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"Well that stunk."
Having spent the whole day on trying to find a new spot for them to hang out at after being thrown out of Gus's by those vile Kanker sisters, Lincoln and the gang have tried various spots. Only to be met with very unfortunate circumstances.
The arcade next door to his dad's old office building was closed for repairs, the arcade at the mall was way too crowded to walk around in, they even tried their luck at the hidden game room in the middle school, but since it was closed; they instead found themselves being chased off by Mr. Bolhofner's bobcat, who had been guarding the school from any intruders.
Escaping with only a little tear on the back of Rusty's shirt. They were now currently sitting on the sidewalk right across from Gus's, sadly looking at it as the destructive noise of the Kanker sisters are faintly heard from all the way over here.
"Aw man! This was one of my favorite shirts. Like I said earlier, this truly stinks." As if it wasn't bad enough on trying and completely failing badly on finding a new place to hang around in. Now the shirt that he wows the ladies with is completely ruined.
"Let's face it guys. Gus's was the only place for all of us to go." Stella dejectedly remarked. From here; she saw most of the windows are stained with pizza.
"But what can we do? Those nasty ladies have taken over Gus's, like the coyotes that have taken over the fox's den in the woods behind my barn." As Liam sees it. They'll be next on the wedgie attack just like the fate that has befallen on poor Gus.
"If only we can come up with a plan. Then we can get them out and have Gus retake the place." Lincoln proclaimed.
"Don't you have one yet buddy?" Clyde asked as his best friend is the man with the plan after all.
"I unfortunately don't have one yet Clyde. All the ones that I have thought up of; ends with us getting our underwear being tied together again, then thrown up some street light." Lincoln never wanted to experience that again, he had just about enough experience with their underwear being tied together during that time on the bus.
He also didn't want to admit it, but he is slightly afraid of them. They were strong enough to man handle a full grown adult, not to mention very ruthless. If one of his plans failed, they may all have to worry about something way worse than a simple wedgie.
But while he was thinking of the whole Kanker buisness. Behind a couple of bushes from nearby, Eddy watches them with a malicious chuckles for this was it. After spending all day on trying to find that snow top, he'll finally have his revenge for his stolen money.
Crouched down behind him. Double Dee is in deep worry over on what his friend planning, he tried in all of his might to deter Eddy's quest for vengeance, but it was no use against Eddy's stubbornness. Ed in the meantime; sat beside him much like a dog, complete with his tongue sticking out from the side of his mouth.
"Look at him sitting there. That sap has no idea on what's going to hit him." He'll have to act now before snow top moves off, and luckily for Eddy. He has the perfect revenge plan in mind.
Reaching deeply down into Ed's jacket pocket, he feels around the grimy, sticky, wet, and fuzzy insides; until finally finding on what he was searching for.
Pulling out a pie with green mold covering it and several, different colored mushrooms and other kinds of fungi on top, complete with a stench so horrible that it smelled like a dead skunk. This made Eddy smile as he covered up his nose. "Perfect"
"Good lord Eddy! Your not seriously going to throw that fungus garden at that young lad! Are you?" Double Dee felt his skin crawl from the meer sight of it.
"That's just the pie. My mom made last year." Ed corrected. He'd completely forgotten about it.
"This will show chip tooth on stealing my money." Rearing his arm back, Eddy takes careful aim at Lincoln, really wanting to nail him square on the head.
Not wanting this disgusting! Horrible fate to befall on the kid. Double Dee reaches in vain for Eddy's arm, but was ultimately too late as Eddy threw it at full force.
Fortunately for the unsuspecting Lincoln. A pickup truck carrying several trampolines drove in front of the speeding missile, making it bounce back over the Eds and land on someone else.
Unfortunately that said person just happened to be Lynn, who had been heading home from baseball practice, when the pie nailed her on the side of the head. Knocking her off her feet with the squishy pie covering parts of her head and side of her face, while a foul smell emitted out.
Quickly recovering from the blow, Lynn got back up in disgust for what in the world hit her?! And why did it feel like bugs were crawling into her hair?
"Stupid truck! It got in the way!"
