Pahkitew Island reacts to Revenge of the Island
Episode 3- Ice Ice baby
Note: To differentiate the reaction episode and the 'real Life' talks, I'll be using this method.
Episode = Character : Dialogue
Reaction = "Dialogue" Character
With that explained. Enjoy the episode.
The camera started focusing outside of the food Hall. Where a rat with a very very inflated head, indicating its brain was increased by the radiation, walked out of the woods. An eagle spotted it and dived to catch it, but the mouse eyes glowed and the eagle got paralyzed mid-air, to suddenly get bashed on the floor a couple of times.
"That albino genus rattus just did a perfect showcase of psychological telekinesis" Scarlett said "This is so impressive. How has the government not retained any of these mutants for further investigation?"
"Probably cause they're not a fan of getting toxic waste on their blood" Shawn said
The rat entered the food hall, where both teams had to endure Chef food. Sam took a spoon of his recipe, and ended up spitting it immediately.
Sam: Now I know why gruel rhymes with cruel.
The gamer then noticed the gruel he spat ended on Scott's face. Who was less than happy.
Sam: Oh, sorry, man.
The farmer threw the entire plate at him.
"Yeah. I'll do the same" Dave said with a disgusted tone "At least have the decency to aim to a empty place if you're gonna spit it"
Scott: Wimp. I grew up on a dirt farm. I can always chomp on a clod if I get the munchies.
The farmer bit the raw potato and smiled, but his teeth cracked which worried him.
"Hope that guy had dental plan" Shawn said cringing
"Oh great, now i have that dental plan voice from that cartoon on my head" Sugar complained
Jo and Brick were in the middle of a competition, trying to finish their gruel first, until Brick suddenly started to choke after accidentally eating his spoon.
Jo: Easy, jarhead, don't wet your panties.
The jockette punched the Cadet on the back of the head, making him spit the spoon, which ended hitting-
Mike: I like waffles, too... Ow!
Mike gasped and Chester came back out.
Chester: Darn kids. Back in my day, we ate with our hands like decent folk!
Zoey laughed
Zoey: You're hilarious! Unless you're not joking, but you are, right?
-confesional-
Mike: Okay, okay. I admit it. I...I have multiple personality disorder. I try to control them but they never listen to me.
-end of confesional-
"Yikes. He should be honest about that soon" Jasmine said
"Easier said than done. Specially with something like that" Dave said
"Woah, very delicate" Jasmine said "'That'. Has a name"
"Didn't mean it like that" Dave defended angrilly "Plus, you're downplaying it too with the whole 'he should be honest' about it"
"Dave has a point" Sammy said "Mike's condition it's very rare, and very complex. How can you even start explaining that you quite literally have more people in your head"
"A delicate and complex case" Scarlett said "And one ridiculed by media constantly"
"Yeah. Now i feel bad for liking the split movie" Shawn said
"My point" Scarlett said
Lightning took a bite of gruel, before he started choking.
Dawn: Don't worry, I'll save you!
Dawn quickly placed herself behind the jock and did the heimlich maneuver. Forcing the food out of Lightning mouth, And revealing a beetle was the cause.
Amy: GROSS
Lightning: Wooh! That was a close one. Phew! Thanks, creepy girl.
Dawn: Hmm? For what?
The moonchild lifted the bug, much to Lightning confusión.
Dawn: You're safe now, little one.
Dawn gave the beetle two little taps, as it purred.
"That's… something" Beardo said in shock
Cameron noticed the mouse arriving on it's table
Cameron: Look! A cute little Apodemus sylvaticus!
But the rodent started to levitate which worried him. And moments later everyone ran out of the dinning hall avoiding objects. Followed by Mike flying out the door, clear sign he was a victim of the mutant.
Chris: Attention, players. Please head directly to the looming tragedy that is Mount Looming Tragedy. Your race begins... now!
"We can all agree Chris sucks at names right?" Amy said with a smirk
"Yeah. Mouth looming tragedy, Mount McLean" Rodney said "What's next, mount honeyhive?"
When the teams arrived at the mountain, Cameron ended puking on a Bush.
Jo: If we were hamsters, I would've eaten you by now.
"What's her problem?" Sky questioned
"At this point you gotta stop asking that" Jasmine said "She's simply rotten"
Chris: Okay, mutant food, on with the challenge. Part one is an uphill battle. You have to climb all the way up to that cliff.
