This is the fifth one-shot of a series of one-shots where I will write one Harry Potter weight gain one-shot for every day of the month of October.
The prompt list itself is right here, credit to fffandever on Furaffinity: https/view/58049281/
So here is the first day's one shot, with the prompt, "Tale".
Note, any bolded test in the story section is Luna's narration.
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The REAL Story of Hansel and Gretal
May 1st, 1999
9:00 PM
The Rook, The Lovegood Home
It was time to go to bed for Luna Lovegood-Granger-Potter, she made her way down from the printing press to her bedroom where her husband and wife were waiting for her. Out of all the things in the wizarding world, threeway relationships aren't all that taboo due to the low birth rates in Magical England, what was odd was who they were. Hermione Granger and Harry Potter were struggling to share space on the rook's admittedly small bed frame. Ginny and Ron Weasley were horrible cheaters, luckily the two were able to kindle a mutual affection for Luna after the divorce proceedings.
"Hey Luna, any idea when the new home will be ready?" Harry asked, he was shirtless but wore boxers underneath the quilt he was struggling to share with Hermione.
"This bedspace is absolutely atrocious for three people, let alone two!" Hermione said as she also opted to go topless tonight with a pair of panties under her half of the quilt she was struggling to share.
Luna smiled at her lovers, she was a busty D-Cup and wore a nearly transparent sky blue nightgown that accentuated her pregnant baby bump. She walked onto the bed with a thick book with a lavender cover and hot pink outlining in her left hand. She nestled between her husband and wife and smiled at them as she opened up the book.
"Oh quit your fussing. Our new home will have plenty of space for you two and our child to grow in." Luna said as she made herself comfortable on the softness.
"In fact, I'm thinking of introducing them to some literature early just in case they take after Hermione." Luna said as she rubbed her belly.
"But Harry got you pregnant. Not me." Hermione said.
"I mean it was all of us doing each other, to be fair." Harry said.
"I'm thinking of telling them some good old fashioned children's stories. How about Hansel and Gretal?" Luna asked.
Hermione and Harry liked the idea so nodded. Luna smiled and opened up the book to recite one of the many fairy tales she grew up on.
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"We start our story long, long, long ago in Medieval Bavaria. There lived a family of four muggles: a drunken woodchopper, his nag of a wife, and their two children Hansel and Gretel."
"The eighteen year old Hansel had blond flowy locks with lederhosen, and his twin sister had long blond hair braided into pigtails with a dirndl on. Their clothes were patched up and looked worn down. Their pale faces were gaunt to the point of looking like bone. And they could barely lift up an ax to chop down wood for pocket change."
"You useless leeches!" Yelled their father who was likely to beat them again.
"You do nothing and yet we feed you! Well no more!" Said the greedy woodcutter who ate most of the food himself.
"He grabbed the two of them by the rings of their necks and dragged them out to the woods with a loaf of bread. He dragged them into the woods and left them there in the middle of sunset, hoping that the bears, wolves, or Slobbering Hijinks would eat them alive."
"Brother, how shall we find our way home?" Gretel asked.
"We must leave behind a trail of breadcrumbs." Hansel answered.
"Are you a fool?! We need that for food!" Gretel barked back as she bit down into the loaf of bread,
"Ironically, her and her brother devouring the bread left behind a trail of crumbs. The siblings made their way towards the other end of the forest when an incredible smell wafted into their noses. They ran towards it like hungry dogs and saw that it was an entire cottage made out of gingerbread, frosting, candies and all manner of decadent treats neither of the two could dream of having eaten."
"Is this real?" Asked Gretel, only to be cut off by the sound of something being bitten.
"Ish real awwight! Real dewishush!" Hansel said as he bit and started chewing on one of the peppermint fences.
"And just like that, the two started to eat as much as they could manage. Buttons popped, stitching ripped, and their stomachs swelled up to the size of a bludger. The two sluggishly sat down as they took turns biting out of a gingerbread doormat. Only for the door behind them to open up."
