So not much action in this chapter but I promise there will be next chapter. As for the harem, I have gotten quite a few sugestions but my mind is still torn. The limit is 5...maybe 6 but that's it. Feel free to add in your two cents.

"Talking"

'Thinking'

"Demon talking"

'Demon thinking'

Justu/attacks

-(Transition)-

Guilty Pleasures

The door slammed open as their tangled and drunken bodies came slipping in. Their mouths on each other as clothes were quickly being shed and thrown to some unknown places. He picked her up as her strong legs wrapped themselves around his waist, his lips quickly going to her neck. She tilted her head back on the wall they suddenly were on. She moan at the feel of his lips as her hands quickly went to his hair.

He grinned against her neck as he heard her moan. He quickly separated them from the wall and threw her on the bed earning a surprise squeal from her. She leaned up on her elbows and gave the man a sensual smirk as she ran her eyes all over his body. He chuckled and slowly unbuttoned his pants and slid down the zipper.

He then walked over to her bed and crawled over her. Their eyes darkened with lust as their lips quickly reattached. Her hands rubbed his bare stomach before going inside his lower garments. He mashed their bodies together and slowly grinded into her warming heat.

-(The next morning)-

Naruto slowly cracked opened his eyes as he was getting hit by the sun's annoying rays. He slowly gazed around the room before hearing a soft moan on top of him. He looked down to see a mass of black hair on his chest and a familiar warm feeling down in his lower area. He would've rubbed his eyes if both weren't being preoccupied.

One arm was trapped underneath the women while the other was holding the bottle of the strange alcohol from the night before.

And that's when it hit him.

He, Naruto Uzumaki, the Champion of the Shi no Gēmu, had slept/fucked one of Konoha's and probably Hi no Kuni's most beautiful and unfuckable women. A shit eating grin came to his face as he relaxed back into the pillow. He shook the bottle and chuckled as he heard the sound of liquid in the bottle. He took a careful swig as Kurenai started to stir.

She seemed to paused before slowly look up to see a grinning Naruto. "Slept well?" He said with a grin. She glared harshly at the blonde earning an eyebrow raise in confusion. "What? Something on my face?"

"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't place you in genjutsu where I'm cutting off you dick?" She threatened with a low growl. The blonde shrugged as he took a sip from the bottle.

"Well I could give you a couple. One is that genjustus, unless they're like super strong mostly from a demon and a powerful nin, won't and will not affect me. I don't know how, they just won't. Two is that you shouldn't act stupid. You know exactly what happened last night. We both do, we were not shit-faced drunk like how I planned to be. And finally three," He gave a thrust of his hips and the strong-front Kurenai had quickly dissolved as she moaned from the action.

"You fell asleep with me still in you after we fucked for a couple of hours." He finished with a grin as Kurenai looked away from the blonde in shame. Naruto did an eyeroll as he removed himself from Kurenai. "Oh come on, was I really that bad?" He said with a slight whine.

The crimson eyed kunoichi blushed as she looked back at the now frowning blonde. "N-No i-it's just that…" She started and Naruto raised an eyebrow as he stood up from the bed showing the world his naked glory. Kurenai got a good look at the blonde's ass and her blush increased.

Naruto stretched and turned back around to the equally naked kunoichi who's eyes moved down. "Just what? You're ashamed to sleep with me?" He stopped and tilted his head. "Was I your first time? Is there another man?"

Kurenai internally cursed herself as her blush got dark enough to match her eyes. "N-No, no, and…." She took a paused before shaking her head, "no. I just feel guilty." She confessed with a sigh.

Naruto scratched at his scruff before sitting back down on the bed. "Guilty? You're not the first 'older women' I've slept with." He said with annoyance as he laid back down with his drink in hand.

Kurenai shook her head. "No, I mean….there's a friend of mine that really likes you. I feel guilty because I slept with you, because I betrayed her trust." She looked down at her fingers.

