Hey everyone.
So welcome to a rather special barkeeps chapter. A while back a small group of us got together and began organizing something rather special behind one of our friend's backs. Cimar of Turalis WildeHopps, or Cimar for short because omg dude I am not writing that name over and over again had done so much for many of us and the fandom as a whole. Right after the one-shot series of his "What-if" we began to organize something fun for our dear friend. We called it the Cimar Conspiracy.
What follows is my contribution to Cimar as thanks for his kindness and guidance. I hope you enjoy this very long two parter, get ready for lots and lots of goofy cameos.
Barkeeps: Fancy Water Part 1
It was a perfect day to be outside in the city of Zootopia. The seasons had begun to change but hadn't quite finished its transition yet. The weather was in that perfect state of briskness that wasn't too cold thanks to the bright sun sending some warm rays down the side of the different colored buildings of the city skyline.
To most mammals today was a day to enjoy, a day to cherish, a day that was just too good to laze around inside all day. For Nick, who had missed his morning cup of coffee, it was a good day to slowly close his eyes and lean back in the chair he currently found his rear end in. That was until a tiny yet rather sharp elbow jutted into his side which caused the fox to sit up suddenly and let out a frightened yelp.
"Shhhhh!" Judy shot at the surprised fox sitting next to her as she glared at him with a pair of brilliant purple eyes.
"Sorry," Nick whispered as he looked down at Judy and gave the doe a weak smile.
"Fall asleep again Wilde and I will put you on grave shift parking detail so you can sleep all you want during the day," Came a low growl from behind Nick.
The threat didn't really phase the fox who simply looked down at Judy with a wicked grin, "Hear that…late nights. Think of all the dark alleyways we could-"
The fox couldn't finish the sentence as another sharp elbow found its way between his ribs.
Nick tried to contain his surprised cry of agony as he scooted away from his partner but felt a firm hoof on his seat which held the small plastic object in place. Normally Bogo would be standing in front of them at his podium in the bullpen. Today was different though. They weren't in the bullpen and they weren't in the middle of a briefing. Instead, the members of Precinct 1 found themselves enjoying the fresh air as they listened to several public speakers give some speeches about a certain member of the ZPD that they knew little about. Everyone in the ZPD, however, was attending to show their support for the mammal being honored that day with a most prestigious award. They would all just have to sit through the boring speeches together. But for this officer, in particular, it was worth it.
"I could go on.." Said the raccoon currently standing at the podium as he looked out at the sea of blue uniforms mixed with the occasional civilian.
"Oh please don't!" Came a shout from the way back followed by a quick thud. "Sorry boss…" A few heads turned to see who had caused the trouble in the back. Most of them had amused smirks on their faces as they noticed a certain painted dog in dark blue BDUs standing in the back rubbing his arm. A smug looking coyote standing next to the troublemaker.
"Haha," The speaker said with a slight hesitation. "Well, why don't we take a moment to hear from one of your superiors? Ladies and Gentlemammals Chief Bogo."
There was a polite applause for the raccoon who hopped off a stool that had been placed behind the podium on top of the large stage erected in front of the ZPD building. Bogo stood up from his chair just behind Nick and Judy and strolled over to the center of the stage. Two rows of seats had been set up on the stage. Nick and Judy being somewhat smaller mammals found themselves in the front row on the stage next to the mammal being honored that day. Bogo and several other commanding officers from the ZPD sat just behind them. Bogo doing his best to keep an eye on Nick who had been dozing off during most of the other speeches. Bogo didn't want to admit it out loud but he had been finding it hard to stay awake himself.
As the large Cape buffalo approached the podium several mammals began to stomp their feet against the ground and make a chanting noise. While some may have thought the ceremony was supposed to be solemn and professional the mammals under Bogo's command decided to throw in a familiar flair for their chief. Bogo smirked as he stood behind the podium and looked out at the sea of officers before him.
Judy smiled and took in a deep breath as she looked at her chief. The way he held himself today told her how proud he was to be there. Bogo took pride in his officers and to have one of them honored today meant a great deal to the large mammal. Sure he could be intimidating and terrified those who didn't know him. On the inside, however, he was a leader that many mammals respected. Even Nick…sometimes.
As Judy looked at Bogo her eyes slowly shifted towards the crowd. She saw so many of her friends spread out in front of her she felt a warm feeling deep inside her. The feeling of contentment was replaced with excitement as she spotted a pair of thick black tipped ears. As Judy's eyes went down the familiar pair of bunny ears she was met with a pair of bright blue eyes and an open mouth smile.
The urge to wave was too overwhelming and Judy chanced a quick little paw wave towards one of her dearest friends. Trisha returned the gesture with a wave of her own followed by a wink. The brown doe had only just arrived at the ceremony. The reason why she was late would become clear soon enough.
"Alright alright," Bogo said as he waved a hoove in the air which caused his officers to calm down but only just. Many of them got rather rowdy when around their chief. Judy liked to think it was because he gave off a positive energy while Nick suggested it had something to do with him having a drink named after him at the 10-7. Whatever the reason Bogo gave off an essence of authority but at the same time energy. The buffalo took a moment to clear his throat before addressing the officers before him. "Some of you may know how I am a mammal of few words."
There was a chuckle that went through the crowd as several officers looked at one another in a form of silent agreement.
"Ramic," Bogo said as he turned to look at the kangaroo currently sitting next to Judy. "Good work son."
With that Bogo took a step back and began to put his hooves together. The officers in the crowd joined in and stood up as they applauded their friend.
Ramic was an officer of the highest caliber. He had helped so many officers over the years and had always been a sort of counsel to his fellow members of the ZPD. He had helped solved many different cases thanks to his ability to think outside the box. His name could be found in almost all cases as well. Whether it was him offering words of advice, finding facts about a case that helped wrap it up, or maybe just finding ways to give his friends a little boost in confidence. There were so many different ways that Cimar….Ramic had helped the ZPD that the list could go on for pages and pages. However, like Bogo, it was best to keep things short. Ramic was the type of mammal that was respected, loved, and cherished by all. So much so that many of his fellow officers and a few members of the public had gotten together and petitioned the administration to honor him somehow. So a form of investigation was launched to see just what exactly this handsome kangaroo had done. What was found shocked the higher ups. Everyone that was interviewed not only knew of Ramic but had a fun story to tell about the officer. Whether it was some late night talk, an inside joke, or how he was a picky drinker and refused to drink any alcohol at Trisha's bar which drove the brown bunny absolutely mad. The mammals looking into Ramic had only breached the surface when they decided enough was enough. This guy had to be honored somehow.
