Hop Pop: [sings to himself, then addresses MicroAngelo] I'm sorry, MicroAngelo . I thought you were done... [now pushed down]Wow. This town is sure going downhill. [bumps into Mayor Toadstool' parked snail] Uh, Mayor Toadstool. What are you doing out here?
Mayor Toadstool: Well...you know...unwinding. Enjoying the free parking. [The "P" falls off the sign that reads "free parking. MicroAngelo's eyes start wiggling] What's happening to your little critter here?
Anne: I don't know, but when he does that he usually finds change.
Mayor Toadstool: Change? As in legal tender?
Hop Pop: Yeah. Watch. [A penny flies onto MicroAngelo's 's shell]
Mayor Toadstool: Wow. Shiver me shell wax. You're like a little money detecting... Uh... You know... A sneagle.
Anne: You mean snail.
Mayor Toadstool: Thank you, Anne. How about you bring your sneagle into your community service with ye?
Anne: You said pets were not nothing but disease-carrying vermins that should never be brought to any workplace!
Mayor Toadstool: But that was before I knew that they had such an amazing talent!
Hop Pop: But the whole process causes MicroAngelo big discomfort. I could never do it to him. [leaves]
Mayor Toadstool: [to himself] I could... [Scene skips to the Stumpy's. Money flies from the floor onto MicroAngelo 's shell and Mayor Toadstool takes it.]
Mayor Toadstool: There you go. Bring in that change. [money comes from the order boat and then from a piece of gum] I've been working on that one for months. [laughs]
Anne: What's so funny?
Mayor Toadstool: Uhh...Anne. Shouldn't you and the Plantar be out back scrubbing the dumpster?
Sprig: Done and done!
Mayor Toadstool: Then get back there and scrub the table, so to speak.
Anne: Yes, sir!
MicroAngelo: [gets the coins on his shell]
Wally: Hey! What are you doing with my change?!
Mayor Toadstool: Your change? Anything on the floor be fair game. [Gary gets change from two people.]
Felicia Sundew: Hey! [money goes into Mayor Toadstool' pockets. The back of Mayor Toadstool' pants falls off and a lot of money comes out]
Mayor Toadstool: [laughs] Looks like I need pockets for me pockets! [A whole group of customers walks out of the Stumpy's, muttering angrily.]
Stumpy: No wait, come back [slams the door] Ahh. I was about to close up shop anyways.
Hop Pop: Close up! Come on, MicroAngelo. You're coming with us.
Mayor Toadstool: You aren't taking him anywhere yet. You haven't greased Stumpy fryer yet. [slams a brush in Sprig's mouth] Don't worry about MichaeLangelos. I'll make sure he gets his nightly craw.
Polly:
MicroAngelo. [scene skips to Amphibia Lake ]
Mayor Toadstool: [uses MicroAngelo like a detector. Money comes from the ground and then a sunbather] Heh, heh. Excuse me, ma'am. [scene skips to the middle of Wartwood; Mayor Toadstool holds MicroAngelo over a sewer drain. Money comes from the sewer] Dirty money spends just like the clean.
Toadie: Sir are you sure you used the Plantar snail as a magnet?
Mayor Toadstool: Toadie as long as we used this snail to find more change, than Anne and the Plantar will never know.
[bumps into Anne and the Plantar and accidentally shoves MicroAngelo into his mouth] Anne, what are you and the Plantar doing here?
Anne: [pushes MicroAngelo out] Mayor, I finished the- [grabs Mayor Toadstool' money sack and barfs money into it] We finished scrubbing Stumpy fryer, sir.
Mayor Toadstool: You sure make easy work.
Anne: Try telling that to Sprig frizzled hands. [Sprig hands disintegrate]
Mayor Toadstool: Yeah, but you still have work to do.
Anne: We do?
Mayor Toadstool: Yeah. How about you rearrange the wall from my office rivets from smallest to largest?
Hop Pop: But aren't they the same size.
Mayor Toadstool: That's what they want you to know. Now take a long look.
Hop Pop: Will do, sir come on kids. [Leaves]
Mayor Toadstool: Now back to our treasure hunt. Eh, boy?
