We must have looked out of place as Darcy and I waltzed into the front entrance hall of Central Park Tower, me with my Asgardian armour and her with her casual clothes as well as the beanie on her head.
"We may need security at the front entrance. Good morning, sir, ma'am. How may I help you this morning?" The receptionist asked with a polite fake smile as soon as the two of us stopped in front of the desk, but I heard the end of her call and simply smiled as I reached into my armour before pulling out a few documents.
"Good morning. I am here to move into the penthouse suite."
"O-Oh, that is not up for sale, sir."
"Oh, I know. My father bought it." I answered and the woman frowned as she looked down at the documents before freezing as she read through them, giving me a shaky smile as she looked up before speaking.
"W-Would you care if I verify these documents, sir?"
"By all means." I said with a smile and she nodded before quickly typing into her computer, Darcy barely able to hide her snickering as I smirked right as the woman paled a bit before looking back at us with her polite smile.
"M-Mr. Odinson, it is my pleasure to welcome you back to the Central Park Tower. May you enjoy your stay."
"Thank you very much and have a lovely day." I said as Darcy took the keycard from her with a polite smile before pulling me with her towards the elevator, making sure that the card was visible to all the people staring at us in shock as we walked into the elevator before pressing the button for the top floor.
The moment the door closed, we couldn't help but burst out into crying laughter, Darcy holding onto me for support while I had to hold onto the wall to stay up.
"She-Hahahaha! She was so scared!"
"Ahahaha! I understand why people like terrifying each other so much! It's exhilarating!" Our laughter kept on going until we reached the top floor, the doors opening right as I let out a blissful sigh while Darcy could now finally stand on her own without relapsing into a giggling fit.
"Ah, I must say that my life has changed a lot since you entered it, Mr. Odinson."
"And so has mine, Ms. Lewis." I said with a smile as we walked out, to which she rolled her eyes as she swiped the card to the door before I raised an eyebrow and she whistled at the lavish site in front of us.
While it was no Asgard, it was actually quite close to it as everything about the room looked expensive, down to even the fake plants placed around the room to give it life.
'Most definitely Mother's idea.' I thought with an amused smile as I remembered how much she loved interior décor, not surprised to have Darcy hand me the keycard as I watched her rush up the stairs towards the second floor of the suite before walking over to the large floor-to-ceiling windows that showed a view of the park below us.
'…How did I not notice that?' I thought with a raised eyebrow at the large construction site not too far from the tower, the big 'STARK' written in white on the front of the unfinished tower drawing my attention as I realized that we arrived at the point where Tony was busy building his tower.
'Doesn't that mean that the Hulk incident should be happening soon?' If I remember correctly, the Hulk fight against Abomination happened in the middle of 2010 along with the first Thor movie and the Iron Man 2 movie…but it was 2011 and from the looks of it, construction on the Stark Tower has only been going for a few months at most.
That meant that either the Hulk incident was still going to happen or, and this was the optionI wanted the most, their incidents happened at the exact same time.
If it was the latter, then all was good for me as I just had to focus on having fun staying with Darcy but if it was the former…
'I really don't want to help the Hulk fight Abomination, but I also don't want innocent people to die in the cross-fire.' I thought with a frown and while I was a bit confused at where this hero-complex of mine came from, I shook my head as I took a deep breath before continuing to look out into the city.
As the one assigned by Father to be the guardian of Midgard, I must unfortunately do my duty to make sure they don't destroy the planet…even though I slightly don't want to.
"Hey, look! Free gowns!" I blinked as I heard Darcy's voice and looked back only to blink at the sight of her wearing a fluffy white gown.
Correction: The sight of her only wearing a fluffy white gown as I didn't see any bra from her low cleavage, her wet hair and the water still dripping down her cleavage and her thighs.
"What?" She asked as I continued to look at her and I was so thankful for my enhanced Asgardian sight as I followed that one droplet rolling ever so slowly down her neck and into her cleavage before shaking my head to see her amused look.
