The Champion's Reward

by 10tailed-Jokester

He vanishes after a failed mission to fight for glory and women in the Land of Earth. Four years later his village is in desperate need of his return. But are they ready to handle him with a new attitude and a new goal? So much could happen in four years and they are not ready for it.

2. That Smelly Smell

Glad this story is getting popular. Yeah some parts in this story seem cliche and over used but hey it's 2016. What can a guy do? Anyways here's the next chapter.

"Talking"

'Thinking'

"Demon talking"

'Demon thinking'

Jutsu/Attacks

-(Transitions)-

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That Smelly Smell

"Nope!"

After getting over the initial shock of seeing the familiar group of Kunoichi, Naruto called off the challenge and was immediately bombarded by questions, mainly from Sakura. He was back in his familiar booth with Rana and Sakuya cuddling up to his side which earned an internal glare from Hinata. "If I told you the whole story then we would never leave this bar and I got a tournament to win soon." He said as he took a chug from his drink. "But here's my question, why are you here?"

"We're here to get you back, baka." Sakura declared proudly which Naruto just scoffed with a small chuckle.

"Get me back? I never left." He said with a mocking grin and the two girls on his side giggled.

"What are you guys talking about anyways? Naru-kun's home is here and not anyway else." Rana said with a wide smile as she laid a kiss on his cheek.

Sakura frowned as she glared at the petite beauty. "Yeah right! This baka's dream is to become-"

"Sakura." Kurenai said sternly which quickly shut the pink haired kunoichi up. "Look Naruto, Tsunade-sama requested that you come back." She immediately got to the point and Naruto frowned.

"For what reason? It's plainly obvious that there's nothing there for me. It would just be a waste of time." He then pulled the girls tighter to him which they laid on his chest. "Besides my reputation here has soooo much more benefits." He grinned out.

The three kunoichi's glared at his meaning while the last one was glare at the two girls on his chest. "Why would you put your pleasure over the needs of the village." Sakura practically yelled at him with clenched fists and the blonde womanizer rolled his eyes.

"Because it's fun." He said with a devious grin before he stood up easily towering over the four Kunoichis. "The village was boring, I needed excitement in my life." He walked over to the bar and grabbed a random battle of alcohol.

"So fucking whores is your definition of excitement!" Sakura yelled out and the members of the bar froze. Some of the men backed away closer to the exit while Sakuya and Rana glared at the insult. Naruto stopped drinking before tilting his head in wonderment.

"Had I been the Uchiha would your attitude towards me be any different." He said with a glare as Sakura froze. "Of course it would, but I'm glad I'm not the asshole because then I would have to worry about you being on my dick." Then drowned the whole bottle and tossing it away before walking back over to his booth.

"Naruto." Kurenai said slowly. "Tsunade-sama honestly looked desperate for your help."

Anko nodded in agreement. "Yeah I've never seen a woman so hopeful over a piece of news. If you're not going to do this for the village, then do it for Tsunade-sama."

Naruto paused and looked at them for a moment before throwing a still glaring Rana and Sakuya over his shoulders earning squeaks of surprise for them. "You'll have my answer after the tournament's finals tonight." Sakura looked ready to say something but Naruto beat her to the punch. "And only then." He then walked up the stairs with a now giggling Rana and a smirking Sakuya.

"Don't bother the brat now." Kira said as he blew a puff of smoke out from his cigar. "Here, on the house." He placed a bottle of sake on the table. "Your best bet is to bother him after the tournaments."

Kurenai looked at the bottle with a small frowned as Anko took the bottle with a grin "And what is this tournament, Kira-san."

-(Later that Night: Iron Maiden)-

A man screamed as his head was crushed between the big paws of a huge hairy man. The lifeless body fell back with a thud as the now bloody man-beast raised his fist in victory. "WINNER, YOSIN OF YUGAKURE!" Genshi called out from his place.

"This...is awesome!" Anko said with stars in her eyes as Kira chuckled at her.

"Indeed the games, while brutal is incredibly fun to watch." Sakuya said with a grin. "But when my stud gets up there it's all over." She said with her own stars in her eyes.

"So what's the objective?" Kurenai asked, "Just to kill each other?"