MicroAngelo: Chirps. [his eyes wiggle]
Mayor Toadstool: You okay, Mickey? [money comes out of parking meters]
MicroAngelo: Chirps. [hides in his shell]
Mayor Toadstool: That a boy. [scene skips to Mayor Toadstool office]
Hop Pop: [uses a magnifying glass] Mayor Toadstool is right. Some of these rivets are off by as much as five nanometers. Well, we better get to work. [scene skips to Mayor Toadstool, Toadie and MicroAngelo]
MicroAngelo: [falls asleep]
Mayor Toadstool: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. There's no stopping. There's a laundromat that needs to be cleaned out. [laughs] Cleaned out. Get it? Ahh. Never mind. Mush!
MicroAngelo: Chirps.
Mayor Toadstool: If you don't get moving, I'm gonna'...
Hop Pop: You're gonna' do what, sir?
Mayor Toadstool: I'm gonna' give him a snaily treat. [stuffs a treat in MicroAngelo's mouth] See? [Hop Pop, Anne, Sprig, Polly and MicroAngelo look at each other]
MicroAngelo: Chirps.
Hop Pop: Ohh, okay. The rivets are all rearranged.
Mayor Toadstool: What?! How is that possible? Uh, now I want you to paint my office.
Anne: Okay. That's easy.
Mayor Toadstool: Uh, uh, uh, but I want you to do it with this toothbrush. [gives Anne and the Plantar a toothbrush]
Anne: You got to be kidding me.
Sprig: Is this mean we brush our teeth with a paint brush?
Hop Pop: Okay. Bye, old pal.
MicroAngelo: [in agony] Chirps!
Mayor Toadstool: Oh, no, no, no. Don't worry about Mikey. He's in good shape.
Hop Pop: I'm sure he is.
Mayor Toadstool: Now little sneagle. Ready to do some laundry? [laughs] [scene skips to the laundromat]
Mayor Toadstool: Hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee.
Soggy Joe: Hey, where's my change? [Mayor Toadstool and Toadie runs out with MicroAngelo and the coins]
Mayor Toadstool: Hee, hee, hee, hee. Soggy Joe: Well, that stinks. [scene to Mayor Toadstool, Toadie and MicroAngelo]
Mayor Toadstool: [laughs] I guess he didn't see that coming. [bumps into a building] Hey, what's the big ide-er? We've just found a pot at the end of the rainbow. Aieeeee! [goes in]
Mrs. Coraker: [coins fly from the machine] What the?
Mayor Toadstool: It's like taking candy from a baby!
Mrs. Coraker: And that old whip shoo the coins just flew from the machine!
Security guard: Ahh, don't worry. We'll get to the bottom of this.
Mayor Toadstool: Uh-oh. Pronto. Time for plan B!
Toadie: What Plan B sir?
Mayor Toadstool: Oh you see Toadie.
[grabs a dress] [scene skips to the Mayor Toadstool office]
Hop Pop: Ah ha! That should do it! [climbs down a ladder]
Anne: Finally I never want to paint with a toothbrush.
Hop Pop: Ahh. Time to check in with
Mayor Toadstool to see if he needs me to do anymore impossible stuff. Soggy Joe: Oh boy, I'm not gonna hear the end of this when I get home.
Polly: Pardon me Soggy Joe. You haven't seen two toad walking around with a snail, have you?
Soggy Joe: Say, are you in with those thieving criminals too?
Hop Pop: Uh, thi-thieving what? Soggy Joe: Them theee jerks what stole my money. The fat one used his sneagle to swipe my coins from me!
Anne: His sneagle?
Soggy Joe: That's right. Why, the coins were sticking right to his shell. [walks off muttering]
Mayor Toadstool: [laughs]
Polly: [looks toward the arcade; gets mad] I knew, something is wrong with MicroAngelo? [enters the arcade] Hop Pop: Huh. So this is what a hotbed of sin looks like. [scene skips to the bathroom]
Mayor Toadstool: [laughs] How's it going, boy? You feeling the coin vibes?
MicroAngelo: Pu, pu, pow.
Mayor Toadstool: What do you mean you don't feel so good?
MicroAngelo: Chirps. [sweats]
Mayor Toadstool: You look fine to me. Now quit being such a baby and start making me some money. Excuse me! Excuse me! Pregnant lady coming through! [chuckles and walks into the security guard] Uh, he he. Ooh, boy. It... it sure is hard being preggers!
