A Maelstrom's Venture

Chapter 48

Red Means Stop

Venture Building

So after Eenie Meanie had "officially" moved in, while Naruto had made sure the boys didn't try anything to annoy her, though it would've been a funny sight if they did, since it would've reminded him of Tinkerbell from the movie, Hook, when she attacked the pirates in order to save the grown up Peter, yes it would've made a funny sight for the boys to be tossed around in such a way by an angry Eenie Meanie.

But after the introduction, along with the girl stating that she's quitting the Guild due to too many memories, which they agreed with, she decided to stay with Naruto, though Naruto was obviously against it at first, but after she made a statement by suddenly shooting into his pants again, right in front of the others, while telling him, "It's not like you have a choice stud!" She had yelled out for all to hear.

After which, Naruto had gotten in touch with Sheila about Eenie Meanie wanting to quit the Guild, where after getting the description about The Blue Morpho, though unfortunately they couldn't really describe him too well due to the influence of drugs, which surprised Sheila since she always believed that Naruto could heal from such things, but Naruto had explained that if the drug was new to his system then he'll be under its influence until his body managed to overcome it.

As for Eenie Meanie, it was basically the same with her, with Naruto being thankful that she wasn't in his pants during the talks, though afterwards was a different story, seeing as she'd quickly zipped into Naruto pants once more, making the Council Member exclaim, "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?"

With Naruto groaning awkwardly about having to explain why Eenie Meanie found it "fun" to spend her time on his dick, pointing out that it wasn't his choice since he didn't want to swat her like a fly or crush the girl in his hand, which Sheila had reluctantly agreed that such a thing wouldn't be right, though she couldn't help but feel somewhat jealous of the tiny terror being able to just "lounge around" on Naruto's dick whenever she wanted to.

But Sheila had decided to move on from that, while making sure to put it in her report, as well as possibly tell the other women that Naruto had slept with during the Doom Factory "attack," since she didn't want to be the only one jealous of where Eenie Meanie was currently "stay" for the time being.

After that things pretty much went back to normal, though as it turned out a week ago, Rusty had snuck into some celeb-party place, where he had somehow managed to invite Christopher Lambert to the their penthouse for the lunar eclipse viewing, where he had ended up issuing orders about everything going well for the group, while Naruto and Eenie Meanie were surprised by such a thing, since they didn't think someone as famous as Christopher Lambert would even show up at their place for such a thing, and while Naruto wanted to meet the famous celeb, he made a reluctant choice.

Meaning he quickly left the place before the party could even began, while dragging Eenie Meanie with him, where at first the little pixie questioned him about such a thing, only for Naruto to point out that he didn't feel like getting embarrassed by the Venture group in front of the famous actor, which Eenie Meanie, after getting to know the Ventures for the first few days, knew that Naruto made the right choice.

So after they'd left, Naruto had called up his girls, Triana and the twins, wanting to know what was going on with them, where Triana had explained that her parents had left to some magical gathering thing for the next few days due to the Lunar Eclipse and everything, which Naruto found as a good opportunity for him to visit.

As for the twins, it turned out that their mother and bodyguard were also away, something about visiting some old temple that showed images during a Lunar Eclipse and wouldn't vanish until a couple of days afterwards, which gave Naruto another idea of inviting the twins over for some Lunar Eclipse "fun" as well.

Which pretty much gave Naruto the chance to introduce Eenie Meanie to the girls, with the pranking pixie demonstrating her ability to change her size from a pixie-size to an average human-size, making Naruto happy that nothing "happened" during her pixie-size, though the girls couldn't help but point out a few "ideas" for Eenie Meanie to enact during their fun.

After the few days had passed, Naruto and Eenie Meanie had found out about Rusty's "near-death" with his "exploding pocket" and everything afterwards.

