Alright back at it again with another chapter! Now I think I have an idea for the harem, let's see what we got

Rana

Sakuya

Kurenai

Tsunade

Mei

anddddd...

I don't know, it's still in the works but I think it's a pretty good list so far. Still debating on the last girl. But enough idle chatter

"Talking"

'Thinking'

"Demon talking"

'Demon thinking'

Attacks/Justu

-(Transition)-

New Techniques, New Jacket

Naruto stood in the Hokage's office with a bored expression wishing he could be anywhere but here and preferably with a certain crimson eyed beauty. After his 'evaluation' and reinstatement, Tsunade decided to give Naruto a couple of more days to "adjust" before taking up missions once again. Of course during that time, Naruto had to buy Kurenai a new couch, kitchen table, and bed...twice.

Kurenai threatened to cut him off for a few days if any more of her furniture got ruined during their love-making but does he regret it?

Hell the fuck no.

He groaned as he scratched his scruff. "Can we speed this up. I mean the sooner you give us a mission the sooner I'll be back home." He dodged the thrown paperweight and couldn't help but grin. "Unless you want me to stay longer."

Tsunade just growled at him as a light pink tint came to her cheeks. "Shut the hell up Naruto!" Tsunade hated how easily the blonde idiot can get her to blush and she officially stopped herself from calling the womanizer a brat.

She learned her lesson last time.

Sakura gave Naruto a look of slight disgust as Kakashi chuckled behind his book. "What's the hurry Naruto? Got a special someone waiting for you?" The copy-nin, after mulling it over with a bottle of sake, eventually forgave the blonde. After all if it hadn't been for him releasing the Kyuubi, Naruto wouldn't be here alive and making things enjoyable again.

"Actually yes. And I would much rather be with her indulging myself then here listening to our hot Hokage read off missions." He crossed his arm as he gave the still blushing Hokage a pleading look. "Can we get a mission where I could kill someone. I'm going through murder-withdrawal here and sex is not helping."

Sakura just looked at Naruto in shock as her mind still couldn't believe his new change in attitude. He turned into a lewd pervert, plus he is a drunkard. The man doesn't even look in her direction anymore with that goofy grin he had when they were younger. Ever since the search mission, he avoided her like the plague and well she slightly missed the attention.

"Ugh fine!" Tsunade exclaimed as she threw her hands up. "If it'll make you shut up!" She missed the mischievous grin that made its way to his face.

They almost make this too easy. "Well Tsunade, there are many things that could make me shut up." He growled but that turned into laughter when a scroll smacked him in the face. Oh how he enjoyed the way he could make even the strongest and hardened women flustered.

"Take this fucking mission and get the hell out of my office!" She threw the mission scroll to Kakashi before specially looking at a grinning Naruto and pointing to the door. She gave the man a glare that promised all types of pain if he didn't shut up. Naruto snickered as he held his hands up in mock surrender.

The atmosphere completely vanished when a frantic Shizune burst through the doors. "Tsunade-sama, the Kazekage has been kidnapped!"

-(An hour later)-

"So you're telling me Gaara managed to get the top bossman position?" Naruto said as the newly reinstated Team 7 rushed through the trees towards Suna. "Well damn, my boy is finally moving up in the world." He said jokingly as he wiped an imaginary tear from his face. "Why I remember when he was this tall and didn't know how to change his own diaper."

"Damnit Naruto can you take the mission seriously!?" Sakura scolded with a frown. Naruto was treating this as a light matter when the fucking Kazekage of Suna got captured by this Akatsuki group. It especially didn't help when the blonde kept firing off jokes.

Naruto just rolled his eyes. "That depends, will you shut that trap of yours for more than an hour?" He then grinned. "Or should I get good ole' Uke-chan to do it for me?"

Sakura glared at Naruto, feeling the chakra go into her fists. "Want me to reconstruct that damn face?!" She threatened and Naruto laughed.

"Oh please by all means try." He turned his head to the side and pointed at his right cheek. "Why don't you start right here, it needs a bit of a touch up."

