Annnd guess who's back with another chapter? Alright to address a few things.

1.) Hinata-I know the idea of a student/teacher threesome sounds very appealing to not only you guys but to me BUT she won't be 'getting some' aka dancing the dirty tango with Naruto...not in this story at least. It's not because I don't like her, in reality I like her character, it's almost too cute.

2.) The harem- Okay I know I'm probably going to get some shit for this but due to great ideas by a few author and readers I'm changing the harem to:

Kurenai

Tsunade (fuck you, she's staying)

Mei (she'll be introduced reeeeeaaaal soon)

Yugito (Soon, very soon)

Anddd

..

Nope not telling. I'm going to leave that one as a surprise. As for Rana and Sakuya, I didn't forget about them. They're background to the harem (if that makes any fucking sense)

3.) Anko- Nope too easy

And finally 4.) I did a little thing that's going to be a big thing soon.

Now to the story

"Talking"

'Thinking'

"Demon talking"

'Demon thinking'

Jutsus/attacks

-(Transition)-

Four years

-(Somewhere under Konoha)-

In a dim lit room a figure was found kneeling in front of a bandaged man. The man's face seemed to be in a permanent scowl as he cleared his throat. "As of now your mission is to gather information on Orochimaru by any means necessary. If there's a chance you encounter one Uchiha Sasuke, I want him eliminated."

"Yes Danzo-sama." The monotone voice reply their head still facing the ground. "And what of my teammates on this mission?"

Danzo hummed in thought. "Keep a close eye on the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki and besides that, nothing."

"Yes Danzo-sama."

The old war veteran lips twitched in a small grin. "Now rise and embrace you new codename…"

-(In the market place)-

"Of course she had a fucking mission." Naruto mumbled as he walked through the semi busy market place ignoring the glares and lustful stares of the villagers, his hands behind his head. "What to do? What to do?" Well the blonde didn't feel like getting drunk and killing someone was definitely off the list.

So it's time for the next best thing.

"But who to fuck?" He muttered as he stopped in a slightly familiar area of the market place that seemed almost deserted. "Huh, wait I remember this road." He kept walking down till a particular shop came up.

A flower shop.

"Bin-fucking-go." He walked inside and saw one Yamanaka Ino dozing off on the counter with a magazine under her. The blonde grinned. "Aww cute." He silently walked around the counter and situated himself behind her. "Now how to go about this?" An idea popped in his head and he had to stop himself from laughing.

He leaned himself on her making sure to press himself on her bottom. "Inooo." He sang as he slowly ground himself in her ass. The kunoichi moaned and unconsciously tried to press herself more into the blonde man. "Wakey, wakey. Naruto has a surprise for you." The kunoichi stirred as she slowly opened her eyes.

Ino looked around the shop before a hand wrapped around her waist freezing her in her spot. She slowly turned her head to see a grinning Naruto, before she moaned in pleasure when he thrust his hips. "Welcome back to the land of the living." The man grinned as he ground hips into her again.

"N-Naruto?" Ino moaned as she bit her lip and closed her eyes in pleasure. "W-What a-are you doing?!" She tried to say seriously.

"Well hopefully you unless you want me to stop?" He grinned as he stopped his thrusts and Ino almost moaned at the loss of contact. "Do you want me to stop?" He reached up and cupped a breast making the blonde female moan again as she had a mini debate in her head.

Get laid by a fucking adonis or-

She lost her train of thought as a hand dipped into her pants and Naruto began to ground into her ass again. "Oh Kami, more!" She moaned out as a finger made it's way inside her. Naruto chuckled as he added a second finger and felt himself hardening against her ass. Ino just leaned back on him as her head laid on his shoulders as his fingers had their way with her now dripping slit.

Naruto knead her breast as he rubbed her budding nub with his thumb, his lips sucking and nipping at her neck. Ino took one hand of the counter to reach behind her and fist his hair, the other hand laid on Naruto's as he groped her chest. "I-I a-almost t-there!" The overwhelming simulations were too much for the young kunoichi and she came with a loud scream.

Naruto chuckled and he slowly removed his hands and took a step back and Ino slumped over the counter with a pant. "Well someone's a screamer." He said jokingly before he was suddenly leaning against the counter and Ino was kneeling in front of him.

