Mahou Sensei Negima! is the creation and intellectual property of Akamatsu Ken and Kodansha.
Special thanks to the Lawaifuteca Youtube channel for the inspiration.
La Waifuteca: The Fanfiction Series.
12- Kakizaki Misa.
Measurements:
Bust: 82 cm.
Waist: 58 cm.
Hips: 84 cm.
Age:
15 years old.
Height:
165 cm.
Weight:
64.6 kg.
Eyes:
Brown.
Hair:
Violet.
What's the Deal with Kakizaki Misa?
Negi's fourth Pactio partner. A wordly, fashionable girl usually only worried about money and boys with good looks until she started caring about Negi and began taking things more seriously. She still retains a 'party girl' personality, and is ferociously competitive with Ayaka, Misora, Haruka and Chisame in their competition for Negi's attentions.
Misa is a cheerleader and an excellent singer, and is seen by the Mahora student body as one of the most desired girls in campus, granting her the social status of a widely admired Queen Bee. However, within Negi's Ala Alba, she doesn't get a lot of respect. Misa's Pactio consists of a set of throwing light needles, able of piercing through nearly everything. Those needles, upon impacting a living being, have the effect of lightening up their spirits, inducing nearly mindless glee, most often conveyed through uncontrollable laughter. Misa's father is a show business enterpriser knowledgeable about the world of magic.
She is the 3-A girl Akamatsu Ken, Negima!'s author, has said he'd like dating the best, so that's got to be worth something.
Tales from Negi's, er, Collective.
Her phone rang through the darkness.
Blinking out of her nice dreams, Misa reached out with a groan. Sakurako still slept blissfully in the bunk over hers, and Madoka across the bedroom. Not many would have guessed that, out of all three of them, Misa was the only one who wasn't a heavy sleeper, but even Misa hd her own share of surprises past the appearances.
She finally found the ringing phone in the nightstand's drawer and groaned into it. "Hello? This better be good..."
"Misa-chan, it's me."
She grimaced. "Taisuke, why the hell are you calling me this late?"
"I needed to, but I was too busy... doing important things..." his voice said.
"You just wanted to wait 'til your roommate was asleep," Misa accused with a tired yawn.
"Hey, Itou can be a pest when he wants to, and-"
"I told you already, Taisuke, it isn't going to happen," the girl snapped. "I have a new boyfriend!"
"Already?!"
"What are you implying with that? And why should I pin over you? You should be happy, now you can pursue that Katsura girl freely!"
"Who is that?"
"Do you take me for some sort of idiot? I've heard all about that Katsura airhead, the rich girl you-"
"No, no, I mean, who is he?! Don't tell me it's Death Glasses, you all have this weird torch for him as if he were such hot sh-"
"Screw you, taking me for an Asuna? That's the worst thing you've ever done to me! Go fuck yourself, I don't want to see you ever again!"
And she slammed the phone back into the drawer, pushing it closed.
Sawanaga Taisuke sat on his bed perfectly still and blinked very slowly.
In the bed across the room, Itou Makoto opened his large brown eyes. "I thought I heard Kotonoha-san's name being ment-?"
Taisuke absently tossed the phone on his head.
The next morning, Sakurako and Madoka noticed Misa's eyes were somewhat reddened and swollen.
They were smart enough to not mention it.
A Return to Fate Unequal Order.
They all sat around the beach, gathered in a wide circle surrounding the gigantic campfire. And under a starry sky.
Negi served himself another slice of juicy meat. "It's really delicious. Who cooked it?"
Jeanne pointed at the black haired Rider. "Lady Martha did!"
"What kind of meat it is?" Chisame asked. "At least now I'm relieved it won't be anything disgusting. A saint would't poison us."
Martha smiled. "You do know that I can summon Tarasque over and over even after he's killed in battle, right?"
They all looked at their plates. "It's not actually disgusting..." Chisame decided after a long pause. "But even so..."
