You see despite the fact I was raised in the bible belt there's one thing close friends know about me. I'm a degenerate. If you looked through my saved fanfics you would find a fair bit of destiel fanfiction, and the second I saw that shiny supernatural world I knew, I was going to turn subtext into a fuckin declaration! Oh, and maybe save their world and keep dean alive and stuff…but yeah mostly I'm doing this for gay fanfiction.

Still despite the fact that I said that I was magically weak. that didn't mean I couldn't do some horrifying things with magic. Case in point what I'm about to do right now to start my plan to conquer the supernatural world and get a new god on my side, and have a canon destiel ship, can't forget that. Before we go into my crimes against humanity, I do have to explain my plan since I'm pretty sure my joke about gay fanfiction might have confused a few people.

(Skip this chapter if you haven't watched supernatural season 16 and don't want spoilers.)

You see there is a method to my madness. While I am intending to put Castiel inside a female body almost solely for the destiel ship… the ship isn't soley for amusement, you see with how close cas and dean are if cas was a chick they would be fucking. That's just a solid fact of the supernatural universe dean and sam are both monster fuckers in the end. So how do I get Castiel to turn on his father, and take out my biggest threat in the supernatural universe. Simple I make him a her get her to fall in love with dean, and then show her how much of a threat her father is to dean. Why do I have to turn castiel into a chick to get her to fall in love with dean….because unfortunately despite what my fanfiction addiction says, in the series it's pretty cut and dry that dean is straighter than an jihadist's dick at a sheep market. So For my plan to work I have to offer him a way to take out the side of heaven that wants the appocolypse, which as a totally unintentional side effect will turn him into a her, ill offer this help after dean dumps Lisa when he turns into a vampire, yes I'm unfortunately not going to help with that. Helping cas hopefully without popping the lock box open on purgatory and keeping Charlie away from the Winchesters, she must be protected, everyone who knows or loves the Winchester will always die as long as chuck is in the picture. And I doubt cas is going to go nuclear right away and take the fuck out…especially since its going to be damn near impossible for her to do so.

Either way enough talking time to make a body.

Enochian magic: lvl (MAX)
magic relating to angels, and other higher beings.

So that's pretty damn vague about what it can do but let me explain. Basically, with this, I can not only manipulate angels, and gods, but I can also increase the strength of whatever their power runs off of. This will be useful for If I ever end up in a dxd world as well since if I end up 8 years before canon there as well, I can make bank from reincarnating humans into angels. And since the devil method would actually still work better, I don't run the risk of fuckin up their peace treaty…. if canon survives that long. Let's be honest I'm not expecting that world to survive my shenanigans. Next was probably my most creepy purchase and foray into magic yet!

Golem magic: lvl(MAX)
Magic used for creating artificial bodies.

First, I used 100,000 of my coupons for a lock of jimmy Novack, aka castile's destined vessel, hair! Along with a box set of the entire supernatural series, and all the element components that make up a human female's body, also 8 pounds of skin, and a human female's skeleton. Yes, this was stuff I was horrified to find is bought in bulk by the warehouse. And 4 5000 mana capacity magical batteries. So, I'm going to be honest this was honestly one of the creepiest and most disturbing forays into magic I had done yet.

First using my own blood, I was to paint an alchemic circle on the ground with either 2 circles for 10,000 mana capacity mana batteries, 4 circles for 4 5000 mana capacity mana batteries, or 6 2500 mana capacity mana batteries. Setting the magical batteries in the circles I was to lay the skeleton in the center of the circle on top of the sheet of flesh. Using a paintbrush and my own blood I was to write the animation runes on the joints of the skeleton, that was not staying in one piece at all. Thankfully my telekinesis managed to hold it together enough that I'm pretty sure the ritual will work right. placing containers of hydrogen, nitrogen, carbon, calcium, and phosphorus thankfully I don't have a brother here and my mom's still alive back on earth, because I'm getting super worried about how close this body creation ritual is to the intro to full metal alchemist. Anyways the rituals supposed to pull the trace elements out of the air as well as the majority of the oxygen needed, now all I need to do is add that genetic material, I put the lock of jimmy Novak's hair in the center with the flesh and skeleton. I placed my hands on the circle and started the processes, and it was a fuckin horror show, an electric red light lit up the skeleton as the containers were drained mixing with the flesh into a pseudo stem cell like material and wrapping around the body, blood pouring out of the gaps that weren't yet closed, shooting out of the half-formed arteries, the smell burned my nose as it was almost like sewage, and iron mixed in a horrible dance. As the body started to form you could tell from first glance there was no life there, thankfully the body finally solidified the eyes closed and the golem dropped like I sack of potatoes. Quickly I bought a couple of machines that are supposed to keep a body alive without higher brain function, I lost another 50,000 essence. Once I had the body hooked up to the breathing machines, with an iv for fluids and a feeding tube down the throat. I moved on the next part of my horrifying Frankenstein abomination. An artificial soul.