"You think that's funny Uzumaki?!" Ino said as she pulled down his pants and was almost smacked in the face by his rather large anatomy. "Oh my Kami." She said with an amazed voice and a hint of fear.

"Oh come on it's not that small is it?" He grinned before widening his eyes as Ino engulfed him in her mouth. "Hoho, what have you been doing for the past four years?'

Ino bobbed her head before releasing him from her mouth to jerk him. "Shut it and enjoy!" She flipped her hair over her shoulder and took him in her mouth again.

"Ohhh bossy." Naruto snickered out as a hand landed on Ino head. "Take control." Ino grinned around him, she's going show that cocky bastard. She sucked and bobbed her head, jerking the parts that she couldn't fit. Naruto relaxed and Ino felt her grin return. She sent chakra to her mouth and watched in glee as Naruto groaned.

"Oh shit, The hell was tha-" The man groaned again as two hands came to rest on Ino's head. "You tricky little vixen!" He began to thrust himself in Ino slowly as she kept up her chakra technique. Soon Naruto grunted as he released himself in her mouth. "Well damn Miss Yamanaka, you use those four years well."

Ino swallowed Naruto's seed before standing up and removing her civilian shirt and pants. She sat up on the counter and presented herself to him. "Quiet Uzumaki and fuck me!"

"Can I get a please?" He laughed out as he positioned himself towards her dripping snatch. A thought came to his head and he lightly teased her slit. "But what about dear ole' Sasuke-kun?"

"What about the bastard?"

"Good answer." He then quickly thrust in as Ino's moans grew louder. She wrapped her arms around his neck as he legs wrapped around his waist. Naruto groaned with her tightness and pistoned himself in her.

Ino laid her head on his shoulders trying to muffle her screams of pleasure as he picked up the pace. "Fuck, Naruto! More, more!"

Naruto wrapped one arm around her hips as the other laid flat against the counter. Ino's nails raked on his back as Naruto nipped at her neck. The counter was groaning out its own protest as the two blondes went at each other like animals.

-(Konoha Hospital)-

"So you're sending Sakura...and Naruto on this ambush mission?" Kakashi asked as he sat on his bed.

Tsunade nodded. "Yes, Sakura, as you can imagined, quickly volunteered." She then paused before sighing almost sadly.

Jiraiya looked at his fellow sannin with a confused look. "How IS Naruto? You know I haven't seen the blonde brat in four years."

"He's changed alot, Jiraiya-sama." Kakashi said while the toad sannin scoffed.

"How much could that brat change?"

Kakashi narrowed his eyes and looked over at Tsunade. "You didn't tell him yet?" Jiraiya gained another confused look.

Tsunade sighed before rubbing her head. "I was hoping to find a way to break it to him. Now Jiraiya before I tell you this I need to do two things. One, stay cool and collected and two, don't jump to conclusions." She said seriously and Jiraiya nodded sharply to her and he leaned on the windowsill and crossed his arms.

"I don't like the sound of this Tsunade-hime."

"Well during the retrieval mission of that damn Uchiha brat," Kakashi flinched a bit, "Naruto ran into Orochimaru and did exactly what you think." Jiraiya shook his head and chuckled as Tsunade continued. "Naruto was dieing and did something that could cause problems with the Akatsuki once they find out."

"No." Jiraiya whispered as he quickly stood on his feet. "The brat's an idiot but he's not that stupid!"

"When faced with death we do a lot of stupid things." Kakashi said, "But according to Naruto the Kyuubi gave him some new….techniques." Tsunade nodded in agreement.

"His control over the element shave increased tremendously. Imagine my granduncle's control over water but with the main five elements. I have yet to do a physical check up but somehow his strength and durability have increased, probably beyond human means." She then turned to quiet man in the room with them. "And that's why I need you to keep an eye on him. There's no telling what else the Kyuubi did to his body."

The man nodded before looking over to Kakashi. "Is there anything else I should be careful about, Kakashi-sempai."

"Only one, don't underestimate him."

-(With Naruto)-

"Who's the sexiest men in the world! Me, me, me!" Naruto sang to himself with a bottle in his hand as he walked down Konoha. "Uke-chan can suck it, Orchi-chan can kick the bucket!"