Security guard: Uh...yeah. [Mayor Toadstool walks on, then notices all the buckets full of coins sitting at the games.]
Mayor Toadstool: [gasps, then squeals as he looks at more buckets] Ooh! [pants. people are carrying buckets and are putting their hands into them. Mayor Toadstool gets nervous]
Mayor Toadstool: [to MicroAngelo] Get ready for it now, boy, boy! [to everyone] Ladies and gentlemen! [Everyone looks at Mayor Toadstool.] Thank you for your money! [lifts up MicroAngelo. Nothing happens.]
Player 1: Huh?
Player 2: What? [they go back to their games]
Mayor Toadstool: Come on, Mike! Let's go! [mutters] Come on, you! [shakes MicroAngelo]
Hop Pop: [stomps up behind him] Mayor Toadstool! For shame!
Mayor Toadstool: What do you mean? I'm just showing Molly off.
Polly: Don't you lie to me! I know all about you using MicroAngelo to steal money! [MicroAngelo's eyes start to wiggle]
Mayor Toadstool: I am doing nothing of the sort! [MicroAngelo's eyes start to wiggle] I would never steal... You have to quit making up stories! [Some of the coin buckets begin to wiggle as Mayor Toadstool finishes.]
Anne: We'll are not making up anything! [As MicroAngelo's bloodshot eyes go up and down in order] I know all about your little scheme! You're the one making up stories! [More buckets wiggle]
Mayor Toadstool: Don't you and the Plantar have work you should be doing?
Hop Pop : [not falling for it] Oh, that's rich!
Mayor Toadstool: [as MicroAngelo's eyes click like a railroad crossing] No, if I was rich, I wouldn't have to hire the likes of you!
Sprig: That's hurtful, Mayor Toadstool, and you know it. [More buckets wiggle faster]
Mayor Toadstool: Why you little yella...! Well, I never...
Hop Pop: You never what?! Learned to use decent language?! [All of the coin buckets fly away, and coins burst out of the consoles and turn into a massive wave of coins; people scream and run for their lives. Anne, Sprig, Polly, Hop Pop and Mayor Toadstool argue more]
Hop Pop: In the word you've gave between us and my sneagle I mean snail!
Mayor Toadstool: Who do you think you are?!
Toadie: Uh sir?
Mayor Toadstool: What is it Toadie. [the massive wave of coins begins to approach Anne and the Plantar, MicroAngelo, Toadie, and Mayor Toadstool] Jackpot! [throws MicroAngelo into Hop Pop's arms and rushes toward the wave of coins, while Anne, Sprig, Polly, Hop Pop, Toadie and MicroAngelo also run for their lives]Money, money, money, money, money money, money! [Mayor Toadstool keeps running to the massive wave of coins] Come to papa! [stops as he realizes his mistake far too late]Oh, boy. [Scene cuts to black just before Mayor Toadstool is hit by the massive wave of coins, the scene then cuts back to a heart monitor that beeps once, indicating that Mayor Toadstool is still alive, then the screen zooms out to show Mayor Toadstool in a hospital on a bed injured, with Anne, Sprig, Polly, Hop Pop, Toadie, Purple Doctor Frog and MicroAngelo standing next to him.]
Purple Doctor Frog: Yeah he's in pretty bad shape with the impact of all that metal but he'll pull through.
Hop Pop: Doctor? How does this sort of thing happen?
Purple Doctor Frog: I think this has something to do with it. [gives Anne a magnet]
Anne: Hey, my fridge magnet from Newtopia!
Purple Doctor frog: Yes, it appears that your pet swallowed it. It has a very strong magnetic pull. [holds a coin and it flies onto the magnet]
Toadie: Cause' it's a magnet! That's it, Sir!
Mayor Toadstool: [laughs] Well, what do ya' know?
Purple Doctor Frog: Unfortunately, there's still the matter of the bill. [gives Mayor Toadstool the bill]
Mayor Toadstool: What? Oh, I can't afford this.
Purple Doctor Frog: Actually, it looks like you've got just enough change to cover it. [Mr. Krabs watches a nurse walk away with all the money]
Mayor Toadstool: Nooooooo! [The screen cuts to the outside of the hospital and zooms out, ending off the story]