"So how are you adjusting?" Deku asked as he tentatively approached Shigaraki, who was simply lazing about on an old couch.
"I don't really care at this point. I should be dead. Why am I here to begin with?"
"A lot of people who are dead are here." Deku pointed out, "DIO, Bardock, Nolan…"
"C'mon man. That part hasn't been animated yet."
"Sorry."
"Eh, don't bother." Shigaraki waved off, "You're lucky that you're the only one here I respect."
"What about Johnathan?"
"Eh. Still getting to know him." Shigaraki muttered, "You guys make it really hard to just not want to see humanity end."
"Well, that's a good thing, righ-"
"DIO makes it easy though."
"He's technically a vampire…" Deku pointed out.
"Was he a human at some point in his life?" Shigaraki asked in a tone that pretty much spelled out that he knew the answer already.
"…"
"Thought so."
"Remind me to keep you off of Twitter."
"I thought some idiot said it was called 'z' or something."
"'X' and we don't do that. If the others ever make it back, it'll get confusing thanks to Mega Man X."
Shigaraki paused for a moment before he finally spoke up "Do you think Decay could work on robots?"
"It can work on buildings, so I'd guess so. Wait, you're not thinking of using it on Megatron, are you?"
"What? - No. Megatron's goated. I'm talking about Unicorn."
"Unicron."
"Whatever. Where is that little bastard? I wanna see how much he can handle a bi of decay."
"I…Don't think it would work on him. He's also not little… At all."
"I still wanna try!"
*SPLORTCH!*
"Y'know, I always thought that you splattering Homelander on the ground was immature, but doing it to the bastard who messed with my protege… I think I finally get it."
"There is a certain level of catharsis to it." Omni-Man concluded as he used Homelander's head as a bowling ball on a set of pins…That were Homelander's severed limbs.
"Y'know, this is getting really annoying." Homelander said as he finally got back from the resurrection chamber, "It's almost as annoying as that one guy on YouTube who just keeps pitting me against other guys and basically saying I'd get bodied!"
"You're just mad because you've become a bunch of versus debaters' punching bag." Gojo said as he did a spin kick on a newly revived Mahito and sent him flying into a wall, "That was satisfying. I've always kinda wanted to do a spin kick."
"It's very impractical in combat. But I will admit that it is very fun when you successfully pull it off." Omni-Man said, "Anyways, do you want to take a turn with the idiot, or shall I keep going?"
"Wait, what?"
"Eh, you keep having fun. I'm gonna kick mojito around a bit more." Gojo smirked.
"It's Mahito, you pretentious pri-"
Mahito was unable to continue as Gojo grabbed him by the throat and started staring him down. In such a way that made it very apparent through his blindfold that he was glaring daggers into Mahito's very soul.
"Now now. Don't talk back to your superiors." He snarled, "Just be happy that it was Yuji that beat you and not me. He's a much nicer person than I am, even when he's pissed off. But me? Nah. I'm gonna pick you apart. Piece by piece. Solely because you hurt him. All that time I spent kicking you around? - That was for everyone else."
Gojo charged up his attack as purple cursed energy started to manifest in his other hand, "This. Is for YUJI ITADORI!"
Mahito spat out some blood and glared at Gojo, "You keep fighting for someone who isn't even here. Why do you even try in the slightest?"
"Because let's be real here. The moment it's your life that's in danger, you start caring. You're nothing but a coward." Nolan told him "You couldn't even hold true to your nihilistic convictions. I've seen some pretty insidious things in my world. But at the bare minimum, the Viltrumite Empire weren't trying to prove that nothing matters, they were just trying to take everyone else with them. At the bare minimum, they weren't cowardly hypocritical nihilists like you are."
"Goddamn, that even made me respect your alien bullshit." Homelander commented.
Nolan grabbed Homelander's leg and flung him into Mahito's face, crushing the supe and brutalizing the curse.
"I don't need your approval."
"… Ow…"
"Get up, Mahito. I'm not done with you yet. I've got plenty of aggression that I've been holding in, and you're the perfect punching bag."
"You're a dick, y'know that?"
"At least I wasn't overshadowed by a random background character who was only alive for five seconds in the fight." Gojo muttered.
"Is it weird that she has her own subreddit?" Omni-Man asked.
"Is it weird that I kinda ship her with Jocelyn?"
…
"I don't… I… HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE, JOHN?!"
"Dammit, now I have to hate the ship because John likes it." Omni-Man growled.
"Not if we get to shipping her first! Quick! To the drawing boards!"
"I'll get to it first!" Mahito groaned.
"How? Shigaraki will turn you into dust before you even get the chance."
"I'll use a.i art!" The curse declared.
…
"Where the fuck did Galactus put his Ultimate Nullifier?"
"Get me a Senzu Bean and I'll help you look for it." Homelander added.
Dude: Why is there a random picture of a woman here?
Wade: I dunno… She's a baddie though.
Dude: Agreed.