"Well that's incredibly fucking stupid." Naruto said honestly as he set the bottle on her nightstand and sat up in the bed. "Now before you yell at me for being insensitive, just think about it. You should feel guilty and shitty because you wanted to enjoy yourself? This friend of yours has probably never even confronted me but yet that makes me off the market from beautiful women like yourself? Yeah fuck that!"

Kurenai's shoulders sagged as the blonde did raise some good points but that didn't make her feel any better. "Is this the part where I'm supposed to feel better?" She said in an almost defeated tone.

Naruto grin as he brought the Kunoichi closer to his body, their noses touching. "No, this is the part where I fuck you hard enough to break this damn bed." He whispered huskily and growled as he smelt her increasing arousal. "You smell delicious." And that did it for Kurenai as she crashed their lips together. Their tongues battle for dominance as Naruto moved them so that he was on top. "But do you feel better now?" He said with a cheeky grin.

Kurenai's arms wrapped around his neck as her eye darkened with lust. "Just fuck me already." At which Naruto chuckled and went straight for her neck and breast. One of hands slowly slid its way down to her dripping womanhood. She moaned loudly at the stimulation and decided to go on the offensive too. Naruto grinned as her hand wrapped around and pumped his growing erection. Her arousal was too much for the blonde as he growled lowly and grabbed both of her arms before placing them above her head.

Using his free hand, he guided himself into her entrance earning a whimper from the beauty under him. She wrapped her legs around him as he thrusted inside of her. Her whimpers turned to moans which then turned into gasps as he worked his way inside of her. Naruto on the other hand was controlling himself not to explode like a virgin. While Rana was tighter and Sakuya was lot more flexible, Kurenai seemed and felt like she was literally milking him.

He gritted his teeth as he pumped harder and harder into her. He let go of her arms allowing her rake at his back. One of his hands grabbed at her headboard as it banged against the wall and crushed part of it under his hand. He suddenly grinned as an idea popped into his head and he flipped them over so the Kurenai was on top.

"Have your wicked way with me." He chuckled out and Kurenai took no time to grind and ride him. Naruto placed on hand on her hip as the other reached for the drink on the nightstand. Unnoticed by the two lovers, an intruder walked inside Kurenai's house and was watching them in glee and lust.

Well Naruto did notice but was entirely too busy to bring himself and Kurenai to sweet release. He felt the familiar feeling of tightness in his lower area and pumped harder into Kurenai. Naruto Uzumaki never came first and he was damn sure going to keep that promise no matter how great Kurenai felt. He felt her tighten as she gasped and shivered in pleasure and slumped over a bit. Knowing that she just came Naruto finally let the dam burst and unloaded himself inside with a grunt.

Kurenai finally slumped over and fell on Naruto's chest putting them in a familiar position. "That," She said through gasps and pants, "was-"

"HOT!"

Kurenai quickly twirled her head to see the last person she ever wanted to see in this position. Naruto looked over lazily and chuckled. "Sup Anko?" He said nonchalantly as Kurenai tried to hide in his chest. "Nice morning we're having."

"Damnit Nai-chan, if I knew you were going to fuck this blonde stud, I would've done it while we were in that damn village!" Anko pouted as she crossed her arms. Kurenai just blushed harder and pushed more into his chest earning a chuckle from the blonde. Anko then looked around the room and whistled as she gazed at the bed. "Well shit, you might want to get a new bed Nai-chan." She said as she laughed.

"Damnit Anko! What the hell do you want!" Kurenai finally yelled with the blush on her face never fading. This just made Anko laugh harder and Kurenai huffed in anger and annoyance. Naruto yawned as he got up from the bed and the laughter in the room immediately stopped. Now it was Kurenai turn to giggle as she saw her best friend turn red as she gazed on Naruto's friend.

Naruto sniffed the room and growled enough to break Anko out of her trance. "Unless you came in this room to get fucked back to sleep, what can we do for you?" He asked in a low voice that actually caused both women to shiver in pleasure. He then looked Anko up and down before grinning. "Unless that was your plan all along."

