5x17 "Buddy The Elf" - Swellview is celebrating Christmas in July and the gang want in; Buddy gets an impromptu job as an elf that he hates, Schwoz looks for exciting holiday themed science projects while Danger Force battles with The Cell 3.0 looking to deliver presents attached with computer virus infection in their plan to brainwash and recruit people, the crew must fight to save the holidays.
Trivia: This is a Christmas special.
INT. SWELLVIEW PARK - - DAY
It's a jolly and happy day here in Swellview, everybody is celebrating Christmas in July! Currently it is July 24 which is Christmas Eve in July!
Danger Force are walking through the bustling happy go lucky Christmas decorated park with fake snow added to keep the realism and Holiday themed transition music is heard
Bose
I love Christmas! Every December me and my baby chicken who wears a cowboy hat go caroling door to door
Buddy
But it's July-
Bose
Then how's it Christmas?
Buddy sighs annoyed allowing Miles to take over
Miles
It's a Christmas Special! We're celebrating in July
Bose
Ohhhhh
Mika
But Swellview takes it a lot more seriously I mean they actually do presents, use fake snow, producers upload their Christmas movies, Christmas specials
Chapa (adding on)
One of my friends just made a Christmas Fanfiction for their series!
Mika and Chapa do the "yeahhh" at each other fully explaining it to Bose
Miles
But nowww it's just a jolly good morning here in Swellview!
Everyone is jolly good morning and singing as the place is similar to Henry Danger: Thr Musical with "The Swellview Summer Market Fight" as the the vendors are selling Ice Cream, Fresh Corn on the Cob, Hot Dogs, Beans, Christmas gifts, sweaters, holiday drinks, Christmas trees and more. with the Christmas music playing in the background except one vendor is depressed
Lil' Bobby Newser (Scrooge style)
So depressing… so depressing.
Buddy and Katie feel bad so walk up to the depressed worker
Buddy
What's wrong Lil' Bobby Newser?
Lil' Bobby Newser
My uncle's making me stand out here and pass out fliers so he can have an elf.
Katie
An elf?
Lil' Bobby Newser (sighing not caring)
Yeahhh he needs an elf for his mall Santa kiosk tonight where they do the gift thing for the kids blahblahblah
Buddy listens
Lil' Bobby Newser
Butttt nobody cares about being a stupid mall elf of Santa's Workshop but if I don't get atleast 10 fliers passed out today I have to go back in the sweatshop working and making toys in the very hot boiler room.
Buddy
Dude what your uncle is basically abusing you!
Lil' Bobby Newser
So pleaseee become an elf so I don't have to go work in the child labour sweatshop!
Buddy clearly doesn't want to but looks at Katie and she forces him
Katie
He'll do it.
Lil' Bobby Newser (happy)
Yes!
Lil' Bobby Newser hugs Buddy and runs off in a jolly Christmas spirit
Katie
See! We made his Christmas
Buddy
Yeah but I don't wanna be mall Santa at the gift drive. Those kids are so annoying
Katie
Buddy! It's the right thing to do.
Suddenly, Kai, Jayden, and Julian the Jakatown hustlers walk up skipping towards them
Julian
Churrrr trick or treat homies!
Buddy and Katie sigh annoyed
Buddy
What do you British petty thieves want?
Kai
Aye mate we have 50 pounds on us we don't need to steal anymore.
Jayden (gutted)
Yeah lad just chill out we can be friends if you want?
Buddy (firm)
No. Your just nobodies who use that London gambling stuff to cheat scam people out their valuables
Julian
Anyways mate Bobby just told us you got a job tidying at the mall
Katie
Yep.
Kai
Well when you're there can you tell Santa to get us some fish and chips?
Julian
Maybe a mince and cheese pie?
Buddy
What the- no! First I hate you guys and second Santa isn't real
Julian, Kai and Jayden all gasp offended
Julian
Churr Yeah hard watch you scrawny bloke when you see big man Santa you'll be proven wrong eh?
Buddy (roasting)
Yeah sureeee go scam an old man or something loser!
The three leave as Buddy wins the argument
Suddenly, we go to back to Danger Force's antics as Miles is having a deep conversation with Sissy near a knitting cart
Miles
Look… we haven't talked in a while are you okay?
Sissy is smiling being in the Christmas spirit with her sweater on
Sissy (smiling)
Yes, Miles I'm fine.
Miles
Once again I'm sorry about what happened with Chapa back in February and I know we've been on a break but now.. what's up?
Sissy sighs
Sissy
I honestly do forgive you. It's just I got accepted to a wizards club at school
Miles
Yeah thanks I love you t-WAIT WHAT??