So it had been decided.
Ramic of the ZPD was to receive the key to the city of Zootopia.
Bogo signaled the still stunned kangaroo up to the podium as the applause grew in strength. Several mammals began to stand which only lead to the rest of the crowd to join in. Bogo held out his arm which Ramic took happily and gave a firm shake.
"You deserve this Ramic," Bogo managed to say to the kangaroo who was trying his best to remain calm. Such praise must have meant so much to the officer who had just done what he thought was right. Bogo raised his arms into the air to calm the crowd. It took a moment or two but soon the applause faded as the crowd fell silent.
"Normally a member from city hall would present you with your award," Bogo began. "However a certain pain in my side and his partner Judy Hopps managed to convince me that you would prefer to have your fellow officers give you this award. And we all know just how stubborn Judy can be."
With that, both Nick and Judy hopped from their seats and approached the kangaroo who turned to face them. The look on Ramic's face was one of astonishment, thanks, and admiration. Judy did her best but could feel the tears welling up in her eyes. Nick carried a small wooden case in one arm and gave Ramic a quick salute with the other. Judy did the same, her salute being a great deal crisper compared to the casualness of her partner's.
Ramic stood at attention and did the same. A trembling smile on his face.
Nick popped open the wooden box and turned to Judy who gingerly picked up a large golden key. She held it for a moment and appreciated its weight. She then turned to Ramic and held it out. The kangaroo put his paws on the trophy and smiled down at the bunny.
"Thank you Ramic," Judy said with a proud smile.
"Of course Judy," the kangaroo managed to croak out. "And thank you."
A series of flashes filled their vision as members of the ZNN swarmed the edge of the stage and took as many pictures as they could. Hoping to capture the moment.
Little did they know this was more than just a ceremony between co-workers. No this was something with far more meaning. It was a thank you between friends.
The first picture between Ramic, Judy, and Nick was just the beginning of the photoshoot that ensued. Members of the ZNN and ZPD PR department began to usher members of city hall over and had them pose next to Ramic who still looked to be in a pleasantly dazed state as he held his award. The officer constantly thanking anyone who approached and extended a paw. Ramic was a somewhat humble mammal almost to a fault as he constantly suggested he didn't deserve such attention. He was however constantly reminded of the different things he had done for his fellow officers and members of the public and to just shut his darn mouth and take the praise.
Once all the official photos had been shot it was time for some more casual ones. Members of the ZPD began to crowd around Ramic, cellphones at the ready and asked for someone to take a picture of them with their newly awarded comrade. There were mammals of all shapes and sizes. Tigers from the special tactic units, canines from the EOD teams, a lovely looking cheetah who gave Ramic a playful squeeze on the arm before smiling at her cellphone.
Through it all Ramic was not only patient but seemed to be enjoying the attention. His smile remaining genuine as he posed with his fellow officers.
"Almost seems like he is enjoying himself," Nick muttered to Judy who gave her fox a playful hip bump.
"Ramic!" Came a shout from across the crowd.
"Whelp, moments ruined," Nick groaned as he turned to look in the direction of the noise.
Several officers turned their heads only to see a flash of brown fly through the air. There was a soft thud followed by a surprised yell from Ramic as the small fluffy object collided with him.
"Oh gosh," Judy grumbled as she put a paw to her mouth.
"Does she ever turn off?" Nick asked.
"Nope! Only turn things on Wilde!" Trisha shot back as she nuzzled into Ramic's cheek, one of her large ears raising upwards as she picked up the fox's comment.
There was a chuckle that rolled through the crowd as several members watched the cute interaction between the kangaroo and bunny.
"So proud of you buddy! Let's see that award! Oh my gosh! We need to hang that up at the bar!" Trisha shouted in rapid succession as she held onto Ramic's neck and inspected the award still in his large paws. Several mammals took a step back, worried the small bunny may explode in happiness for her friend.
"Thanks, Trisha," Ramic managed to finally get in when the doe paused for air. "Next time I am at the bar maybe."
Trisha's smirk turned into a mischievous grin as she looked at the kangaroo with her bright blue eyes.
"What are you planning Blue?" Ramic asked as he tilted his head slightly.
Trisha turned her gaze over to Judy who simply smiled and nodded. The brown bunny then turned to Ramic and gave him a wink. "Let's just say all these folks are looking awfully thirsty and I know a certain bar that is currently reserved for a private event for some very important mammals," As Trisha said the words she reached out and gave Ramic's nose a gentle boop with one of her digits. The officer blinked a few times and then put two and two together.
"Wait, no way, you didn't have to!" Ramic began to blurt out as he looked from Trisha and then to Judy.
"Least we could do," Judy said with a happy smile.
"Besides I think we all earned a drink after sitting through those speeches," Nick teased.
"Group picture!" Came a shout through the crowd. Several mammals began to mill about and get into position. "Alright let's get one with just ZPD please!"
Trisha released her grasp on Ramic's arm and gave one of his paws a gentle squeeze as she scurried out of the picture shot. The mammals in blue began to make a line with Ramic in the middle, flanked by Judy and Nick of course. The small gray bunny refusing to move too far from her friend who she was still getting thanks from.
After a few more pictures with the members of the ZPD, it was suggested to get all of Ramic's friends in the shot. What happened next stunned the photographer hired for the event. So many mammals began to lumber and scurry into the frame that the giraffe taking the shots had to take a step back to get them all in.
Ramic felt a familiar pair of arms wrap around his neck and he chuckled.
"Back for more?" He asked as he felt something soft brush against his cheek.
"Oh you know the ladies can't keep their paws off you," Trisha shot back playfully.
"I'll say!" Came another sweet voice on Ramic's other side.
The kangaroo turned to see a pair of bright pink eyes right in his vision. He instantly recognized the multi-colored doe currently wrapping her paws around his shoulder as Judy's sister Sarah.