"Naruto, Sakura! That's enough!" Kakashi said sternly. "We are on a very important mission and I don't need you two screwing it up because of conflicting interest. However Sakura is right, you need to get serious about this mission Naruto."

The blonde womanizer scoffed. "You make it seem like I don't care about one of my closest friends." He, for the first time since he came back to Konoha, glared darkly at Sakura. She flinched at the look and closed her mouth from saying anything. "In fact, I'm fucking livid right now and unless you want to stop a raging Naruto, I suggest you let me continue on making jokes. I was dead serious when I said that I'm going through murder-withdrawal."

He then stopped and sniffed the air. "We have company and from what I can smell, she's a friend." Soon enough Team 7 managed to catch up to one Subaku Temari and Naruto couldn't help the devious smirk that came to his face. "Yo! Temari, long time no see." He called out as he moved next to her.

Temari had to blinked a couple of times. "N-Naruto?" The man grinned and Temari could stop her eyes from wandering over his body. Damn, those four years did more than justice on the younger blonde. Her eyes pretty much stayed on the light tamed beard on his face that slightly hid his adorable whiskers. "Are you guys on a mission or something?" She almost absentmindlessly

"Yes and unfortunately it's not a good one." Kakashi said as that brought Temari back to earth to see Naruto grinning and sending a wink her way. "The Kazeage, Gaara-dono, has been kidnapped by the Akatsuki." And there goes Kakashi killing the mood.

"W-What!?" She screamed. "W-When, how?"

"Last night, from the reports two members of the Akatsuki attacked the village and managed to capture Gaara-dono." Kakashi sighed out as the group ran faster no thanks to Temari. The silver haired nin looked up at the darkening sky and sighed again. "It's getting late we should stop and rest before crossing over."

"We can still go on. There's still daylight." Temari pleaded before a hand softly landed on her shoulders. She looked up to see a grinning Naruto as she felt some of worries decrease a little.

"Temari, there's no use fighting the Akatsuki if we're exhausted." He then let go of her shoulders before eyeing her up and down with a smirk causing the sandy blonde to blush a little. She wasn't use to being looked at in a sexual manner especially by a guy she found attractive "But why don't we-"

"Temari do you mind helping me set up my tent." Sakura called out as she and Kakashi began to get their camp ready for the night. Naruto narrowed his eyes at the pink headed woman as Temari slowly nodded and went over to help.

"She's not?" Naruto whispered in denial as he went to help Kakashi.

"So how are you and Shikamaru?" Sakura said loud enough for everybody to hear her as Temari gave her confused look.

"She is." Naruto muttered as he frowned at his teammate. 'That cockblocker!' If there's is one thing that annoyed Naruto to no end are cockblockers. They block all the fun and have a bad habit of not minding their own business.

"We're just friends though. Nothing really serious, the bastard's too lazy to start anything." Temari said back though not as loud and Naruto smirked from his spot.

-(Later on that night)-

"Gaara!" Temari sprung up from her sleeping bag in cold sweat before rubbing her head. "Damnit!" She whispered as she clenched her fists. This was the second time she woke herself up because of a bad dream of her brothers. Being the oldest and not having any parents, their sibling bond went deeper than any normal bond. And she damn sure could feel it.

Temari sighed sadly as she got out of her tent. "You good?" A voice called out from above making the Kunoichi jump in surprise. Naruto jumped down from his perch on a tree and landed in front of her. He chuckled softly seeing her tense form. "Well someone seems tense. I would suggest sleeping on your back, I heard it's better for you." He said jokingly.

"Well sorry for feeling like I'm failing my family!" She snapped before sighing deeply. "Sorry. I didn't mean to sound that harsh."

Naruto held up a hand to stop her as he smiled softly and genuinely. "No it's okay. I'm just being an ass to block off the fact that I'm about as worried and angry as you." Temari gave the man a shocked look before shaking her head. Of course, Gaara and Naruto had a close relationship. In fact Gaara would always say that they were the same.