The teams saw the very uphill climb.
Chris: First team to reach the top gets advantage in part two. You can climb with your hands, or use whatever you find in the pile.
The teams turned to see a big pile of junk right at the base of the mountain.
Chris: Don't worry, this junk yard doesn't have a dog...
"Oh, I'm grateful. Poor dog could be hurt" Ella said
Chris: It has a giant mutant beetle!
Said insect jumped. It was human size, just about the same height as Sam. And it hissed angrily
Chris: Big guy's a bit of a hoarder.
"That's a very big bug" Leonard said
Chris: His ''estate'' is full of useful crud and disgusting crud. That is, if you can get near it.
Chris made his airhorn sound to start The challenge.
Chris: It is on!
Jo: Let's hustle, Maggots! Double time!
"This challenge could be for anyone" Beardo said
Cameron: Shirt... so... heavy… Socks weighing me down... Uh!
The bubble boy fell back… showing he was on the lowest height possible
"That's… just sad" Dave said
"You're not one to speak about strength" Jasmine pointed out
"At least i can carry my socks" Dave pointed out "Then again, Cameron strength comes from his brain"
Zoey: You can do it, Cam! Focus!
The redhead lost grip on the branch she was using. But was suddenly pulled up by a hand-
Zoey: Woah! Thanks.
Mike: Any time.
The duo stared at eachother for a moment and smiled-
"Dawwwww. I think if it wasn't obvious before. There's looove in the aiiiir" Ella said melodically.
"Yeah. And that's stupid" Amy said " First, this is a competition. And second, how can you be so hooked up for someone you've barelly meet"
"Specially a stick like him" Sugar added
"Teenage Hormones causes many of these effects" Scarlett said "Not many survive past a few months"
"That's so pessimistic" Sammy said
"I merely state facts" the redhead added
"I mean… i would lie if i said i wasn't crushing on you at first sight" Shawn said "Your skills just we're the final pull. Even if my stupid paranoia made me take stupid choices"
"Aww, that's adorable" Jasmine said
"Fickle" Dave grunted on the low.
Jo: Move it, Maggots!
The jockette then turned to see Brick
Jo: My Parents made me a climbing wall playpen.
Brick: Impressive. I conquered the rock at a sergeant junior boot camp.
Jo looked a bit impressed
Brick: Dislocated my hip getting my obstacle course badge.
And then she was more so confused or grossed out.
Brick: Check this out! Uuh! -Uuuh!
The cadet started to turn while holding onto the rock, with his abdomen spinning in a completely inhuman, yet impressive way. But suddenly what snapped was his arm.
Jo: -Nice. And when did you learn to dislocate your arm?
Brick: Just now.
"They better have some good medics there" Max cringed "Who am i kidding. Chef it's the closest and he can't nurses a good food"
"Hey, You finally said something" Sugar joked
"I didn't have anything interesting to add" The former supervillain said
Lightning: Sha-zoom! Sha-pooby, Sha-
Scott: Shut your mouth for once!
"Thank You" Dave groaned
Jo: Get ready to lose to a girl again!
Lightning: What girl? Who's he talking about?
"Really?" Amy said "He can't tell Jo's a girl?"
"Wait, is she?" Sugar asked, making the ponytail blonde facepalm.
Meanwhile, Anne María was standing at the base of the mountain, clearly not showing any sign of taking part in the challenge.
Chris: And will the lady be participating?
Anne María: Pfft! Have you seen my nails? These are why. I drive with my feet!
"Guess she's next" Jasmine said, rolling her eyes.
Lightning was climbing. Then suddenly he turned around-
Lightning: Sha-woops!
-and kicked some rocks. Which caused Mike And Zoey to fall too. And they crashed into Cameron, taking him down too.
"SON OF A-" Sky suddenly screamed, but then she took a very deep breath "-I'm not gonna say it. I'm not gonna say it"
"Nah, say it sister. We're free. Curse that man like the freedom allows you" Sugar said
"Sugar. There's this thing called shutting up. Learn it, and use it" Dave said
"I find Sky outburst perfectly understandable under her personal beliefs despite not agreeing with them" Scarlett said "So i believe she shouldn't feel afraid of cursing"
"So you don't believe in fair Game?" Max questioned
"Under other circumstances i do" The redhead said "But in something like Total Drama, rules are meant to be broken… Chris does it all the time"
"Uh, hate to interrupt. But it's that beetle breathing fire?" Rodney exclaimed as they saw B avoid said flames
Sam: Oh, come on! fire too?.Seriously?
