DONNIE
"Twenty-eight days-"
"Get out of my freaking shower!"
Jiro punted the giant rabbit through the wall. Mineta shouted, "Someone was in the girls' shower and it wasn't me? No fair!"
"Twenty-eight days, six hours-"
Sero put a piece of tape over the rabbit's mouth and walked away.
"Twenty-eight days, six hours, forty-two minutes-"
Shoji pulled back a corner of the third dimension, set the rabbit under a giant non-Euclidean cup, and dumped it outside reality.
"Forty-two minutes, and twelve seconds."
"Timer set," Izuku said. "There are now twenty-eight days, six hours, forty-two minutes, and five seconds remaining. There are now twenty-eight days, six hours-"
The rabbit disappeared. Izuku went back to chomping up the drinking fountain.
"Twenty-eight days, six hours, forty-two minutes, and twelve seconds. This is when the world ends."
"I knew it!" Bakugo roared. "What is their plan? Where are the robots hiding their mainframe?"
"Simply follow the path laid out before you. All will be made clear in due time."
"Time to smash some robots!"
Bakugo ran straight through a wall. The rabbit said, "The path goes the other way."
With a resigned sigh, Frank the eldritch rabbit anomaly went to find another vessel to carry out his work.
"Twenty-eight-"
"Excuse me, but do you have approval to be on campus?" Iida asked. "Why don't you have your visitor's pass on you? Aren't you aware that trespassing on this vaunted campus is a serious offense? I must insist that you report straight to an authority figure and inform them of your transgressions, then accept whatever punishment deemed appropriate for your crimes!"
"Six-"
Tsuyu's tongue snapped out. Her mouth snapped shut, and Tsuyu blinked as her eyeballs forced Frank down her throat. She ribbited, then licked her eyeball.
"Forty-two-"
Momo drew a pistol out of her cleavage. Frank raised his hands and slowly backed away.
"Twelve-"
Sato shoved a cookie in Frank's mouth. He asked, "Well? Too much cinnamon? Or do you think it needs some nutmeg?"
"Hot!" Frank screamed through a mouthful of muffin.
"Oh, right. Whoops."
"That is when the world ends."
Shoto nodded. "Good to know. I'll make sure to spend all of my dad's money before then."
Frank walked up to Mineta, ready to give his spiel again. Mineta giggled as he pressed his face against the tiny crack underneath the door of the girls' restroom. Frank noisily knocked over a vase and disappeared.
Defeated, Frank sat on the roof of the 1-A dorm, watching the sun set. Behind him, he heard Izuku say, "Twelve seconds remaining. Seven seconds remaining. Two seconds-"
Thank you everyone for reading Deku Ex Machina. The series has officially come to an end. It's crazy to think this has been going on for four years, but I'm running out of ideas, even repeating things because I forgot I did them already. So, I hope you'll stay tuned for the brand new series, 'We Have Another Classmate?' where Izuku is the sneakiest ninja ever and no one ever sees him.
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Lol, sike. Robo-Deku will be returning Thursday.
Or will he?