A Short Story by OEG

NARRATOR: Last time in this fanfic story, Beavis and Butt-Head are lost at a road and can't remember where they are. Now, they need to hitch a ride to any automobile to make it back home. How will they do it? I don't know until you read it right now. : )

Scene Two

[The Same day, Beavis and Butt-Head hitch another ride by stacking into each other with the camera wide].

BEAVIS: He-he-mmm-heh. (To Butt-Head) Uh, Butt-Head? Mmm-heh.

BUTT-HEAD: (To Beavis). Uh, yeah Beavis? Uh-huh-huh-huh-huh.

BEAVIS: (To Butt-Head) I had something to say. Heh-heh-heh.

BUTT-HEAD: (To Beavis) Ok, Fart-Knocker. Uh-huh-huh-huh-huh. Say it, dill-hole. Uh-huh-huh-huh-huh.

BEAVIS: (To Butt-Head) We look funny, mmm-heh. Are you sure this plan of yours could work? Heh. Because my body is aching. Mmmm-heh.

BUTT-HEAD: (To Beavis) Uh-huh-huh-huh. Suck it up, wuss. Uh-huh-huh-huh-huh. This will work, dude. Uh-huh-huh-huh-huh.

[Butt-Head and Beavis sees a car passing by].

BEAVIS: (To Butt-Head). Hey look, Butt-Head. Mmm-heh. Another vehicle is coming. Mmm-heh.

BUTT-HEAD: (To Beavis). I know that, imbecile. Uh-huh-huh-huh. Ok, here it comes. Uh-huh-huh-huh. Uh-huh-huh-huh. Get Ready to act natural so that we know we need a ride.

Scene Three

(A car is passing by. Once arriving, a female driver stops by to see two imbeciles on top on each other to hitch. She pulls over to the side of the road).

FEMALE DRIVER: (Thinks to herself) I still don't get why two morons are doing that. [To Beavis and Butt-Head] Say boys? Can I ask a comment or a question from you two?

BUTT-HEAD: (To Beavis) Woah, uh-huh-huh. It like work. Uh-huh-huh-huh. (To the Female Driver) Uh...we were like going to answer your comments if it's possible. Uh-huh-huh-huh-huh.

BEAVIS: (To Butt-Head) Yes, heh-heh. BOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! Mmm-heh-heh.

FEMALE DRIVER: (To Beavis and Butt-Head) Well, if you guys do hump with each other even if it involves premarital sex (giggle), you know drivers may think you are gay while hitching a ride.

BEAVIS: (To the Female Driver) Heh. Hey! No way. Mmm-heh. We are not gay! Heh-heh-mmm-heh.

FEMALE DRIVER: (To Beavis) Yes, you are. I can see you two doing that.

BEAVIS: Drat! Mmmm-heh-heh-heh. Dang! MMM-heh. (To Butt-Head) You see, Butt-Head, heh. I told you that was a bad idea.

[Butt-Head slaps Beavis to the face].

BEAVIS: (Felt that slep that Butt-Head did)

BUTT-HEAD: (To Beavis) Dammit, Beavis. I am trying to talk to the female driver. If you don't shut up, I will kick your ass! Uh-huh-huh-huh. (To the Female Driver) Uh-huh-huh-huh-huh. So where was I? Uh-huh-huh-huh. (Remembers) Oh yes. Uh-huh-huh-huhh. No way, Miss. Uh-huh-huh-huh. Now enough with some foolishness. Uh-huh-huh-huh. Can you like get us to our home? Uh-huh-huh-huh.

FEMALE DRIVER: (To the boys) OK. But first, what kind of land is it?

BUTT-HEAD: (To the female driver) Uh... What?

FEMALE DRIVER: (To the boys) What location are you headed?

BEAVIS: (To the Female Driver) MMM-heh. Uh, Highland.

FEMALE DRIVER: (To her GPS and checks). Let's see. Highland. Oh. Looks like this is it. Right?

[The Female Driver shows the GPS location to Beavis and Butt-Head].

BUTT-HEAD: (To the Female Driver) Yep. That's our place. Uh-huh-huh-huh.

BEAVIS: (To the Female Driver) Heh-mmm-mmm-heh. Can you like take us there? Mmm-heh.

FEMALE DRIVER: (Looks at them and agrees). Why sure. Hop Aboard.

BEAVIS: (To the female driver giving them access to her car). YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Heh-heh-mmm-heh.

BUTT-HEAD: Uh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh. Best Day Ever! [To the female driver] Thanks, miss. Uh-huh-huh-huh-huh.

[Both Beavis and Butt-Head enters the female driver's car].

FEMALE DRIVER: (Uses her GPS to provide the location for Highland, Texas). Next stop, Highland.

[The Female driver drives the boys to their Highland].

BUTT-HEAD: (To Beavis) Hey Beavis. Uh-huh-huh-huh. I think this lady is alright. Uh-huh-huh-huh. I think, I am going to get it on with her.

BEAVIS: (To Butt-Head) No way, Butt-head. Mmm-heh. We need to get to our location first. MMMM-Heh. We need to behave. Heh.

BUTT-HEAD: (To Beavis) You are right, Uh-huh-huh-huh. Behaving my self to getting it on. Uh-huh-huh.

BEAVIS: (To Butt-Head) Shut up, Bunghole. Mmm-heh.

[Closing to Beavis and Butt-head variant kicks in and fades to black when they are getting into a female driver's car].

NARRATOR: The End!