Dawn: We must distract his tortured soul.
The Blonde started to search around a pile of trash, until she found a flute.
Sam: Toss it over! I've got a Folk Band at home and a high score.
Dawn complied, but Sam notes we're so off beat, that the beetle stopped attacking B… to go after him.
Sam: AHHHHHH.
The gamer dropped the flute and started to run. With the beetle rolling into a ball to chase him.
Sam: The console makes better music.
Zoey saw B moving a barrel-
Zoey: Hey, the Rats have the right idea! Maybe we could use something from the trash pile.
"Wow. Very original" Amy rolled her eyes
"Hey. It's that or climbing" Sammy defended "Not like you ever had an original idea either"
"That's so not true-"
"Then why did you always steal my ideas?" Sammy fired the right shot. Leaving Amy without comeback.
Back on the mountain, Chef was waiting on the top with ice blocks.
Chris (walkie talkie): You know what to do. Ice 'em!
The cook smirked and lifted one of the ice blocks.
Lightning: Chef! Make way for the Lightning! Sha-bam! Sha-boom!
The former military launched the block, impacting Lightning directly, And causing him to fall, taking Scott on the way down. Jo barely avoided another impact.
"Nice moves from Jo" Shawn said observing "She may be a jerk. But she can back her words"
Jo: Hey! Hey, Pouf-head! Too bad they don't make spray-on style, you could use some!
Anne María crushed her spray can
Anne María: What you say to me?! Oh, it is on!
The jersey girl started to climb the mountain. Chef lunged an ice Block towards her, but it shattered against her hair.
Anne María: Hey, quit it!
Another block impacted her, but it had no effect.
Anne María: I'm coming for you, pasty!
Jo simply smiled.
-confesional-
Jo: Every team has a weak link. As leader, it's my job to find that link and manipulate it into doing whatever I want. Leadership has its perks.
-end of confesional-
"That's not a leader. That's a dictator" Sky said frustrated
"Woah. Let's not go that far" Jasmine said
"Nah, She's right. Sounds like how you tried to lead the salmons" Topher said
"No it's not-" Jasmine defended
"You grabbed Rodney immediately disregarding his opinión/posture for leadership" Scarlett said "So while not as aggressive or manipulative as Jo. It was indeed, a very bad impression of taking control"
"That's not-" The Australian tried to argue "-okey maybe it was"
Zoey: Come on! Let's get climbing.
Zoey trew a grapple on a cord and started to climb. Mike used a pair of plungers, And Cameron ball made of chewed up gum.
"Nasty" Dave cringed
The camera changed to show Sam getting punched by the beetle while it was holding him in a headlock.
Sam: Feel free to help any time!
Dawn pondered, before gasping.
Dawn: Wait!
The moonchild reached into her back and revealed the little beetle from breakfast.
Dawn: Look! Is this why you're so distraught?
The mother turned, as the baby beetle jumped towards her. The bigger beetle patted it with its sticky leg, causing the baby to burp a bit of fire, before they decided to return to the pile of trash.
Dawn: That was beautiful.
Sam: I can taste my spine.
"Couldn't she have done that earlier?" Leonard asked
"She could. But she didn't cause she secretly enjoys other getting hurt" Sugar interjected
"Stop proyecting yourself Sugar" Dave said rolling his eyes.
B lifted two wires of a device that was wrapped around a toxic waste barrel, which also had a sofá over it.
Sam: Baking soda? A broken chair leg? I was clobbered by a giant fire-breathing beetle so you could collect this?!
B simply sat on the couch and made a gesture that indicated the rest should join him. Which they did as they didn't have more options, although Scott only grabbed a side of the sofa. B connected the wires, which caused the sofá to rocket up.
Jo climbed up, much to chef shock as he was distracted. But both saw the rats rocket up… And they ended up crushing Chef.
Dawn: You did it, B! We won the challenge!
The rats celebrated. Before they heard a scream, And Scott landed by their side.
Scott: Ow!