Temari then decided to go on a lighter seeing how she was not going back to sleep anytime soon. "So where you've been for the past four years?" She said as she leaned on a tree and crossed her arms with a small smile.

"Oh you know killing, fucking, the usual but this time in Tsuchi." He said nonchalantly and Temari rolled her eyes.

"Yeah sure and Shika is the most productive ninja in Konoha" Naruto let out a chuckle at her joke and put his hands up.

"I'm telling the truth here. I was having the time of my life in Tsuchi." He then rubbed his scruff in thought. "Well, I think I was. "

Temari gave the man a look. "So why Tsuchi?"

Naruto shrugged before grinning. "Didn't want the Leaf village to know where I was. Now, here's my question, you got a boyfriend?"

-(The next morning)-

Team 7 plus Temari finally made it to the walls of Suna with little problems. Well if you count the argument between Sakura and a grumpy Naruto. Somehow Naruto and Temari's conservation moved to inside Temari's tent. Unfortunately nothing worth noting happened, just Naruto helping Temari fall asleep. However Temari must've had a really good dream because Naruto was awoken by the overwhelming smell of her arousal.

It would've been easier to leave her tent but the sandy Kunoichi had a death grip on him and was grinding herself onto him. Long story short, Naruto had to tough through the rest of the night with a bad case of blue balls and internal turmoil.

Damn Kyuubi fucking with his heightened sense and pheromones.

So imagine Sakura's surprise when she saw a grumpy Naruto walk out of Temari's tent mumbling about 'fucking blue balls'. So this lead to them arguing about fucking on a mission and with a teammate no less.

"For the last fucking time. We. Did. Not. Fuck." Naruto growled out as he crossed his arms and tried his best to block out his annoying teammate.

"Yeah right! You're a dog who just likes to hump on every female leg he sees!" Sakura said back as the group walked up to the gates.

"Oh please don't get your panties in a twist just because I would and will not fuck you. And Temari already said that nothing happened in the damn tent so leave it alone for fuck's sake!" He snapped back and Sakura actually closed her mouth and looked away from the blonde man with a scowl.

After getting checked by the guards at the gates, they immediately went straight to the hospital where Kankuro, Temari and Gaara's brother was at due to his injuries. They walked in the room to see him laying practically comatose in a bed and Temari teared up while Naruto whistled.

"Well shit, those Akatsuki fuckers really did a number on you bro." He then placed a comforting hand on Temari's shoulder and she looked back at him with a small smile. Sakura's hands were engulf in green chakra as she ran her hands over Kankuro's body. "Hmph, you might not be totally useless at all." Naruto mumbled low to himself.

"The poison in his body is attacking his vitals mostly his respiratory and nervous systems. If we don't act now, he'll only have a day or two left" Sakura lifted her hands of the poisoned Shinobi and looked at a medical nin. "Have you guys got to work on a antidote." The medical nin sadly shook their heads and Sakura sighed to herself.

"I think I may know a solution." Naruto said with a hand raised. "Why don't we, and stay with me here, kill him. Put him out of his," He took a glance at Kankuro. "Silent misery."

"I'm not going to let anyone kill my brother!" Temari yelled and Naruto raised both of his hands in mock surrender.

"And that's the perfect attitude we need at this moment." He grinned out and looked around at the nins who gave him a wary look. "So what are you guys waiting for? A personal strip show? Get to work finding a fucking antidote. You heard 'Prude-and-Young' over here, we don't have much time. In fact 'Forever-a-virgin' should assist you, I mean she wasn't trained by Tsunade for shits and giggles." Sakura frowned at the nicknames as the rest of the medical nins broke out of their momentary shook and lead Sakura out to their herbal greenhouse.

"That was...unorthodox." Kakashi said as he looked up from his book.

"Only when I'm sober." Naruto said as he looked over to a worried Temari. "Don't worry Temari, I trust that Tsunade trained Sakura well. Your brother will be back up in no time. But in the meantime we need to figure out where these fuckers went with Gaara."