"It is inhuman," Misa said. Nonetheless helping herself another plateful. "I mean, it's a direct attack on my diet, Martha-san!"
A Brief Return to The Keys of the Kingdom!
Misa appeared at her doorstep, brush in hand and looking as gorgeously youthful as ever.
"Raps-chan...!" she sing sang happily. "It's that time of the day...!"
Rapunzel sighed and threw her long golden hair back. "Very well..."
Misa gleefully sat behind her and began combing her, singing melodically.
"Flower, gleam and glow
Let your power shine
Make the clock reverse
Bring back what once was mine
Heal what has been hurt
Change the Fates' design
Save what has been lost
Bring back what once was mine
What once was mine."
Misa then stood back and left the room waving. "Thank you, Raps-chan! You're a dearie...!"
"Yes, yes..." Rapunzel returned to her book, only to have Konoka and Setsuna showing up moments after.
"Oh, Raps-chan...!" Konoka cooed. "We're due for our dose...!"
Rapunzel sighed and threw her hair back again.
Forty three years of this, already. Why had she escaped Mother, again?
Ah, yes. The sex was still great, she supposed.
Love and Pride.
Madoka came back from another afternoon with the SOS Brigade. She spotted Misa splayed on their couch, seemingly depressed. That was a very rare sight.
"What happened to her?" Madoka asked Shiina.
Sakurako shrugged. "Today, she saw Bookstore singing."
"She... She sings even better than I!" Misa whined. "I can't forgive her that!"
"What? Misa, that's not like you!" Madoka said. "True, you may be petty, grudge prone, egocentric and selfabsorbed..."
Misa groaned but did not argue the point.
"But you'd never let something like that keep you down!" Madoka finished. "You wouldn't be like this even if Bookstore started targeting Negi romantically!"
"Of course I wouldn't, that, I could cope with," Misa said soberly. "I know I'm more beautiful, and even if I weren't, fair is fair, we met him the same day at the same time. I can deal with competing with the Vice Prez, and she only met Negi-kun much later! But-"
"But?" Madoka folded her arms.
Misa stood up, put a hand on her own heart, and stated very seriously, "But music is different, because we are talking about my first love here!"
Some Things Never Change.
"I'm sorry we took so long, Misa, Madoka-san," Negi bowed. "You must have suffered a lot there..."
Misa sniffled. "Yes, thank you for understanding, Negi-kun! It broke my heart, seeing Madoka being exploited that hard for my sake!"
The rest of the girls and Rito stared at Kugimiya.
Madoka gave a very long and exhausted sigh. "Tosaka-san didn't care that much about who did the work, as long as it was done..."
Chisame looked back at Negi. "It's not too late yet, you know. We still can head back, return Kakizaki, and keep Kugimiya!"
The Love Connection.
"Miss Kakizaki?" the man asked, approching her behind the stage.
"Springfield-Kakizaki. Yes, that's me. How may I help you?" Misa asked. "Do you want an autograph? My fee is-"
"I represent the intellectual interests of Mashima Music Records," the man said sharply. "It's been brought to our attention that your band has been doing covers of several of our artists through this tour. I come to present you with a cease and desist order plus a-"
"Ah, it's just that? Wait a moment." Misa pulled her phone out. "Ayaka? Yeah, it's me, who else could it be? Listen, why don't you buy Mashima Music Records and I'll pay you by month's end? Oh, it's that big. Fine. Fine, I'll be paying you through the year! We've been racking in the tour and my investments have been paying off, you know that! 'Kay. Love you! Bye!"
She put the phone down. "That's Yukihiro Ayaka, my co-wife since we're both married to Prince Negi of Ostia. Now you work for me, and I've got to tell you that I don't like your attitude or tone."
"I hope that doesn't mean I am terminated and I am to be replaced."
"Goodness, no! That attitude and that tone are exactly what I need. I need you to go after Afterschool Tea Time and 2-B Pencils, they've been doing covers of our songs without asking first..."
En conclusion: A la porrista hay que pasarle revista.