-confesional-
Scott: Okay, seriously, Beverly, the explosives expert mime, has to go!
-end of confesional-
"Looks like the big bad planner it's a little baby who can't take a rough fall" Sky said
Chris: Slow yer roll, nature's nurse, I say who wins.
Jo laughed cocky.
Chris: The Rats! Thanks to B!
The Rats cheered again, minus Scott
Chris: You see how I do that better?
Jo: Wait a minute, I got up here first! We won!
Brick: We won? Yeah!
Chris: First team to the top wins, that means the whole team. You're still missing some members.
"Ha. Double karma" Sky said with a smile
Jo: -Pfft, whatever.
Anne María finally arrived at the top And started to Charge towards Jo.
Anne María: Die, blondie!
The Jockette merely moved to the side, And Anne ended up punching Brick.
Brick: Aaah!
A snap it's heard.
Brick: Hey, it's fixed! Thanks so-
But he was stumbling towards the cliff.
Brick: Yaaaaah!
The cadet ended up falling off.
Brick: My other arm!
Chris: Who else is heading for a fall, literally? Find out after the break!
"Is he going to be okey?" Sammy asked
"People have survived worst on this show" Amy said "I mean, we all survived being shot form a canon"
The camera came back after the break, showing both teams in the middle of a snowy terrain. Which Made everyone shiver.
Chris: Greetings, ice teams! Cold enough for ya? I'll take that as a "yes".
"That's not good for the body" Rodney said "One of My brothers played out in the snow in his regular clothes, he spent a whole week sick"
Chris: Time for part two of today's challenge, capture the snow fort.
The camera showed two very different snow forts. One was shaped like a castle and looked very solid. While the other one was barely a snow house.
Chris: To win, you have to either demo the enemy's fort or capture the flag and bring it back to your own fort.
"Why didn't we get a challenge like this?" Max complained "Sounds far more enjoyable than chasing a monkey"
"Guess Chris wasted all the budget on his killer robots" Jasmine said
Chris: Rats won the first part so… they get first dibs on the forts.
Lightning: Sha-sha-b-b-easy! C-c-c-castle!
Scott: Nuh-uh! G-gotta be a trick. Nice on the outside means nasty on the inside. We'll take the shack.
Sam: I hope it has a fireplace!
But the fort was indeed. A non-house that was melting off.
Sam: -Great! The crappiness is thorough.
The rats gave Scott angry looks.
-confesional-
Scott: All part of the plan.
The farmer laughed nervously.
Scott: Is it hot in here?
-end of confesional-
"That's a backfire if Ive ever seen one" Topher said as the maggots celebrated
Chris: Listen up, players, here's how it works. Use the shovel in each fort to fire your collection of mystery snowballs, which you can fire at each other's forts.
Scott: Awesome! I took out my uncle's left eye with a meatball this way.
"Not something to be proud" Sammy cringed
Zoey: Why are they called mystery balls?
Chris: Because they all inflict major damage, thanks to the secret weapon hidden inside each ball but some will damage you, so choose wisely.
"Yeah, far better than some of our challenges" Max said
"If your idea of entertainment of launching snowballs filled with lord knows what" Dave ranted
Chris: Each team has to elect a captain to command and conquer starting... now!
Brick/Jo: As team captain, I say we...
Jo: Thumb-wrestle. Start!
They locked hands and started the duel. And Jo ended up winning.
Brick: Ow! Never met a girl stronger than me, Captain.
The cadet made the military salute.
Brick: Not even my ma!
-confesional-
Jo: Seems Brick's a gentleman. He hardly tried. And chivalry is a weakness I can take advantage of.
-end of confesional-
"Those two so desire each other" Sugar said rolling her eyes
"Really? Cause they seem more like Jo would rip His arm of if she could" Sammy said
"Those who fight, love each other" Sugar said
"With phrases like that. I can see why you grew to be so toxic" Sky muttered
Jo: Brick, Lazy, Zoey, you're on offence. Your mission, capture the enemies' flag. The rest of us will defend the fort and fire the snowballs.
The trío in offense started to walk out, but Mike grabbed Zoey's arm for a moment.
Mike: Be careful, I think Scott's psycho.
Zoey: And you... don't let Svetlana pull a hamstring!
The duo smiled, Before noticing the awkward scene.