Kira nodded with a grin. "You think it would be that easy but these men would literally do anything to win."

"And the prize is one million Ryo!" Rana said with a smile. "Naru-kun has won the past two games and he'll do it tonight."

Sakura just frowned, "To think that people would watch others get killed for money is-"

"Sicking? Well news flash princess it's a dog-eat-dog world out here." Sakuya said with an eye roll as the crowd began to get quiet. "Finally the stud is about to come on."

-(In the Ring)-

"Are you serious?!" Genshi quietly yelled at the messenger. "The crowd is literally going to have my balls for this!" The messenger just shrugged and ran off the stage. Genshi curse to himself before clearing his throat. "Well ladies and gentleman, is seems the games have changed." The crowds started to boo and Genshi felt himself getting sweaty. "A-ah yes! Due to the death of Benzi a couple of minutes ago we shall proceed to championship match!"

"Well that's new." Kira grunted before making eye contact with Naruto who did a head jab at the big man-beast.

"Do you know what happened Tou-san?" Sakuya asked and the 'War Bear' nodded with a grunt as he lit another cigar.

"Well it seems like Yosin-san lacks any patience."

Kurenai raised an eyebrow in confusion as she understood the meaning. "So he killed Naruto's opponent? Shouldn't he get disqualified?"

Kira just smirked as he blew out another smoke ring. "Then there wouldn't be a match and trust me, that's all the villagers live off on. This whole place would be chaotic if they would call the match off and besides," He turned his attention to the blonde that was now being introduced. "We don't believe in disqualification.

-(The ring)-

"Now pick your poison!" Genshi proclaimed as he motioned the wheel. Naruto went first and wait in bated breath as the wheel stopped on a pair of knuckles. The blonde champion grinned and watched as Yosin move the wheel to a warhammer. The crowd booed at the blatant cheating as Yosin cackled manically. "W-well there you have it folks! Naruto shall be using a pair of knuckles while Yosin will have a warhammer. I wish each of you of luck, now please back to your corners." Genshi gave Naruto an apologizing look and then ran off the stage.

Naruto walked back to his corner as Kira handed him a box with a frown on his face. "Yosin is giving the producers a headache. Be careful brat, I don't want to clean your remains off the stage."

"Listen to Tou-san, Naruto-kun. I want you to come home with us safety." Sakuya pleaded and Rana nodded next to her.

The blonde just gave then a chuckle. "You guys shouldn't worry besides this is going to be fun." He then opened the box a pulled out a pair of pitch black ebony carved knuckles. He whistled and grinned at Kira. "Do I even want to know?"

Kira grunted. "Had a good gut feeling is all."

"If both fighters are ready!" Naruto slipped on his knuckles and gave the group a wink before walking to the center. Yosin swung his hammer multiple times with a crazed grin on his face. "Haijame!"

"RAHH!" Yosin yelled out as he quickly appeared with a downward swing. Naruto quickly rolled to the side and sent a punch out to the man-beast's face. Yosin grinned as he dropped his hammer and quickly grabbed a surprised Naruto in a bear hug. "Yosin is going to crush puny man!" He bellowed out.

He then started strengthening his grip on the blonde who cursed as he felt his bones giving way. "Give off me!" An invisible force pushed Yosin away causing Naruto to fell on the floor with a thud. "Alright not letting that happen again." The blonde told himself as he slowly got back to his feet only to jump back from an axe handle.

Yosin yelled as he went for another swing and then another and then another. Naruto let out an annoyed sigh and he dodged each attack. "This guy is not letting me get on the offense." He jumped over a strike and landed a kick to the large man's face. Yosin staggered back and Naruto took this time to jump on the large man's shoulders and land an elbow on top of the man's head.

Yosin roared in pain and grabbed Naruto slamming him into the ground. "Ow!" Naruto groaned before that became a yelp of pain as Yosin jumped on his legs. "Fuck!" The shirtless blonde couldn't feel his legs and rolled to the side to avoid another stomp.

Yosin laughed in triumph. "Yosin crushed puny man's leg and now Yosin will tear puny man apart!"

-(In Naruto's corner)-

"Well that's not good." Kira frowned before he stopped the kunoichis from intervening especially the quiet purple haired one. "Oh no you don't!"