"Sarah you came!" Ramic exclaimed happily.
"Of course I did, had to dash out last second but do you think I would miss this?" The sweet doe said as she smiled at the kangaroo. "Besides….Trisha is here too."
"Darn straight," Trisha shot back, "Isn't all about you Ramic, geeze conceded much?"
"So full of himself," Sarah joined in on the playful tease.
"Ramic this Ramic that," Trisha chuckled.
"Well I am pretty awesome," The kangaroo joined in.
"Ok, ready?" came the photographer. "3, 2, 1!"
On one Ramic was suddenly surprised as he felt two pairs of lips press against his cheeks on either side. The biggest of grins going across his face as the two does that had been teasing him moments before gave him a kiss on the cheek.
"Perfect!" Came the giraffe as he inspected his camera. "Thanks, everyone!"
Trisha suddenly climbed up and onto Ramic's shoulders, the small doe weighed virtually nothing so Ramic didn't mind as he was used as a sort of podium.
"Celebration at the 10-7 for Ramic! Be there or be on parking duty for a week!" The brown bunny shouted at the officers all around her. Several of the mammals turned to look at Bogo, wondering how the buffalo would take it.
"I have paperwork," The chief began to explain.
Trisha didn't even look at Bogo but did point in his direction, "Parking duty!"
"Rose!" The chief bellowed, using Trisha's last name like he would one of his officers who got on his nerves. Nick pointing out to Judy how Bogo used the same tone when speaking with him.
"Well you can both be equally intense," Judy said as she gave her fox a pat on the cheek before skipping over to Ramic to explain the plans for the day.
On the other side of the central district of Zootopia sat an inconspicuous building wedged between two shops. Above a large black door sat a series of numbers that normally confused passersby because there was no way it could the address because it was out of sequence with the other numbers on the buildings around it. To those in the know, these numbers weren't an address but the name of the famous 10-7 Bar. The only all first responder bar in all of Zootopia. It was well known to the members of the ZPD, ZFD, and ZEMS for being a form of refuge from the city and all its problems. Of course, it was also known to be home to some of the most unique bartenders in the whole of the city.
One of those bartenders was currently staring at a large mug that was almost big enough for her to climb into, the small white and black spotted doe licked her lips as she stared at the glass of water.
"Can't I have just a little taste?" The bunny asked as she reached towards the refreshing looking beverage. Her paw, however, was instantly swatted away by a painted dog who was busy filling the glass with fresh bottles of water that had arrived in a strange wooden crate.
"No!" Echo said playfully as she looked down at the doe who sucked at the paw that had just been stopped. "This is special water just for Ramic."
"How come he gets special water?" The bunny asked as she adjusted her pink shirt with the bar's numbers embroidered on the chest.
"Because for some odd reason that kangaroo comes to my bar and orders only water," The painted dog chuckled as she continued to prepare the special water for the guest of honor. "But he helped me with some permits for the bar a while back so I don't mind. Plus last time I checked he is an excellent tipper."
"All the more reason for me to taste test his drink!" Taconny said as she raised her paw which currently had a bright pink straw grasped in it.
"Don't make me find busy work for you to do," Echo grumbled as she had to pick the small bunny up by the nape of the neck and move her away from the large glass of water.
"Busy work?" Taconny asked as she batted her eyes, "Like…?"
"Like reorganizing the stock room again," Echo threatened.
"Or drinking the forbidden water!" The doe shouted as she charged down the bar towards the water. "Let me drink you!"
"Taco!" Echo shouted as she practically tackled the small bunny.
Much to Echo's relief, the guests of the party began to arrive. Since it was the afternoon and the normal drinking crowds weren't on the prowl Echo hadn't needed Petey to come in. However, when the Rhino who was the normal bouncer found out about the occasion he had shown up to greet Ramic and congratulate him.
Normally the 10-7 was very picky as to who was let in. A mammal had to be a member of a first response department in the city or part of the support structure that helped them. Today, however, was different. Echo recognized the fact that Ramic knew many different mammals from all over the city. Some of them weren't first responders but that didn't mean they weren't important. Since Echo was the owner she decided to bend the rules for the day, however, she did make sure that everyone understood this was a one-time deal. Tomorrow was another day and the 10-7 would return to its first responder only policies.
When Ramic arrived he was flanked by Nick and Judy who still looked just as proud of their fellow officer as they had been when presenting him with his award. Nick was actually rather impressed with Ramic for a different reason. Trisha had yet to let go of her grip around the kangaroo's neck and continued to nuzzle into him affectionately and shower him with praise. When they entered the 10-7 the brown bunny finally released the officer from her grasp and insisted that the guest of honor take a seat at one of the larger tables while she helped prepare his drink.
"I haven't even ordered anything yet," Ramic chuckled as the brown bunny skipped away.
Trisha turned and put a paw on her hip with a knowing look.
"You actually gonna drink anything?" Trisha asked as she stared at the kangaroo who was now getting settled in his seat.
"Fancy Wat-" Ramic began but Trisha just rolled her eyes and turned away before the officer could finish his drink order.
Nick and Judy joined Ramic at the end of a large table that could have easily seated another 4 or 5 medium-sized mammals. This was probably best as a crowd slowly began to trickle into the bar.
"Hey, Ramic!" Came an excited voice which caused the three officers to turn.
A handsome looking snow leopard in a dress uniform that clung to his fit form began to approach. Judy smiled at the feline and gave him a friendly wave as Nick nodded in the officer's direction.
"Adam!" Ramic exclaimed as he started to rise from his seat.
"Oh no ya don't," The snow leopard said as he put a paw on the kangaroo's shoulder and gave a squeeze. "You stay right there, don't get up on my account Mr. Big shot key to the city."
"Oh stop," Ramic said as he rolled his eyes but held out a paw which was taken by the predator and shaken enthusiastically.
"Hey now, you deserve it bud," Adam said confidently. A somewhat saddened look came across his face as he looked at his watch and then at Ramic. "Listen bud I really wanted to stay but I do have to be heading out soon so I wanted to say congrats while I could."
"Hot date?" Nick asked which got him a smirk from the snow leopard.
"Wouldn't you like to know Wilde," Adam responded playfully.