"Earth to god of Thunder. You there?"
"I am now. You are quite the woman."
"Thank you, but first, you need to take a shower. Also, wear only a towel around the waist so I can enjoy the sights just like you." She said as she threw the towel in question at me and I rolled my eyes with a smirk as I simply walked up the stairs and past her only to smell a familiar scent that made my vision shaky for a split second.
"Is…is that vanilla?" I asked as I looked at her, to which she simply gave me a smirk over her shoulder while shrugging.
"Sif told me it's the one thing you love almost as much as your parents. By the way, you never told me you two used to date."
"That was almost six hundred years ago and both of us decided we did not fit together as a couple." I said with a shrug and walked over to the shower after she simply hummed.
"You were right. Definitely needed the shower." I said as I dried my hair with one of the smaller towels I found, walking down the steps before nearly bursting out into laughter as Darcy lowered the magazine she was ready and licked her lips.
"You missed a droplet." She said as she stood up and I looked down at my chest to stare at the one stray droplet that I legitimately did not see.
"Huh, didn't know that was there." I muttered as I went to wipe it off before raising an eyebrow as Darcy stopped my hand only for my second eyebrow to join the first as this woman quite literally licked it up with a sultry smile while keeping eye contact with me.
"Why do you torment me?"
"Are you going to do something about it?" She whispered as she slowly traced a finger around my chest before being surprised as I reached forward and pulled her closer, an abrupt moan escaping her lips as I grabbed a cheek with each hand before picking her up.
"You sure you want this?" I asked as she wrapped her legs around my waist and her response was to give me a smile filled with lustful hunger as she placed her arms around my neck.
"YOU have been teasing ME for the past couple of days so you either be a man and do it or I'm doing it for you~" She whispered and I smirked before leaning forward to capture her lips in a searing kiss, the woman moaning into my mouth as I walked us back up the stairs and through the hallways towards the master bedroom of the apartment.
Dropping her onto the bed, she gasped before giving me a smirk as I tore off the towel, Darcy looking down before licking her lips as she slowly took off the gown and revealed her curvaceous form to my eyes.
"Condoms?" I asked and she simply smirked before I felt myself twitch as she slowly raised her legs up into the air before slowly spreading them apart, the juices dripping out of her as she raised an eyebrow at me.
"You wanna go buy them?"
"…Oh, to hell with it." I said as I grabbed her legs before she squealed as I pulled her closer, her eyes burning with desire as I gripped a thigh with one hand before she arched her back as I slowly pushed into her, suppressing a hiss as she clung tightly to me.
"Don't go slow." She whispered as she pulled me down and I enjoyed the way she gasped as I slowly pulled back until just the tip was in her with a wide grin on my face.
"Who said anything about slow?"
'The Asgardian body is built different.' I thought with a smirk as I laid on the large King-sized bed, my arm wrapped around Darcy's naked form as she slept peacefully in the bed that I thankfully cleaned after I made us both take a shower.
After that first round, we had about one more in the kitchen, three in the living area and then another two in the shower, which was also the one where she passed out.
Then, I just simply took out new sheets and comforters and put them on the bed before I tried to cuddle with her and fall asleep.
Unfortunately, it appears that I underestimated just how much stamina I had as while I came with each round, I only felt slightly tired and was still ready for more.
'Is this why Thor never had a full-on girlfriend over the course of his life? Did he scare every girl away with how much his body craved for more?' I thought with a sigh before shaking my head as I continued to look up at the exquisite ceiling above us, smiling as I heard Darcy moaning softly under her breath as I rubbed her back.
Yeah, I guess a bit of pain there was to expected after we tried a full-nelson. She is still quite flexible, mind you, but I don't think someone is supposed to stay in that position for ten minutes straight without rest.
BOOOOOM
However, it appears my night was still young as the sound of an explosion echoed through the sky, to which I looked up just in time to see another one go off on the opposite side of Central Park, the flames rising high behind the few buildings in between the park and the explosions.