Turning over to the source of that loud voice. She saw three boys standing in front of the bushes with the short one fuming as he looked around for something, while the middle one with the hat is shaking nervously as he looked at her, and the tall one is looking up at the sky with one hand over his eyes.
"Eddy. I believe; I know where Ed's pie had landed." Double Dee stated nervously.
"Hey! What's the big idea on nailing me with this crud!" These dorks were so going to pay for that.
"None of your beeswax! Now get lost Sporty! We got important things to do here!" Eddy snapped.
"Not to mention a duck." Ed added.
"Oh! I'll show you why you shouldn't throw things at people." Picking up a random, good size rock from the ground. Lynn effortlessly smashes it into pebbles, instantly frighting the three for if she can do that to a rock. Then what can she do to them?
Luckily; they know just what to do whenever they have to face an angry kid. "RUN AWAY!"
Dashing off in a flash. They ran as fast as they can down the street with Lynn not far behind them. "You better run! When I catch you! I'll tie you three to a tree!"
Unaware of what's been going on or what he had just missed getting hit with. Lincoln turns his head towards the bushes curiously, which doesn't go unnoticed by Clyde.
"What's up Linc?"
"It's strange, but I thought that I heard Lynn." Expecting to see his older sister emerge out from those bushes, he ultimately doesn't see her, leaving him to shrug it off for it must've been his imagination.
"Well; I don't know about you guys. But after a tough day. I would like to go home now." Rusty also wanted to put on a new shirt and perhaps try to fix this snazzy shirt.
"Yeah. It seems about right." Zach agreed.
"I guess we'll be seeing you guys later." Stella exclaimed.
"And maybe by then. I'll be able to come up with a plan to get Gus's back." It's what Lincoln hoped for at least.
Separating themselves, besides for Lincoln and Clyde, they all made their way towards home. As they walked, Clyde couldn't help but express his concerns to Lincoln. "Do you think that will ever get Gus's back?"
"I don't know Clyde. Those girls are tough, it's going to take a lot of outsmarting to get them out." It'll probably involve a convoluted scheme.
He didn't get that much time to think about it for right up ahead were those same kids that he had encountered earlier. They were all on a patch of grass where: Rolf, Nazz, Johnny and Plank were watching Kevin riding around on his bike, performing all sorts of tricks and drifts that tore up a little bit of the grass and dirt.
Not thinking much of them. Lincoln continues to walk, until a sudden thought came to him that didn't really occur to him until now.
Right when those Kankers came into Gus's, those guys immediately left the area as if they knew of what they were capable of. In that case; they must know them and maybe, just maybe, they could possibly know on how to get them to leave.
"Clyde. I think that I found a solution to our problem." He happily announced, earning an excited smile from his best friend as Clyde just knew that Lincoln would eventually come up with a solution.
"That's great Lincoln! What is it?"
"I'll tell you, after this works." Rushing in towards the kids with Clyde not so far behind. They gained the attention of Nazz, Rolf, Johnny and Plank, while Kevin was faced away from them.
Turning around on his bike, he at last spots the pair and skids himself to a stop. "Well; if it isn't chip tooth."
"Kevin," Nazz lightly scolded him for she was in no mood for him to be in his usual attitude.
Having establish herself firmly, she turns back to the two with a much more gentler look. "What's up dudes?"
"Hey there. Um, I kind of noticed that you all left in a hurry when those girls arrived. Do you know them by any chance?" Lincoln asked them.
"The boy, who's hair heavily reminds Rolf of Victor's fur. Wants to know about the no good witches from the trailer park!" The mere mention of them is enough to give Rolf the Willy's. This boy has to tread very carefully when it comes down to any sort of contact with them.
"I don't know why he wants to know about the Kankers Plank. What's that?" Listening carefully, Johnny nods before turning his attention back to Lincoln. "Plank says; if you don't want to end up stuffed in a can. Leave them be."
"Boy. These girls really scare you guys." Clyde pointed out.
"We have a good reason to dudes." Nazz replied.
"Yeah. Those trailer park psychos destroyed our cul-de-sac just because they lost their stupid ship in a bottle." Kevin still has nightmares of that day; the cracks in the ground, uprooted trees, destroyed houses with some ripped in half, and his lawnmower being bashed against his head.
