The Ultra Colosseum was practically shaking itself apart from all the excited cheering of the millions of Ultras, other giant aliens, and much much smaller aliens in attendance as the next round of the 12,753rd Annual Ultra Mega Monster Battle League Finals, one of the most heavily-watched sporting events in the universe, began!

"Eleking, I choose you!" Ultraman Boy shouted, twisting his hat back on his head as the eight Ultra Badges on his chest gleamed brightly, throwing out a capsule which burst to release his partner Eleking. They'd failed to win the tournament for over 250 years, but he was sure that this time, he'd win!

Across the battle court, Ultraman Blazar, attending the tournament for the first time, gibbered incoherently and physically threw his pet fire dragon Firdran into the field. Firdran screeched, spreading its wings as it flew towards Eleking, who started charging up for an Electricity Discharge Beam...

Only to grunt in confusion as Firdran blew right past him and proceeded to try and claw out Boy's eyes. "AAAAHHH! NOT AGAIN!" he shrieked.

Blazar cheered and hooted as he egged his pet on, only to look utterly confused as most of the audience booed him in disgust. Eleking tried to zap Firdran off his master, only to electrify both of them, which happened far, far too often to the young Ultra. Security forces entered the ring to try and catch Firdran and escort Blazar off the field, only for him to completely misunderstand what was going on and start violently brawling with all of them.

The audience started cheering again.

Marie, seated in her family's private booth, facepalmed. "Whose idea was it to let Blazar in again?"

"Well, he DID clear the qualifiers and met all the conditions for admission into the finals," Ken, munching on some ultra-sized hot dogs, said as he got ketchup all over his beard.

"I'm pretty sure that's because he beat them up until they yielded and let him in," Marie grunted as she stroked the head of Coesra, who was purring and reclining in her lap. Belial, chained up at her feet and wearing a muzzle, whimpered and pawed at her leg, only to be completely ignored. "Also, you got some ketchup in your beard."

"Hmm? Oh, sorry," Ken said, reaching for his cape.

"No, Ken, DON'T use your mantle," Marie snapped in exasperation. "You're not a child, use a napkin!"

Taro, who'd been about to wipe his hand on his own mantle, hesitated and did it on Ace's instead when he wasn't looking.

"Oh, right. Uhhh..." Ken glanced around, but no napkins were to be found. "I'll go get some. You want anything while I'm up?"

"Sure, some popcorn would be nice," Marie said gratefully.

"Okay, be right back," Ken said, standing up and leaving the box, much to the outcry of the rest of their family as he blocked the view with his wide shoulders and horns and kept stepping on their feet. "Sorry!"

"That Ultraman," Marie murmured fondly, shaking her head at his antics.

"You love him very much, don't you?"

"Yes, I WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!" Marie shrieked, realizing Kyukogo was floating by her shoulder on an extremely luxurious floating pavilion with several guards on the periphery and numerous gorgeous slave concubines lounging about the platform, massaging and feeding and pleasuring each other and moaning joyfully as their mistress stimulated them with her tails and magic.

Kyukogo gave her a perplexed look. "I was invited? This is the first year we Youkaliens are participating, remember? Oh, speaking of, there's one now!"

Down on the battle court, Bi'ceps was facing off against Mebius. "Go, Miclas!" the Ultra declared, sending out his Maquette Monster.

"Grigio, I choose you!" Bi'ceps declared.

Ultrawoman Grigio, clad in really sexy 'training gear' jumped out to face her opponent. "Gri, gri! Grigio grigio!"

"Is that...is that allowed?" a confused Jack wondered.

"She's doing it so it must be," Taiga reasoned.

Ultraseven shook his head in disgust. "What a disgrace."

"Why's she talking like that?" Zero wondered.

"I Ultra-think it's an Earth thing," Z suggested.

"Why are you even here? You're not family," an annoyed Ultraseven asked.

"You let Geed in," Z protested.

"My mother's here," Geed pointed out, nodding at Belial, who drooled and tried to hump Marie's leg, earning her a kick. She moaned happily.