-(The next day)-

It was well into late morning when they, being Sakura, finally made a cure for the comatose Shinobi. "There!" Sakura said as she wiped away some sweat on her forehead. "He should be fine now and hopefully he'll give us some insight on where they might have taken Gaara."

Temari was silent but gave the pink haired a nod and also a thankful look. Kakashi placed a hand on Sakura's shoulder. "Good work Sakura , rest now." He smiled at her.

"Yes Kakashi-sensei!" The room was oddly silent and Sakura looked around. "Where's the idiot?"

"Getting a drink or two, damn! You want to follow me when I take a piss too?!" Naruto stumbled in with a sake bottle in his hand as he slumped down in a chair and took a swig. "Damn, no wonder everyone here has a stick up their asses, your alcohol sucks. I should've went with water and disappointment because I taste no difference."

Sakura clenched her fist in anger. "What the HELL?! Are you seriously drinking during such a delicate mission? Kami, you should've stayed in Konoha seeing how you're absolutely no help!"

Naruto scoffed and looked down at the bottle. "But like I said Kakashi you should really tried this cause I know I'm not going crazy. It's like everything I drink tasted like water. How can a guy get shitface on water?"

"Are you Kono-nins always this loud?" Came a shaky reply from Kankuro as he slowly opened his eyes and got up before grunting in pain. Temari quickly ran to his side and gave him a small hug. "Don't celebrate yet, we need to get Gaara back."

"But I already brought the drinks." Naruto grinned out as he lightly swung the bottle. "Maybe a little celebration is called for."

Kakashi and Temari shook their heads while Sakura gave the still grinning blonde a glare. Kankuro just blinked twice. "Whoa, it seems the blonde brat grew up." He grinned out and Naruto chuckled.

"I know something else that can 'grow up'." He winked over to Temari who heavily blushed but his grin was quickly replaced by a frown. "Now since you're awake, I hope you can give insight on where they took Gaara.

"Check Karasu." And true to his word there was a piece of cloth the Kankuro must've snagged from one of the members.

"Good work." Kakashi as he was prepared to make the handsigns for a summon when Naruto interrupted him.

"You know one of the good things about letting Flea-bag go is that my senses are heightened. Now can I see that cloth?" He ignored Sakura's confused look as he took a quick sniff before gagging. "Holy shit! This thing smells like ass and explosions. But whatever let's go while it's still fresh." He grimaced before handing it back to Kakashi.

"I'm coming with you guys." Temari said as she gripped the giant ass fan on her back.

"As much as I would love for you to come," Cue Sakura's disgusted frown and Temari's blush, "you're toovital to the village and we need to run it until we get Gaara back." He gave her a vulpine yet reassuring grin. "Don't worry Temari, I'll bring Gaara back."

She couldn't anything but nod as a different kind of blush came to her face and she avoided eye contact. Naruto sniffed the air and had to repress a growl. 'Damnit, focus, focus!'

"I'll join you."

An elderly voice called out as an old woman walked into the room. "I know Sasori's work and it's best to have me on your side."

Naruto who was fidgeting clapped loudly. "Good, great now let's go!" He quickly walked out the room leaving everyone to look at where he left with a confused look.

"Ah it's nice meet you…" Kakashi trailed off.

"Lady Chiyo."

-(In a Dark Cave)-

The body of an incapacitated Gaara was thrown to the ground as someone yawned loudly. "Man, who knew biju hunting was tiresome, right Sasori-dono."

A large hulk of a figure grunted. "Do make me lose the little amount of patience I have, Deidara."

Deidara chuckled nervously. "You should take it easy. Our main job is completed."

"Ah the mission with the Ichibi is completed." A voice of authority called out as 7 other figures appeared in the cave. "Good. we must hurry and extract it." Suddenly the ground started to shake as a huge statue appeared and each member stood on a finger. There was one spot missing.

"Now stand and be still." The leader said as he shot a glare towards a certain member.