"The two paled as they saw a tall figure, a witch with platinum blonde hair and creamy butter-smooth skin. The two were mortified at the thought of this being a witch, I mean she had the hat, the broom, and even a tubby black cat lounging around behind her. As they waited for what fate was to befall them with bated breath, the witch became happy..."
"Oh company!" The witch said as she pulled the two inside.
"Inside the modest yet lavish candy cabin, she offered them all sorts of homemade treats. She led them to a sitting room where the two were sitting down and they talked to the witch. This was a witch named Ginger, she was a baker who had lived out in the middle of these woods for 20 years. Hearing their plight and neglectful father, as well as lack of nutrition, she offered to let them stay for as long as they wanted… a few months later the two were utterly massive!"
"Hey… does this candy taste funny to you?" Asked an immobilized Hansel, the nude German was huffing and puffing as he licked his fingers of chocolate.
His equally fat sister bit down on a human sized gingerbread man who bore a striking resemblance to her father.
"Yeah, but it tastes so much better like this." Gretel said as she bit down on the gingerbread man's head.
"Okay good… I thought I was the only one." Hansel said as he bit into a gingerbread dog.
"Unbeknownst to either, Ginger was fattening them up by feeding them her candy. Which was in actuality another object turned into candy wuh magic: houses, furniture, animals, plants, even people all ended up inside of the two greedy Germans. Eventually the two became too massive to never even consider leaving the cottage, where they lived happily ever after..."
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Luna closed the book and smiled as she finished the story, a childhood classic if there ever was one.
"And what did you all think of that?" She asked.
Hermione was absolutely floored at such a dark twist to that story that not even Brothers Grimm could conceive. Harry was disturbed that that was a children's story, then again apparently the stories within Beetle and the Bard were basically mother goose for wizards.
"Luna, that is the most asinine version of that story I've ever heard." Hermione said as she stretched as best as she could in these cramped conditions.
"Are you sure that's the kind of story you should be reading to our kids?" Harry asked, concerned.
"My father read this to me all the time as a child, and I've turned out alright haven't I?" Luna asked with a smirk on her face as she got up.
She walked off to the kitchen and returned with two large gingerbread men. One was of a woman with long red frosting for hair, she was dressed up like a quidditch star with a look of horror on her face. The other was of a man with orange frosting for hair dressed up like an auror with a similar look of horror on his face. They both had dimples of gumdrops and had various other candy decals.
"Reading the story would at least give me an excuse to make you two these~…" Luna said as she used her wand to levitate them over to her partners.
"Well… I guess I could eat." Harry said.
"Just don't get any on the quilt. I don't want crumbs in my bust." Hermione said crankily.
Harry removed the quilt revealing that the two were massive! They were easily 700lbs at minimum, and would likely have a hard time moving around. Both were pear shaped with decent amounts of chest fat in boobs and moobs alike. Now THIS was the Lovegood absurdity of their relationship, not the polyamory or the fact it's two members of the Golden Trio of Gryffindor with a Ravenclaw underclassman. The two unaware greedy hogs started eating the Weasley sized cookies as Luna watched with a look of mischief in her eye.
She walked back upstairs to return the book to its spot in the worn down shelf. When she pressed it in, the text on the spine of the book spelt out, "The History of the Lovegood Family". Luna rubbed her pregnant belly as her kid, maybe kids, kicked inside as she grinned.
"Don't you worry greatest-grandmother Ginger… I for one intend to continue living up to the Lovegood name." Luna said, grinning as she looked down at them pigging out from a crack in the worn out floor.
Oh her husband and wife may be slow at first, Hell they may not even realize they're fat. But she will continue the family craft in the new Lovegood gingerbread manor being built by her father while she was pregnant. Those two may not get it at first, maybe not for years, but she'll somehow get them to believe in this supposed Tall Tale…