Zoey: I gotta go over there.
-confesional-
Zoey: The guys back home are gorgeous, but they're all hockey thugs and juvie rejects with a collective IQ of ten. Mike is hot and smart!
The indie chick sighs happily
Zoey: I was really starting to think hot, smart guys were imaginary, like unicorns and perfect hair.
-end of confesional-
"So vomitive… but I sorta see her point" Amy said "Most guys in high school were uggo nerds, jockey brutes or wannabe punks. Easy to make your bidding"
"And i still can get my head around where I've seen her" Dave said
"She kinda reminds me of Sky. But if she had less self esteem" Shawn said
"More like if she had Dave lack of romantic awareness" Jasmine said
"What?" Dave asked offended
"Oh please, everyone know You were day one drooling for Silver sports over here" Sugar said "Much like how that red dot it's drooling for that stick man"
"Well yeah but…" Dave said before letting out a sigh "Whatever. You do have a point"
Scott: I'm captain. Live with it. B, Dawn and I stay here. Lightning and Sam, capture their Maggoty flag.
Sam: Um, maybe someone with a little more "leg-foot" coordination should-
Chris: And...go!
The air horn blasted through the speakers.
Lightning: Let's book it!
Sam: Great! More running.
The camera showed Chris and Chef enjoying some drinks in a corner with a parasun, and cold drinks.
Chris: Hurry up, my ice is melting! And your forts will too if the sun gets much higher.
"Of course there's a twist like that" Scarlett said
Sam ended up tripping, and started to slide on the ice, surpassing Lightning.
Sam: Looks like the Thunder's gonna arrive before the Lightning! I'm Thunder.
But the ice ended up cracking And Sam took a splash. To then emerge in a block of ice.
Chris: Forgot to tell ya, no man's land is more like no man's water.
"Off, that's not good" Dave cringed.
Scott: No, I'm not going to listen to the snowball, I'm going to chuck it!
B walked outside of their fort, And noticed a piece of Ice relatively intact, the genius smiled and opened his coat, revealing a couple of tools.
Dawn: But it's full of negative energy.
Scott: So am I.
The snowball exploded, covering him in ashes.
The Pahkitew group laughed at this, but Sky specifically had a laugh so hard it made her fall over to Dave's side.
"Woah. Careful" Dave said holding her
"S-sorry" Sky said between giggles "But seeing that jerk get a blast to the face was too good" she said before continuing her laugh. Dave let a small smile across his face. Which he quickly hid when he noticed Ella looking at them with a look that can easily be translated as 'common, kiss'
Scott coughs, before dawn placed a hand on his arm.
Dawn: You weren't held enough as a child.
-confesional-
The farmer was curled into a ball shivering.
Scott: Okay, she's gotta go too.
-end of confesional-
"Was she serious?" Rodney asked
"Probably" Topher said
Jo: Hey, spray head, didn't I tell you to go capture their flag?
Anne María: I ain't riskin' fly-aways!
The jockette gave her an annoyed look. Before grabbing her spray and throwing it to the field.
Anne María: No! Oh, this ain't over!
The jersey girl started to walk to retrieve her can.
Anne María: Lousy Jo making me run out here!
Jo: Too easy.
"Hate to admit it, but that was smart" Sammy said
Brick: Incoming, twelve o'clock!
Anne María: Hey, guys, wait up!
The snowball collided with Anne's hair, but it did nothing to her. Which gave Brick an idea.
Zoey: Oh, no, we shouldn't.
Brick: I am afraid we have no choice!
The cadet went behind the jersey dive and started to push her. Which caused her hair to act like a human shield.
Anne María: Hey, quit pushing!
"Speaking of Smart" Max said
"That noodle fest of a hair was useful after all" Amy said
"Thought you liked her hair?" Shawn said confused
"eugh no" Amy said
Lightning managed to take the ice block we're Sam was trapped out of the water.
Lightning: Don't worry, buddy, Lightning will get you out, after we win.
But before the jock could run, he was hit face first by a snowball. Knocking him out cold.
"And down goes the jock" Beardo commented like it was a sport game
Suddenly a bigger snowball fell on the rats base, And it exploded to reveal it was the mutant beetle.
Scott; Whoa! Remember her? She organized your family reunion!