"Yeah yeah, I fucking gotcha."

A blue stream of chakra came out of the statue's opened mouth and engulfed Gaara in it. A beige color energy began to come out of the Kazekage and into the mouth of the statue. The members internally sighed, it was going to be a long few days.

"Sooo anyone want to play 'I spy'?"

Yep a long few days.

-(A day later: With Naruto)-

"Are you even positive that we're going the right way?" Naruto took in a deep breath as he focused on the scent they were using to track down the Akatsuki members. "Like I never remember you even being a tracker anyways?"

"Things have changed Sakura and I trust Naruto knows exactly what he's doing." Kakashi quickly said as the blonde womanizer shot him a thankful yet annoyed look.

"You Konoha nins are very unorthodox to say the least." Lady Chiyo piped up and Naruto rolled his eyes.

"Oh I'm sorry are we not up to your standards?" He sarcastically asked and Lady Chiyo actually nodded. "Well you can take those standards and shove it-"

"Naruto! Show some respect to your elders!" Sakura scolded as she frowned at him. "Or were manners not a thing in Tsuchi?"

"Look everyone I have my own personal mother! You mind giving me a bedtime story when I go to bed mommy?" Naruto said as he rolled his eyes again before stopping completely.

"What is it Naruto?" Kakashi asked as he became tense. They all jumped down into a clearing with everybody becoming tense. Well except for Naruto, he just had his arms crossed with a frown on his face as he looked at one particular spot.

"I can smell you, ya know. So this hiding shit is pointless and a waste of my time." Naruto called out. A figure stepped into the clearing as Sakura gasped and Kakashi glared. Naruto grinned and placed his hands in his pockets. "Well if it isn't Mr. Psychopath himself. How's the family?"

"Hello Naruto-kun." Itachi said with a frown. "I see you've grown up." He then gave Kakashi a slight nod ignoring the hateful glare the one eyed nin sent at him.

"Yeah you know I've been working out, checking my diet and killing assholes on my shitlist." The womanizer then chuckled. "Turns out you're at the top of this list along with the snake-fucker. Seems like pappa's going to have a good day." And with that he quickly appeared in front of Itachi with a fist cocked back.

Itachi caught the fist and threw the blonde over his shoulders. Naruto landed on his feet and brushed his jacket. The blonde then stomped on the ground as a piece of earth under itachi sprouted up hoping to skewer the Uchiha. Unfortunately Itachi easily dodged the attack and gave Naruto a confused yet slightly impressed look. "New techniques."

"A new jacket too." Naruto said he he swiped his hand and a wave of fire rushed at the Uchiha who use the Kawarimi to quickly be replaced by a log. "Ya know, I don't like this game of tag. So start fighting me back or I'm going to get very angry." He then formed a finger gun with his hand and closed one eye. "But I'm sure you're into that. Bang!"

Suddenly a fireball fired out from Naruto's fingers and Itachi narrowly avoided the explosion that quickly happened afterwards. In fact his robe was burnt of on the left side and Itachi frowned. "Raikiri!" Itachi hissed as the attack scratched his side. He held his side and dodged the fist from Sakura that created a creator.

"So she figured out Tsunade's strength." Naruto mumbled before smirking. "Her usefulness is certainly increasing." He then held a hand out as fire surrounded it. He then punched the ground as the earth split open to release a huge fiery yet muddy hand than actually managed to grab the Uchiha. "Gotcha you slippery bastard." Naruto smirked as he saw Itachi's pained face.

"I'll have to say Naruto-kun, you're much stronger than any of us had envisioned." Itachi said through gritted teeth. "I wonder if you'll be this stronger when we actually fight."

Naruto smirked from his spot, his hand deep into the ground as the fiery hand around Itachi gripped tighter. "Just swing by Konoha and I would be more than happy to show you all my techniques." The large hand crushed the nin before he could say anything else leaving a bloody crushed mess. Naruto took his hand from the ground as the large hand disappeared and the bloody glob fell down with a wet splat.