Miles looks confused
Miles
Wizards Club?
Sissy
Yeah it's part of my Dungeons and Dragons semester at Hogwarts University
Miles looks disappointed with the ending
Sissy
Look we can still date and all that cute stuff but after this summer I'll be too busy off in Sir Roxbury.
Miles
Sir Roxbury?
Sissy (confirming embarrassment)
Wizard roleplay neighborhood in Scotland.
Miles
Oh.
They both nod at each other ending her uncomfortableness on speaking about the nerdy Scottish clubhouse
OPENING THEME SONG
Transition Music, exterior shot of Man's Nest
INT. MAN's NEST MAIN ROOM- - DAY
Danger Force (except Buddy) come up the tube and are instantly starstruck and caught off guard by all the Christmas decorations and festive displays
Miles
Woahhhhh Schwoz why did Santa throw up in the Man's Nest?
Schwoz chuckles
Schwoz
No! I'm looking for Christmas themed science stuff!
Bose
Why?
Schwoz
Becauuuuseee you remember Princess Daphne the princess I went to live with for a whole season?
Mika
Yeah… you missed the entire last season of
Chapa
GENUINE MOMENTTTTTTTSSSSSSS
Schwoz
Yes, yes I know. But ever since I moved back here to help you guys defeat The Cell I haven't had time to talk to her
Mika
So?
Schwoz
Soooooo it's Christmas and I have to get her a very special gift and I'm gonna use science to make it and to make up for it.
Miles
But how do you do science handy work on Christmas Gifts?
Schwoz (angry Yiddish/German accent)
THATS WHAT IM TRYING TO DO!
Danger Force all flinch at the rage
Transition Music, exterior shot of Deal or Ship.
The Deal or Ship is officially a Christmas miracle! All the kids are lined up and packed with their parents for the holiday gift drive, decorations are setup, all the cars have discounts, the plaza is playing Christmas music.
Buddy, Lil' Bobby Newser, Katie, Crank from the Chain Gang, and the Jakatown hustlers along with two other randoms are dressed up as elves/Santa's Little Helpers looking annoyed
Buddy
Crank why are you even here aren't you a villain?
Crank
This is my community service either that or I go back to the jingle cells.
Kai
Yeah, ours to. Basically we tried to scam an astronaut and we have to work here else be launched into space with reindeers.
Jayden
And Rudolph is MEAN…
Random #1
Yeah I'm Eve and this my brother Locky we both gotta be here to get extra credits and graduate Jr High.
Random #2
Yep
Buddy
Alright so we're all being forced to be here… let's just make it work
Everyone nods in agreement
Katie
Guys and I the ONLY one thinking we should be doing this for the kids???
Everyone
Yes.
Katie looks offended
Mall Santa Claus walks up
Santa
Ho Ho Ho! Merryyyy Christmas!
Buddy (annoyed)
Merry Christmas Santa..
Santa
Who wants Christmas Cookies!?
Santa holds up the tray filled with Christmas holiday treats, milk and holiday punch and the only person who takes anything is Katie who conveniently is the only person who knows about the true spirit of Christmas at the moment while the others stand annoyed and just want to go home.
INT. Thomas Cracker Prison - - The Cell 2.0 Cave - DAY
The Cell are all gathered having an bustling and busy Christmas Party with instead of mall Santa, they have a portrait of Krampus before he turned evil
Drex and Credenza who are dressed in their best holiday outfits and drinking juice together head to the middle
Drex (ringing jingle bells)
Excuseeee me can I have everyone's attention please??
Everyone stops talking and listens to the leader
Drex
Look no offense but all of you clones of the Cell 2.0 are garbage and terrible!
They all look offended
Drex
So unfortunately it looks like I'm going to have to accept Twitler's offer and make this place a bunch of Living Angry Computer Viruses
The audience uh ohs
Credenza
So our plan is to deliver presents boobytrapped with holiday drinks that is computer virus snot which when they drink will infect them.
Evil sinister sound effects/mini music starts playing in the background
Drex
And when all of town gets delivered these presents this Christmas our plan will succeed..
Credenza
And soon enough buddy WILL sell his soul to us.
Credenza
The Cell survives.
All
Long live the Cell.
Credenza
He is coming.
All
Truly, he is coming.
The camera pans out as Chapa pauses the video
Mika
Oh my god…
Miles
I can't believe they're gonna try to deliver rigged presents.
Chapa
Yeah thanks to Sima that photographer who snuck in and snapped some secret media now we know their holiday plans.
Bose
And we're gonna stop them.
Mika
So that means tonight when everyone's asleep…
Chapa (rhyming)
The Cell's gonna take a beat.