"What the hell?" Darcy groaned and the third one made her eyes widen as she shot up and looked around before giving a relieved sigh as she saw me still lying down with an amused smile.
"Huh, I guess you weren't as tired as I thought." I said, chuckling at her blush and cute glare right before we looked out the large windows just as another explosion rippled through the air with its flames rising high.
The sound of two monsters roaring in the distance however made my eyes widen as I realized who was fighting, sitting up and catching Mjolnir as it flew through the apartment towards me before looking at Darcy as she gave me an amused stare.
"You go. From the sounds of it, I don't think the local police could handle that."
"You'll be okay?" I asked and she rolled her eyes before giving me a soft kiss, to which I smiled as she raised an eyebrow at me.
"Who was the one who knocked out the god of Thunder when we first met, eh?"
"You're right. I'll see you when I get back then, hmm?" I said as I walked over to the balcony, turning to look over my shoulder at her only to shake my head as I saw her eyes focused entirely on my ass.
"Darcy?"
"Yeah, yeah. You just make sure that cake comes back to Mama, okay? And make sure you don't fight those things naked. I don't want ladies to see what only I get to see, okay?"
"Will do." I said with a grin as a bright flash of electricity obscured me for a moment before it died down to reveal my Asgardian armour now over my body and I was ever so thankful for Father's ability to enchant my armour to equip itself to me whenever I needed.
Opening the double doors to the balcony, I spun Mjolnir rapidly as I turned in the direction of the chaos before letting it whisk me off into the air, making sure that I didn't damage anything as I took off before grinning as I pulled on the one cool ability that was sure to make a good entrance.
Instantly, storm clouds appeared swirling above the area on the other side of the park as I felt myself breaking up into a raging form of energy, my body of electricity jumping from cloud to cloud at a breakneck speed while I looked down at where I caught sight of a helicopter flying in the air.
"Greetings!" I exclaimed as I flew into the helicopter and landed in front of dozens of military soldiers, not surprised to see each of them pull out a pistol and unload hundreds of bullets at me.
Unfortunately for them, the electricity around me also served as a barrier as the bullets were incinerated the moment they even got near me, to which I simply ignored their shocked faces before looking at the cautious man standing at the back of the helicopter.
"You. You're in command here, right?" I asked, already knowing the answer as General Ross glared at me while his daughter looked surprised to see me.
"And what if I am?"
"Good, which one of the two beasts below us is your ally and which one is your enemy?" I knew the answer, but this was me trying to see if I could at least get him to admit that Bruce was a temporary ally.
"They're both my enemies." Unfortunately, the general seemed to be holding strongly onto his grudge as he spoke his answer and I stopped my disappointment from showing while looking over at Betty Ross to see her shocked and horrified face.
"From your face, I assume he's lying?"
"Y-Yeah, the green one is our ally."
"Good. I'll be taking him with me to safety after I finish taking care of the other one."
"Wait, wh-!" I didn't give them time to ask questions as I turned around and ran towards the exit, diving out with a smirk before pointing Mjolnir down and sending myself racing down like a comet directly at my foe for the night.
Abomination didn't see nor hear me coming as Mjolnir slammed into his skull with enough force to embed the gamma man head first into a giant crater, lightning shooting out from both me and the hammer and destroying any rubble getting near the civilians while I held my hands up as Hulk's wrathful glare was aimed at me.
"Easy, sir. I am Thor and I am your ally. Who are you?" I asked and I watched as Hulk glared at me while not dropping the car-gloves he had on.
"Hulk." I was surprised to hear his answer before smiling happily as I nodded and lowered my hands only to bring them up as he growled.
"Right, right, I'll keep them up. Well, Hulk, it is lovely to meet you. Now, would you like to get out of here?" I asked and the green behemoth stared at me for a while before looking at Abomination behind me, whose noises amused me as I heard him struggling to pull Mjolnir from his head to let him breathe.
