A/N: Based on an extended scene in season 1 'Prague'.
Greg watches Kendall nervously through the window. Ken has just done a line of coke and is sitting back with his eyes closed.
"What are you doing, man?" Roman is suddenly at Greg's side.
"Nothing, man." Greg tries to look casual.
"You've been following Ken around like a puppy since we got here. You know this is a sex party, right? Ken's probably not going to fuck you?"
"No! I mean, that's not…"
"What's going on?" Roman looks at him suspiciously.
"Okay look, if I tell you, promise you won't tell Kendall?"
"I promise."
"Seriously, man."
"I seriously promise. What is it?"
"Your dad asked me to keep an eye on Kendall. Make sure he doesn't OD or something. He said he didn't want him coming back in a box…"
Roman immediately bangs on the window, getting Kendall's attention. "Kendall! Dad sent Greggy here to spy on you!"
"He what?" Kendall sits up, looking around as Roman drags Greg to him.
"Daddy wanted Greg to make sure you don't OD. Isn't that nice?"
"Bullshit," Kendall scoffs.
"It's true, isn't it Greggy?"
"Well, yeah but… it's not like… he just wanted…"
Kendall looks seriously at Greg. "Greg, I'm going to do all of this coke right now." He gestures to the pile in front of him. "Unless you take it instead." He holds out the rolled hundred dollar bill to Greg.
"What? No man, I don't do that…"
"Then you'll have to explain to my dad why I'm dead. Come on, dude. What are you more afraid of, coke or my old man?"
Greg takes the bill and reluctantly bends down to inhale the drug. Roman bends over to watch.
"That's it, man," says Kendall. "You just saved my life. Dad will be so proud."
"Woo!" Roman pumps his fist. "Go Greggy! Let's get this party started!"