"What do you mean destroyed a cul-de-sac?" Okay. These girls were sounding more worse, it made Clyde as well as Lincoln much more afraid of them.
"Imagine a earthquake striking here, but much more worse." Nazz informed, shivering slightly upon remembering the dreadful Kanker Hizzy Fit surging towards her.
Lincoln and Clyde can picture an earthquake, considering that they did live through one quite recently, but the thought of those girls being more worse than how they originally thought! It made them more than ever want to stay away from them, but still; if they want to get Gus's back. They really needed to know about their weaknesses.
"Are there any ways to make them leave?" There just has to be! These girls can't be indestructible.
"Yeah. There's one way chippy." Kevin stated.
At that moment; Lincoln felt hope. "Really. And what's that?"
"Luck" Mockingly laughing at the two, Kevin almost held his stomach as Lincoln's and Clyde's faces dropped down like a brick.
"Is there really nothing that we can do?" Clyde questioned in desperation at this point.
"I'm afraid not dudes." Nazz can greatly sympathize with their plight, but once the Kankers make a place there's. You have better luck getting a rhino out of the way.
"Aw man. I guess that means we lost Gus's forever then." Sadly looking down to the grass. Clyde is overwritten with all of the fun times he and his friends had over there, including the first ever prize he had ever won.
He still has that stuffed blue cat on the shelve above his bed.
Lincoln however didn't want to just give up. Even if what they are facing is frightening, they needed to at least try to get back Gus's. Their favorite pass time outright depended on it. "Well find a way to get them out. There's always a way to out smart a couple of bullies."
"Rolf admires the white hair boy's determination." In the old country, he would be awarded with the bucket of bravery.
"I'll be sure to see you in a tuna can." Releasing a short chuckle, Kevin rides off to do some more tricks.
"Plank says good luck with that." Johnny added, while neglecting to tell him that Plank would want his shirt after the eventual beat down.
"I really do wish you luck." Nazz did have her slight doubts on their overall success against the Kankers as well, but who knows? Perhaps they will overcome them.
Leaving the two boys in order to watch Kevin preform more tricks at the nearby skatepark. Lincoln and Clyde are left to figure out on what to do once again, although Clyde started to believe that they couldn't do anything against them.
"Are you sure that we should be trying to confront them Lincoln?" They could always continue on trying to find a new place for all of them to hang out at.
"We gotta Clyde. We can't let them push us around." They weren't going to outright confront them, that's straight out dangerous. Instead; they could make a crazy contraption to get them out instead.
"I really hope you know on what you're doing." The last thing Clyde needs is to be stuffed into a can. His claustrophobia would be going up the roof.
"No worries Clyde. Everything will be just fine." Admittedly Lincoln isn't one hundred percent certain that was true, but he didn't need to make Clyde or himself to be more afraid than how they already are of the Kankers.
Having escape from Lynn by taking a sharp turn down an alleyway and hiding themselves in the backroom of some building. The Eds all remained quiet until her rushing footsteps faded into silence.
Slowly opening the door, Eddy carefully peeked out and looked down both ways of the alley. Having no sign of her, Eddy gives his friends the signal that the coast was clear for them to step back into the alleyway.
"Ha! We gave her the slip!" Eddy proclaimed.
"I do hope you're right Eddy. That girl was really angry towards us." Double Dee didn't know how they were able to keep ahead of her? She was clearly more athletic than any of them, quite strong as well; considering she crushed that rock with very little effort.
It's a good thing that they did manage to outpace her though for if she can do that to rocks. What can she do to them, if she did managed to catch them?
"Of course I'm sure. Have I ever been wrong before?" Eddy remarked.
Blankly looking to him, Double Dee didn't need to answer that rhetorical, but very obvious question.
"Nope" Ed happily answered.
"Exactly. Now we can get back to getting our revenge on that snow hair guy." They may have failed earlier, but they'll get him this time. He was simply no match for his brain power.
"Eddy. I really think that this should be enough?" Double Dee really didn't want to risk angering anyone else today, especially if they're as strong as that girl.
"What? And ruin the plot of our storyline! That guy declared war on us the moment he took my money!" Thinking on what to do next, since that pie throwing plan failed so horribly. Eddy thinks about on what his brother would do and came up with the perfect revenge plan.