Suddenly Naruto jumped over a black figure and narrowed his eyes. "Hey watch wh- The fuck?"

The all black tiger growled before taking a swipe at the blonde ninja who just jumped back and held a finger out. "Bang!" A fireball crashed and exploded the tiger making black ink to splash everywhere.

"Ha! Take that you piece of shit!" He heard multiple growls and dodged a swipe from one tiger and jumped over a lunged from an ink wolf. He kicked away an ink bear but unfortunately dropped his bottle. "Okay fuck this!" He stomped on the ground and the area shake before stone spikes sprouted from the ground, skewing the ink animals.

He stomped his foot again as the spikes sunk back into the ground. He looked around till he spotted someone on a roof looking down at him with a paintbrush. "That motherfucker owes me a drink!" He growled before he disappeared in a flash of lightning.

His attacker looked on in confusion till a finger was pointed in their face by Naruto. 'His speed is incredible!'

"Alright so unless you want half a head I suggest you start explaining." The womanizer then took a long glance at his silent enemy to see that they had a Konoha hitai-ate and that they were very pale female.

She still had an impassive look as she gazed back at Naruto. "I see, you are more than what they say. But to me you're still look like a dickless boy." And with that she disappeared in a Shunshin leaving a very confused Naruto.

"What in the absolute fuck?" He then stuck a hand down his pants and sighed. "Whew, she scared me for a moment."

-(Yamanaka Flower shop)-

"And he changed so much! Did you know that he had sex with Tenten while we were on a mission!?

"Uh-huh."

"He's a drunkard who only cares about the next girl he's gonna lay with!"

"That's nice Sakura."

"Like he threatened to kill Sasuke-kun on this mission! Even after he promised me that he'll bring him back!"

"Oh really."

"And…Okay what's wrong with you?" Sakura looked at her friend who gazed at the door with lidded eyes and a goofy smile.

"Nothing at all." Ino said as her smile widened.

-(3 days later: Hokage office)-

Naruto grumbled as he made his way up to Tsunade's office making sure to send a suggestive wink to Shizune on his way in. Inside the office he saw two new people, one of them brought a smirk to his face. "Well if it isn't the bitch that owes me a damn drink." He held up a finger to her with a grin. "I forgot to blow your brains out before."

"Naruto, stop it!" Tsunade commanded and Naruto placed his hand back in his pocket with a sigh.

"Of course Tsunade."

"Anyways now that this late bastard is here." Naruto chuckled. "You all know your mission. The four of you shall be the new Team 7 and until further notice Yamato is going to be your Jounin sensei and Saya is going to be your new teammate to replace the Uchiha."

"You can't be serious Tsunade-sama!" Sakura practically yelled out

Naruto raised an eyebrow. "Well it's about damn time." He then turned to Saya as he eyes raked over her body. "I still don't like you but I'm sure we could come up with some middle ground." He said with a devious smirk.

Saya smiled widely as her eyes closed. "Maybe but you're still dickless to me."

Naruto eyes gained a mischievous smirk as he began to zip down his pants. "Dickless? Care for me to prove you wrong?"

"Naruto!" Tsunade yelled as pink dusted her cheeks. Sakura also looked away with a light pink blush on her face

The man just grinned and zipped up his pants. "Ah, that's right Tsunade want to get a peek of it on her own time." He chuckled out as he didn't dodged the paperweght thrown at his face from the red Hokage.

"Shut the hell up! Now prepare to leave for you mission." The four nins nodded. "Good and Naruto, where's the necklace I gave to you?"

The blonde raised an eyebrow before sighing. "Freeing the Kyuubi didn't come without any consequences. You're necklace….well it was destroyed to say the least."

Tsunade froze in shock before slumping and placing her head in her hands. "Get out." She whispered.

"Tsunade-sama."

"I SAID GET THE HELL OUT!" The blonde Hokage said angrily as the three nins left. Naruto looked at Tsunade with saddened eyes before he too left.

-(Outside to Konoha Walls)-

"Alright the Tenchi Bridge is about a three day run, two day if we're quick. Now let's move!" Yamato commanded as the three nins nodded and they took to the trees.

