Komi-san wa Komyushou Desu is the creation and intellectual property of Oda Tomohito and Shueisha.
Special thanks to the Lawaifuteca Youtube channel for the inspiration.
La Waifuteca: The Fanfiction Series.
24- Komi Shouko.
When a person has extreme social anxiety, also known as sociophobia, they struggle to communicate with others. But take this into consideration: they only struggle to communicate. It doesn't mean that they don't want to form long lasting connections or friendships.
Well, at least until they actually do get to form long lasting connections or friendships and see how hollow they actually are.
The 100 Girlfriends who Love Rentarou and Komi Very, Very, Very, Very, Very, Very, Very, Very, Very, Very, Very, Very, Very, Very Much.
Tadano walked out of the school building, smiling under that bright sun.
"Ahhh, we fixed the preparations for the festival at last!" he said. "I wonder what's Komi doing...?"
Then he stopped, seeing Komi and a black haired boy with very thick black eyebrow standing before each other and staring into each other's eyes. A crackling line of electricity linked their pupils for a moment.
Komi looked aside, waved at Tadano, and walked away with the second boy, hand on hand.
Tadano bit on his lower lip and stomped on the dirt.
That night he was in bed with Onemine and Najimi.
"Wow," Onemine said very quietly, sharing the afterglow. "Najimi, I never thought you'd be a-"
Najimi smirked, an arm arching over Tadano's chest to close Onemine's mouth with a finger, very delicately.
"Please. Don't say it! You'll ruin it for the audience!"
Yamai was last seen trying to attack Shizuka. Rentarou's family and the Library Club will always deny knowledge of her whereabouts past that.
Shizuka is still somewhat traumatized.
Kocchi The Rock!
They stood before each other, with fixed open eyes, and trembling.
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Stammering. "...?"
At long last, Komi drew in a deep breath, gathered all of her courage, and spoke very very softly.
"S-S-Sorry, but... I th-think y-your music stinks..."
Bocchi shattered into so many pieces.
Executive Decisions.
"Okay, after a lot of careful consideration, I have settled on a staff for my Blue Mars Project platform," Negi reported. "Chisame, you will be my chief of advisors."
"How much will I be paid?" Chisame asked.
Negi rasped. "We'll discuss that later. Satomi, you're going to be my technical advisor."
"Just as long as I don't have to deal with that Godel creep at any times," Hakase told him.
Negi sighed. "No, Sextum will be the one dealing with him. Chachamaru, you are appointed as my secretary, and Haruka as my bodyguard."
Hakase blinked. "Why would she be your bodyguard when you are much more powerful than her?"
"That's not important. It's all about putting a tall, muscular babe who can look good in an uniform there as a public show of mojo," Chisame deadpanned.
"Babe!?" Haruka, Matoi and Yukino chorused.
"And you, Komi-san, will be my PR chief," Negi added.
Komi-senpai trembled intensely and her eyes grew very large and round while cat ears sprouted from her hair.
"... seriously?!" Yukino couldn't help saying.
"No, no, it's stupid genius!" Chisame said. "She doesn't even need to speak to have everyone eating out her hand! I can see it working, precisely because it's so dumb!"
Matoi, without missing a beat or even blinking, blocked Yamai's knife with her own before it could reach Chisame. Everyone only looked at them blandly, for a moment, before moving on.
Planet of the Komis.
Tadano put his phone down, and hummed thoughtfully about what he'd just read.
"Najimi," he asked her (?) "Do you believe in aliens?"
"Um?" Najimi looked at him, still chewing on her (?) melon bread. "Ah, you're talking about the Tomobiki sightings! No, why would I? Think about it, Tadano-kun! If aliens were real, and they could come here anytime they wanted to, and they are so superior to us, why wouldn't they show up directly? Just land those UFOs already, right?!"
"Well, there could be many reasons," Tadano said. "They might be running a hand off surveillance, or they might be vulnerable to our germs, or- or-"
Then both of them looked towards Komi, who just sat there, very still and wide eyed, eating her own melon bread in delicate small bites.
Up, up, up in the sky, through several atmospheric layers, in the confines of outer space, a large saucer shaped ship hovered.
Inside, several strikingly beautiful young women with long black hair and very fair skin, wearing tiger striped bikinis, looked at each other with very wide and round open eyes. They fretted together in a nervous silence, and then sped away, embarrassed, to hover over the Atlantic Ocean instead.
Komi-sama: Love is War.
Kaguya smiled placidly. "It was then when I realized that you would be the ideal person to ask for guidance on such a subject. And it's not like you'll talk about it with anyone..."
Komi shook her head desperately and trembled.
Kaguya chuckled very tenderly, with half open eyes. Terrifying lovely eyes. "So, how does one get someone to confess everlasting love for one without doing anything about it...?"
Komi hiccuped, choked on her nerves, and fainted back.
"Oh," Kaguya said. "That sounds like a reasonable strategy!"
Chika and Najimi walked in happily, hand on hand. "Vice-President!" Chika said. "Remember Najimi-chan, our mutual childhood friendship? Well, she just transferred in from- Why have you killed that person, Vice-President!?"
"I'm gone, see you another day much later!" Najimi quickly edged back the way they'd come from.
Bad Companies.
"—and then I told him 'No, but you are making everything around her uglier!'" Yamai Ren finished her anecdote, and she and the girls in her surrounding fanclub laughed. Then her phone rang. "Excuse me, it must be from Komi-sa—"
Then her jaw hung loose at the message she'd just received.
Hey u fukkin stalker ure such an annoyance U think urself such hot shit but ur just an eyesore who cant get a hint What a simp lol
Elsewhere in the Festival, Tadano Hitohito walked back to Komi's side, holding a large cone of ice cream in each hand.
"Sorry I took so long, Komi-san, that was a really long line!" Then he blinked and smiled, seeing Komi standing face to face with one Otonashi Meru, both of them diligently working on their cellphones. "Oh, you made a new friend! And she's teaching you how to be more at ease with texting, I see!"
En conclusion: En realidad prefiero a su mama.