The titans currently had a problem the problem giant mutant Larva in the living room and Starfire and Beast boy knew about it. Raven crossed arms, "So My girlfriend knew beast boy kept one of killer moth's mutant moth larva , then feed it alien food and now it's turbo ultra mega worm!" she said arms crossed looking at the thing. silky was doing larva things and making it's sounds. The two nodded nervously. Cyborg pointed to it, " WHY WOULD YOU KEEP A LITERAL MONSTER! ...granted not evil but it's a monster made to be evil, it's a ticking time bomb of it's organic programming. It's meant to eat get bigger and eat more!" he said watching the worm eat the wall. Fixit said this, " let's kill it!" Chomp and pairs appeared and Starfire screamed and fired star bolts at them letting Silky get away.
Chomp and pairs in super mode roared in pain. Sorry if I typed armor out of habit a few times. The two dinosaurs were in pain. Max held out his hand, " did you just shoot our birds?" Starfire held a hand up and said, " I am aware this makes me the hypocrite on some levels!" that's when they all headed out to track it. Fixit following the slime trail pointing out something, " Slime is vanishing." Anne had hammer hands out as they followed "So what does that mean?" Jinx pointed as she saw it "cocoon."
form the mass of silk Silky came out now a moth flying around. The titans got ready but Starfire said one thing hovering, "silly please the come home?" she opened arms and in a moment the moth popped and became it small larva self again in Starfire's arms as she hugged and spun it around. Everyone below was covered in clime form every other part of silky exploding like a cartoon zit. Jinx said this, "...Smash it!" while wiping her face off, "kill it."
The Clay girl said this while cleaning off, "I will take shape of giant boot and smash it!" Robin then said this, "It just popped like a zit and broke our wall..Cyborg can you make it not grow." Victor replied, " you realize you are asking me to Fix a maggot right now , right?" Everyone was grossed out. Max said, " I think Silky would prefer dying over that." Zoe added one thing, " being raised by a Vet...most animals would." Starfire roared eyes flashing, " NO ONE IS TOUCHING ANY PART OF THE SILKY NOT EVEN THE GIRLFRIEND!"
Raven waved her hands, " Fuck it ending this shit!" She did her chant and made Silky glow, " there I cast don't age now he can't mature into giant moth again... Now can we go home I really need to wash, And Starfire...for keeping secrets I am sleeping on the couch for a month!" Starfire held Silky and let out a mmassive skyward scream, "THE NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
The boy wonder said, it, "Okay titans Go...hit the showers!" Cyborg said this, "his goo is in my gears." Fixit added, " Very much the same with me. The very gross...Starfire is still screaming." Beast boy added while fingering his ears, "yeah I guess Raven put her foot down too hard."
Later on Lily crossed her arms seeing silky and said this, "That thing is gross and a reminder of when My Brother had to pimp himself out." She said with the bluntness of a kid. Zoe growled seeing it and said this, "the kitten reminder is why I want to kill the fucking thing!" she said growling. Little sugar who came in said this, "I must side with my big sister plus it's a moth it eats clothes I don't want it to eat my dresses they are brand name." Big Sugar crossed arms, " I am wearing prada." He sucked his teeth then added, " And yes pumpkin you can raid daddy's closet when you are tall enough to wear them." Zoe pointed and said, "Now I feel better."
Max who was beside Zoe on the couch holding her said this, "Can we not. We are lucky the last few issues have been pet and Beast boy's goat blood allergy." Beast boy said one thing hearing that, " I eat meat and drank poo water man!" He said gagging greender then normal. That's when Fixit came in and said, "Please shut your literal shit mouth Beast boy...please stay to your cup too when drinking...we are watching you." he said doing the watching you thing.
Robin meanwhile came in, " Titans we have a strange strange problem." There was a roar form the upstairs bathroom, "The toliet is demonically possessed. We got a haunted potty." Fixit looked to beast boy, "At least you did not drink haunted poo water." Raven went off, "I will go sent it back to hell." she headed off bitching about it. When the magic user got to the toilet Raven said this, " GROSS UNCLE TARTIHS!" She changed to sent it away. Max's little sister comment, " This is why I love hanging with super heroes, it's never dull here."
Jinx cart wheeled in the new girl added one thing and that was, "Guys guys guys!" She said holding out a smart device , "Look at this. Video of silky popping like a Zit went Meme on us, people are putting it to gifts set to music. Silky is now internet viral pet hit!" Victor cleaning slime out his left leg on the table, "You can see were most of us will not care...Someone step on it!" Starfire hissed eyes glow. " I stand by my statement." Starfire then came up and stuck finger in the slime and licked it up. Everyone gasped, " What it tastes like the my people's version of cherry icecream." she said grabbing cyborg's leg unhooking it and licking it clean before returning it. Victor put it down and said, " Thanks for ruining icecream for me Star...Thanks a lot."
Little Sugar comment having a thought bubble that had the titans taking turns fighting guys in it, "I want to know last week when Dad's drag show was attacked the thugs in question had super villains tech remember, they had light generator gear for shooting lasers and making flash bangs form doctor light!" Lily held her hand up, "and when the hospital mom works out was attacked for having a gay doctor on it by that hate group, Remember hard guy had a laser blaster... Why do thugs have all this super villain tech?"
Jinx was sitting down at table feet on it, "Cute little sugar bugs. Super villains give tech to their henchmen and as super villains paying them is up in the air they are allowed to keep the tech. If a thug has super villain tech you can guess who they used to work for. Light gear doctor light, The laser gun well that's generic as can be and could be anyone." a news report came from down town where people with freeze rays where robing a bank. "And Mr. Freeze, henchmen!" She said getting ready to head out. Fixit going for h is mech suit, " I have a flame thrower attachment!" Pairs said this smiling, "come on titans go!" She called out heading out to the freeze ray fight.
At the fight Super pairs and chomp charged, pairs using her sonic form her horn to make them hold their ears so chomp could whack them. Fixit using flame thrower to counter freezes rays. Raven shielding people Starfire shooting. Robin drawing fire and throwing birdarangs at the guns to break them, and beast boy being a mammoth charging and stomping around unaffect. While Jinx waved hands to make the guns malfunction! Annie our clay doll had hung back to do sneak attacks by hiding as part of a wall so when the disarmed thugs came she came out as a net.
Fixit meanwhile was gathering freeze guns saying, "I shall add this to my mech suit it looks like it will come in handy. Also super mode hasn't changed anything since bring it in." again writer just got to pointed out he used armor not super out of habit sorry. Fixit said this, " Maybe Super isn't perfected enough!" He said saying, " but we have gathered up so much super villains technologies. I am ready for an upgrade making. I am going to upgrade all the things." He said turning h is mech suit tp jeep and rolling while blasting country music. Max comment, "Oh Mommy Marry got him into country." Starfire comment, "I don't get why people don't like it, I can shake my the booty too it."
