(the episode starts with everyone celebrating Christmas)
Rusty Spokes: guys,this is gonna be awesome
Compsognathus: (roars)
Tito Chavez: yeah not to mention all the food we get to eat
Maya Santos: hi guys
Tito Chavez: oh shrimp
Maya Santos: in Australia,Christmas appears in the summer so most families always bring in shrimp
Artemis (Sailor Moon): Anyways,I gotta go to the market to pick up stuff. Can you guys take over?
Maya Santos: not a problem
(Artemis leaves)
Maya Santos: I wish Maggie was here to see this
Theo McEwan: yes but she has other plans to celebrate Christmas
Chrissy Lum: I think is wonderful that we get to celebrate
Maya Santos: absolutely
(meanwhile)
Prince Gasket: Christmas,one of the most holidays that I hate the most
Klank: not to mention it disgusts you the most sire
Orbus: Christmas makes everyone joyous
Klank: and it always involve giving
Prince Gasket: silence! Never used that word in my presence
Princess Multiwa: I think I have a plan to destroy Christmas. It seems that different cultures caused them to celebrate in different ways. We should take advantage of this sort of thing
Prince Gasket: brilliant scheme Mulpie. I know just how to do it,Devil Phazer!
Devil Phazer: (roars)
Prince Gasket: go out there and destroy Christmas!
Devil Phazer: (roars)
(cuts to Andy and Paco)
Paco (Maya and Miguel): who to would've thought that the holidays can get easily cold very quick
Andy Arlington: let's get this done before Zenon gets back
(alarm)
Andy Arlington: Now what?
Zenon: (comes in,roars)
Paco (Maya and Miguel): about time you bring forth a cake
Zenon: (roars)
Paco (Maya and Miguel): oh
Zenon: (roars)
Andy Arlington: fruit cakes?
Zenon: (roars)
Paco (Maya and Miguel); must be pretty strong. Maggie makes fruit cakes and I don't think she's involved to any criminal activity
Zenon: (roars)
Andy and Paco: right! (leaves)
(at the command center)
Tom Servo: a very,very Christmas to you Alpha
(Alpha opens a present as it revealed to be slippers)
Alpha 5: (gasp) how'd you know? I love them! Thank you,thank you,thank you!
Tom Servo: your welcome Alpha
Alpha 5: it'll keep the circuitry all winter long
Maggie Lee: and now,here's something for you Tom (places a star on top of Tom's head)
Tom Servo: arigato minna
Maggie Lee: don't mention it though
(back to the others)
Miguel Santos: Let me guess,that candle represents Hanukkah right?
Rusty Spokes: yes it represents the nights of Hanukkah. In other words freedom of the Jewish community
Miguel Santos: oh I see
Maya Santos: do tell
Chrissy Lum: What about you Theo?
Theo McEwan: I'm celebrating Kwanzaa
Tito Chavez: Kwanzaa
Theo McEwan: Kwanzaa is Swahili for the first harvest,it starts on December 26th and ends January 1st. Celebrates African American heritage
Tito Chavez: …
Theo McEwan; oh it's wonderful. The 7 candles represent the principles we strive for. Unity,self determination,responsibility,corporation,purposes,creativity and faith
Tito Chavez: figures
Compsognathus: (roars)
Prince Gasket: by the time Devil Phazer has descended. Christmas shall be ruined forever
Klank; sire Devil Phazer has descended the middle of town,it'll destroy Christmas in no time
Prince Gasket: excellent,now go and stop Christmas once and for all
Devil Phazer: (roars)
(back to Andy and Paco)
Andy Arlington: (smells something) I think I've picked up the trail,right over there
(Paco follows him)
(back to the others as they Sprocket shows up)
Prince Sprocket: sorry brats. But I'm afraid Christmas is over
Miguel Santos: Sprocket what do you want?
Prince Sprocket: just bringing you guys a special present you'll never forget. Devil Phazer,go forth!
Devil Phazer: (roars)
Maya Santos: (gasp)
Prince Sprocket: now time for some real destruction!
Devil Phazer: (roars)
Prince Sprocket: late again brats! (disappeared)
Devil Phazer: (rampaging)
Miguel Santos: taking over the world is one thing but destroying Christmas is a new low,even for Baranoia
Maya Santos: you said it Miguel,we need to stop Devil Phazer from destroying Christmas
Tito Chavez: But how?
Chrissy Lum: I heard a rumbling,is everything alright?
Maya Santos: Chrissy in case you haven't noticed,Baranoia had sent down a mega virus monster just to destroy Christmas
Chrissy Lum: what?! That's insane!
