A/N Please remember this is not meant to be a serious story, it's meant to be a fun and hopefully funny stress relieving story. Some people seem to be taking things far more seriously than they should. Probably because most of my stories are very serious, but if you check my original account, I do try to break those up with occasional pure fun stories.

It's a popcorn story (my jokes aren't funny enough to make you choke, just enough to get your mind off whatever's been weighing you down, I hope.)

That being said, this is not Dawn's first portal, she's known she has this ability for nearly four months, this is just the first time you're following her on an adventure and there will be a lot more. She's an eleven year old child and she's having a ball, let her. But most of her scenes are from her point of view, not the grown ups around her. She's too busy having fun to worry about whatever's bothering them.

In-between saving her the Scoobies are having their own adventures. 😜

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Xander knew the moment Amy's shield was overwhelmed, her first outing as a Scooby and she was doing something she'd never done before, hold a shield under literal fire. A whole Hell of a lot of fire. The shield collapsed as did Amy, exhausted. Johnathan came out from his invisibility and grabbed her before she hit the ground and picked her up. Oz stepped in front of them both and began firing his dagger phasers, a grim look on his face. Buffy and Cordelia leaped into the crowd of advancing Jaffa and began fighting, moving so smoothly and fast you'd think it was a dance instead of a fight, as Teal'c, already positioned to watch his teammate, Daniel Jackson's back, began firing his own staff at the advancing Jaffa.

Xander couldn't stay above it anymore, the plan hadn't worked long enough and every fighter was needed and he was not going to let his friends fight without him!

He set down beside Oz and pulled power and called out a spell;

'And now let the Whirling Winds of Watoomb rise from the nether regions...to carry you back from whence you came!'

And focused the spell on the advancing Jaffa, the winds gathered and several dozen were picked up and carried back toward their ship, the sight had the Jaffa falling back, afraid.

A whooshing sound behind him almost broke his concentration but he managed to ignore it and focused the spell a second time as Dr. Jackson yelled. "We have confirmation, we can go!"

"Johnathan, take Amy and go, Oz keep covering them!" Xander ordered and focused the spell a third time, sweeping away Jaffa around Cordelia and Buffy. "Ladies, it's time to go!" They walked backwards, keeping an eye on the Jaffa, some overcame their fear or maybe they just feared Bastet more, either way, they attacked again and the girls had a running fight to the Stargate. Dr. Jackson was firing his p90 as the girls reached the Stargate and entered with them. Teal'c and Xander were bringing up the rear.

The whole thing had lastest only a couple of minutes.

When Jack O'Neill heard the klaxon sound an incoming wormhole, he tried to appear nonchalant as he waited for confirmation on who it was. The relief when Sargeant Harriman announced it was the rest of his team had him running to the gateroom. He saw a teenage boy emerge carrying a teenage girl, followed by another teenage boy holding what looked like long, thin knives. A few heartbeats later and two teenage girls emerged. If Daniel hadn't been right beside them, the already tense guards might have begun objecting to the weapons. A tall, well built brunet in workout clothes held a deadly looking medium length sword with blood on it and a row of razor sharp teeth jutted out from either side of the blade, with blood splashed on her, the shorter blond beside her held a staff crackling with energy.

"Woah, woah, it's alright!" Daniel yelled. "These kids just saved us!" As two more people, another teenage boy and Teal'c, emerged from the event horizon of the wormhole. "Shut it down! That's everyone!" The wormhole flickered out.

"Dawn! Mom!" The little blond yelled. "Where are they?"

"They're fine." Colonel O'Neill assured them. "We haven't hurt them, they're currently getting something to eat in the cafeteria. We had to keep them under guard for our own peace of mind, but no one's hurt them, I promise."

"I want to see them." She demanded.

"I'll have them brought to the infirmary, we need to check you all for injuries or contact with our enemies."

"Those guys who think those aliens are gods?" Xander asked, stepping up in front of the others. "Yeah, about them. Dr. Jackson needs to learn how to count, he said a few hundred. That wasn't a few hundred! I'm lousy at Math and even I could tell that."

"Xander," Teal'c said seriously, it being the only name told to him. "I would go into battle with you and your team any day. I believe you routed fully a third of the attacking forces." A statement that had the guards falling silent.

"Six teenagers took out a couple hundred Jaffa?" Colonel O'Neill asked in a flat tone.

"No, O'Neill. Four teenagers engaged in battle and defeated a few hundred Jaffa. The one carrying the girl protected her after the shield she used to protect our entire group was overwhelmed by weapons fire from several hundred staff weapons and neither engaged in the actual battle."

"Give 'em a break." Xander drawled casually. "It's their first fight and they did damn good. And so did the rest of us, we usually don't deal with numbers that big."

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A/N Winds of Watoomb is a Dr. Strange spell.