Naruto sighed to himself wishing he had a bottle of sake or some alcohol. 'Great way to break the news to her but she wouldn't understand the true reason.'

Sakura took a worried glance at her blonde teammate. "Naruto, are you ok?"

"Why wouldn't I be?"

"Well with what happened with Tsu-"

"Well I'm fine and you shouldn't be concerned with it." Naruto said a little harsher than usual as he moved up so he was in the front. Sakura looked at him back with a sad look.

"Why were you against me on your team." Saya asked she got closer to Sakura. "Was the Uchiha really that loved?"

"Well Naruto saw Sasuke-kun as his brother and he's our teammate no matter what!" The pinkette said confidently.

Saya's head tilted in confusion. "Even when he betrayed Konoha to join Orochimaru?"

Sakura bit her lip before nodding. "Sasuke-kun grew up alone with only the hatred of his brother as motivation. I...believe that once Sasuke-kun realizes that hatred is not going to fill the void in his heart, he'll come back to Konoha." No one heard the silent snort Naruto did.

"But how will he realize it?" Saya asked.

"I'll show him that love can fill anything." She stated proudly and Saya nodded slowly.

"Love can fill anything? But how do you know that what you're feeling is love?"

Sakura paused. "Well it's like a happy feeling that you get every time you see them, hear about them, or just think about them. You don't want that happy feeling to go away so you try to spend every little time with them or about them."

Naruto rolled his eyes at their conversion. 'Dear kami any more of this "Love conquers all" bullshit and I may go insane. Shit! I forgot to pack my emergency Sake! Great on a mission for fuck knows how long and I can't even get a bit tispy. Withdrawal is going to be a bitch!'

-(Three days later: the outskirts of Hi no Kuni)-

'Can't kill yet! Can't kill yet! CAN'T KILL YET!' Naruto fidgeted on his spot as Yamato explained the plan. Of course Naruto wasn't listening, he didn't need to. They wait, ambush the poor son of a bitch, bring him back to Konoha, Naruto gets drunk and have a foursome. Simple and easy plan in his option.

"Naruto!" Yamato said sternly and the blonde grunted. He then gave the blonde a scary look that sent shivers down Saya and Sakura's spine. "Are you even paying attention?"

"Yeah, yeah. Stay and wait," The blonde mumbled and Yamato sighed before doing a few handsigns and becoming an exact replica of Sasori thanks to Sakura's help.

"Aright here goes nothing." Yamato said in Sasori's voice as he made his way over to the Tenchi bridge.

"Kami, he just left and I'm bored already." Naruto complained as he sat and leaned back against a tree. "Got to get my mind preoccupied before I say fuck it! Hmm maybe that's just what i need.'

"Shut up and focus Naruto!" Sakura whispered back. "This is probably the most important in my life, and I will not have you screw it up!"

"Sure." Naruto dismissively as he looked over to his quiet teammate. "Soooo Saya-"

"Really Naruto?!" Sakura snapped at him. "Can you not think with your dick for two damn days!"

"Well for one it's been about three days and two I just trying to get to know her damn! If she's going to replace that asshole then I have to get all buddy-buddy with her even though she owes me a fucking drink! Besides she's not my type." He snapped back.

"Oh so you have types now?!"

"It seems Yamato-sensei is talking to the spy now." Saya said interrupting her two teammates and Naruto grinned.

"Fucking finally…..Wait is that Kabuto?" And true to his word it was the white-haired shinobi that was currently talking to Yamato. "And if Kabuto's here that means.." Orochimaru appeared behind Kabuto who ruined Yamato's disguise. "Maybe I will get to kill something today."

-(With Yamato)-

Yamato quickly brought space between him and Kabuto as Orochimaru chuckled. "Kukuku, well it seemed my little experiment survived. Now why don't you call those two little mice out."

Now this surprised Yamato. 'Two?' He did the signal as Sakura and Saya appeared next to him. "Where's-"

"Well if it isn't Orochi-fucking-maru." Naruto said as he appeared behind the snake sannin. "Oh man how I have missed you! I never got to thank you." He grinned.