Few Days Later

Anyway, once things had settled down, things "kinda" started to escalate, meaning the Guild was starting to get a little bit desperate with try to catch, and kill, The Blue Morpho, so when a group of Guild agents, along with Brock and some OSI agents walked into the penthouse of the building, everyone became confused, even Naruto and Eenie Meanie, who were, at the time, reading a book together, though during that time, the Venture Family were somewhat confused about the book, what with everyone pretty much using Jpads for reading, but Naruto had explained that the books were interesting because they contained his ancestor's whole journey, where a couple of friends had kept the books and maintained them to this day.

Though Rusty questioned why Naruto kept reading them over and over again, Naruto had a deadpan look on his face, "Well for starters, I want to know everything that my ancestor got up to, since he had an interesting life, second, I figured Eenie Meanie would want to have a read of it too, since she might've found it enjoyable (I do!) and thirdly, I may use this book as a basses for my college studies in order to learn how to write stories, maybe as a "retirement plan" I'll become an author and settle down writing different stories or sagas." Naruto had answered, with Eenie Meanie speaking up about her liking the book.

Rusty figured he'll give Naruto that, since it would be pretty obvious that him and his boys won't be around forever, or whether or not the Venture line will continue and Naruto carries on living due to his healing factor, so he might need a fallback job for after he had his fill of adventuring.

Anyway, after their talk, was when the Guild and OSI came through the building and everything, where Brock explained that they were gonna help the Guild by stopping The Blue Morpho, which Naruto can somewhat understand, since the guy was killing villains, which was kinda throwing the whole hero/villain equilibrium upside down, for everyone, since both sides had found a perfect balance that needed time to get off the ground, but with the Blue Morpho killing the villains it was making things difficult.

Few Minutes Later

It didn't take long for everything to get set up, though Rusty was "trying" to flirt with Sheila once more, but she didn't even care,which was obvious for everyone there, but right now they were all focused on their mission of stopping Blue Morpho by using the sinister villain, Red Death, now Naruto had heard of him, hell, who hasn't in their line of work, with Naruto wishing he had the chance to meet the frightening villain, but his mission was to protect Rusty, just in case.

Anyway, the tech-support, Snoopy, along with Val and Patty, who greeted Naruto after being away from him for so long, with both women now looking more healthier and fitter, seeing as the OSI training had helped them out in that regards, not to mention cleaning them up of any drugs or other type of health issue, but while they wanted to greet Naruto in a more "fun" way, they unfortunately had a job to do, i.e. keep an eye on air traffic in case they get a pinning of a small flying car.

Where as Snoopy was monitoring where everyone was, even Red Death himself, though Phantom Limb didn't like that OSI was tracking agents of the Guild and was about to use his invisible hands to electrify Snoopy for such a thing, only for both Naruto to hold his axe at the man's throat, while Hunter had a gun to the villain's head, "You better stop that Bug Zapper, or else you'll be needing you limbs replaced again." Naruto warned in a gruff voice, showing his ancestor's blood peaking through once more, scaring the males in the room, though making his dad proud, but also exciting the women in the room as well for his authoritative order.

Though Sheila quickly got everything back on track, making Phantom Limb stand down, while at the same time try not to get excited herself at Naruto doing such a thing in front of her, where she also quickly asked how the "decoys" were doing.

Naruto just shrugs his shoulder and relaxes back in his seat, placing his axe next to him once more, though he was thankful that he'd put his book away in his satchel for safekeeping, Eenie Meanie on the other hand, "(ZIIIIIIP!)" had quickly shot off down Naruto's pants once more, having gotten excited from Naruto display before, she really couldn't "contain" herself from such a sight.

So~ while she was "busy" doing who knows what in Naruto's pants, though the awkward look on Naruto's face was obvious that it involved HIM in someway, along with Naruto having a twitchy eye at such an outcome, the women around them were exceedingly jealous of the horny pixie, but had no choice but to grin and bare with it, though when Eenie Meanie's clothes were thrown out of Naruto's pants, Naruto quickly pocketed them for her, but obviously the women were even more jealous of the girl now.