"What the hell? Let us go help him before he get his ass killed!" Sakura as she prepared to punch the living daylights out of the large muscular man. "We can't watch him die!"

Kira didn't move from his spot or was fazed by the killer intent the Konoha nins were directing at him. "There are to be no outside help. Those are the rules."

Anko rolled her eyes. "You said it yourself, Yosin cheated twice! If he could do it then we could easily do it as well."

Kira grunted before spitting out his useless cigar. "Well you're right little lady but here's two reasons why I won't you through. One, that brat is lot stronger than you think and what he puts on. He just likes to play with his opponents. And two, if you interfere the brat will take that as a blow to his pride. Trust me he takes that to heart."

"Tou-san is right," Sakuya said as she watched Naruto quickly crawl back from a strike of Yosin's hammer. "The reason that me and Rana-baka are not so worried is because we trust our stud. If you were his friends then I believe you would trust him too."

"Woooo Naru-kun!" Rana cheered out, "Hurry up and kick his ass so that you can take my ass tonight!" She shouted shamelessly.

-(In the Ring)-

Naruto gritted his teeth as he held the large foot of Yosin from crushing him. "Haha die weak man!" The large man cackled out as he add more weight to his foot.

Naruto stopped struggling as the words of Rana reached his ears. "And there you have it!" He grinned as held a pointer finger out to Yosin. "How do you feel about fire?" A tiny fireball appear in front of his finger before it flew and exploded in Yosin's face.

Yosin stumbled backwards as he held his face and roared in pain. Naruto smiled as he slowly but shakingly stood on his feet and thanks his impressive healing factor. The crowds gasped and then broke out in cheers as their champion grinned at them. The blonde then turned and winked at his girls in his corner. He heard a growl and turned back to Yosin only to be tackled away.

Naruto landed on his feet and wiped the blood that escaped his face. "Alright big guy." Yosin growled as his half blackened face gave the grinning blonde a glare. "I think I know how to take you down." He took a glance around the ring as his eyes landed on his knuckles. Only problem was that they were all the way in Yosin's corner of the ring.

Yosin roared in anger as he charged at Naruto, warhammer in hand. The blonde rolled under the swing and punch the earth below him. Yosin was launched back by a sprouting piece of rock. Naruto took this time to quickly ran over to his knuckles slipping them on he ducked under the thrown warhammer.

"Alright time to end this!" Flames surrounded the knuckles and Naruto charged at the large man. He ducked under a sloppy fist and sent an fiery uppercut to the man-beast's face. He then sent a hard jab into his stomach causing Yosin to bend over allowing Naruto hit head with a left hook that knocked some of his teeth out.

Seeing how Yosin was not down yet, the blonde womanizer sent a fiery kick to his chin that sent the man back with loud thud. The crowd went wild with cheers as Naruto stood over Yosin in victory. His fiery fist were in the air as he grinned.

-(In Naruto's corner)-

"Woooo that's my stud!" Rana and Sakuya called out with twin grins on their faces. The two girls were obviously thinking about rewarding their champion if the twin blushes were any indication. Sakuya actually giggled perversely.

The kunoichi's looked on with relieved looks. "It finally over." Kurenai said with a sigh. Boy, if Tsunade were to find out that Naruto got himself killed, there would no telling what the blonde hokage would have done. Kurenai internally shuttered at the thought.

"So why hasn't the announcer called for the match?" Hinata asked timidly as she just wanted to hurry up and get to Konoha.

Kira grunted out what sounded like a chuckle. "That's because the match is not over."

-(In the Ring)-

Naruto rubbed his scruff in thought as the crowd chanted his name. "Got any ideas on how to finish you?" He jumped off Yosin stomach and made his way around to his large and burnt head. He nudged the head with his foot with earned a groan from him. "Great idea!" The blonde said jokingly before he walked over to Yosin's corner and grabbed the warhammer.

The blonde easily lifted it up on his shoulders and whistled his way to Yosin. Standing in front of his head the blond placed the warhammer in both of his hands. "Now don't take this the wrong way but your face definitely needs a makeover. Tell Toushin that's he's a bitch!" Naruto then slammed the large hammer on Yosin's face causing pieces of human flesh and blood to spew everywhere. The crowd cheered wildly as the headless body twitched for a second before becoming still for good.

