john phoenix was going to church with his uncle pheenix wright. john phoenix was not a christian because he did not believe in god, he believed in nobody but himself. thats what his father had told him to do. however john phoenix wanted to see what happened in church so he goes there now
while he was trying to enter all the people crowded around john phoenix they were even more interested in him than jesus. eventually john phoenix smacked a guy in the head and he died so people finally got away from him and he enterd
"welcome to court children of heaven god loves every one of you and wants you to be good people to all" said the priest
everyone nodded
"also" said priest "kill all gay people"
"OBJECTION" said john phoenix "the testimony... has a MAJOR CONTRADICTION!"
"what are you talking about john phoenix theres nothing in the court record that contradicts that" said phoenix
"turn ur thinking around uncle phoenix" said john phoenix "if it doesnt contract the evidence... it contradicts the rest of the tsetimony!"
"OHH" phoenix remembered when the priest told them to be good. this contradicted his earlier command to kill gay peopel"
john phoenix ripped off the priests mask and revealed that he was GOD! god flied up to heaven to escape but john phoenix used his psychci powers to create a portal to heaven so he got there first and punched god in the face and he fell back onto earth and died
"thank yu for freeing us from the tyranny of god john phoenix" said the angel "we make you the new god"
"OBJECTION" said john phoenix "waht are you stupid? why would i want to be god? i would be god powered. therefore it would not be impressive for me to win my court cases. also i wouldnt have time to babysit my uncle phoenix."
"oh good point" said angels
so thats how the world stopped having a god forever and everyone lived happy ever after thanks to john phoenix
the end