"Oh Naruto-kun, I'm surprised that you're alive." Orchimaru said with a chuckle. "I just have to tell Sasuke-kun about this." The snake sannin grinned hoping to anger the blonde only to get a laugh in the face.

"And I'm surprised I don't see Uke-chan glued to your dick. What? Kabuto wasn't god enough for you?" The blonde then dodged a fist and jumped back. "Whoops did I struck a nerve?"

"Kabuto deal with those fools. I'm going to have fun with Kyuubi jinchuuriki." Orochimaru said.

"If you want this hot ass you gotta work for it!" Naruto chuckled as he took off into forest with Orochimaru behind him.

"Wait Naruto!" Yamato tried to run after him but was kicked back by Kabuto.

"You'll have to get by me first." The glasses wearing nin chuckled out as he adjusted his glasses. "But Naruto-kun is not going to last long against Orochimaru-sama."

"Don't worry Yamato-sensei, I'll help him." Saya said as she quickly got the bird she made and flew into the forest.

"Hmph that's not fair." Kabuto said with grin as he avoided a punch by Sakura

-(With Naruto)-

Naruto ducked under a kick and sent a fireball towards the snake sannin who only easily swerved around it. "Kukuku you know it's foolish to fight me boy."

"Do I?" He held up a hand as lightning surrounded it. "Do I really?" A beam of lightning was released from his hand as Orochimaru jumped away and did a couple of handsigns. "Oh no you don't!" Naruto stomped on the ground as spikes sprouted from the ground.

Orochimaru quickly jumped back and landed and a tree branch. "What strange justus you are using? I'm impress."

"Well you can also fuck off!" He jumped up to avoid another Orochimaru that tried to swipe him with his sword. "Bang!" Naruto let loose a fireball that crashed and exploded into Orochimaru only to reveal him to be a mud clone. He looked back over at the tree to find that Orochimaru gone. "I hate to tell you this but I hate hide-n-seek!"

"Sen'eijashu!" Multiple snakes shot up from the ground hoping to immobilize the blonde. Naruto jumped up and narrowly managed to dodged the snakes.

"Okay we're playing that game?!" He said as he stood in the air. He pointed a finger at the ground as lightning and fire surrounded similar to how it was in suna as a ball formed in front of him. "But there's no Kakashi this time. Taiyo!"

BOOM

The ball flew down and let off an explosion at shook the whole forest before it the area gained a white light as everything was destroyed and incinerated.

-()-

Saya struggled to stay on her bird as she looked at the destruction with wide eyes. "H-he destroyed to whole area! There's nothing left!"

Kabuto stopped his fight to stare at the mushroom cloud with slight fear in his eyes. "That's wasn't Orochimaru for a fact." He muttered as the two other Konoha nins looked on with wide eyes.

'That power! It must be the Kyuubi's doing!' Yamato thought.

'Naruto.' Sakura thought worryingly

-(With Naruto)-

Naruto landed on the cracked and barren ground as he whistled. "Pappa did some work." He then looked around for his opponent. "I know that didn't kill the fucker." He whispered to himself. A sword suddenly flew and impaled Naruto in the shoulder. "Gah!"

Orochimaru's head shot out of the ground as he latched on Naruto's neck. "Son of a bitch!' Naruto yelled as he grabbed Orochimaru and crushed his head only to reveal that as a mud clone. Naruto groaned and fell down to one knee as he took the sword out of his shoulder and set it on fire. "Fuck you and that sword!"

"Kukuku, you had me scared there for a moment Naruto-kun." Orochimaru said as he appeared and clapped his hands. "You certainly have changed my perspective about you."

Naruto gritted his teeth before smiling. "Yeah well you can take that perspective and stick straight up your pale ass." 'Got to buy time.'

Orochimaru chuckled as he pulled out his real sword. "I see that somethings don't change."

"Not like it matters if I'm going to die but how's Uke-chan? He still on about his psychopathic brother?" Naruto grinned. 'Come on buy it you fucking bastard!'

"Kukuku Sasuke-kun has proven himself more than ready to be my new vessel. I can say that not even you can face him in battle."

'Can't wait to see the look on your face when I ruin your personal fuck toy.' Naruto then internally grinned. "I will bring him back to Konoha like I promised and you will be stopped in the process!" Naruto yelled out with a surprisingly straight face. 'Don't laugh, don't laugh!'