"Well, you can at least stay for one drink right?" Judy asked excitedly, her bright purple eyes throwing in some extra cuteness.
"Oh gosh Hopps really?" Adam said as he tried to look away. "Enough with the eyes!"
"One drink bud," Ramic said with a smile.
Adam looked over at the bar where Trisha and Taco were currently putting the finishing touches on a rather elaborate and festive looking pitcher of water.
"Well, one couldn't hurt, right? Besides, I ain't on duty." With that, Adam strolled over to the bar and tried to get the attention from the two rather loud and giggling bunnies.
"Glad to see I am not the only one that can't say no to the cute ray," Nick chuckled.
Judy smirked over at her mate with a mischievous grin, "Yeah, but you get it the most."
"Who is getting what the most now?" Trisha asked as she returned to the table with a very colorful pitcher of water and a few other drinks she had already memorized as favorites for the others.
"Oh, my gosh," Ramic snorted as he looked at the giant glass of water that was just for him. Trisha had gone all out and had decorated the glass with various pieces of fruit, colored paper, and even a sparkler which was still popping away as Ramic laughed.
"One Ramic Fancy Water," Trisha said as she set the glass in front of the kangaroo. "Just for you big guy," With that Trisha hopped up and planted a quick smooch on Ramic's cheek before placing Nick's drink in front of the fox.
"If ya need help," Came a rather energetic voice from over Ramic's shoulders as a pair of white and black paws grasped his shoulders. "Just start shouting, TACO I NEED HELP WITH THIS FORBIDDEN WATER OF FRUITY GOODNESS."
Taco then took a second to give Ramic a nuzzle before skipping away to help at the bar.
"You sure have a way with the ladies," Nick chuckled at Ramic who was still staring at his fancy water.
"Glad to see you're keeping up with your water intake," Came a teasing voice from beside Ramic.
The kangaroo turned and beamed a silver fox vixen who stared back at him through a pair of bright pink rimmed glasses.
"Star!" Ramic said happily as the vixen took a moment to give the officer a pat on the back.
"Oh no," Judy said as she looked at Star's outfit and noticed the vixen was currently wearing a white polo shirt with the medical star on the chest. This was normally the outfit worn by medics throughout the city but was also a sign that Star wouldn't be staying for long.
"Good to see you too Judy," The vixen chuckled.
Judy's eyes widened and she waved her paws about, "Not what I meant! It's just your in uniform and I got worried its because you are on call."
"Nope!" Star said with a smirk which caused the mammals at the table to breathe a sigh of relief. "I did, however, trade shifts so I could be there for Ramic's award so I have been up all night and really need a drink."
"Well I am sure Trisha would love to set you up with something at the bar," Nick suggested as he raised a glass and nodded over to the brown bunny currently mixing drinks. "I would avoid the black and white bunny though, think she had a little extra sugar for breakfast."
Had Nick looked behind him he would have seen Taco's ears shoot up suddenly at the word breakfast, a hungry look crossing her face as she looked around the bar for a bowl of sugar cereal.
"Sounds like a plan," Star said as she gave Ramic one last pat on the back, "Congrats again bud on the award, chat later?"
Ramic nodded enthusiastically and gave the silver vixen a smile. Star excused herself from the table and sauntered over to the bar where she was greeted excitedly by a certain blue-eyed bartender. Judy chanced a glance at the bar and saw Trisha smiling up at Star as the two caught up. Trisha poured Star a drink as the two exchanged pleasantries. Ramic took a moment to sip his water and closed his eyes as the flavor of fruit hit his taste buds. "Now that is a water."
"Trisha sure knows how to make a mean glass of water," Nick teased.
"She also knows how to make a mean mixed drink," Judy said as she sipped away at her bright orange beverage.
"Take it easy this time Carrots," Nick said firmly. "Don't need a repeat of last week."
"Last week?" Ramic asked as Judy's eyes went wide. The gray doe climbed over the table and put a paw to Nick's mouth.
"Say anything and I release Trisha on you," Judy threatened which was enough to keep the fox in check for now.
"Who gets Trisha released on them?" asked a multi-colored doe who hopped up on the chair next to Judy, her bright pink eyes going from Nick and then over to Judy.
"Hey sis," Judy said as she got back in her seat and leaned over so she could nuzzle into her sister's cheek affectionately.
"Dr. Hopps," Ramic said with a polite nod which got a deadpan stare from the bunny.
"Really?" Sarah asked as she shook her head.
"Hey come on now, you should be proud of your doctorate," Ramic said playfully.
"Not that you dork," Sundae said with a chuckle, "Its Sarah, you know this, I don't need you calling me doctor."
"Yeah, that's what I call her," Came a whisper from behind Sarah which caused the doe to jump slightly. Sarah glanced over her shoulder and smirked as she saw a pair of blue eyes staring back at her. "I mean only when we are playing doctor though."
Ramic nearly spat out some of his fancy water at the last comment. Judy put a paw to her mouth and Nick had to hold onto his seat as he roared with laughter.
"Remind me to lock you up somewhere," Sarah said as her cheeks turned a rosy shade.
"Judy, can we borrow your cuffs?" Trisha asked without skipping a beat. "Again?"
"Ok I think that's enough embarrassing me in front of the mammal of the hour," Sarah said as she hopped from the table and began to shoo Trisha away. "Ramic I have to go handle little miss loud mouth for a bit. Way to go on the honor though, you really deserve it."
With that the multi-colored doe put her paws on Trisha's back and pushed her in the direction of the bar, using a few rather adult words as she tried to corral the bubbly barkeep.
The two does passed a coyote who had just managed to get a beer from the bar. Her sharp green eyes scanned the room several times. To the untrained eye, it would appear that the predator was looking for someone. What she was actually doing, however, was sizing up all the mammals in the room and making sure there were no active threats. Having spent a long career as an Army Ranger former sergeant Carol Latrans had a hard time turning certain traits off. It had proven to be a good thing on multiple occasions however which in the end had landed Carol a job at the ZPA as a form of civilian liaison when it came to close combat training.
After deciding that there were no real threats, besides Trisha and Taco who were currently in a fight over a jar of cherries, Carol found a new target and smirked. The slender coyote weaved through the crowd with a form of trained grace. As she approached the guest of honors table she took note as to how fast Judy spotted her. The gray bunny smiled and waved Carol over, to which the coyote happily obliged.