"That's it! Come on boys! We got some toilet paper to collect!" This idea was sure to work; as it's a classic.
"Toilet paper? Oh dear. Should I ask on what you are planning to do with it?" Double Dee can already sense trouble.
"To make a mummy." Ed declared, hoping that he would become the mummy as he makes a good monster.
"Shut up Ed." They couldn't dilly dally, they have some toilet paper to collect.
Rushing back towards home. The three barely got out of the block, when the whole street shook for only a couple of seconds. It wasn't a very strong shake, but it was enough to be noticed and get several animals to cry out.
"What was that?" Eddy hadn't felt that shaking since Ed got a empty stomach.
Speaking of which, Ed thought that it was his stomach, so he lifted up his shirt to check it. "Hmmm? Am I hungry?"
"I don't believe that was your stomach Ed." Double Dee corrected. "It's most likely a small aftershock from the earthquake the town went through." Believe him. If that was Ed, it would've been more stronger.
"Yeah. So interesting." Eddy sarcastically stated. "Now hurry it up!" They were burning daylight here and he would like to get started before midnight hits.
Running off again; the Eds quickly forget about the minor shaking. Not taking any thought that the shaking that they felt was only the edge of a circle.
Getting more deeper into this circle, the shaking got more intense; causing more severe damage with Petoskey Falls unfortunately being in the epicenter.
Here; the damage Royal Woods has received was minor compared to the war zone that has befallen here with many buildings and houses having collapsed into rubble, fires breaking out in several areas of the town, but most of all there's a school that's filled with weird creatures from a tyrannosaurus rex, living balloon, a blue cat, and a fish with legs, that has landed on top of the mall. Crushing it with the sheer weight and the velocity it came down in.
Reaching home at about thirty five minutes after his talk with Kevin, Nazz, Rolf, Johnny and Plank.
Lincoln had also felt the shaking as he finished up in the bathroom, but didn't have much concern since he thought it was just another Lisa generated explosion.
He was still thinking of ways to get the Kankers out of Gus's. At first; he thought a contraption would do it, but the more he thought about it, the more he realized that so many things could go wrong. One of them could miss a signal, something could break, or it just wouldn't start.
So here he was now. Walking down the hall while thinking of something else to do, going right pass his twin sisters room. Where a quick side glance made him stop in his tracks upon seeing the rather ruffled up Lola with a few tears throughout her dress, messed and muddy up hair, a few scratches on her face, and a broken in half tiara.
Immediate worry filled him for it looked like his sister has been tussling up with a wild animal. "Whoa! What happened to you Lola?!"
Regarding her brother with a slight wince, Lola fought it back to give him a strong glare. "This is nothing! You should've seen what I did to the other girl!"
Lola was very sure that she has now learn on not to mess with her twin ever again. Lola could laugh for how far she has pulled up that other girl's pants, it went straight up to her eyes; leaving her to walk like a Goomba.
Why she's only lucky that both Lana and that girl's friend with the retainer had separated them. Otherwise Lola would have sent her further into the cleaners.
Lincoln had no idea on what she was talking about, but it's obvious that someone has made the grave mistake on making Lola mad, and he felt very sorry for the person who did such a dangerous thing. Still; as the older brother, he should tend to her.
"Do you need anything to treat those scratches?" There's some ointment in the medicine cabinet that he'll gladly give to her.
"No need. Lana's already got it." Lola however dismissed, while checking herself in the mirror to see if she can repair her dress or has to throw it away.
She knows that her broken tiara has to go, but she can get Leni to help her stitch her dress back up. As for her hair. She's going to need a long bath in order to get rid of all this icky mud, which her brother can help her with.
"Lincoln. Can you be a gentleman and start up a bath for me?"
"Sure Lola. Do you want your shampoo with it?"
"Duh. How can I have a bath without my special shampoo. Oh, and make sure that the water is the perfect temperature." Lola doesn't want to be burning alive or be turned into a ice cube while taking it.
"On it." Heading back to the bathroom, Lincoln passes Lana who held both the ointment and a box of bandages.