Sakura looked away in disgust as she try to hold in her breakfast. Kakashi gave Naruto a worrisome look. "With the way how that conversion was going, that wasn't the real Itachi?"

Naruto wiped his jacket from any dirt that got on it and cleared his throat. "Of course not, do you really think you would still be conscious?" Kakashi's look hardened and Naruto sighed. "Like this Itachi," He pointed to the glob. "Didn't even have his Sharingan activated much less was dodging like a bitch."

"He was trying to buy time." Lady Chiyo said and Naruto raised an eyebrow with a smile.

"I'm glad granny could get it."

-(A few hours later)-

"A cave? Seriously? Like these guys could have Gaara trapped within a castle guarded by hot ass models. And these assholes picked a dusty, dirty ass cave?" Naruto said as they finally made to a blocked off cave where the trail turns cold.

"The point is to remain hidden." Kakashi deadpanned and Naruto waved him off. The silver haired Jounin then sighed. "There's a seal on the boulder and taking a guess, it wouldn't be smart to take it off."

Naruto scratched his scruff in thought before knocking on the boulder. "Yo, anyone in there? Listen I just want my friend back and I'll leave your home in peace. Or pieces. Whichever you prefer." Not hearing an answer Naruto shrugging and ignoring the looks he got from his teammates.

"Is the boy alright mentally?" Lady Chiyo whispered.

"It's an ongoing debate." Sakura mumbled.

Naruto walked up the boulder and squatted to take a look at the seal. After a few minutes he sighed before nodding to himself and jumping down. "Well I know for a fact that pealing off the seal requires the removal of possible other seal connected to it. If I were to guess there are four other seals-"

"KAKASHI, MY ETERNAL RIVAL!" Came the yell from no other than Gai as his team appeared in front of team 7 plus Lady Chiyo.

"Oh hey Gai." Kakashi said lazily despite the situation and Gai looked at his rival before yelling out his hipness.

Sakura sighed and shook her head. "Hey shouldn't we be-"

"Ah Sakura-chan, I hope everything is well!" Lee said excitedly as he stood in front of her earning an eye twitch from the pink haired woman. Neji was just silent and gave the area a quick scan. Naruto gave them all an annoyed look before his eyes laid on the only female of Team 9.

"Bingo." He mumbled before softly clearing his throat and making his way over to Tenten. "Well so far no one bothered to say hi to me so I guess we're all on a good start. But for you not to greet me Tenten, oh it aches my heart." He said dramatically which made Sakura roll her eyes and Tenten giggled.

"Sorry Naruto but welcome back." She blushed slightly when Naruto gave her a look...of hunger? "W-Wish we could celebrate but under better circumstances." She nervously joked and Naruto chuckled as he got closer to her.

"Ah and by celebrate I hope you mean me and you with Konoha's finest bottle of sake." He said with a devious grin before he got closer to her ear. "I would be more than happy to show you what I've learned over the years." He whispered as Tenten blushed a bright red.

"Shouldn't we worry ourselves with Kazekage." Neji pointed out and Naruto gave the nin a mocking grin.

"But of course." The blonde womanizer said as he gave Tenten a grin. Sakura frowned as she tried to ignore a hyperactive Lee and sent the blonde a threatening glare. Naruto just laughed at the attempt to intimidate him.

"Neji is right." Kakashi said as he rounded the group together. "Speaking of which, Neji can you use your Byakugan to see where the other seals are if Naruto's assumptions are correct."

Neji nodded. "Byakugan!" He looked around before pointing in four directions. "There are four at least a mile away, hiding in plain sight."

"Right!" Gai practically yelled. "Kakashi, my team will take care of these seals. Your team should be prepared to face our unyouthful opponents!" He said as he gave the copy-nin a bright smile and a thumbs up.

"Sounds like a plan Gai. We'll wait ten minutes after you leave to destroy the boulder." Kakashi said and Gai nodded before he and his team disappeared. After waiting the time limit Kakashi quickly nodded over to Sakura.