Ramic took notice of Carol before she managed to make it to the table and his expression brightened up. Carol couldn't help but smirk. Try as she might to give off an intimidating atmosphere to her recruits it never failed for that appearance to falter around those she considered friends. While she was tough as nails when it came to training she understood the importance of maintaining a social life. Some mammals felt a little uneasy around her because of just how dangerous she could be in combat. The three mammals before her, however, greeted her like an old friend.
"Carol, how are you?" Ramic asked as he gave the coyote a warm smile.
"I am doing very well Ramic," She began as she took a moment to set her beer on the table and extended a paw towards the kangaroo. "And also very proud of you."
Ramic tried his best to contain the smile but soon a rather broad grin spread across his face as he shook the extended paw.
"Well I was just doing my job," Ramic explained.
"Doing your job and excelling at it in my opinion," Carol said as her lips curled into a grin. "Seriously I can't think of anyone who deserves this more."
"Oh come on now," Ramic said as he adjusted himself in his chair so he faced the coyote, "You train all the new recruits that are about to go off and face who knows what! If anything you should have been on that stage."
"Yeah," Judy piped up, "The training you gave us all has saved our collective tails on a few occasions."
"Also given us nightmares," Nick couldn't resist sliding a joke in there and was given a look by his mate.
Carol, however, took it in stride and simply smirked at Nick. "You know you have to recertify eventually Wilde," The coyote said as she scooped up her beer and raised a glass towards Ramic. Not being one for drawn-out goodbyes she gave the kangaroo a pat on the back as she took a swig of beer in his honor. She chanced a glance at Nick who had a now horrified look on his face at the realization he would most likely be seeing his fellow canine soon. With that Carol excused herself and strolled away.
There was a silence at the table as Ramic and Judy looked over at one another and then Nick.
"The horror…," Nick whispered as he took a sip from his glass which caused his tablemates to burst out with a laugh.
"What's with Nick?" Came a friendly voice next to Judy.
A brown rabbit had climbed up on one of the spare chairs at the table and was now sitting next to Judy. The gray bunny glanced over and smirked at her fellow rabbit officer and leaned over.
"Nick didn't know we have to recertify in certain classes," Judy explained in a hushed voice. "Carol must have some big plans for him because she seemed rather excited about it."
Jake chuckled as he looked over at the now shaking fox who tried to take another sip of his drink. He remembered his own training at the ZPA and while some of it had been rather hard he had succeeded and joined the ranks of the ZPD not long ago. The brown rabbit had a somewhat easier first few days at the ZPD thanks to the legacy that Judy had started for rabbits. It also helped the fact that most mammals in the ZPD already knew Jake from his time working a coffee shop near the main ZPD building in the city center. Between Judy and Jake, it was hard to tell who the ZPD's favorite rabbit was. Nick of course always said Jake was, which earned him the occasional jab from Judy.
"How ya been Jake?" Ramic asked, having just retrieved a slice of pineapple from his own drink and popped it into his mouth.
"Been good Ramic," The rabbit said with a smile. "Wanted to thank you earlier for the help on that chop shop case. We were drawing up blanks till you arrived."
Ramic waved his paws and shook his head, "You all had done the dirty work. All I did was help put one or two pieces together."
Everyone at the table rolled their eyes and gave each other knowing looks. One of the reasons Ramic had just received this award was because of the hard work and dedication he put into projects. After he did his part though he would step aside and tried to make sure others got the glory. While it was appreciated many officers always did their best to make sure Ramic got his fair share of appreciation from the higher-ups.
"Well I also wanted to come up and give ya a little congratulation," Jake began as he raised his glass to Ramic, "You deserve this buddy, you have helped me with so much with my hobby. Again, thank you and great job."
"Hobby?" Nick asked as he looked over at Jake with a smirk.
"None of your business Wilde," Jake said without looking away from Ramic. While Jake was normally shy outside of his uniform he sometimes found confidence behind the badge and when in the presence of his close friends. Judy giggled at Jake's comment and stuck her tongue out at Nick.
"I like Officer Jake, he helps keep my fox in line," Judy giggled as she raised her glass to Jake and then took a sip.
Nick gave the bunny a worried look as he noticed the doe had reached the bottom of her glass. Judy sometimes had a habit of overindulging in Trisha's specialty drinks and it had led to some rather interesting times in the past.
Judy didn't even have a chance to set the glass down before a pair of brown ears popped up on the corner of the table. Trisha jumped up and landed on the corner of the table between Ramic and Judy, a bright blue drink in her paw. Without saying a word she placed the drink in front of Judy, scooped up the empty glass, and gave her favorite gray bunny a kiss on the forehead.
Trisha's eyes brightened at the sight of Jake in his uniform and she scurried over. "Well well well, officer Thumpings. How is it I haven't seen you rocking that uniform before?"
Jake chuckled at Trisha's antics and gave her a smile.
"Well been busy," Jake admitted.
"Too busy to come visit your favorite bartender?" Trisha asked with a playful pout.
"His favorite bartender isn't working right now," Nick teased which he instantly regretted as a coaster landed right between his ears. "Dang it…"
"Walked right into that one sweetie," Judy said as she sipped at her drink.
"I gotta learn that trick," Ramic said as he stared at the coaster on Nick's head. "Would help pass the time in the records department."
"Come on," Trisha said to Jake as she hopped down off the table and grabbed Jake by the paw, "I know Echo would love to see you in uniform too! She kept hoping to see you in blue eventually."
With that Jake waved farewell to Ramic and the others as he was dragged away by an eager Trisha.
As time went on more and more mammals arrived at the bar to celebrate their friend and his accomplishments. The drinks continued to flow and the atmosphere became a little more energetic and carefree as a few mammals indulged time and time again in the different spirits being mixed at the bar.
One mammal, in particular, seemed to throw inhibition to the wind and just let loose as she started to dance on top of the bar. Well, dancing may not have been the best way to describe it, but she was moving her hips and shaking her cute little bunny tail to some made up soundtrack in her mind.
"Woooooo!" The bunny with creamy light brown fur said as she raised her paws in the air. There was a collective laugh from the mammals nearby and a polite applause.