Anko gulped as she tried to think about why she was here in the first place. "Um, T-Tsunade-sama sent me to get Nai-chan. Apparently there some evaluation-"

Naruto eyes widened before he looked at the clock on Kurenai's nightstand. "SHIT!"

-(Training ground 7)-

Tsunade sighed in annoyance as her assistant giggled. "I hope Naruto-kun didn't pick up Kakashi-san's tardiness." Shizune said as Ton-Ton oinked happily in her arms. The busty Hokage just rubbed her forehead as she thought back to her meeting with the whiskered male.

"After seeing him, I won't be surprised." She drawled out and a bearded Konoha nin next to her chuckled as he took the drag from his cig.

"I'm more surprise that Kurenai-chan is late." Sarutobi Asuma said with a small smile.

"YOSH! Kurenai's Flames of Youth just haven't woken her up yet! If my Flames of Youth were ever to dull I shall run one hundred laps..no two hundred...three hundred-"

"I think we get it Gai." Asuma deadpanned as he tried not to laugh at Tsunade's twitching eyebrow. Just then a silver haired nin with his nose deep within a certain book appeared in a poof of smoke. Asuma just grinned. "Well someone came to the party early."

"Hmm." The nin looked up briefly from his book before look around and trying his best to avoid Tsunade's burning stare. "Where's Kurenai and Naruto?"

"Late." Tsunade said through gritted teeth. "And would you please throw away that damn book!"

Kakashi only scratched his hair. "Mai, mai, I would never imagine Kurenai being late-"

"Shut up already Anko!" Came the yell from Kurenai as laughter from two people could be heard. The nins turned to see a interesting site. A red faced Kurenai was yelling at a grinning Anko who situated herself on Naruto's back. The blonde womanizer seemed to be laughing at whatever Anko had said making Kurenai's blush darken.

When they finally made up to the rest of the older nins, Anko removed herself from Naruto as Kurenai's blush decreased but a slight red tint still remained on her cheek. "Nice for you to finally join us." Tsunade said with a light glare and Naruto just chuckled.

""You're not going to get an apology from me. Besides I'm not late, guys are just early." The surrounding nins chuckled before a growl from Tsunade made them look away with a smile on their faces. "Alright so what's this evaluation?"

Tsunade cleared her throat. "It's just a little test to see where you are."

Naruto just scratched his chest before looking around. "So I'm going to fight four jounin?" He almost deadpanned and Tsunade almost felt a headache forming.

"Like I said brat, it's only to see how much you changed." If Tsunade didn't love Naruto as much as she did, he would be probably get punched to the next town over.

"It's way too early for this bullshit." Naruto mumbled before giving Tsunade a pleading look. "Can't I just show you all the important shit and we can skip the rest of this bullshit."

"Language Naruto." Kakashi chuckled out as he finally looked up from his book to see his grown student give him a look of annoyance.

"And this is coming from the person who reads porn in public." The blonde then smirked. "At least I learned how to get the real thing."

Asuma and Anko laughed though for different reasons as Kurenai, and surprisingly Tsunade and Shizune blushed. Kakashi gave his student a surprised look as he started to stutter. Gai….well Gai looked at Naruto with flames in his eyes.

"Kakashi your student has out-hip you! His Flames of Youth burns brightly!" Gai all but yelled which made Kakashi bow his head in defeat as a rain cloud appeared over his head.

Naruto satisfied with his response to his old sensei looked back at Tsunade. "So what do you say? I'm sure you're dying to get back to work." He said with a grin.

Tsunade thought about it for a moment. "Alright fine you can show me what you learned during your time away but one condition."

Naruto raised a confused eyebrow, "And what would that be?"

"That you rejoin Team 7." She said and Kakashi looked up from his book to take a glance at Naruto.

Said Blonde just chuckled as a mischievous grin came to his face. "Really that's it? I thought you were going to make me take you out for dinner." His eyes then ran up and down Tsunade's body. "Though the idea does sound very nice."

