(Colin is walking outside his house playing with a paddle ball.)
Colin: 'Kay see one time Randy Beaman friend twin sister is getting ready for her school picture then some girl put gum on her hair than she made her cry, than Randy Beaman friend borrow a razor from the janitor closet than he slave his half of his hair and her sister slave off the gum of her hair, and they now have bald spot on their hair when taking a picture the teacher find out that Randy Beaman friends is half bald now the teacher call her mom, that her kids is half bald and their mom is not very happy about it. (a paddle ball hit Colin in the head.)Kay bye. (Colin walk back to his house.)