Naruto looked down at his body with a grimace, "Damnit, I liked these pair of pants!" He dropped the hammer with clang next the crushed face of Yosin.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, the winner and still champion, NARUTO!" The crowd chanted and yelled out his name as the blonde champion laughed and raised a fist in the air.

"Now the match is over." Kira said with a grin as he laughed at the green faces of the two younger Kunoichis.

-(Later that night: The Den)-

"I'm the mighty Yosin, no one can defeat me!" The men around laughed with drink in their hands as they watched an reenactment by two extremely drunken men.

"I will defeat you Yosin-san for I'm the the womanizer of the South, the Great Naruto!" The men laughed again as one of the more drunken men went for a fake punch. The 'Yosin' actor fell down with a laugh.

Naruto just laughed from his spot as he took a sip from his drink before turning a glance at the four Kunoichi, two of which had their own drinks. "You guys forgot the best part. You know the part where I made him scream like a little girl." The bar erupted in laughter.

"I'll have to say Naruto that was a brutal but impressive fight." Kurenai said while Anko grinned.

"What Nai-chan means to say was that the fight was fucking awesome!" The snake mistress said which earned a grin from the blonde. "Those attacks with the fire was amazing!"

"What was that anyways." Sakura asked as Naruto opened a new bottle.

"Secrets are secrets for a reason but I guess you'll have to learn about it when I go back to Konoha." The blonde said with a widening grin as the words he said finally registered in their minds. "Yeah, I know what I just said, but there is a condition."

Kurenai frowned. "A condition and what would that be?"

"I'll go by myself."

-(A week later)-

Tsunade sighed in exhaustion for what seemed to be the tenth time today. "Damn paperwork." Her eyes quickly took a glance at the picture she had on her desk. She stopped signing her signature and picked up the small frame. A small smile graced her lips as she looked at the grinning blonde boy with three whisker marks on each cheeks.

It's been almost a week since Kurenai's team returned without Naruto. While hearing that the blonde knucklehead was alive and well, Tsunade couldn't help but be angry at Kurenai's team for not bringing him back.

It took all the willpower and maturity in her being not to lash out right there. But Kurenai promised that he would be here soon, it was only a matter of time. However the buxom Hokage was not known for her patience. It was only the constant reassurance of her assistant and apprentice, Shizune, that she didn't run out of Konoha to nab the little bastard herself. But that didn't mean she didn't have other ways.

"Neko, Tora, Kuma!"

Three ANBU members appeared kneeling in front of the Hokage. "Yes Hokage-sama." The ANBU Captain, Neko asked.

"A mission regarded the return of Uzumaki Naruto didn't succeed like I wanted. I want him-"

"To be pampered and given a back massage because the road to Konoha is a hellish one." All four quickly got into a defensive stance as the intruder laughed.

"You must have a death wish intruding into the Hokage's office." Tsunade said harshly which made the mysterious intruder laugh harder. "I'll just assume you're crazy instead."

"To be honest that not the first time someone told me that." A figure then appeared in front of the four defensive nins earning a gasp from the Hokage and an almost silent gasp from the Neko ANBU. "Then again I've been called many things."

"Naruto." Tsunade whispered out. The blonde grinned as he held out his arms.

"Well are you going to stand there or are you going to give me a hug." He was then bopped hard in the head before he was engulfed into a warm and tight hug by the in-tears Hokage. He hugged her back with a small sincere smile. "I missed you Tsunade."

Tsunade broke the hug to get a good look at the blonde knucklehead and she honestly wished that she was a few decades younger. He certainly grew if his tall height was any indication. His hair was still that spiky blonde and the three whiskers were being slightly hidden by the blonde scuff the blond grew on his face. He wore a mesh tank top with a black sleeveless jacket over it that was open to show the man's spectacular muscles. He had on black cargo pants and standard black shinobi sandals.

Naruto saw that the busty Hokage was 'observing' him and took the chance to scope out the Hokage. 'Still the biggest pair of tits I've seen. ' He thought with a smirk before coughing to get the Hokage's attention. "As much as I would love to continue hugging you, we got some catching up to do."