Maya Santos: agreed
Chrissy Lum: if these clowns think your gonna destroy Christmas then they have another thing coming
Compsognathus: (roars)
Theo McEwan: I couldn't agree more
(at Baranoia)
Prince Gasket; it's working! Excellent Devil Phazer,Devil Phazer will annihilate Christmas in no time
Princess Multiwa: so much for the holidays
Prince Sprocket: now that's done,time to give everyone the naughty treatment
Prince Gasket: good idea. Let's see what happens next
(eyecatch)
Alpha 5: ai-ya-ya! Devil Phazer is attacking Christmas! We must stop this madness before Christmas is doomed!
Tom Servo: I'm afraid it is not gonna be that easy. The only way is to defeat Devil Phazer is that pearl on its forehead
Maggie Lee: well that makes total sense
Alpha 5: no kidding
Maggie Lee: anyhow. Guess it's time to give this virus a present he'll never forget
(cuts to the others)
Chibiusa: Miguel I got here as fast as we can,so what's up?
Miguel Santos; I'll tell you what's down look
(the news shows Devil Phazer attacking Christmas)
Chibiusa: a mega virus monster is attacking Christmas?
Miguel Santos: yes Chibiusa and we must stop him before Christmas is doomed
Chibiusa: hmph! Shouldn't Baranoia ever learn that Christmas is filled with joy?
Maya Santos: probably not. Probably because they've been in prison for so long
(back to Gasket)
Prince Gasket: now everything's working out so well. Now for phrase 2
Princess Multiwa; part 2?
Prince Gasket: We all know that people tend to decorate the Christmas tree. I shall have the Christmas tree all to myself
Princess Multiwa: that'll wrectech their holiday completely
Prince Gasket: precisely!
Devil Phazer: (starts walking towards the Christmas tree and takes it and walk away)
Prince Gasket: excellent work Devil Phazer,Christmas is mine
Maya Santos: first they're attacking Christmas now they stole the town's Christmas tree? Now they've gone too far!
Tito Chavez; I agree
Little girl: excuse me,is this where the Christmas party is taking place?
Maya Santos: well it used to take place here but things have gone awry
Little girl: why?
Miguel Santos: because a group of nasty convicts called Baranoia starts ruining Christmas stealing all the presents all taking away the town's Christmas tree
Little girl: but my mom says the greatest gift of all is the giving of love
Tito Chavez: love?
Miguel Santos: love of course! That's one thing that Baranoia can't break
Little girl: why does Baranoia hate Christmas so much?
Chrissy Lum: pfft,probably because they don't the holiday spirit when they see it
Little girl: I think I know how to help you with this situation
Theo McEwan: Like what?
Little girl: (starts to sing)
Prince Gasket: gahhh! What is that horrible song?!
Princess Multiwa: it's overpowering the hatred
Little girl: (continues singing)
Miguel Santos: well,guess that solves that problem
Chrissy Lum: But what can we do? All the presents and stuff are stolen
Miguel Santos: simple,Christmas vengeance of course!
Maya Santos: the most heartwarming vengeance of all
(back at Baranoia)
Prince Gasket: So those kids are about to stop my plans huh? Well let's give them an invitation they'll never forget (laughs)
(back to Andy and Paco searching)
Andy Arlington: (gasp) a giant fruitcake. Who can make a fruit cake that big?
Kylie: surprise! I made a fruitcake just for the 2 of you
Andy Arlington; the 2 of us
Kylie: yeah it was Lupe's idea huh Lupe?
Lupe (Maya and Miguel): (nods his head)
Paco (Maya and Miguel): it's big
Lupe (Maya and Miguel): (does sign language)
Paco (Maya and Miguel); so now what?
Andy Arlington: Hey mom,it's Andy. I need your help with something…
(back to Miguel and Co)
Everyone: Dinobot access!
Dinobots: (roars)
(Dinobot battle)
Snarl: (spiky tail whack)
Devil Phazer: (demises)
Dinobots: (roars)
(after the battle)
Chrissy Lum: now that's what I called seasons beatings
Miguel Santos; you said it
(cuts to Rusty bringing forth the Christmas tree)
Rusty Spokes; coming through
Maya Santos; perfect timing Rusty
Compsognathus: (roars)
(Tito and Theo comes in)
Theo McEwan: candles coming though
Compsognathus: (roars)
Tito Chavez: and the most excellent part,the food
Maya Santos: oh and Miguel (smooches his cheek)
Miguel Santos; (blushes)
The end