A/N: This chapter was written by Spidey Viewer

"TRIGGER!"

"What is it, Carmeara?" Manaka Kengo, AKA Ultraman Trigger, asked his girlfriend, the former Giant of Darkness Carmeara, as she flounced into the room and threw herself at him.

Yes, flounced was certainly the right word for it, especially with those ribbons.

"Manaka Kengo!" She moaned, hugging the Ultraman, sobbing dramatically and making sure to rub as much of her voluptuous form against his body as possible. "I'm sorry! I have been...unfaithful!"

"Huh?" Trigger asked, tilting his head, rubbing her back. What she said made no sense. She'd been in love with him for over 30 million years, so much so that at the slightest hint that he still cared for her she immediately got back together with him and the mere suggestion of her liking someone else was met with violence. That had been a wild weekend... "What's wrong?"

"That...harlot! That, beautiful, sexy harlot, Kyukogo! She's been gathering a harem of Ultras, and is currently trying to seduce Captain Mommy!" Carmeara lamented, dramatically throwing her head back and covering her face with an arm.

Marie sneezed, eye twitching.

Trigger blinked, dumbfounded. He'd heard that more and more Ultras were being seduced by the Youkaliens, but the thought that Carmeara might be one of them had never crossed his mind. "Ok...and?"

"And...she...she has tried with me!" Carmeara wailed, in tears. "And it's working more than I should've let it! She's been on my mind constantly! My every moment filled with the desire to * * * * her!"

Trigger's face turned as red as his body did in Power Type.

"...S-sorry." Carmeara muttered once she saw his reaction.

"It's ok." Trigger told her quickly. "You...like her?"

She nodded tearfully, looking like she was on the verge of a breakdown. "I am attracted to her! To those floofy tails and her long soft hair and her warm radiant light and those massive...*ahem.* Just by feeling this way I have betrayed you, my love! I swore to love you and only you, and we even destroyed a galaxy or two to consummate our union, and now I'm...I'm..."

"...Did not need to know that part..." Trigger carefully sat Carmeara down on their bed, fully aware they'd probably need to get a new one very soon. They went through them VERY fast. "How exactly does she make you feel, Carmeara?"

Sniffling and sobbing, Cameara sat beside him, desperately clinging to him as if afraid he might leave her again without warning at any moment, which was actually a legitimate fear of hers. 30 million years with a broken heart HURT. "She gets me hot and bothered...she treats me with such kindness despite knowing what I've done...she makes me feel like I'm worth something, she...she's helped me in getting over issues that've plagued me for millennia. She makes me happy and...and you should be the only one who makes me feel this way! You're the one I love!" She gripped his shoulder desperately. "You...you are so more than I ever deserved...h-how could I be so selfish as to want...more?"

"...I mean...none of us are exactly conventional," Kengo pointed out. "I reincarnated as a human, my dark side was inherited by Ignis, one of my best friends is a descendent/reincarnation of an ancient priestess and she's married to my two other best friends...still not sure how that happened," he admitted, glancing at a picture of a very confused Yuna Shizuma, Akito Hijiri, and an elated Darrgon all wearing wedding dresses, the Herculean Fighter looking positively ecstatic and radiant in his dress. "And I'm engaged to a former supervillainess."

Carmeara sniffled. "What are you getting at?"

"Do you want to be with her?" Trigger asked.

"...Yes." Carmeara told him softly, the confession bringing her to the brink of tears.

"Do you still want to be with me?"

"Absolutely!" Cameara told him without hesitation, the thought of NOT being with him terrifying her beyond imagining.

"...Then why not do both?" Trigger suggested.

Carmeara blinked. "...Huh?"

"The Youkaliens are polyamorous, and polygamy is getting more and more popular in the Land of Light too. I mean, just look at Father and Mother of Ultra! Especially Mother. I wouldn't exactly be against this if it's what you want," Trigger told her patiently.

"You...you wouldn't!?" she cried, astounded.

"I care about your happiness, Carmeara," Trigger told her. "A good relationship is built on honesty and caring for one another. If you want to be with me while also being with her, so long as all parties agree to it, there shouldn't be a problem."

"You...you would really be fine with this?" Carmeara asked him in disbelief.

"Absolutely."

Carmeara sniffled, tearing up. "I don't deserve you...MANAKA KENGO!" She wailed happily, hugging him, pinning him to the poor soon-to-be-broken bed.

"WHOA WHOA CARMEARA-MMFFF~" Kengo yelped before Carmeara kissed him deeply.

The bed shattered soon after, and that wasn't the only thing. Trigger had to be taken to Ultra Clinic 78 to replace his pelvis...again. As always, Carmeara stayed at his side the whole time, profusely apologizing...

Except for one period while he was out cold from surgery, and when she returned, she was wearing a collar, several hickies, and looked even happier than ever.

Immediately after, Mother of Ultra was pissed she needed to replace his pelvis AGAIN.