"And that's my Ultra-godfather!" Z pointed out, indicating Ace. "That counts, right?"

"Where'd this stain on my cape come from?" a confused Ace wondered.

"The kid can stay," Taro said quickly.

"Yes, I know you were invited, but why are you HERE, in our booth?!" Marie hissed.

"Because I wanted to see you, obviously," Kyukogo stated the obvious. "Also, don't worry, none of your family can see or hear me, to them it'll just look like you're talking to yourself because you're slowly going insane from the stress of your job and are too polite to mention it."

"That's...WHAT?!" Marie shrieked.

"How are you enjoying my present?" Kyukogo asked.

"Your...what?" Marie stammered, struggling to keep up with the sudden shift in the conversation.

"Belial," Kyukogo said, nodding at Belial.

"Be- that was YOU?!" Marie cried.

"Should...we be concerned?" Taiga asked, seeing his grandmother apparently yelling at thin air.

"We'll talk to Dad about her cutting back on work before having her committed," Taro promised.

"Yes, it was me. How do you like her?" Kyukogo asked.

"Like - you changed her gender and made her a complete simp for me!" Marie yelled.

"No, I only did one of those things, she was already a simp for you," Kyukogo corrected her. "And besides, I thought you'd consider her to be preferable in this state since she's no longer an insane megalomaniac bent on taking over the universe or destroying the Land of Light. You're welcome, by the way."

"Th-that's...look, you can't give people as presents!" Marie stammered.

"Really? My people do it all the time," a puzzled Kyukogo said. "And also, I gave you Coesra, remember?"

"You...she was already mine!" Marie protested.

"I'm nyouuuuurs," Coesra purred happily.

"Yes, but she wasn't a cat," Kyukogo argued.

Marie had no argument for that.

"Oh look, my girls are up!" Kyukogo said eagerly.

Down on the court, Kyukogo's daughters Kyuhime and Nyahime were facing off against the Reionics duo Reimon and Grande in a doubles battle.

"Go, Gomora EX!" Reimon declared.

"Red King EX, crush them!" Grande shouted, both of their signature monsters taking the field.

"Ooh, your monsters are big and strong!" Kyuhime gushed.

"Ours are better, though," Nyahime preened.

Grasping hands, the sisters tossed out two capsules. "Hyper Zetton, Queen Joe, go!"

A Hyper Zetton and King Joe manifested on the field, but they were unlike any any Ultra had battled before.

The Zetton had a sleek black and gray exoskeleton on an incredibly curvaceous hyper-feminine figure with an hourglass figure, large glowing yellow breasts, a beautiful insectoid face with glowing yellow eyes and a forehead crest and a pair of antenna-like twintails, a glowing black and yellow scythe clutched in her yellow claws. "Zet-ton," she purred sexily.

The King Joe, on the other hand, was an incredibly shapely giant gynoid with a shiny metal body with large bolts sticking out of her massive hips and immense glowing energy panels on her chest, huge metal buns jutting from the side of her head, and a flawless metal face with a visor over her eyes. She beeped and booped in an erotic tone.

"...Whoa, since when did they make Zetton and King Joe like that?" an astounded Z asked.

"The Youkaliens can transform their kaiju into incredibly sexy monster girls," Zero exclaimed.

Z blinked. "Why?"

Zero shrugged. "Why not?"

Z had no answer for that.

"Disgusting," Ultraseven snarled. "The Youkaliens are turning the noble sport of monster taming into a farce. When it's my turn, I'll show them what TRUE monster fighting is."

"Aren't your monsters incredibly weak and lose all the time?" Zero asked.

"It's talk like that that got you abandoned for almost six thousand years," Ultraseven sneered.

"Wait, what?" Zero asked, dismayed.

"Oh, my girls are going to do wonderful," Kyukogo gushed as the fight began. "They already have so much experience with Slavemon!"

"...Slavemon?" Marie asked hesitantly.