The baby beetle stood on the bigger one head And waved at Dawn.
Scott: Don't hurt us, hurt them!
The beetle jumped off the window and started to run towards the maggots base.
Dawn: I didn't know you were a beetle whisperer.
The farmer scoffed And returned inside, just as b placed the ice, now molded into a oval mirror, on top of the front wall, which caused it to reflect the sunlight towards the maggots base, And quickly the strong walls started to become water
Cameron: uh-oh, we're melting!"
"It's that legal?" Sky questioned
"Chris never mentioned the snowballs we're The only way to take down the fortress" Scarlett said
"Do you always have an answer ready to annoy someone?" The olympian grunted
"Merely stating facts" the redhead dimised.
Jo: Mike! Do your Svetlana thing and get on the catapult!
Mike: I-I-I can't! My personality... I mean, impressions are hard to, um...
Cameron: And first up on the vault, five-time Russian champ...
Mike gasped
Svetlana: Is Svetlana!
The Russian athlete did a flip into the shovel, And was launched by Jo.
Jo: Get the flag, Svetlana!
"Wait. No way a 70 pound male can make that distance" Scarlett said "If my math it's correct. Which it it's. Svetlana will end up-"
The camera showed a shake on the castle, and Svetlana against the floor in front of the window
"Crashing against their open spot" The redhead completed.
Mike gasp was heard, And when stood up. He ripped off his ragged shirt, revealing a very worked body, along a small pendant with a golden piece. This, along his hair now being pulled back like a greaser and his New York bronx accent indicated another personality was in control.
?: Oh! One side, losers.
'mike' pushed scott of the way And grabbed the flag, just as Brick, Zoey and Anne María arrived
Vito: Eh-oh, you lookin' for this?
Anne María: Oh, my!
Scott: That's ours! Hand it over!
But the boy merely swatted him away with his hand. Before Zoey reached for him.
Zoey: Mike, let's get it back to our fort!
?: Eh-oh, pasty, you wanna touch the Vito, you gotta make an appointment.
Anne María: Now that's what I'm talkin' about!
"So… Vito?" Dave said "That Bronx accent And that attitude… he's basically every teen movie handsome jerk"
"Who cares about that?" Sugar asked "I'm more intrigued on how a stick like him has abs like a grill"
"Considering the very Macho personality of Vito, And Svetlana is talented as an olympic athlete. It's likely they're behind Mike muscle mass being this developed" Max said
Brick: C'mon, Mike, the play's over, you win best actor. Now gimme the flag!
Vito: Oh, yeah, over my tanned body!
Vito winked at Anne María, much to her delight, And Zoey confusión.
Vito: Let's rumble!
The three men started to fight, until Scott got launched outside of the window.
Scott: What the...?!
The farmer saw the magnifying glass, And how it was destroying the maggots' fortress. Not helped by the beetle stomping poor Cameron.
Scott: Crud!
The farmer picked up a rock and smirked
Scott: Hmm, try and talk your way outta this one, Bev.
Scott threw the rock, changing the direction of the glass, which reflected the sun against Sam ice cube, melting it, but at the same time, reflecting the light back to their fort. Absolutely melting it.
Scott: Nice magnifying lens, Beverly! That's sabotage.
"SON OF A BITCH" Sky finally exploded.
"YEAH" Sugar cheered "LET THAT HATE OUT GIRL"
The pageant queen was silenced by a pillow to the face.
Lightning: Huh? What? Hey, let's go, we gotta win this.
But he ended up running right at the broken ice, encasing him in a block. Just like Sam was before.
Sam: Sha-bam.
-confesional-
Mike: Okay, did Vito show up earlier?
Mike groaned in frustration.
Mike: Chester and Svetlana are hard enough to keep in line but Vito! Things just went from tough to sucktacular.
-end of confesional-
"Dude. You need to figure things out fast" Shawn said "Harder to do of course"
Scott: I told you! B stands for bad man and Beverly is a bad man!
Sam: I never took him for that guy, but, fact-wise, it would seem he's that guy.
Scott: How can you trust someone who is so secretive that he doesn't even talk?
Sam thought about it, before Scott approached Dawn.
Scott: He hates nature, you know.
Dawn gasped, just as Scott turned to Lightning.
Scott: I've read B's diary, he calls you Fizzle. Just thought you all should know.