"Excuse me Lincoln. Got a twin to tend to." Rushing into her room Lana began her care, all the while Lincoln started up Lola's bath. Making absolutely sure that it's the perfect temperature first before filling it up.
Watching the rising water. Lincoln thought back to on whatever Lola went through today. It scared him greatly to get her mad at him for when it comes to getting Lola mad. You have to watch your back or run for your life.
That emotional fear however suddenly gets an idea to form in his mind.
Fear.
Everyone can get scared and when people get scared, they run off.
If Lincoln can get the Kankers scared enough, they can finally get Gus's back. But how could he scare them? Just what would scare most people?
That's it! Being haunted! Having a freaky paranormal event is enough to get anyone to run for the hills, well; except for Lucy and her friends, but Lincoln is sure that the Kankers weren't into spooky things.
So that's what they'll do. They'll stage it to make it look like that Gus's is the most haunted place in Royal Woods. It's the perfect plan!
"I gotta tell the others!" Running to the door, he suddenly stopped upon remembering that he still has to set up Lola's bath, specifically to make sure that the water wouldn't overflow from the tub.
His parents or sisters would certainly not like to come into a flooded bathroom.
It took them the rest of the day on collecting every roll of toilet paper in the cul-de-sac, but at last! Eddy has the perfect amount of toilet paper to pull off his revenge and with now knowing on where this kid lives, thanks to asking several of the locals. Nothing would stand in his way.
Snickering to himself for that guy has no idea on what's coming to him. Eddy held one roll of toilet paper, while his two friends carried the majority of them with Ed having no trouble, but Double Dee is clearly struggling on keeping them all together.
At last; the house that the white hair guy lives came into view. Stepping in front of the house, Eddy tosses his roll up and down in devious excitement all the while his two friends dumped their piles on the ground. "Alright boys. This is it! Time to start giving this house a brand new makeover."
"Raise the white flags!" Ed happily exclaimed as he held up two rolls.
Double Dee wasn't too keen on this whole thing. This was just straight up vandalism and he tried very hard to stop Eddy on doing this, but it failed and now his friends are going to create a big mess.
Speaking of messes. The house's front yard is covered in toys and bikes making it very untidy for him, what he wouldn't want to do right now than to clean up that terrible mess. Cleaning it up however wasn't going to happen anytime soon as Eddy and Ed began launching the toilet paper at the house, laughing loudly as they do so.
Of course. They were doing their throws rather differently with Eddy tossing it like a baseball pitcher, while Ed used his head to catapult them.
It didn't take very long for the house; as well as the nearby tree to get covered in toilet paper.
Witnessing this mayhem, Double Dee can only place his hands on his forehead and shake in despair for this could only get ugly.
He was, (like always) right. For right after Eddy and Ed tossed another pair of toilet paper at the house. The front door opened up, where coming out of the house is the same girl they accidentally tossed that pie at.
"Hey!" One piece of toilet paper lands on her head, unrolling itself with it going down both her back and front side.
"Uh ho." Eddy remarked for here they go again.
Huffing in anger, Lynn tore the paper off her and glared at them with visible veins twitching on her forehead. "You guys again!? Oh! Now your all in for it!"
Cracking her knuckles, she wasn't going to let them get away this time.
"Run for it!" Eddy ordered his friends.
Dashing off once again. The Eds ran down the street screaming with Lynn in close pursuit, going double time in order to close in on them this time.
Behind her; the family came out of the house to inspect on how much of their house got hit with the T.P. bombardment. It was a huge mess that'll take awhile to fully clean up.
"Just what the heck is up with those crazy dudes!" Luna exclaimed in bewildered for this was completely uncalled for.
"Yeah! Those guys have literally covered up our house in toilet paper." Lori stated for what's worse is that most of it had covered up her window.
Lynn Sr. and Rita on the other hand had a good mind to call the police on those hooligans. You can't just T.P. someone's house and get away with it. Their parents gotta at least hear about this, if they knew who their parents were at least.
Coming out of the house last. Lincoln stopped on the porch completely stunned over the fluttering toilet paper in front and around him. "Whoa! What just happened here?"
"Some guys gave our house a new wrap." Luan joked. Sure this was serious, but she couldn't help but admire the work done on this prank. It was both sporadic on where the toilet paper was thrown and perfect on how much it covered up the house.