Well that did it for everyone around Tsunade as they all burst out laughing. Tsunade blushed darkly before using her strength to punch Naruto hoping to send the blonde idiot through a tree or two. The grin remained on Naruto's face as he took to the punch but didn't move or flinch.

"Well damn, someone is feisty today. But then again when are you not?" He said calmly as Tsunade fist remained on his cheek. Tsunade looked at him in surprise and shook as did the rest of the jounins. "As much I love your hands on me, I think it's time for my evaluation." He said cheekily

"Whatever you damn brat." Tsunade mumbled as she took her fist away from his cheek. "Just hurry up."

"Impatient are we." Hearing her growl, the blonde womanizer put his hands up in mock surrender. "Okay, okay I'm done for now." His hands then went back to his side as he got a little serious. Well as serious as he could. "Alright where to start." He mumbled to himself before sighing in irritation. "Well it's best to start from the beginning at least."

"After the oh-so-great battle with Mr. Kill Yourself, I had the unfortunate pleasure to meet the snake-fucker. Whoa not yet!" He said with a slight smirk as he saw Tsunade and Anko prepared to fire out questions. "Anyways it seemed to me that the failed retrieval team was too slow for the asshole so he was prepared to meet them half way. Well most of them were dead I believe and our fight could be heard for miles. Also adding in the fact that I tapped into my resident carpet's chakra the fucker had all the reasons to be worried."

-(Flashback: Four years ago)-

Orochimaru crouched in between an unconscious sasuke and a tired and injured Naruto. "Well Naruto-kun, I'm surprise you've held yourself for so long." He said with a smile that still managed to creep Naruto out.

"It's a perk of not being a fucktard." The young blonde growled before foolishly charging at Orochimaru, a thin layer of red chakra surrounded his form.

Orochimaru chuckled as he easily blocked and dodged all of Naruto's attacks making the blond more angry at him. The blonde jumped back as he prepared to make another Rasengan in hopes of wiping that smile off. However the snake man quickly appeared in front of him and delivered a sharp kick to his chin sending him upwards.

Orochimaru quickly sent his tongue out to grab Naruto's leg and sent him crashing to floor below. Naruto heard a sharp crack as his vision blurred and couldn't find himself to make a noise out of pain. "Kukuku Naruto, you knew better than to attack me." Orochimaru said as he slowly walked up to the young blonde. "Now what's stopping me from killing you right now?"

The blonde spit blood out to the side as best as he could before letting out a dark chuckle as he laid against the hard dirt. "I can't see it's because of my good looks so I'll go with my charming humor. Haha ow."

Orochimaru looked at him confusingly, this attitude of the boy seems new? "What's the change of attitude boy, is because you're facing death? That your dreams of being Hokage is over." He reached down his throat and pulled out his sword.

"Well the real reason is that I'm going to die a virgin. At least that sword gets more action than I do." Naruto chuckled before flinching in pain. "So what are you waiting for? For me to get naked? Just kill me already!"

Orochimaru grinned before driving his sword down into Naruto's heart.

-(Flashback ended)-

"Or at least what should've been my heart." The blonde womanizer grinned out enjoying the looks of confusion from the Jounins and Hokage. "I should have in all honestly died that day but Sir. Plushie-in-my-Tummy didn't feel like dying that day."

"Naruto," Tsunade slowly said as she got over her shock. "What did the fox do."

-(Flashback: Four years ago)-

The large crimson fox growled angrily as water splashed all over Naruto's mindset. "That damn human snake! I shall rip him apart before devouring that fucking head of his!" It yelled and the area started to get darker.

Naruto sat down and leaned against the bars with his eyes closed. "I don't know why you're losing your shit. Death doesn't seem that bad. Besides I should be the one angry if anything. I mean you got to live for a long ass time while I only had 14 years." He mumbled which only seemed to get the fox angrier.

"You fucking idiot! I do not wish to die a part of you. I. DO. NOT. WISH. TO. DIE. HERE!" With each punctuation the fox let lose all of its power in a last ditch effort causing the room they were in to be flooding in red light.