"Oh I can't wait until someone finds the rat you are" Sky said, gritting her teeths.
Chris: After another jam-packed day of losing, it all comes down to this. The following Rats are safe. Dawn.
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Lightning.
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And Scott. Which leaves Bev and Sam.
Sam: At least I'm not going home first!
A scream catched everyone's attention, And before they knew it. Dakota collided with Sam.
Chris: I hate it when losers get all "clingy".
Dakota: Hey, Sam.
Sam: Oh, hi, Dakota.
"Dawwwww" Ella and Sammy cooed at the same time
"Guess there's it's hope for them" Dave said with a small smile.
"Nah, Chris will throw her out in a flash" Jasmine said
Chris: Oh, Dakota, you're no longer competing, remember?
Dakota: I don't care about the money, like I need it. I just want, um… Closer, please.
The cameraman got closer to her.
Dakota: Thank you. I just want camera time. People need to see more of my sparkly adorableness if I am going to get my spin-off reality series.
"So much for hope with him. She doesn't care Beyond a little hello" Jasmine said
Chris: You know how you flew off into the sky last episode? That means you're done, forever.
Dakota: No! Please! I'll do anything!
Chris: Listen, princess, this is my show.
Suddenly his cell phone rings.
Chris: -Huh? It's your daddy. Hello, Mr Milton. How much money? -You're back!
Dakota: Yes! Thanks, Daddy.
Chris: As an intern!
Dakota: An intern?! NOOOO!
Chef Carried her away.
"That's a fate worse than death" Leonard said in a ominous tone
Chris: And… the toxic marshmallow goes to… B!
The silent boy lowered his head, before avoiding the marshmallow, which sunken into the ground.
Chris: Time for the Hurl of Shame, buddy.
And so, B was sitting on the device.
Chris: Any final words, Beverly?... Any words at all?
B Made some gestures, as if he was about to speak. Much to his team shock (And scott fear) but no words came out, he was struggling.
"Is he really gonna-" Max asked
Chris: Time's up!
Chef pulled the lever, And B was sent flying. With a low tone scream heard.
"Fuck" Sky said "I was hoping he blew Scott plan on his face"
Chris: Come back for more mutants, mayhem and manipulation, next time on Total… Drama… Revenge Of The Island.
Ella placed the episode on pause just before it went to commercial break.
"Good. Now, what did you think of this one?" Ella asked
"Well that challenge was far more entertaining than anything we did" Max said
"A snow challenge could been cool" Sammy said "The closest was the avalanche area on the zone race"
"Yeah… i rather chase a monkey than getting an ice block to the head followed by a 50 feet fall" Dave said
"We also meet a new Mike personality" Scarlett said with her notebook in hand "Vito, seems to have a Bronx, tough guy attitude. A bit of flirty casanova… I have my theories, yet i refuse to say them because they're pretty drastic"
"How drastic?" Sammy asked, to which Scarlett whispered into her ear "Oh… yeah… Better keep that in secret"
"And he seems to be interested on Anne Maria" Rodney said "Poor Zoey, she must felt devastated"
"Hey, they're not dating" Sugar said "So nothing to feel bad"
"Let me put this easy Sugar. If Leonard had flirted with someone like Ella or Sky, would you have felt okay?" Dave asked. Sugar face was enough to answer.
"You win this one clean stick" The pageant queen grunted.
"I'm just hoping they find out Scott very soon" Sky said "He cant get away with all this shit"
"Unfortunately, he seems like a good liar" Ella said "B didn't deserve that"
"Yeah, but B time was ticking anyways" Topher said "You can't expect to go far in a game with social component if you don't say a word"
"He's got a point" Beardo said sheepishly
"Im surprised Dawn fell for his trick" Dave said
"Well, she seemed to enjoy being around the dirtbag" Amy said, before opening her eyes in shock "You don't think-"
"Them?" Shawn asked "I mean, they're bot nature people… kinda"
"Well Dawn did look pretty happy when Scott talked to the beetle" Leonard said
"Hopefully it makes Scott change" Rodney said
"A low chance" Scarlett dismissed
"But if there's one love that has chances its Samuel and Dakota" Leonard said
"Yeah, Dakota did come back in a way" Shawn said
"And. She seems a bit interested" Dave added "Bare minimum, she treats him like a human being"
"Oh please. She only came back for the cameras" Jasmine pointed out "Although i respect Sam for not being a pervert"
"Thats a big achievement" Amy snarked
"I believe there's hope for them" Ella said
"Of course you do. You always believe there's hope for everything" Jasmine said "But let's be real, they're like water and oil. Sam deserves something far better and less problematic
"Hey, Ella has a poin-" Dave started
"You have no right to speak here mister pyromaniac" Jasmine shutted him up. Dave clenched his fist.