"Who over-served?" Echo asked with a chuckle as she observed the bunny and then looked down at her own pair of rabbit troublemakers.
Both Taco and Trisha looked at one another in concern and then back at their boss.
"I gave her a light beer when she got here," Taco admitted, "But otherwise nothing else."
"Nothing from me," Trisha said with a shrug.
Echo gave Trisha a look that the bunny was all too familiar with.
"Ok, maybe a hug, but no drinks!" Trisha said truthfully. "Océane and I are old friends so how am I not gonna hug her?"
"Is there anyone you won't hug?" Echo snorted.
"Haters," Trisha said firmly.
"Haters gonna hate!" Taco chanted.
"Ramic?!" Océane shouted from her spot atop the bar which caused most of the mammals to fall silent. "Where is my Ramic?"
Everyone slowly looked over at the kangaroo who was mid-sip into his drink, his eyes holding some apprehension as he looked over at the bunny on the bar. He decided there would be no point in hiding and he slowly raised his paw.
"Hi, Ramic!" The bunny said and then stood still for a moment before bursting into a cute laughter.
"Someone go help her," Echo laughed as she shook her head, "One beer?"
"Light beer," Taco corrected.
Trisha scurried over and helped Océane down from the bar and towards Ramic's table.
"Trisha!" The bunny shouted happily as she squeezed the other bunny close, "Did you hear about Ramic?!"
"Yes honey I did," Trisha said with a wince at just how loud her friend could be. "Gosh, you are cute after a drink."
"I'm always cute!"
"That too Oce," Trisha chuckled.
The two bunnies finally made it to Ramics table. Judy had to keep both paws on her mouth to contain her laughter. Nick, however, had an open mouth smile and didn't hesitate to hide his amusement. Ramic was chuckling as the two does stumbled up to his table.
"Ramic!" Océane exclaimed as she let go of Trisha and held her arms wide. Ramic took the hint and helped the bunny up towards the table. The creamy brown bunny wrapped her arms around the kangaroo and nuzzled into him. "Oh Ramic I am so proud of you," The bunny gushed as she showered her friend with affection.
"I am proud of me too," Ramic teased as he patted the bunny on the back before setting her down on the table before him.
Océane looked over and saw Judy, her eyes widening with excitement.
"Judy!" The doe shouted which caused the other doe to wince but smile none the less. "Ramic got an award today!"
"Yes he did sweetie," Judy giggled.
Oce turned to Nick and giggled at the fox. She thought for a moment before speaking, "Nick! You are very handsome."
"Thanks, Oce, you are looking lovely yourself," Nick said in a friendly manner.
"What?!" Oce shouted as she leaned over. "I can't hear you, Nick, I can't hear in this ear." The bunny pointed at a scar that ran down the side of her ear, a wound she had gotten many years before which had taken her hearing in that ear.
"He said you are lovely," Ramic repeated to Océane who turned and beamed at Ramic as if the compliment had come from him.
"Ramic thank you!" She said drunkenly as she hugged the kangaroo once more. "Did you have a beer? They have good beer here!"
Everyone at the table was absolutely loving Océane and her somewhat drunken antics. The doe was the definition of adorable. They managed to spend a little time catching up, Océane for the most part shouting about how she was so happy for Ramic and giggling at her own silly jokes.
Eventually, Trisha returned and collected Oce, promising her a very tasty glass of water was waiting for her at the bar. Oce must have thought this was another mammal as she excitedly exclaimed she loved meeting new mammals and was eager to make this water's acquaintance. She gave one last hug to Ramic and exclaimed just how proud of him he was before she was carried off by Trisha.
As the drunken Oce was led through the crowd by a comforting Trisha a fox in a rather nice looking dress shirt and slacks strode towards the table where Ramic, Judy, and Nick were still chuckling at the brown bunny and her rather loving demeanor. Nick spotted the fellow fox and smirked as he raised his beer and gave a polite nod.
"Well well, Mr. Punctual," Nick said smugly which earned him a toothy grin from the new arrival. "Thought you would be first to make an appearance."
"I'll have you know Wilde," The fox began in a firm yet a rather friendly tone, "That while I did arrive on time I felt it prudent to let the guest of honor to get settled before coming round to say hi." The disbelieving look on Nick's face was only there for a moment before the fox added, "Also open bar."
Ramic snorted into his fancy water as Judy put a paw to her forehead. "It's not an open bar today Jeremiah," The bunny said with a chuckle.
The news didn't seem to phase the fox in the nice outfit that much as he took a swig of his drink and just shrugged. "A beer is a beer, besides they have good prices here so may have to come round more often."
"You try that, tell us how it goes," Nick said with a sharp smile.
"Well if they let a mammal like you in here Wilde," Jeremiah teased.
"Not only that but they hired him as well," Judy pointed out.
"Wow, the place must be in some serious trouble," Jeremiah said with a wink. The fox then looked over and smiled at Ramic who gave a polite nod. Jeremiah took a moment to clear his throat before speaking to the kangaroo. "Here he is, the mammal of the hour. I heard through the grapevine of your efforts to help support different people from the ZPD Ramic, I am glad that I could meet such a mammal. Keep up the hard and efficient work." The fox reached out and gave the surprised looking Ramic a firm paw shake. "Now I have to get going, I have a drink to drink and you still have plenty of other mammals that want to meet you."
"Thank you, sir," Ramic said as he gave the fox's paw a squeeze.
"Jeremiah, sir is too formal at a bar," With that, the fox excused himself and weaved into the crowd.
"He seems nice," Ramic muttered as he watched the mammal he had just spoken to hurry off.
"He is," Judy confirmed which got an odd look from Judy whose ears raised up, "Oh hush, you know you are the only fox I am going home with."
Nick was about to speak but his ears fell back and his eyes widened at something just behind Judy which caused the doe to freeze. Her instincts told her something large and muscular was behind her but she couldn't tell who just yet, her nose began to twitch a little as she could only guess what mammal could make such a presence.
"Ramic my friend!" Came a booming voice which caused Judy to cover her ears and grit her teeth in surprise. The bunny wasn't hurt but just startled. "Oh goodness sorry Judy!"