Tsunade had a light blush on her face and cleared her throat. "Ah yes." She dismissed her ANBU but not missing the long glance Neko took at Naruto before they disappeared and Tsunade sat herself in her chair. Naruto grinned and sat in the chair in front of the Hokage's desk and kicked his feet up on it. His smile widened as he saw the buxom Hokage roll her eyes.

"So mind explaining where you were for four years or more importantly why you left?" Tsunade said getting straight to the point and Naruto only chuckled at her as he rubbed his scruff.

"Well I've been all over the Elemental Nations and recently resided in Tsuchi no Kuni for the past three years. As for why I left, I honestly got tired of dealing with the village's shit from it's asshole of villagers to the raging fangirls. I wanted excitement in my life, something that made me feel alive." Tsunade rose an eyebrow in confusion.

"But why Tsuchi of all places." But then it dawned on her. "It made it easier for you to hide didn't it?"

"Bingo." Naruto laughed out. "Besides have you ever heard of the Shi no Gēmu?"

Tsunade held a surprise look. "Yeah brutal games for money that only savages would participate in."

"Well I would necessarily call myself a savage even though I think about and do is fuck, drink, fight and repeat but not in that order of course." He said with a wide grin. "That's the main reason why I chose Tuschi, it was only a plus when I learned that you Konoha nins were hesitant to enter the country."

Naruto placed his feet off the table and grabbed Tsunade's open bottle of sake. He shook the bottle before smiling and downing all the contents. "Tuschi also has stronger sake. Nice if you want to pass out."

Tsunade smiled back. "Never took you for a drinker brat."

Naruto gave a small frown at the nickname and just chuckled. "Many women wouldn't think of me as a brat, Tsunade." He grinned with an almost hidden meaning. Tsunade had a pink tint on her face earning a devious grin from the blonde womanizer. "Anyways what's so bad about the village that you sent a search team out for me?"

"Many reasons actually." She grumbled. "For one the council was and still hounding my ass to declare you a missing nin. Of course when I brought up the Uchiha brat they just screamed how he was just kidnapped." She rubbed her forehead in annoyance. "Ugh, I swear that's the start of every meeting."

Naruto just rolled his eyes and scoffed. "I could of guessed that. After all when I was young the council members had nothing better to do then ride my ass."

Tsunade chuckled before getting serious again. "We've gotten reports of Iwa becoming allies with the Otokage."

Naruto raised an eyebrow. "The hell is an Otokage?"

"The leader of the sound village, you fought some of his nins for the retrieval of the Uchiha." Tsunade said as she reached under desk to pull out another bottle of sake.

"So you're telling me that Iwa, who hates Konoha joined forces with a village whose leader is on Konoha's most hated person list. Not only that, the Uchiha joined with the snake fucker who promised him the death of his bat-shit crazy brother as long as Sasuke does his bidding." Naruto closed his eyes and crossed his arms as he let out a sigh. "Tsunade, this sounds like a pre war strategy."

The blonde Hokage nodded and took a swig from her bottle. "And let's not get started on the Akatsuki. You see why I-we needed you back."

Naruto chuckled before getting up from his seat. "Well then, I guess exciting things are going to be happening soon." He made his way over to door before turning back around. "Well you can count me in." He went to open the door when Tsunade called out to him.

"Wait!" He turned around to catch a Hitai-ate and saw a small smile on Tsunade's face. "Be at Training Ground 7 tomorrow for an evaluation and….welcome back Naruto."

-(An hour later)-

"Oh come the fuck on!" The blonde womanizer muttered to himself as walked in search of a 'good enough' bar to get wasted and hopefully get a good lay. He tried to go back to his old apartment only to find that it was destroyed and being remodeled. But of course it had to be where he lived. Now he was in search of a bar that a.)didn't look like someone died inside or b.)wasn't filled with pompous assholes.

He stopped at what seemed to be a Shinobi only bar if the people wearing their Hitai-ate inside were any indication. "But should I?" He asked himself before shrugging. "Gotta get drunk somehow." He went inside and quickly made his way over to the counters.