The Danger Force sound effect plays as the audience cheers but Schwoz walks in with a octopus
All
AHHHHHH!
Schwoz (angry)
Relaxxxx! She's friendly
Mika
Dude how many times do we have to tell you it's impossible to make Christmas themed science you should just go home to Daphne for the holidays…
Schwoz (throwing the octopus)
DONT TELL ME WHAT I CANT DO!
The camera flips
Danger Force are riding/flying a mom energy powered sleigh with hundreds of gifts attached to them but are holding each other extremely tight as no predicted, Swellview is experiencing a severe blizzard, snowstorm and very cold holiday weather
Shoutout
WHY DIDNT WE CHECK THE WEATHER…
Brainstorm (crying)
I just want to go home!
Volt
No guys if we go home Drex is gonna ruin Christmas!
AWOL
But it's a freezing cold snowstorm there's no way we can fight crime in this!
Volt gets quiet realizing they're all right and the screen cuts to black as the gang are faced with a tough predicament if they want to save Christmas
INT. SWELLVIEW DEAL OR SHIP - PLAZA - NIGHT
Now that it's night, all the bustling kids and parents have come through for the gift drive/mall Santa
A kid walks up to Santa and sits on his lap
Santa (jolly)
Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas little one! What would you like for Christmas in July?
Kid #1
I want to have be best friends with one of your elf's!
The gang all look scared
Santa kooky laughs
Santa
Okay pick which one you want!
They all point at Julian of the Jakatown hustlers since he's the most loser out of everyone
Julian
Awwww Crickey!
Kid #1
Come on let's play together!
Mom #1
Yesss come on we can take you home!
Kid
Mommy I'm so happy!
Julian walks off with the happy kid and his mom
Buddy, Kai, Jayden, the two randos and even Crank start feeling happy for the kid
Buddy
Wow…. He didn't even want any gifts he just wanted a friend for Christmas
Katie
Because that's what Christmas is all about. It's the season of giving
Katie walks off as O Holy Night from Home Alone play in the background
The music continues as we pan over to a shot of Danger Force all sleeping in the sleigh cuddled up relaxing in the peaceful snowstorm with it on auto driving mode
Suddenly, Chapa wakes up stretching in the warm sleigh
Volt
Guys… wake up we landed at the first house.
Danger Force all wake up cutely seeing the holiday lights decorated house in the cold storm joy neighborhood
AWOL
Alright… let's replace all the gifts and get home before Christmas Morning.
Shoutout
Right.
The gang get out of the sleigh as We Wish You A Merry Christmas rock version by SoundOfImprovisation begins playing in the background as we are treated to a montage
Drex and Credenza deliver presents to the door with the obvious virus rigged to splat when opened, however Danger Force replaces it with real presents throwing the box away.
This goes over and over for about 12 times as each time Drex delivers a bad present, the gang replace it with a good one. But as the temperature lowers and the snow starts becoming a huge problem, will the gang be able to save Christmas?
Back at the mall, Buddy and the elves slowly but surely start leaning the true spirit and meaning of Christmas as the kids warm their heart.
Schwoz after failing multiple times doesn't give up and is able to make a beautifully decorated Christmas dress that has a parachute inside, heels with rocket fuel/boots attached a royal holiday tiara with a Santa hat color coordination.
Schwoz is happy and immediately calls Daphne to show her he made a dress sleigh.
As Danger Force struggles and start getting weaken and battered due to the blizzard, they are getting tired of delivering gifts but have to push through. They even start carrying each other at one point because of how exhausted they are as the music continues
Mika
How does Santa do this across the world and we can't even do it for one city!
Buddy and the gang are having an awesome time at the mall, having fully learned the spirit of Christmas and are handing out gifts, candy canes, hugs, and more colorful spirited prizes to the kids.
The music closes off
INT. MAN's NEST GARAGE - NIGHT
Schwoz heads down to the man's nest garage, opening the secret passage way that leads to a small spaced cold ice freezer/refrigerator
Schwoz gets in the freezer
Schwoz
Alrighty!
Schwoz hangs the dress up on a rack to let the pain freeze up and dry in the freezer fridge
Suddenly, as Schwoz turns to leave peacefully the freezer door slams shut
Schwoz
What the butt?
Schwoz tries pulling on it yet the door won't open
Schwoz
Wait…
Schwoz actually gets serious and starts pulling on the door and it won't open
Schwoz
There's no way I have to spend Christmas is a freezer refrigerator…
Schwoz gets worried and starts getting colder
Schwoz (sad)
Please help…
The screen cuts to black as a new problem has occurred
INT. SWELLVIEW STREETS - MIDNIGHT -
The blizzard is still in effect but Danger Force are back in the sleigh flying off
Shoutout (yelling over loud wind and sleigh flying)
Okay! All the presents have been delivered now we can head home
Volt
Alright!