"Don't worry about him. I'll take care of him. You just get out of here, okay?" I wanted to offer him refuge in Asgard or at least safe passage to another part of the planet, but I didn't know how long the Hulk transformation lasted and sending him up to Father in his current state could lead to Father, uh…ending his premature life.
In other words, letting him escape was the only good play.
Hulk and I stood and stared at each other for a while before the giant abruptly leapt through the sky like a green meteor, a frown appearing on my face as I saw him giving a longing look at the helicopter where Betty Ross was looking out at him before he leapt up and away.
"Now!" I grunted as I pulled Mjolnir to my grasp, Abomination shaking his head as he stood up from his crater only to be smashed head first into the ground once again.
He roared as he stood up and swung at me, but I ducked under the strike while slamming Mjolnir into his chest, the force of the blow sending the monster flying head over heels through the air at a blistering pace.
With a grunt, I flew after him and came up to besides him, spinning around and delivering another blow that sent him flipping high up into the air before spinning a sparking Mjolnir above me and unleashing a vicious tornado that picked him up and kept him suspended in the air.
"Fear the wrath of the God of THUNDER!" I roared as I pointed Mjolnir at him, dropping down as the tornado died out right before dozens of lightning bolts slammed into him from all directions.
The sky lit up blue and thunder boomed for miles as I heard Abomination's pained roars, but I was not done as I flew up high before raising Mjolnir to the sky, the lightning continuously impacting the falling behemoth right before I heaved and threw the hammer at him.
The moment Mjolnir slammed into Abomination's chest, the sky cried as a monstrous bolt of lightning shot down and impacted the hammer, the behemoth feeling the full force of the lightning as he crashed into the river below us with a deafening boom that shattered the glass of every window for a couple of city blocks.
"Oh, that's…hah, I really need to learn to hold back." I muttered as I pulled Mjolnir back to my grasp while falling feet first into the water, looking around before smirking as I saw Abomination sinking towards the bottom of the river.
However, as I swam closer and grabbed his arm, my eyes widened and a surprised gargle escaped my lips as his eyes snapped open, the world around me popping over and over as I got slammed into the river from side to side.
My vision spun with each slam as Abomination let my arm go only for me to swallow even more water as he lifted and slammed a heel right into my chest.
The force of his attack knocked the wind out of me along with sending the water around us flying out in all directions and I stared at the sadistic grin on his face before growling and spitting out the water as I gripped his foot.
"You son of a bitch!" I exclaimed as I threw Mjolnir at his chest with a heave, a shockwave sending the gamma monster rocketing out of the river like a speeding bullet.
Leaping out of the river as the gaping hole began to fill back up with water, I pulled Mjolnir to my grasp before accelerating towards him and spinning the hammer in my grasp.
As I neared him, he went to grab at me and I quickly spun around his grasp, slamming Mjolnir into the side of his head to spin him around before quickly wrapping my arms and legs around him for a chokehold.
Also placing the hammer on the back of his head to push it forward, I ignored the aching blows to my sides as I tightened my grip and flew higher up, Abomination's body shaking as he struggled before I sighed as I felt him go limp.
The next moment however, I watched as his body began to shrink down, taking Mjolnir off of his neck and adjusting my grip as the injured and unconscious form of Emil Blonsky appeared in my arms.
'That…was a lot more work than I expected 'I thought with a frown as I let Mjolnir carry me to the ground, throwing Emil over my shoulder before humming with a smirk as I looked at the soldier.
I lost the chance at getting a Hulk…but why not go for the Super Soldier one?
A/N: And the chapter is done. We got one Hulk to like us and another to use.
Also, finally did my first sex scene, sort of. I can see why writers avoid doing them because it didn't feel…weird. It just felt uncomfortable to write it.
However…it also felt really fun to write so I might do more in the future. Who knows?
Another also, just saw that the Central Park Tower was finished building in 2020...Hehe~ Hey, the excuse of fictional universe works this time, huh?
I really need to fact-check my stuff.
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