Later

After things had "settled down" from Naruto's and Eenie Meanie's not so secret relationship, Naruto and Rusty were making their exit to Billy's mom's place, though when Billy states how his mother was making Veal Piccata, Naruto couldn't help but find it both interesting and exciting to try such a meal, along with Eenie Meanie exclaiming in Naruto's pants that she'd like to try some, making both Billy and White look at Naruto in confusion at the woman's voice from in his pants, but Naruto simply stated, "Don't ask." Since he was getting pretty tired of explaining how a pixie was in his pants all the time, seeing as that joke was really starting to get thin for him.

So with that, seeing as Naruto was made to bodyguard Rusty for the night by going with him to Billy's mom's place, the four (five if you count Eenie Meanie) left the penthouse to let the Guild and OSI do their own thing, with Rusty yelling out not to steal his stuff or anything.

With Naruto also yelling back, "Also try not to kill each other due to your stubbornness and pride, and I'm talking to both the (G)COCK and Old Stupid Idiots!" Naruto quickly finishes just as the elevator door closes on them, missing both aiming their irk at him, though Naruto and the others were watching the group's reaction on his wrist comm, making them laugh at the sight.

Dinner Time

It wasn't long before Naruto and Eenie Meanie (Naruto being thankful that she had redressed and exited his pants before the elders saw that) were enjoying themselves, by having their meal, with Rose getting some doll sized knife and fork, along with a tiny plate for her as well, with Eenie Meanie having sliced some food off from Naruto's plate, since due to her size he didn't really mind.

Everyone was listening to Action Man's story about an 8 year old Rusty, landing on a fake grenade in order to save his dog, Scamp 3, from it exploding, only it turned out to have a joke flag suddenly jutting out of it with the words "BOOM!" written on it, which just so happens to pierce Rusty straight through his body and out his back, with the adult Rusty stating that the thing went through his kidney and his dad removed it with a local anaesthetic, with the 8 year old boy being awake through the whole surgery at the time.

Making everyone laugh at such a thing, with Naruto just shaking his head at such an outcome, "Geez Doc, no wonder you're so messed up." He couldn't help but exclaim.

With Billy and White agreeing, while Rusty mumbled to himself, "Understatement of the century(!)" With a deadpan look on his face.

Though obviously the elders tried to defend themselves, but unfortunately for them, Naruto's point of view was quite warranted, but everyone was still enjoying themselves, though the elder's roommate, Horace soon pointed out that Rodney, aka, Action Man, had killed a baby, though Rodney tried to defend himself by stating that the baby was a werewolf and that he saved his friend's life before the baby could attack the man, but Horace was still teasing him by calling Rodney a "baby-killer" just to both poke fun and embarrass the man, making the group laugh at the man's awkwardness of trying to explain himself for such a thing.

It wasn't long before everyone was happily enjoying their food, with Eenie Meanie flying towards Naruto's ear, whispering, "This is crazy and weird, right!" She couldn't help but ask, since the old people did live such strange lives.

With Naruto whispering back, "I know, I'm having a great time too!" With both laughing and nodding together, showing that they were both enjoying themselves, along with enjoying the food that Rose had made for them.

Later

It wasn't long before Rose, Rodney and White went to bed, while Naruto, Eenie Meanie, Rusty and Billy were still hanging out with Horace, who was explaining how Rusty's dad, Jonas, actually "collected" friends, presidents, movie stars, pretty much anyone that the man could "use" for his endeavours, pretty much told the group that Jonas was either the same as, or worse as, the villains that they fought, at least from Naruto's point of view, though he didn't voice it out since the others "somewhat" still loved the man.

Along with Horace stating how Blue Morpho was apart of his "collection" as well, but stated that the old Blue Morpho had died years ago.

Unfortunately Billy began hinting that Rusty might be the new Blue Morpho, while saying "Wink" each time, but Naruto decided to butt in on that, "Actually Billy, the Doc can't be the new Blue Morpho, since I saw him with Doc during the whole Doom Factory caper (sorry Eenie), so it's certainly someone else." Naruto stated towards the man, making Billy try and come up with an explanation for such a thing, such as Naruto seeing double due to the drugs in his system.