Everyone cheers and celebrates the fact that they saved Christmas
AWOL
Wait a second…
AWOL uses his binoculars
AWOL (realizing)
Illegal rooftop Christmas Party going on down there
Volt (yelling over wind)
But-but that's in a prison!
Brainstorm
Maybe the criminals took over the Penitentiary!
Volt
Can we please just leave it alone and go home it's freezing outside!
Shoutout (yelling over wind)
No we have to the right thing!
Everyone groans
Volt stops the sleigh and everyone gets ready to jump out preparing and taking their sleighbelts off
Volt
Alright. But this is the last stop we gotta get home for Christmas
They all hug each other tight grabbing on and they jump out the sky of the sleigh landing right onto the rooftop
Volt
Agh…
They all hit the floor pretty hard but get up brushing it off
Shoutout
Wait a second… that's The Cell
Brainstorm
Oh no.
The audience uh ohs
INT. MAN's NEST GARAGE - NIGHT
Schwoz is still trapped in the freezer, he's been in the fridge so long his skin is turning purple
Schwoz
Someone please come save me…
Schwoz waits for a few seconds but finally settles in that he's all alone
Schwoz sighs and gets up
Schwoz
There has to be something to survive being trapped here…
Schwoz looks around, and sees nothing but looks inside the dress he made for Daphne and sees an alarm button
Schwoz
YES! I forgot I added this button that alerts Danger Force just incase my pookie princess was ever in trouble
Schwoz immediately pushes the button which will send an alert notification to Danger Force
INT. Thomas Cracker Prison - ROOFTOP - The Cell 2.0 Cave - NIGHT
it's a windy, stormy night as Danger Force are standing almost 100 feet above ground in the grand finale night
Volt
Okay we need to make our move..
Suddenly, Danger Force all get an Amber Alert and check their phones
Volt
Daphne sent an alert for help to us in the Man's Nest Garage…
Brainstorm
But she doesn't even live here..
AWOL
Wait wasn't Schwoz making her a dress earlier?
Volt
Yeah you're right! It must be Schwoz calling for help
The gang all groan
Schwoz
Well it's too windy and cold out here to make two trips so do we go and save Schwoz and defeat The Cell right here and now!
The gang stand still thinking in the big decision and sigh
AWOL
Look Schwoz is our friend. We have to save him we can get the cell another time
Volt (cold)
Yeah plus we already killed their plans to ruin Christmas they can party all they want.
Shoutout
Alright let's go.
They all hug and cuddle up to AWOL shivering in the freezing night and teleport
INT. MAN's NEST GARAGE - NIGHT
Schwoz has been in the freezer so long he's lifeless on the floor about 10 minutes away from passing out and freezing to death
Schwoz (battered and destroyed voice)
Somebody… please
Suddenly, Danger Force all teleport
AWOL
SCHWOZ WERE HERE TO- Dang it's cold!!
They all start shivering
They see Schwoz's defeated state
Shoutout
SCHWOZ!
They immediately help him up and Volt lighting bolts and electrocutes the fudge out of the fridge door, melting it enough so it thaws out and is able to open.
They bring Schwoz out to the warm corridors of the garage as the audience cheers and applauses
Brainstorm
Schwoz you okay?
Schwoz (recovering and breathing heavily)
No… I have bodyfreeze.
AWOL
You mean brainfreeze?
Schwoz (stern)
No.
INT. MAN's NEST MAIN ROOM- - CHRISTMAS MORNING
Danger Force, including Ray are all gathered in the Man's Nest in Christmas Sweaters as it's Christmas in July morning!
Schwoz
Just waiting for Buddy.
Buddy comes up the tube
Buddy
Okay it's Christmas morning why are we all here and not with our families??
Ray
Yeah you will in about 20 minutes but we all put together a gift exchange.
Buddy
Oooh sweet!
Buddy sits down
Sima (holding camera)
Alright who's first?
Playful and happy chatter fills the air as the gang all open presents together, not as friends but as family fully saving Christmas as the camera slowly pans out and shows a shot of the Man's Nest — As everyone outside plays in the blanket of "snow", and a snowglobe CGI effect (similar to the one in Drake & Josh) says "Merry Christmas, from Danger Force"
Author's Note: Happy Holidays to whoever reads this in December! This one took a lot longer than usual for some reason. Might be because of all the plot changes I did.