"Its ok Mikhail," Judy said as she looked over her shoulder at the muscular Siberian tiger currently sporting an aviator jacket. While the predator looked as if he could easily rip a door off its frame Judy knew how friendly the tiger actually was. She also knew he sometimes had enough energy to give Trisha a run for her money.
"Mikhail, how are you?" Ramic asked, his voice rising in volume to match the tiger's. Nick and Judy began to wonder if the two friends would start a shouting match at any second.
"I am good I am good," The tiger repeated as he put a paw on Ramic's shoulder and gave him a pat.
"I am deaf I am deaf," Judy mumbled as she smiled over at Nick who gave his bunny a concerned smile. The doe shook her head though, confirming it was just a little tease.
"How are you Ramic? Big award today! You really earned this one!"
"I am good, really surprised though. Bogo called me in early and I thought it was going to be another pencil pushing day and now here we are."
"Yes, here we are," Mikhail exclaimed as he raised his beer into the air. "Among good friends with good drinks." The tiger took a moment to smile over at Nick and then grin down at Judy. "So Judy when can we talk about you applying for TUSK?"
Ramic roared with laughter as Nick climbed over the table and scooped his surprised looking mate up and brought her back over to his side of the table. "I think we have enough danger in our lives without some stripped megaphone trying to recruit us into a specialty unit," The fox said as he held his bunny close. Normally Judy would try and fight to get away from her overprotective fox but at the moment she felt the need for a good cuddle and simply rested in the vulpines arms.
Mikhail gave a mischevious smile over at the two smaller officers and shrugged, "Worth a shot. Would be fun having that gray bunny on our team."
"Team ZPD is good enough," Nick chuckled. The fox knew this was all in jest of course, but he still put on the protective mate act which he knew would earn him some brownie points later on.
The tiger nodded in agreement and gave Nick a friendly nod before turning back to Ramic. "Well, I will leave you to your drink. I just wanted to congratulate you old friend on a job well done. You are the only one I can think of that deserves such an award."
There was a coughing from Nick's lap and both Ramic and Mikhail looked over to see a somewhat buzzed and annoyed looking bunny in Nick's lap.
"I mean after Hopps of course," Mikhail said meekly, even for a tiger his size he knew not to mess with the bunny.
"Agreed," Ramic said as he quickly nodded in agreement.
With that the tiger bid the table a farewell as he saw a friend from his TUSK squad entering the bar, he gave them one last smile before heading across the bar.
"Has someone overdone it again?" Nick asked as he looked down into his lap at the bunny who eyed the drink she had left behind at the other end of the table. Nick looked up as well and noticed how there was probably just a gulps worth of bright blue left in the glass. Nick put the math together and guessed they hadn't even been there an hour yet and Judy had just finished two of Trisha's specials. The fox never blamed Trisha for this, he actually found it all amusing just how much Judy enjoyed the brown bunny's drinks, to the point where she sometimes got herself in some silly situations.
"I am good, slick," Judy managed to say but the fox detected a slight slur to the words.
There was the sound of air being sucked through a straw which caused both Judy and Nick to turn and stare at Ramic who had actually managed to finish the pitcher of iced down, fruit-filled, fancy water.
"Wow…" Judy said as her ears raised up on either side of Nick's head.
"You were thirsty," Nick joined in.
"That had to be the best fancy water I have ever had," Ramic said as he smacked his lips at the lingering taste on his tongue.
Before Ramic was able to sit back in his chair and enjoy his triumphant at finishing a whole pitcher of water a brown furball clad in blue hopped up on the table with a fresh pitcher.
"Plenty more where that came from," Trisha said as she placed the fresh pitcher of water before Ramic, a large number of strawberries floating around in this new drink.
"Trisha you are amazing," Ramic chuckled as he stared at the glass, this one covered in tiny umbrellas with what appeared to be a large cucumber stuck to the rim of the glass.
"I know it," Trisha said as she wiggled her tail. The brown doe then turned to smile at Judy and held up 3 digits as she tilted her head.
Before Nick could intervene Judy nodded quickly and the attentive barmaid was gone.
"I am gonna have to end up carrying you out over my shoulder again aren't I?" The fox asked the bunny who simply giggled in his lap.
"Aww come on Wilde, she normally carries you through calls so its only fair," Ramic teased which earned a snort from the fox.
Trisha arrived a minute later with a dark purple drink for Judy who eagerly grasped it in her paws and took a generous sip. The brown bunny looked at Nick's beer and then at the fox who shook his head.
"Have a feeling I am gonna be the designated…again.." The fox grumbled.
"Sorry Nick," Trisha said with an innocent look, "You know how I love to spoil my bun in blue."
Trisha hopped off the table and hurried away to check on the other tables. Nick feeling a little bad at just how busy the bar had become. He would have been happy to hop behind the bar himself and start helping out with drink orders but he also needed to keep an eye on a certain bunny who was starting to have trouble sitting up.
As Nick's eyes scanned the bar an odd refreshing scent filled his nostrils. It wasn't a perfume mind you, no this was something else. The fox recognized it as some kind of air freshener which could only mean one thing.
"Hope I am not being a stinker," Came a playful voice on the other side of the table. A striped skunk in a bright yellow shirt and ZNN hat climbed up on the seat Judy had been sitting at before since it was empty now, however, the skunk made himself at home. "But you come to a bar and have water?"
"Hello Steven," Nick said in a monotone voice, preparing for the next bad pun.
Ramic and Judy, however, both chuckled at the opening remark from the ZNN cameramammal they all knew.
"It's not just any water," Ramic explained with excitement. "It's fancy water."
"Well fancy that," the skunk said as he wiggled his eyebrows. Judy snorted at the comment but was quickly quieted by a fox paw that went over her mouth.
"Don't encourage him Carrots," Nick grumbled. He didn't have anything against Steven and his puns, far from it, he just had a running gag with the member of the ZNN about the puns being a bit much. Secretly though the fox sometimes took notes.
"I thought I recognized that shirt on top of the ZNN truck," Ramic said as he nodded at Steven. "You covered the ceremony?"
Steven nodded happily, "We got the heads up yesterday but were told to keep it under wraps. I volunteered to cover the event because one it was for you."
Ramic grinned at the compliment as the skunk continued.
