Lisa fired up the memory wiping machine and the two agents were sputtering and fizzling like they were having a bad epilecptic seizure. Loona couldn't help but pull out her phone and record the idiot agents on video as they were being electrocuted. "This is funny." She smirked

"Loona, you might want to make yourself scarce." Lincoln pointed. "Like hide yourself in the bathroom until they leave."

"right. Good idea." Loona realized, then she went to the bathroom to hide herself (she needed to take a dump anyway."

After the shocking and electrocution was done, Lynn took the helmets off the agents, both of them waking up after a minute, looking around at their surroundings.

"Where am I?" Said Agent One as he felt groggy.

"Ah! My head, feels like it was hit by a golf club." Agent Two gently grasped the right side of her head. "What the fuck happened to us?"

Leni clasped Lily's ears before saying: "Watch your language! There are children here!"

"What are we doing here?" said Agent One

The Loud siblings looked at one another and tried to come up with the greatest excuse on why these agents should go away. At last, Lincoln came up with the perfect idea and he said: "You are on your way to investigate a case of demon activity in Mali. An evil wizard conjuring dark magic and bringing magic from the dead."

"Yes! And you needed my help to locate you to Bamako." Lisa said, "The capital and largest city in this intriguing Africa nation."

"Ah. That's right!" Agent Two suddenly remembered.

"just give us the coordinates and we'll get out of your hair." Agent One smiled.

Lisa did so and pulled out the imaginary location to where the supposed location of the "demon activity" was coming from.

"Have fun in Bamako!" Lincoln smiled.

"try to look for some lions." The rocker girl sang as the two agents went downstairs and getting in their van. Looking at her white-haired little brother, Luna then said: "Nice cover, little bro."

"Thanks. Spending time in Miss Dimartino's substitute teaching showed me many countries that speak French. Mali is one of them."

The siblings watched on as the D.H.O.R.K.S van drove off down the road, getting fainter and fainter with every second it was driving off. "Hope that's the last time we'll see those weirdos ever again." said Lana.

"Yeah that was way too close." said Luan. "Did you hear about the man froze himself in absolute zero?" she began joking now. "Well, don't worry about him, he's doing OK now!" then she started laughing. "Get it?"

of course, the siblings groaned at Luan's usual jokes. Probably because they have heard of this one before. "Real classic Luan. Very classy." Loona said as the siblings looked to see her next to them in her human disguise. "I got a joke for you. What do you call a person who almost died on her first time of the month?" Everyone was silent on that question

"I have no idea." Luan admitted.

"You." Loona flatly said as she pointed her right finger at the comedic sister. This did make the other Loud siblings chuckle a little, as savage as it was. "But yeah that was another close call." She pulled out a cigarette to smoke.


Hanging out at Gus's Games N Grub, Loona and Via were hanging with their respective closest human friends. "So wait," Via said as she looked around to make sure no one was listening, "Some demon hunting secret agents were trying to hunt you down?"

"They were trying to to hunt me, Blitzo, and my dumbass coworkers down after fucking them up last time."

"You've dealt with those guys before?" Asked Clyde

"Yep. And we humiliated them the last time me and the guys fought them."

"they didn't find out about Hell's secret, did they?" The disguised Goetia princess asked

"No, of course not. Lisa wiped the last thirty minutes of their memory with one of her experiment shit."

"Whew. That's good." Octavia sighed in relief. The four were met with Gus, the owner and proprietor of this said establishment. "You kids enjoying your food?"

"Yep!" Clyde and Lincoln nodded their head

"May i have more Sprite?"

"Of course, miss."

"And, for the record dude, i'm not a kid. I'm twenty-two."

"Oh. Sorry madame. I'll remember that."

"Good. See that you do, grandpa." the female hellhound rolled her eyes.

"Grandpa?" Gus sounded offended. "I'm thirty-nine!"

"Sorry about Loona. She's one to keep to herself." Lincoln smiled nervously. "Someone who prefers to be left alone."

"No worries, Lincoln. I've dealt with plenty of people like that before." Then he went to go fetch more Sprite for the disguised Goetia demon.

"What were they like?" Asked Clyde

"Weird and dillusional." Lincoln rolled his eyes. "They were crazy!"

"Sorry to say this Lincoln, but... those words are an understatement them." Loona smiled. "They're fucking crazy."

"Whoa whoa whoa, this is a family-oriented place." Said Gus as he brought Octavia's refill. "This is a definite 'no-cussing' zone in my arcade."

"ugh, fine. Sorry for cussing like that." Loona pouted as she crossed her arms.

"Thank you, sir." Octavia smiled as she gently grabbed the refilled cup.

"Don't mention it."

As Gus went to help another table, the four were left alone again. "The holidays are coming up." Lincoln realized. "Might do the Secret Santa with my sisters again."

"Best to get them online thab in a store." said Loona. "Black Friday is where all Hell breaks loose."

"i've seen the videos of people fighting over a TV in many stores."

"I know!" Clyde said. "It's chaos! Pure utter chaos!"

"Probably not as chaotic with the things that happened in Hell for us, buddy."

"Good. Me dying and coming to heaven to bring me back to life."