"It's this multimedia franchise where young Youkaliens set out to conquer planets by capturing and enslaving the populace, then having those slaves battle, breed, breed even more, and help their masters capture stronger, rare, and more powerful slaves to achieve dominance," Kyukogo explained. "Naturally it has plenty of applicability in real life, and not just for monster taming either."

"...Isn't there a human franchise like that?" Marie asked slowly.

"We came up with it first," Kyukogo insisted. "Oh look, they won, just like I knew they would! Good job, girls!" Kyukogo shouted to her daughters as their Hyper Zetton and Queen Joe reduced Gomora and Red King EX to simpering, utterly besotted thralls, much to the disbelief of the Reionics.

The two princesses cheered and hugged each other as the crowd applauded. Or booed.

"Anyway, now that I'm getting serious in wooing you, you should know that I've arranged for another present to be delivered to you," Kyukogo said abruptly. "Coesra tells me that when you were young, there was a legendary kaiju you always hoped to catch, but could never find?"

"Coesra!" Marie hissed, glaring at her lover/pet/slave.

"Nyou wanted it so much, Marie! I remember how much nyou cried when nyou couldn't find it," Coesra mewed, and Marie forgave her instantly, she was too adorable.

"What would you say if I told you that I managed to find that very monster on another Earth?" Kyukogo asked.

Marie stiffened. "You...you found a GIGANTRON?!"

Kyukogo nodded. "I did."

"But that's...that's impossible, I scoured the multiverse for one, I thought they were extinct!" Marie stammered, getting hopeful and excited despite herself.

"They're not. And not only did I find a mature specimen, but this one has a child! She's a mother like you and I," Kyukogo said proudly, causing Marie to go into paroxysms of joy at the thought of how adorable a BABY Gigantron would be. "And she's also already inclined to like Ultras, especially since she's mated to the Ultraman of that Earth!"

That immediately put a halt to Marie's fantasies. "Wait...she already has an owner?"

"A MATE, they're raising the child together," Kyukogo insisted. "However, when I told you about her she was VERY interested and agreed to be yours...part-time, of course. Her mate wasn't too sure about the idea at first, but I can be VERY persuasive."

Marie was starting to get that.

A Gigantron. Her very own Gigantron! As she started breathing rapidly, Coesra, sensing her excitement, purred and wrapped herself around her. "That's...this is...Kyukogo, th...th-thank you-"

"Oh, look, my future daughter in law is up next!" Kyukogo interrupted. "And it looks like she's up against your nephew!"

Marie's eyes snapped back down to the court, where Nyahime and Kyuhime's fiance/slave Usatan was up against Ultraseven.

"I will show you Youkaliens what REAL monster fighting is!" he declared. "Go, Windom!"

"You Ultras sure use a lot of Windom in this," Kyukogo commented as the not-robot appeared.

"They're very popular and easy to train," Marie said.

Usatan blinked and wiggled her nose...

And suddenly the Star Fortress Orochimecha descended, shrieking from all eight mouths and causing Windom to wail in terror.

"I don't think your nephew is going to win," Kyukogo commented.

"Probably not," Marie said absently, lost in thought of all the things she'd do with her new Gigantron-

Wait.

"Kyukogo, Gigantron...is she...is she a monster now, or did you do to her whatever was done to that Hyper Zetton and King Joe?" Marie asked.

Kyukogo smirked and her pavilion started floating away.

"Kyukogo? Kyukogo! Get back here and answer me! KYUKOGO!" Marie shouted furiously.

"What's happening?" a confused Ken asked, having returned with napkins and popcorn.

"Great-Grandmother is going insane, it's quite amusing," Beliarok explained.

"Oh, okay. Guess I'll just keep the popcorn to myself, then."

Marie grabbed the popcorn from him and angrily started shoving kernels into her mouth.

Ken pouted. "Awww."

Down below, Ultraseven cursed and shouted as Windom waved a white flag, and Usatan was hugged by her amorous and adoring mistresses. Orochimecha seemed rather put out, it had hardly been a fight at all.