"Alright, Alright princess." Naruto said mockingly as he stood up to see the red light was quickly being dwarfed by the darkness. He got up and looked at the seal that held the fox. "If you wanted to get out that badly all you had to do was say please."

-(Flashback ended)-

Now everyone looked at Naruto in shock, confusion, and surprise yet they couldn't seem to make one of the emotions stay on their faces. "N-Naruto y-you-" Kakashi started.

"Let the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the damn thing that almost ruin your village go? Yes, I was hoping you got the damn hint." He said nonchalantly as he scratched his scruff wishing he had some alcohol or women….no both.

"Do you not realize what you done!" Kakashi practically yelled, his book forgotten in his hands. His sensei and his wife didn't die sealing the Kyuubi away for some blonde punk to uncaringly let it free.

Naruto just raised an eyebrow before grinning. "Of course I do because I can do this!" He pointed at a harmless tree only for a stream of fire to be released on the tree. Within a few seconds the tree was left blackened and toppled over.

"Or this!" He stomped his foot on the ground as a large piece of earth sprouted and flew at another tree. It crashed into the tree leaving a nice size imprint on it.

"Or should I show you this?!" He clenched his fist as pure lightning surrounded it. He grinned before throwing the ball of lightning at the same tree causing a mini explosion that left yet another tree blackened and burned. He readjusted his jacket and turned around to see the Jounins almost have their jaws on the ground.

"The Kyuubi didn't leave without paying its rent."

-(A few hours later)-

We now find our favorite blonde womazier taking a stroll through Konoha's marketplace. You know looking for some groceries, maybe go clothes shopping for a bit. Oh who are we kidding, he was currently finding some chick to fuck and possibly crash at her house for the night until a suitable living arrangements were made.

'Well I could always go back to Kurenai-chan." However strange enough the blonde didn't want to bother the crimson eyed beauty especially after his little show earlier. Naruto sighed to himself. It shouldn't be that difficult to find someone especially with how some of the looks the women were giving him. Yet he couldn't find it in him to go to these women. He pinched his nose in frustration and slight pride.

Kurenai had set a high standard and his body and mind were fighting to keep it.

"Damn body. Damn that sexy vixen." Naruto muttered but was brought out of his thoughts by a body crashing into him. If it hadn't been thanks to his strength and durability, Naruto was sure they would've fallen backwards. He grabbed the feminine body to quickly stopped them from falling and gazed into a pair of lavender orbs. "Well hello there, Hinata." He said with a mischievous grin.

"Eep! U-um h-hey t-there N-Naruto-kun." Oh he was going to have fun with her. Her face blushed a bright red and Naruto mildly wondered if her head was going to explode yet that didn't stop the grin that remained on his face. "S-Sorry!" She whispered as she finally looked at their position.

"It's quite alright. I just hope you that you're alright. My body..has been known to be hard in some places." He said lowly and huskily before internally laughing at his innuendo. Naruto's comment made her, if it was even possible, blush harder before he let go of her but still remained flushed up against her. "Damn, you certain went from cute to sexy in these past four years. What do you say we," His eyes traveled down before looking her in the eye. "Catch up?"

That's when he smelt it.

His eyes actually darken in lust as he smelt Hinata's arousal and barely held in the sensual growl in his throat. As for poor Hinata, her gentle mind couldn't take Naruto's flirting or his muscular body pressed against her. So she feinted with Naruto quickly catching her. "Well this is certainly not the first time this happened." He chuckled.

"Hinata! Hinata where did you..Naruto?" Naruto perked up when he heard his name and turned to see Kiba, a huge ass Akamaru, and a hooded Shino. Kiba's eyes was shocked before he saw the passed out girl in the blonde man's arms. "Damn why does she always do that around you."

Naruto just shrugged and handed her gently over to Kiba. "We were having a very friendly conversation before she fainted." And who said that bullshitting was dumb. "Hope she's okay and not sick."