"And two I heard there would be beer afterward and you know I am never one to turn down beer at noon."
"Your one to never turn down a beer period," Nick shot back which earned a smirk from Steven who looked as if he was about to throw something back but he just shrugged because the fox did have a point.
"So whats today's scent?" Ramic asked as he looked at an air freshener necklace that was around Steven. The skunk had been giving the necklace as a friendly joke that the skunk kept running with. He would buy new cartridges with different scents sometimes and make jokes about putting on a certain odor for different events.
"Oh went with grass and flower field," Steven said as he fiddled with the necklace. "Wanted to go for something that said professional but ready to party."
Judy burst out into laughter at the joke and Nick looked down at her doe who was holding her sides.
"Glad someone found it funny," Steven chuckled as the doe caught her breath. The skunk slowly stood up from his seat and smiled at Ramic. "Well, I just wanted to say a quick hello and congratulate you on the award. Got a lot of good shots of the ceremony. I'll make you a copy and send it to ya if you want to watch it again."
"Please do," Ramic said happily as he reached an arm out to Steven who happily shook it.
"Wilde I will see you later," The skunk said as he raised a glass towards the fox. He then looked down at Judy with a smirk, "See ya giggles."
Judy waved rather enthusiastically as the skunk departed, she then reached out for her glass once more and took another large sip of the sweet tasting beverage.
As the somewhat intoxicated doe opened her eyes after enjoying the sweet sensations she suddenly stood a little more rigid in Nick's lap. The fox could feel his mates tail twitch slightly and he knew this was a sign she was excited. Before the fox could ask what Judy was up to the small gray bunny scrambled somewhat drunkenly off her foxy piece of furniture and stumbled to the floor where she quickly darted past a group of ZPD officers.
"What was that about?" Ramic asked as Nick watched Judy hurry away.
"Don't know but she looks like a doe on a mission doesn't she?" Nick said as he raised an eyebrow.
Seconds later Judy returned but she wasn't alone. She was pushing another rabbit through the crowd. The buck looking over his shoulder as he tried to use some kind of excuse but the gray doe wouldn't hear any of it.
"I didn't want to bug you all!"
"Oh hush!" Judy shot back, her words slurring slightly as she kept both strong paws on the bucks back and pushed him through the crowd.
"Ned!" Ramic exclaimed happily as he saw the buck being forced over to the table. "Where have you been hiding?"
"Just enjoying a beverage out of the way, didn't want to get between you and all the celebrators," The buck said meekly but he smiled none the less at his friend.
Ramic patted the seat next to him and signaled for the buck to join them, something Judy happily took care of.
Ned Coineanach worked in the archives department with Ramic. The rabbit had originally been there on a temporary contract but after impressing the kangaroo had been offered a position in the ZPD in a more permanent sense. He had graduated a year after Nick from the ZPA with some very high marks and had been scooped up by Ramic right away. They had been happily causing mischief in the archives ever since.
He was well-liked for the most part in the ZPD but he didn't see it himself. The buck would constantly find ways to stay to the side or keep out of the limelight. Some believed it was some kind of nervous habit or a self-esteem issue. Ramic had taken it upon himself though to try and make Ned a little more outgoing.
"Ramic," Judy began as she helped Ned into his seat, only to scoot next to the buck and put a paw on his shoulder. "Meet our fellow conspirator."
"Conspirator?" Ramic chuckled as he eyed the two rabbits at the table.
"Well I just helped a little-" Ned began but was cut off as Judy put a paw to his mouth.
"He helped organize all of this. I mean we called in a favor or two ourselves," Judy explained.
"Yeah so don't forget us when you are running this department," Nick joked as he raised a glass towards Ramic before taking a sip.
Ramic rolled his eyes at the comment but then focused back on Ned, "This true?"
"I….guess," The rabbit finally said with a nervous smile. "I mean I helped out a little."
"Ned quit being so modest," Judy said as she gave the buck next to her a nudge. "Ramic he really went above and beyond. Got us all organized, helped find some sponsors, even pointed us in the right direction on who to talk to about getting you that award."
"Wow," The kangaroo at the head of the table muttered, a mix of flattery and shock on his expression. "Ned I don't know what to say.."
"Its nothing Ramic," Ned explained, some of his nervousness dissipating. "I just wanted to do something nice for my friend is all."
"Well you sure know how to treat your friends," Ramic said as he raised a paw and waved it around the bar at all the mammals milling about. "I mean I don't think I deserve-"
"Don't even try," Ned said with a smirk, cutting his friend off. "You do deserve all this and I was more than happy to help make it happen. It was you who helped me so long ago after all. I just wish there was more I could do."
"I didn't do all that because I wanted something in return Ned," Ramic shot back. "I did it because I saw your potential."
"And I organized this because you do deserve at least a little something in return."
The two stared at one another. Both of them wanting to argue more about who deserved what and how none of it was necessary. That's what friends did sometimes. They would get into the oddest of arguments when it came to which one was a better mammal. In the end, it was Nick who broke the silence.
"Just can't wait to see what you are all planning for my celebration."
The others at the table burst into laughter at the fox's comment. Judy climbing up onto the table and over to her fox.
"Bet I could think of a few things," The doe whispered as her eyelids drooped, the look in her purple eyes caused Nick to fall silent.
This time it was just Ramic and Ned laughing, knowing how rare it was to see Nick speechless.
After a few more minutes of pleasantries, Ned excused himself, much to Ramic's annoyance.
"I'll check in later," Ned insisted as he raised his glass. "I just wanted to check in with Echo on some stuff for this event. Congrats again on the award Ramic."
"Thanks for all of this Ned," The kangaroo shot back as he tried but failed to raise his massive fancy water.
With that Ramic was left alone at the table with Judy and Nick. He looked over at the couple and snorted into his drink at just how comfortable the fox and bunny had gotten. Judy curled up on Nick's lap as he stroked one of her ears. The doe's eyes completely closed as she let out a series of soft purring noises.
Ok so Part 1 was so freaking fluff filled right?
I split this into two parts for several reasons. 1) Grammarly has a limit to how many mistakes it wanted to deal with. 2)So you all can take a breather and not have to sit through like 20k of constant silliness.
Part 2 is next. Cya in a minute.
-Blue