bluddude: "You spelled 'Genius' wrong, you said genuis."
C00lkid: "What's a genuis?"
Bluddude: "I don't fucking know! And besides-you're probably wrong. He was talking about how
he was fired…and…and stuff like that!"
..
C00lkid: "You sure he's just not playing with himself?"
Bluddude: "You could not have worded that any worse."
C00lkid: "He's probably so bored he's pretending something happened to him!"
Bluddude: "I…I think that's…unlikely.."
C00lkid: "Uhm…actually…I think that's unlikely!1!"
{SLAP!}
Bluddude: "THIS IS SERIOUS!"
"DON'T EVEN TRY TO CRY! NONE OF THAT! I'M FUCKING WORRIED,OKAY!?"
…
"I…I'm sorry…"
…
{sigh..}
"You have a plan..don't you…?
…
{sigh..}
"I'll do i-"
"HELL YEAH!"
….
(Are you fucking kidding me?)
…
007n7: {Snoring like a dumbass}
…
C00lkid: "One, two, Three!"
{ORCHESTRA PLAYING "MORNING MOOD" BY EDWARD GRIEG}
{Random clarinet squeaks}
{Guy drops his trombone}
{Percussion plays on a rest}
{Flute forgets his reed}
{...yes, you read that correctly.}
{Some guy is playing the "Womp Womp" tune over and over for some reason}
{Some guy is playing Pink Panther}
{Some guy is doing the "du du du du du du du du du" tune over and over again.}
007n7: {awakens}
…?
{slowly turns his head right}
{SONG ENDS!}
{007n7 has an expression that not even god knows the name of} (This "expression" appears a
lot of times in the book so i'm calling it the "Mother God" expression.)
007n7:
C00lkid: "HAHA good job guys!"
Bluudude: "uh…C00lkidd? He's awake.."
!
{Slowly turns his head at 007n7}
007n7:
Sickkid:
Boogerman:
Greenguy:
Yellowperson:
Purplenurple:
C00lkid:
Bluddude:
…
One Time: "haha! Bald!"
Nickel: "I WANNA GO HOME!"
…
Chance: "Good Morning!"
007n7: "ALL OF YOU GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!"
{Sickkid jumps out the window}
{Everyone else screams and runs away}
C00lkid: "AAAA!"
{Bluudude grabs c00lkidds shirt.}
Bluuddude: "Not you, C00lkid."
…
007n7: "CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHAT THE FUCK THAT WAS?!"
..
Both: "It was him!"
{later that day…(at night)}
"Why…why did you agree to that?"
Chance: "Cause it was funny!"
"So you agreed to break into my house because it was FUNNY?!"
Chance: "Come on! It was a once in a lifetime opportunity!"
"And I thought you would be surprised I knew how to play the clarinet!"
007n7: "Be surprised? YOUR'E FUCKING B-B BUILT LIKE A CLAIRNET!"
{One Time is wheezing}
Nickel: "Shut the FUCK up one time getting kidnapped was not fucking funny."
007n7: "LOOK SEE! HE'S SAD!"
…
Nickel: "I'm not sad."
One Time: "Yeah he's not sad."
Chance: "Yeah you can't just say that. That's rude."
…
007n7: "I-what?"
Nickel: "Stop. Just stop it."
…
007n7: "Sorry."
{Having a staring contest with the bar counter.}
{Nickel and One Time high five each other}
{Chance high fives them both}
007n7: "Oh god was this all some big ass prank?"
Everyone else: "..No…"
…
{Chance slides over a 40 $ bill to Nickel}
…
{Chance slides over a 20$ bill to 007n7}
…
{adds 10}
…
{adds 10}
..
{adds 55}
…
:(
…
{007n7 grabs the money}
…
Chance: "I'm gonna..uh….go now."
{Chance stands up and leaves the bar letting the stupid ass bell ring out on top.}
…
Nickel: "Give Chance back the money…that's 95$..."
..
{stands up}
{walks to door and leaves}
{stupid ass bell.}
…
One Time: "Goddamn!"
Nickel: "I know right?!"
…
007n7: "Wait! Chance! Take back your money!"
Chance: "I knew you'd come here! I'm not stupid to hand over...uh 82%"
007n7: "82% Of what?!"
Chance: "You- you know what I mean."
{Elliots perspective}
"Huff..huff…"
"..huh?"
…!
{Drops Vodka bottle}
{It spills all over the car carpeting..}
…
{A SLOW GRIN SMEARS ALL OVER ELLIOTS FACE UP TO HIS EYES AND HE PULLS
HIMSELF UP TO THE DRIVER'S SEAT}
"Finally."
"I'll get to be the best employee ever!"
"Ha.."
{Nausea}
"Ah.."
…
"Let's-Let's do this SHIT!"
{SWERVE}
007n7: "Yeah..don't rub it in.."
Chance: "H-"
!
"WATCH"
{SHOVE}
"OU-"
{CRASH!}
{BANG!}
{SCREECH}
{BANG}
{screech…}
007n7: {heavy breathing}
{frantically looking around}
!
"CHANCE!"
{TAKES OUT PHONE}
{DIALS 911}
[ring..ring]
"911 what's your emergency?"
"Y-YES HELLO MY FRIEND GOT H-HIT BY A CAR AND IS-HIS HEAD IS BLEEDING OUT-"