"Whatcha want." The bartender gruffly asked as he cleaned a glass. He had an eye-patch over his left eye and a thick beard. The man sort of reminded Naruto of Kira in some way.

"What's the strongest thing you got?" The man paused and grumbled before searching under the counters and then pulled out a bottle of clear liquid with the initials 'EG' on it. Naruto gave the man a look.

"You asked and I got it." Naruto shrugged and paid for the drink. The man grunted and walked away. "Try not to kill you liver." He mumbled out before taking the order of another customer.

Naruto opened the bottle and took a whiff, finding that it was odorless the blonde grinned before taking a swig. The liquid burned almost like fire and Naruto cleared his throat as he looked at the bottle. "Nice to see that the man wasn't an all-round asshole." The womanizer then looked around the bar for his next objective as his eyes laid on the body of a familiar kunoichi.

Kurenai sighed in annoyance as she glared at another man that tried to catcall her. "I swear can't a woman get a moment of peace." She mumbled as she took a sip of her wine.

"In a world where everybody is either trying to kill you or fuck you, I think not."

Kurenai turned her head to see a grinning Naruto who held a strange bottle in his hand. He jabbed his head at the seat in front of her. "Mind if I take a seat?" Kurenai shook her head and Naruto plopped down with a grin. "So what doing here of all places."

Kurenai just raised an eyebrow. "I'm guessing the same thing you're doing Naruto, getting a few drinks." Naruto chuckled and took another swing of his drink. Kurenai watched him with a frowned. "I see that you've become almost too familiar with drinking. I hope your time in Tsuchi was well spent."

Naruto paused his drinking as he gave the crimson beauty a look. "Actually it is was. I didn't fight all the time only was the games came around and that's once every year. And probably compared to you records Kurenai, that is not that much. And besides it's nice to be in a place where I'm not having to watch my back or given a glare every time I breathe." He said with annoyance clear in his voice.

Kurenai then sagged her shoulders as she felt guilty and let out a sigh. "I'm sorry Naruto. It's just from what I've gathered in Tetsuuchi, you are nothing more that a womanizer who slept with any woman you could find and then fought like a savage."

"You asked people in the Northern district didn't you? More specially you asked the assholes and nobles?" Kurenai nodded and Naruto shrugged his shoulders. "Well I certainly can't hate them for blaming me after all their wives always fantasize and talk about me. But contrary to popular belief I don't sleep with every woman I see, I mean I have a set of rules and standards to follow."

Now this peaked Kurenai's interest. "Rules and standards?"

"Of course for example," He took a sip of his drink. "They have to have respect for their bodies and you be surprise with how many don't."

Kurenai rolled her eyes as she took a sip of her wine. "I may have an idea."

Naruto then jabbed a finger in her direction. "Women like yourself are my dream goal." Kurenai blushed at the honesty in his voice, something she doesn't get often with most men that try to get in pants. "I mean when I first took a glance at you I had to actually stop myself. How I manage to get Rana or Sakuya to be with me is still a wonder but you are so out of my league. Don't get me wrong though, I will kill anyone who tries to hurt them, fuck all the consequences." He swayed a bit before leaning his head on his hand.

Kurenai was actually a little shocked at his confession. "Are Rana and Sakuya-"

"The only women I've slept with? No, but they are the only women I'll confine myself too." He blinked away the spots in his vision before looking at his drink and setting it on the table. "But there's something weird about you."

"About me?" She asked curiously and the tipsy blonde nodded. "What about me?"

"Well your attitude for one screams hatred at perverts and men who only think with their dicks and I totally get that, some men are dicks." He then stopped swaying and gave the Kunoichi a devious smirk. "But I ever since we met and even now I've smelt something familiar on you. Rana and Sakuya always have the scent especially when we are getting ready to fuck"

Kurenai gave him look before looking down at her empty glass. The blonde passed his drink to her which she looked at him before pouring some of it in her glass. "Thanks and what's this smell?"

"Pure arousal."

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Wam Bam, completed. Rana, Sakuya, and Kira will come back just not in the next few chapters I'm planning. Now something I forgot to touch on, this story won't exactly be straight cannon for obvious reasons but I'm going down in the same arcs with my very own twist, of course.

So until then.