Orochimaru only chuckled. "Still the village idiot it seems." He then raised his sword. "Too bad that you'll die here!" He ran towards Naruto.

Naruto grinned as he buried a hand covered in lightning in the ground. Orochimaru stopped running to see a large metal hand shot out from the ground. The snake sannin jumped on it hoping to run towards the blonde, only to be electrocuted and flicked off.

"Ah!" The snake crashed into the ground as he body shook in pain. "This boy is something more." 'Shit this body is rejecting me, I need to escape!' Orochimaru tried to stand shakily yet the hand gave him no pleasure as the hand slammed down on the ground sending out a multiple waves of lightning.

The snake sannin cursed as he quickly did some handsigns. Kuchiyose no Jutsu: Rashōmon!" A large demonic gate appeared as Naruto's attack slammed in it.

BOOM

-(With Yamato)-

"Damnit!" Yamato cursed as Kabuto managed to cut his calf. The jounin saw a large demonic gate as another explosion rocked the area and the gate was destroyed.

Kabuto whistled as he kicked Sakura away. 'I'll have to hand it Naruto-kun. To make Orochimaru-sama summoned the gate is no laughing matter." 'That's not good, I have to get to Orochimaru-sama quickly.'

"Take this Shannaro!" Sakura yelled as she landed a jaw-breaking punch to a distracted Kabuto. The nin flew back but landed on his feet as he rubbed his aching and probably fractured jaw. His hands glowed green and he grinned through a bloodied mouth.

"I see that Tsunade didn't hold back in her training. Unfortunately our time is done for now. Ta-ta." He then disappeared in a Shunshin.

"Damn!" Sakura cursed as she quickly went to Yamato's side."He escaped!" Her hands glowed green as she touched the man's leg.

"Nevermind that we need to get to Naruto and Saya!" Yamato said before his face turned to a frown. "I never seen power like that."

"Yamato-taicho?"

The man shook his head. "How long til my leg is healed."

"Well he severed your gastrocnemius muscle-"

"Shit that sounds like a disease more than a piece of meat!" Naruto said as he sat down. His jacket was gone and his gloves had scratches on them.

"Naruto?" Both nins yelled.

"What?" He then looked down. "Yeah I know I lost my jacket, and I just bought it too!"

'W-What the hell happened back there and where is Saya!?" The Mokuton user practically yelled in his face.

The blonde shrugged. "The snake bastard is a slippery one and as for Seya-"

"Saya."

The blonde rolled his eyes. "Rrrright, as for her, who knows."

Yamato paused before sighing. "There's no need, she joined forces with Orochimaru."

"So that means I can kill her?" Naruto asked hopefully.

The jounin narrowed his eyes. "No, if anything we'll bring her back to Konoha to be questioned. You have some explaining to do."

Naruto scoffed as he rubbed his beard. "Not much explaining, I overestimated my power and Orochimaru got away because of it. But it won't happen next time."

Sakura rolled her eyes. "And why not."

"Because I'll melt him." He said with a evil smile.

-(With Orchimaru)-

"Are you okay Orochimaru." Kabuto asked as they ran through the trees. "You seemed very quiet."

"Of course no Kabuto!" The sannin spat out angrily. "I almost died by that brat and those techniques of his they were insanely powerful!"

Kabuto nodded. "The Konoha nins seemed surprised too. It seems Naruto-kun learned a few tricks in these last four years."

Orochimaru frowned. "No you fool! Imagine if we had that power on our side! That brat threw around the elements like it was a child's play toy!" Orochimaru then chuckled. "In fact if these powers were in the right hands, this war would be-"

"Over in an instant." Kabuto said with a small smile. "But how are you going to get this power more or less defeat Naruto?"

Orochimaru frowned again. "This requires more precise thinking and planning."

"Of course Orochimaru-sama, now what are we going to do with our little friend here." Kabuto and Orochimaru took a glance back to see Saya running behind them.

"We'll make use of her kukuku."

-(30 minutes later)-

'It took her fucking 30 minutes to heal one damn muscle! For fuck's sake I'll be surprise if the Uchiha's personal cocksucker didn't evacuated his base!' Naruto thought as they landed behind a boulder with Orochimaru hideout just close by.