He had enough.
"I have no right?" Dave asked standing up "I have no right? I HAVE NO RIGHT"
"David" Ella said worried
"YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO SPEAK ON OTHER PEOPLE LOVE LIFE" Dave accused "YOU GOT ANGRY AT SHAWN FOR YOUR OWN STUPID PLAN, THEN HELD A CHILDISH GRUDGE AGAINST HIM FOR DAYS DESPITE HIM TRYING TO SHOW HOW SORRY HE FELT. AND ON TOP OF THAT, YOU DECIDED TO SNUCK YOUR NOSE ON SKY LOVE LIFE, WHEN IT NEVER. EVER. CONCERNED YOUR DOWN UNDER JEALOUS TOXICITY"
Sky and Shawn stepped up.
"Dave please" Sky said
"Dude-" Shawn said not wanting this to escalate.
"AND WHY SHOULD I TAKE ANY OF THIS FROM YOU?" Jasmine barged in, with Sammy trying to stop her "YOU NEVER STOPPED TO HEAR WHAT SKY WANTED TO TELL YOU. FROM DAY ONE, YOU SIMPLY ATTACHED TO HER LIKE A PARASITE AND BELIEVED SHE OWNED YOU SOMETHING. WHEN SHE TRIED TO TELL YOU, YOU INTERRUPTED HER. AND WHEN IT FINALLY BLEW IN YOUR FACE, YOU DIDN'T TAKE ANY RESPONSABILITY"
"AT LEAST I FEEL BAD ABOUT THAT" Dave said "I FEEL HORRIBLE FOR HOW I ACTED BACK THERE. BUT YOU? YOU REFUSE TO SEE THAT YOU ACTED LIKE A DISGUSTING SPOILED LITTLE BRAT"
"YOU ALMOST KILLED SKY AND SHAWN YOU MONSTER" Jasmine said "YOU DESERVE TO BE ON A PADDED CELL FOR BEING A FUCKING INCEL. I BET YOUR MOTHER ITS DISAPPOINTED THAT SHE BIRTH A WORTHLESS PIECE OF-"
Dave couldn't take it. In a quick move, he slided between Sky and Shawn who got distracted by the strong words, and pushed Jasmine, which took her by surprise and made her stumble a bit, tripping with the table that had the snack, and splashing her with a bit of the sauces they had. But of Course, being hot headed and far stronger, Jasmine pushed back, which caused Dave to straight up break the table. Drenchin Dave with some of the drinks they had.
"YOU" Both screamed in anger. But were stopped by the rest.
"ENOUGH" Ella screamed. "We are taking a break from this. Jasmine, there's a bathroom by that door. David. You go to the one on the lower level"
"FINE" Both screamed and turned to those respective places.
"I… should check on Jas" Shawn said, with Sammy nodding.
"And i-" Sky said
"No" Ella interrupted "I'll check on David-"
"But-"
"No buts Sky" Ella said, before taking a breath "He's in a very delicate state right now. I get that you have good intentions, but this is not the moment"
The olympian wanted to dispute that… But she knew Ella was right.
"Please make sure he's okey" Sky said, to which Ella nodded
"If any of you want to go, you have until i come back to decide" Ella said before walking towards the stairs.
Annnnnnnd. Episode 3 it's finished and boy was this a big one.
Aside from the episode itself, which introduced Vito, it showed Scott's first big move and the return of Dakota. I had to bring one of the first apex points at the end.
Hopefully I managed to focus the discussion in a way that both Dave and Jasmine had some leg to stand.
That was a big factor. And it's going to get some work on the next parts, it won't be solved completely, but it's going to be a very entertaining work,
Remember to check TheRiverian part of the collab as well.
Hope you'll enjoyed this episode and i'll really appreciate a review to see your opinións as well as anything i can improve.