Dance in the Vampire Bund is the creation and intellectual property of Tamaki Nozomu and Media Factory.

Special thanks to the Lawaifuteca Youtube channel for the inspiration.

La Waifuteca: The Fanfiction Series.

10- Mina Tepes.

Measurements:

Bust: Very flat as in her child form. Very busty in her adult form. No one has dared taking her measurements.

Waist: Very narrow in either form.

Hips: Very flat as in her child form. Very gifted in her adult form. No one has dared taking her measurements.

Age:

Over 400 years old.

Height:

114 cm in her child form.

165 cm in her adult form.

Weight:

Unknown.

Eyes:

Crimson.

Hair:

Blonde.

What's the Deal with Mina Tepes?

The Petite Princess of the vampire nation, who has established an independent island for vampires off the coast of Japan, the Bund. Pragmatic but good intentioned, Mina looks for peaceful coexistence between vampires and humans.

Depending on the continuity, either Kaburagi Akira Regendorf, Ookuchi Akira or Takano Akira is her sworn protector, and the subject of her romantic interest.

She might have some secret arrangement with Tsukino Usagi/Princess Serenity, probably achieved from tricking Usagi with chocolate.

Untitled.

Nanami leaned closer, opened her mouth, and drew her fangs closer to Yuzuru's neck.

When she was about to bite him, Akira shouted "WAIT!"

Nanami, Yuzuru, Mina and Vera stared at him. "What?" Nanami asked, somewhat annoyed.

"You can't bite him yet!" Akira said.

"Why not?" Yuzuru asked. "I want to be with Oneechan."

"You still can be with her being human!" Akira said. "We'll talk with your parents!"

"But I also want to be an unstoppable, immortal engine of vampiric destruction," Yuzuru said matter of factly. Nanami blinked.

"You'll be stuck in a child's form if she bites you now!" Akira said. "Wait for puberty!"

"But I want my shota," Nanami said. "Is that wrong at all?"

"Actually..." Vera began, then zipped her mouth up.

"You won't ever have any erections! Not the real good ones, the kind you can only experience after puberty!" Akira told him. "You'll regret that for the rest of your unlife!"

Yuzuru frowned. "...?"

"You have no idea yet but after a few years you'll know what you'll be missing on!" Akira said. "Trust me, boy!"

Yuzuru raised an eyebrow.

Akira sighed and played that card. "If you never grow up, you'll never reach for the candies on the upper shelf on your own!"

Yuzuru paled starkly and then told Nanami "Please, let's wait, Oneechan!"

Nanami scowled and told Mina, "Please, Princess, convince him to do it now!"

"I can't!" Mina tossed her hands up. "Akira's got a point, it's a bother changing every time I want to reach for those candies!"

Dance in the Toy Bund.

She sat back and smiled as she listened to them. "Please get ready, Your Majesty, we are going live in five, four, three-"

But then all the screens in the studio, instead, flashed with the image of a plastic cowboy directly addressing the audience.

"Howdy, partners," he said. "I'm Woody, Supreme Sheriff of the Toy Race. For many centuries we have lived among you, posing as nothing but lifeless playthings, but starting tonight, we will be coexisting with you, no longer as objects to be used and then discarded, but rather, as your friends... and equals. To all toys in the world who wish so, you can come with us, to live in the island we have just bought for our species, built out of LEGO blocks in the Japanese sea. A bund where toys everywhere can lead their public lives peacefully, happily. You've got a friend in us..."

Mina Tepes stared lividly at the screens relaying the message that was right now being broadcast to all of Japan and then the world as a whole, open mouthed and silent until an attendant asked nervously, "Hime-sama? What, what are we supposed to do after this..."

Mina sighed and began unbuttoning her top down, kicking the shoes off. "Well, there's only one way I can make my message more attention catching now..."

Vampire Princess Miyu.

Miyu Edelfelt nodded, and squeezed Mina Tepes' small hand. "Yes, you heard me well, Illya-chan," she told her longtime partner. "I'm sorry, but I can't return your feelings. I'll marry Mina-chan instead..."

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Illya screamed.

In the end, Illya married Vera instead, and Shirou married Akira.

"I think," Mimi lectured, "that girls should love girls, and boys should love boys!"

Shine On, You Crazy Chocolate.

"No, Princess, this is wrong." Negi kept the chocolate at arm's lenght. "Think about Akira-san!"

"Um, actually, he's not with me right now," the tiny blonde said. "I mean, obviously he's not here with me right now, but-"

"Oh, I know," Chisame said. "You're the other Mina-Himesama, aren't you? The false one, what's her name..."

"Katie Maurice," the blonde deadpanned. "It's... It's not quite as simple."

"How so?" Negi asked.

The blonde sighed. "Recently, the Princess and I were fighting, then made a drinking bet involving beer gifted to the Bund by Skuld's cousin Thor. That is, unless I am the Princess. Regardless, we got very drunk on that otherworldly liquor, then teamed up to battle Psycho-Man and the Molecule Man, who were attacking the island."

"What a Marvelous story," Negi said, impressed.

Mina or Katie glared at him. "... you aren't funny at all. They shot us with a combined blast and when the smoke cleared we were unable of telling who was who, as our memories and life esences were scrambled! We fought for the throne and Akira, but as we were evenly matched I graciously declined for everyone's sake. Now shut up and take the chocolate."

"Well, you must be Lady Katie then," Negi reasoned, accepting the hopefully not homemade chocolate. "The real Mina Tepes would have had such strong emotions for Akira-san that she would never throw the fight."

"I suppose you are right!" Mina shrugged.

"Orrrrrr," Chisame said, "maybe you were subconsciously tired of Akira-senpai and your duties and let her have them?"

Mina slammed a foot on Chisame's. "Be quiet, will you?!"

Conclusion: Mucho cuidadito con donde pones la estaca.