"Okay here's the plan and Naruto,' No reply and the jounin glared. "Naruto!"

"What the fuck is it!" The blonde snapped back.

"I want you to listen to this plan very carefully! We are going to split up but you guys under NO circumstances are to face Orochimaru alone." He commanded and Sakura nodded sharply. "Do you understand genin Uzumaki Naruto."

Naruto internally glared. 'You piece of-' "Yes Yamato-taicho." 'Fucking prick..'

Yamato nodded. "Good and if you do happen to run into Orochimaru or Uchiha Sasuke I need you to flare your chakra." Both nins nodded and all three disappeared inside Orochimaru's hideout.

-(Inside his hideout: With Naruto)-

"Hmph genin Naruto? Makes me sound like a weak failure." The blonde murmured as he opened a door to find a completely empty room. "Damn these assholes actually sleep on stone beds? How's that for back problems." He then chuckled to himself as he opened another door to reveal the same thing. "Maybe I'll ask for a promotion when I get back."

Naruto walked further down the corridor and opened another door to reveal an empty room. "I swear to alcohol and women, if I find another empty room I going to blow this place up!" He walked up to a door that was different than the rest. The blonde raised an eyebrow. "Oh?"

He opened the door to reveal another empty room but this time it seemed like an empty lab with empty tanks everywhere. "Well this might be interesting." He walked further in, inspecting the tanks. He tapped on the glass. "Wonder what creepy crawlies the asshole kept in here?"

He then walked up to a computer and grinned. "Alright now we're talking!" He sat down and turned on the computer. "The password?" The blonde thought before grinning. "Sasuke-kun!"

BEEP

"Damn! Um...Sasuke-kun's dick."

BEEP

"Sasuke's dick."

BEEP

"The dick of Sasuke."

BEEP

"Well fuck I'm out of ideas." Besides it'll be stupid of him to leave anything behind anyway.' Naruto stood up in the chair. "Great now what?"

BOOM

The room shook and Naruto looked around before grinning. "Hope they didn't start without me."

-(With Yamato)-

"This one seems empty too." Yamato said as he kept running down the hall. He then paused before jumping back from the sword swing that would've lopped of his head. He glared at his enemy.

"So I'm curious as to how you survived my little experiment." Orochimaru said with a chuckled as he held his sword to his side.

"Wouldn't you like to know." Yamato spat back before getting into a stance.

The snake sannin only grinned wider. "Now what's with the hostility? I only want to talk." He then had to duck under the block of wood that was swung at him before delivering a kick to Yamato's chin sending the jounin stumbling back. The snake sannin slipped behind him and sent out an elbow to the back of his head.

"That's not going to work!" Yamato ducked under the elbow and sent out a fist to the sannins face that was caught by his hands.

"You trained well."

"Gotcha! Mokuton: Mokusei no keimusho" Wooden blocks sprouted from Yamato's back as it wrapped around and trapped Orochimaru. The snake sannin only looked on with a smile. "And now-"

Yamato couldn't finish because he was kicked to the side by another Orochimaru. The jutsu released and that Orochimaru revealed itself to be a mud clone. "Kukuku did you think it was going to be that easy?"

Yamato got up shakily and glared at the snake nin.

BOOM

"Oh my, that doesn't seem like a good thing." Orochimaru said with a small frown and sunk to the ground leaving a confused and worried Yamato.

-(With Sakura)-

Sakura ran to the ruined side of the hideout to see Saya on her knees. "Saya!" Sakura screamed as she ran and grabbed the shocked girl by her collar. "What the HELL were you thinking!" However the girl didn't respond or look in Sakura's direction, in fact she was looking behind Sakura.

"Is that Sakura?" A voice called from above

Sakura froze in her spot and slowly let go of Saya. 'T-That v-voice!' She slowly looked behind her and gasped.

"It's been awhile."

"S-S-Sasuke-kun?"

There completed and over with.

Yes I made Sai a girl.

Why?

Because someone gave me the idea and I decided why the hell not. Seems like it's going to be a fun ride and I'm a sucker for thrill rides.

So until next time