She grinned and cocked her fist back before destroying the boulder into small pebbles. The team quickly ran inside to see two figures. One was a blonde man that sat on top of an unmoving Gaara. The other was a big hunched over man who only had his eyes showing.

"Gaara." Naruto whispered before gritting his teeth and clenching his fist.

"Well if it isn't the Kyuubi jinchuriki." The blonde man said with a grin. "Funny to be seeing you here."

Naruto chuckled as he fangs became more pronounced and his eyes got darker. "Yeah but you know what funnier? When I right rip that head clean off your fucking body!" Sakura looked at Naruto in slight fear before something registered in her brain.

'Wait Kyuubi jinchuriki? Naruto has the kyuubi..inside of him?'

Deidara chuckled at the threat as he stood up. "Itachi said you've became stronger or something like that." He then made a huge bird from his clay and grabbed Gaara. "Come back that claim up." And with that he quickly flew out of the hideout.

"I hate playing tag!" Naruto growled as he turned around to chased him.

"Wait Naruto!" Kakashi tried to stop him but was surprised and shocked at what he saw. Naruto was floating and running in midair! A layer of green energy covered the bottom of his shoe as the blonde ran through the air like he would on the ground. He looked back in the cave and Sakura gave him a small smile.

"We got this Kakashi-sensei! Just make sure the pervert doesn't get himself killed." She said as she focused back on Sasori. Kakashi nodded and quickly went to chase after his raged student.

Lady Chiyo glared. "It's been a while Sasori."

"The same could be said to you Chiyo-baa-chan, the years don't look good for you."

-(With Deidara)-

Deidara whistled a tune as he laid back on his bird. Not worried at all seeing how he lost the brat in the thick foliage of the forest. Only problem was his missing arm from the other nin but he seemed to lose him too. His eyes then went to the dead body on his bird. Seeing no use for it, the blonde nin supposed he could drop it in the forest below.

"Hey, mind if you can take me on a magic ride ?"

Deidara only had a second to think before a fist buried itself into his cheek sending him flying off. His body wasn't responded with his movements and blonde nin cursed as he slammed into the forest.

Naruto stood on the bird and picked up Gaara. "Shitty ride, now that I think of it." He jumped off not before sending a fireball and made the clay art exploded. "Now to deal with a shitty Akatsuki member." He gently set Gaara down and made his way over to the down body of Deidara. Naruto stopped as his eyes narrowed. "Really?"

The body turned out to be a clay clone and Naruto felt his anger rising. "Oh you're poking a very angry bear." The blonde snarled out before dodged a piece of clay which exploded by his face. The blonde felt something drip on his cheek and sure enough it was blood, his own blood. "Okay going for the face? Huge mistake." He slammed his hand on the ground before grinning. "Found you!"

He then chucked a huge fireball at a tree before throwing one at a bush. The two plants easily burned and Naruto growled. "Now that I think about it, I really hate hide-n-seek too." He then sent another ball of fire at a tree. "Come on out, I have a cookie." He then stomped on the ground as the whole area shook and spikes sprouted out from the ground and fanned out being mindful of the Kazekage.

A curse ranged out and Naruto smelled the scent of blood. "Game over." He held out a finger as fire and lightning swirled around his finger till it formed a white ball. The ball got bigger till the size of a human head. White wisps expelled from the ball and the area got brighter almost annoyingly so. "I'm going to give you till the count of three to come out or else I'm going to play god for a little bit." No reply and the ball got a bit bigger.

"One."

"Two."

Naruto then unleashed the ball towards the tree Deidara was hiding at. The explosion would've expanded into the skies and heard for miles probably even in Konoha had Kakashi not warped it and whatever was in its path away. The only thing left was a vacant creator.

Naruto looked at the spot for a moment. "What the FUCK KAKASHI!?" He snarled as he turned to give his former sensei a heated glare.

"I should be asking you that, Naruto." Kakashi glared back before he collapsed on the hard ground.

And there's where I'll end it. Until next time