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La Waifuteca: The Fanfiction Series.
14- Chun Li Zhang.
Measurements:
Bust: 88 cm.
Waist: 59 cm.
Hips: 83 cm.
Age:
Secret information accesible exclusively through the files of the Chinese police.
Height:
165 cm.
Weight:
Secret information accesible exclusively through the files of the Chinese police.
Eyes:
Brown.
Hair:
Black.
What's the Deal with Chun Li Zhang?
The Zhang surname comes from Street Fighter: The Movie, so it's dubiously canonical, but hey, better a secondary canon surname than no surname. When you're a kid you're told "This is Ryu" and you just ask "Ryu Who?" Or is that just the kind of kid I was?
Since a very early childhood, Chun Li wanted to be a detective of the Chinese police, like her father, Dorai, who also owned a dojo and was friends with Gen and Lee. When she achieved her dream job, one of the first missions she was assigned had to do with the disappearance of her father, who had been investigating the organization Shadaloo. Isn't that too much pressure for a novice detective?
Once M. Bison, leader of Shadaloo, was eliminated, Chun Li began a new mission to help a young child, Li-Fen, find those responsible for the deaths of her parents, Gill's Brotherhood.
Chun Li created her own fighting technique mixing styles of Kung Fu. She mostly relies on powerful kicks from her robust, powerful legs. She also has a rather useless fireball attack.
Chun Li's Album of Female Street Fighters!
Is This Justice?
"Finally, I did it, Father!" Chun Li beamed, standing right outside the police station. "I arrested Bison, bringing him to justice…!"
Bison walked out past her, surrounded by two lawyers.
"The bail was surprisingly low! See you later, Officer!"
Chun Li blinked after him.
"Maybe you should try fighting him atop a skyscraper," Mai commiserated, patting her back as Chun sniffed. "It worked for Terry…!"
Yo Yoga!
"You won honorable and quite fairly," Dhalsim said. "You may have any gift of your choice from my limited capacities, should you wish for that."
"Meaning?" Chun Li said.
"You are to receive answers on any of the great mysteries of human existence, made clear by the wisdom of Yoga," Dhalsim said. "What is vexing your life, woman? What would you ask for—"
Chun Li pointed at one of the elephants in the hallroom. "I want one of those!"
Dhalsim blinked. "What."
"You said 'any wish from your choice'…!" Chun Li said.
"But these elephants aren't even mine. I rent this place so the villagers may park their elephants here!"
Chun Li pouted. "Oh."
In the end, Dhalsim gve her a toy elephant, crafted by his wife.
It was something.
Street Fighter VII.
"It's time to finish this!" Rainbow Mika said happily. "Flying Peach!"
Big Bear smiled widely, closed his eyes, and stood his ground.
Mika then tossed a Princess Peach doll at his face.
He blinked. "What was that!"
She shrugged. "Censorship doesn't let me do the butt attack anymore! Sorry…"
Big Bear looked disappointed.
"But I can give you another kind of special…" she said.
He smiled, nodded, and closed his eyes.
She threw an actual peach at his face.
What is the Truth.
Who had, actually, killed her father?
There'd been Cammy, who had kidnapped him and taken him to Bison. Had she actually murdered him too? Cammy could not remember and she'd been brainwashed at the time, so it was pointless hating her now.
There'd been Vega, Bison's top assassin. He'd gone back and forth on whether he'd killed him or not, and he was certainly despicable anyway.
There was Bison, of course, who had ordered the kidnapping and probably done the deed with his bare hands. Just like Vega, he'd claimed both doing it himself and delegating it to Vega or Cammy, and just like Vega, he couldn't be trusted on saying the truth.
Bison was the one at ultimate fault and so the one to hate in any instance.
And even so, it bothered Chun Li.
She'd never get full closure.
"You've got to live with that." Colonel Guile had told her.
That was the only truth in all of that ugly affair.
Act your Age.
Chun Li began jumping up and down and waving happily. "Yatta!"
From the ground, Kimberly watched her in disgust.
"For the love of—How old are you, anyway?"
Chun Li stopped laughing and skipping.
"Not old enough to be unable to kick your ass, apparently," she said.
"So is Gen, and you don't see him skipping like a kid!"
"I'd tell you you'll understand by Street Fighter XII, but let's be honest, you'll be forgotten by then and I'll be part of the starting lineup…"
Toxic Relationship.
A.K.I., Poison Ivy and Hassan of Serenity lay together naked in a bed.
"Sex isn't as amazing as I'd expected," Serenity mused aloud quietly.
Eye of the Dragon.
Chun Li and Ryu fought at close quarters in the streets of Wuhan.
"Kya kya kya!" she said, tossing rapid blows at him. Ryu tried to dodge aside, but only moved his head enough so that one of the spikes in her bracelets sank into one of his eyesockets.
"AAAHH!" Ryu said, taking his hand to his eye.
"Oh my gosh, I'm sorry, sorry, I didn't mean to!" she said. "Are you okay!? Are you fine!?"
"—and that's how I lost it," the eye patched Ryu finished his story.
He frowned at his opponent. "What's so funny?"
Sagat kept on snickering. "Nothing."
Deleted Street Fighter II Scene.
In their search for Street Fighters to recruit, Guile and Chun Li approached Blanka's dock, where the local was fighting E. Honda.
"This breaks my suspension of disbelief," Chun Li said.
"What's so weird about a green skinned mutant shooting electricity versus a Kabuki Yokozuna?" Guile smiled.
Chun Li pointed at the tree. "I mean that! A giant anaconda so close to so many villagers and nobody's killing it!"
"They aren't even freaking out, and there are children standing right there," Guile agreed with a hum.
The snake looked at the camera. "Yeah, what's about that anyway?"
The anaconda will return as a DLC for the next season of Street Fighter 6. Stay tuned!
En conclusion, a esta mona china se le come lo que cocina.