"Rest assure you. Those ding-dang guys aren't going to get away with this." Lynn announced, but before he can look into those guys, they needed to clean up this mess. "Come on guys. We got a lot of toilet paper to take down."
A collective groan came out as for a relaxing evening. Taking down toilet paper from their own house was the last thing on their minds.
While the Louds were busy on tidying up their home, and Lynn is in hot pursuit of the fleeing Eds again.
Down in Mexico at the beautiful Japunda. Home of the demigods; Punguari, Sisiki, and Chipiri.
The half moon is rising up in the sky as the citizens walked around to either head on home, go out to eat, or look around in the city at night.
It's a relatively peaceful night that seemed to be pretty ordinary for everyone here.
If only it was so.
Swirling into existence; an anomaly floated in midair right in the middle of a random, dark alleyway. Having been formed here, no one would take any notice of it, all except for the local rats that looked to it curiously.
They haven't seen anything like this before. They didn't even know if it was dangerous, the only thing that they do know is that it's white, swirling vortex was very mesmerizing.
It was like they were in a trance. They are so preoccupied by it, they don't even notice that small trash from plastic cups, cans, papers, litter, and dead leafs are being sucked into the anomaly causing it to grow.
Picking up wind speed. The rats and trash cans are sucked in as well, it was so quick; they didn't even get a chance to react.
Growing bigger and bigger. It sucks in bigger items, including bricks that got pulled off of the buildings.
Eventually growing up to a three story building. The winds grew in E-F5 tornado level strength that completely rip the buildings off of their foundations, picked up cars, trucks, boats, trees, and screaming people who tried to hold on to whatever they can or had tried take cover.
No one understood what was happening? Or even what that swirling thing is? All they are really aware of is that with each second that it grows, the winds grew even more stronger taking them and whatever they are covering behind into it.
Even those who have just happened to be in their basement during this time weren't safe. As when the building got sucked in, the ground went with them.
Eventually; it does stop growing, but when it did. The thing was as big as the whole landscape and from her home right across the ocean. Rosa's mother: Lupe with her husband right by her side can only watch in terror as the anomaly sucked in the entire landmass as if it was only straw.
They feared that they were next, especially when the fierce winds were starting to suck in whatever wasn't bolted down on their island.
But fortunately for them. The anomaly mysteriously disappears just as mysteriously as its sudden appearance. Leaving behind a crater that the ocean waters were quickly filling in with rough waves pounding on the remaining shoreline.
"Holy guacamole! What sort of unworldly sorcery was that?!" Lupe wondered if it was some kind of punishment by the gods.
Alarms blared out as Dexter's computer flashed a warning of the terrible, devastating event that has just transpired in one of the worlds.
Alerted by both the alarm and the flashing red lights. The two geniuses stopped their work on the craft that's about 90% complete as this was a very important cause for alarm.
"Oh no!" Rushing with Dexter to his computer. Jimmy felt his anxiety levels grow as he impatiently waited for Dexter to log on.
After he did. They are both greeted to the horrible disaster that has just occurred in Lincoln's world. It wasn't just once to; for the computer kindly repeated the disaster to them.
"Sweet mother of Einstein! Just look on how the anomaly's winds have completely tear that entire landmass apart." Dexter estimated that they were at least about a million miles per hour.
"The sheer combination of wind strength and gravitational pull from that anomaly is definitely the same as of a black hole." Jimmy didn't even want to think about on what had happened to those poor people that got sucked into that anomaly.
"Seems that our fears is beginning to come true. It's very imperative that we finish our project." Dexter couldn't even predict on where the next one is going to occur, which is pretty much the same for Jimmy.
"Hopefully one doesn't occur here." Jimmy didn't want to have his own town face the same fate as that Hispanic community.
"I don't think one will occur here, emphasis on the word think. But; I believe that we will be done with our project before one does occur here." They'll have to be fast though as with the multiverse already entering into level 4 danger threat, their window is very much closing.
"Will then. Let's get back to work." Observing the disaster for one last time, Jimmy and Dexter rushed on back to their craft; working as fast as they can to complete it before another one of those destructive anomalies occur.