This one was actually a little bit easier. It only cost me another 50,000 essences from my voucher. And required the last two magics id been able to master in the last 4 days.

Soul binding: Lvl (MAX)
Magic that binds souls to objects or other beings.

Soul Manipulation: Lvl (MAX)
Magic that can manipulate or harvest the energy of souls.

Of course, neither of these can be used to do what I need to do alone. I have to use my spell editing skill. To create a new ritual, as well as mixing/ bastardizing these two forms of soul magic. Thankfully it appears it was successful. If only barely the skill was the best I could do now and it would only increase by creating souls something I had no real intention of doing ever again in the first place. Seriously I'll probably be roped into fixing Sam's soul but I will not create a new one.

Soul creation: lvl 1
A skill jealously guarded by gods, and magicians alike. Very few can learn soul creation, even fewer can do it properly
10% possibility of creating a soul

A ten percent chance. That's far better than I was hoping for I bought enough reagents to do the ritual 10 times, according to math I'm bound to get what I want at least once. Now souls were energy containers that contained a large amount of spiritual energy. The spiritual energy they generated is used by the mind in a kind of metabolic process which creates a conscience. In some humans in the supernatural world this creates mana in the body instead of a consciousness its while you find that most witches or wizards in the series are sociopaths, they don't have a conscience and they're desensitized to murder blood and gore because of how easy it is to both do and get away with such things. The more I learn about souls the more I'm sure that humans were never supposed to have access to magic in the supernatural worlds. At best they were supposed to gain magic from selling their souls to demons rather than their bodies creating mana themselves, as the worlds leylines are shut off. Something I'm sure chuck did intentionally to keep human's dependent on him to insure they weren't overrun by the monsters. Anyways unfortunately this ritual wasn't as interesting as the golem creation, I just bough spiritual energy batteries considering I didn't bother buying the skill books to learn spiritual energy control, and I have no real reason to do so after I finish building this soul. Using mana to try to grab ahold of the spiritual energy, from the batteries and form it into a soul I find that a horrible idea as a damn near detonate myself and my workshop. Quickly the soot is cleaned up but the batteries for my first try are fried. I do the same over and over again until I reach my sixth try.

Soul creation leveled up

Soul creation: lvl 2
A skill jealously guarded by gods, and magicians alike. Very few can learn soul creation, even fewer can do it properly
20% possibility of creating a soul

Finally I was able to gently guide the spiritual energy with the mana managing to keep the two energy sources apart (apparently if you mix mana and spiritual energy you get boom…who knew?) as the spiritual energy started swirling I thought this was it until.

BOOM!

The proto soul detonated and threw me across the roomif I were anywhere but my store right now id be dead, the store everything is destroyed…..it quickly starts to piece itself together and I feel my heart restart I though id have to rebuy my merchandise and rebuild my shelves.

Going back to my work station I wearily look at the last of the batteries ive got enough materials left for 4 more tried, but honestly I'm kind of pissed right now. I grab all of the batteries the fact that I'm invincible is egging me on as well and ive got enough to buy more if this doesn't work but if it's going to be a boom it's going to be a big one, every single bit of my mana leaves my bodies pushed into my telekinesis skill. Wrapping around the left over spiritual batteries, gently but firmly grasping the wisps I start spinning them all into a circle like the ransengan building them on top of each other more and more until I've got something that looks like one of Naruto odama rasengans , I use my mana and start trying to crush in to a tighter ball not allow my mana to mix with it at all I'm sweating buckets as this thing more and more tightly packed its blazing like an inferno and brighter than the brightest flashlight every shined into my eyes, it's somehow easier to control the more power that exists inside it but the issue is the soul isn't crystalizing like its supposed to the spiritual energy is supposed to grab onto itself and become a tightly wound sphere, I sigh part of me thinks it needs to be in a body to form correctly, but if I'm wrong I'm about to nuke 100,000 essence out of existence. I bring the tightly wound ball to the body and use what's left of my mana to bind the ball inside the body.

"Cough…cough cough. Cough!" I hear the woman on the table start coughing gagging on the tube down her throat I pull it out disconnect all the machine except for the ones monitoring her vitals, there's a brightness to the eyes now, an…intellect. The young lady looks at me confused, that is until I pull a syringe out of my inventory I jam it in her kneck knocking her out almost instantly with a fast acting sleeping potion.

Then after I set the IV back up I start hooping and hollering.

"I MADE A SOUL! TAKE THAT CHUCK, YOU WON'T STOP ME FROM INVADING YOUR UNIVERSE AND BREAKING YOUR TOYS!"

"MN" the body moves, and I instantly give it more sleeping potion

"Stay the hell asleep I can't have you developing a personality before I shove an angel in you."

This is going to be troublesome.