Kiba waved it off. "She'll wake out of it soon." He paused before sniffing the air. " Uh I wonder what's that sweet smell?" Naruto sniffed the air before shrugging but internally he was laughing his ass off. Kiba shook his head as he hoisted Hinata on his back. "Well we'll have to catch up sometime later. I better get her home. It was nice seeing you."

"Likewise and you too Shino." Naruto waved out to the hooded shinobi who nodded in his direction before following after his teammates. Naruto sniffed the air again before growling softly. "Oh fuck it!" He mumbled aggressively as he jumped on the rooftops and took off in one certain direction.

-(Kurenai's Apartment)-

Kurenai as her body laid flat on her bed as she held her face in her pillows in thought. After Naruto's 'evaluation' if you can call it one, the blonde ran off muttering something about 'needing a drink.' However she knew it meant he was just going to fuck some other woman.

Kurenai groaned as she buried herself deeper in her pillows. That's the problem here. She didn't know why the thought of the blond champion sleeping with another woman extremely bothered her. She shouldn't care, it wasn't none of her business and Naruto was not her boyfriend or lover. They were two people who just happened to fuck each other.

So there should be no strings attached right?

The thought bothered her so much that she actually had to call team training and bonding off under the lie that she wasn't feeling good. Which in reality she sort-of didn't. She just loved how her team was so understanding and even offered ways to help her feel better. Like how Hinata…...

Hinata.

Kurenai groaned but this time it sounded heavily with guilt. Even though Naruto had a point that she shouldn't delay her own happiness, the crimson-eyed beauty still felt like she betrayed Hinata's trust by sleeping with her crush not once but twice. And to top it all off she doesn't mind doing the deed a couple of more times.

She had to give it to the blonde man, he knew how to make her feel alive with a couple of kisses. The memories of the late morning and last night came to her and she rubbed her thighs together as she bit her lower lip. She didn't know where the blonde learned how to do the things that he does but damn is he real good at them.

"I hope you're think about me, gorgeous." A husky voice growled out as he laid untop of her, mindful of his weight. "Especially from what I smell."

"Y-You came back?" Kurenai couldn't help but be surprise. She expected him to move on to another girl and act like what happened to them was a one time thing.

Naruto chuckled at her surprised voice as he snuggled into her neck and accidently, well purposefully, grinded himself in her ass. "Of course why wouldn't I?"

"Well I thought you wouldn't to move on to someone else." She muttered as she held in a moan. Naruto raised an eyebrow before falling at her side.

"Well you set a high bar for me." He grinned as he saw her eyes roll. "That and I really enjoy your company, well when we're not busy." Now that was something she didn't expect and Naruto chuckled again at her look. "Surprised that I like to do more than drink, fuck and fight?" He then looked at her...in concern? "But what's wrong you look strange and not the sexy strange, more like the 'I fucked up' strange."

By now Naruto pulled Kurenai on to his chest as she hesitantly began to rub circles on his chest. "It's just that…. I can't help but-"

"Feel like a huge dickhead for 'stealing me away' from this unknown person." Naruto stated as he trailed a finger up and down her arm. He felt her nod into his chest and he grinned. " Well I know something that could take you mind of of it." He said sensually which Kurenai sighed

"Can we please treat this like a serious subject, Naruto-kun." She then blushed at what came out of her mouth.

"Naruto-kun eh? Seems like you enjoy our time together Kurenai-chan." He said back before sighing. "But to be serious for a second I don't fancy the idea of someone claiming me when they haven't even made the effort to confront me. I mean with you we at least talked. Sure I might be a bit of a womanizer but consider how I feel about this." Naruto said with annoyance. "Now,"

Kurenai looked up at him before he crashed his lips against hers. "What do you say we make this night fun and guilt free?" He wagged his eyebrows which just made Kurenai roll her eye before she connected their lips.

'Maybe this isn't such a bad thing.'

Yes this was more Naruto/Kurenai than I expected.

Whoops

But anyways to firmly address this. Not every women Naruto flirts with or beds means that they're in the harem or that Naruto feels for them romatically...well as romatically as he could.

But I believe that's all. Till next time.