Though Naruto starts glaring after that, "Billy, I may have been high as a motherfucker that night, which was the reason why we didn't recognise with his blue suit, hat and mask, but I wasn't high enough to see double, so man-up and accept that we saw the Doc and Blue Morpho together at that night." Naruto states seriously, since he hated to be called a liar when he did actually see something.

While Billy again wanted to deny it, he couldn't really question Naruto's mind and eyesight.

Horace soon continued his story about how everyone was upset about the original Blue Morpho getting killed and everything, even explained about Kano being upset as well, though Rusty didn't notice that his dad's bodyguard and the Blue Morpho's diver, with Billy soon stating that both men were the same man, since Kano had become Jonas's bodyguard after Blue Morpho's death, though Billy had ended up believing the comic book version, but Horace denied such a thing, "Yeah Billy, the comic is a more "kid friendly" version of what really happened, also who knows what really happened in real life, since Jonas might've kept a few things out of the comics just to make himself look good." Naruto finished off, with Horace agreeing with Naruto, since a lot of horrifying things had happened to Team Venture in the past, not to mention the more "bloody" stuff that they did too.

But after Horace exclaimed that the comic might've stated that he kicked ass, causing the others to smile at him, "Well, I'm gonna join the old people and your boyfriend and get to bed. Don't be such a stranger, Rust. You're family." Horace stated while leaving the four by themselves, with Rusty, Naruto and Eenie Meanie getting up to leave as well, with the little Pixie zooming into Naruto pants once more, making Naruto roll his eyes at the girl, with her tapping his hip to grab her clothes for her, making Naruto sigh once more, but luckily both Rusty and Billy were talking about the whole Blue Morpho Sting plan being a bust.

Though unfortunately, Billy still believed that Rusty was the new Blue Morpho, while both Naruto and Rusty made their exit, with Rusty stating, "Whatever. Say good night to your "boyfriend" for us. Wink!" Deciding to wash the whole thing off his hands, while leaving Billy speechless about the whole joke, with Naruto agreeing about washing the whole issue away, though snorted when Rusty made that comment at the end.

Venture Building

Though as they entered through the elevator, they both bumped into Sheila, though it was obvious that she was NOT happy, where at first Rusty tried to "flirt" with her once more, but she quickly brushed it off, while stating that she's gonna kill the Blue Morpho herself, which made both men surprised that she would say such a thing.

Only for the elevator doors to not close or even move, "(Ahem!) Well, this is awkward(!)" Naruto couldn't help but state, which caused the woman to get somewhat embarrassed for such a thing, where she asked how the elevator works, "Oh, yeah, yeah, l-let me just!" Naruto quickly offered the woman some help, where she then awkwardly thanks Naruto for the assist.

With that, the pair continued through the penthouse, only to find the Guild members and OSI members were playing pool volleyball against each other, making Naruto and Rust look at the whole thing in puzzlement, with Eenie Meanie poking her head out from Naruto's pants to find out what the heck was going on, only for Rusty to just let loose and started making cocktails and drinks for everyone, Naruto on the other hand.

"A pool party with only guys, lame, I'm gonna call it a night, see you guys in the morning." Naruto simply states, leaving the group to have fun, with Eenie Meanie joining him, since she didn't want to be the only girl and everything, so she might as well have fun with Naruto instead, though as the pair entered Naruto's room, Val and Patty were there waiting for him, wanting to "greet" him just like they had planned when they entered the building.

Few Hours Later

It wasn't long after the party that things began to settle down, with Naruto managing to move the pranking pixie into her own bed, seeing as she always shifted her size to her smaller one after having "fun" with Naruto, with Val and Patty cuddling up next to him afterwards, thus everyone had a good nights rest after their own version of fun.

The End.

There you have it, and I know a lot of readers will more than likely complain that Naruto didn't get a chance to fight Red Death, but it just didn't feel like it was time, though just to point out I'm not saying Naruto will be fighting Red Death or not, since I don't want to leave any spoilers but just wait and see.

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