Alllllright! I'm back with another chapter. Been facing a strange kind of writers block lately. I know what I want to write and the way I want this story to go I just couldn't seem to put them all in words that flowed together and make you guys interested without fucking up the whole story.

But nevertheless, I pulled this one out of my ass and I hope you enjoy.

"Talking"

'Thinking'

"Demon talking"

'Demon thinking'

-(Transition)-

Jutsu/Attacks

Unlikely Ally

'Huh? What is this?' Konan thought as she refused the urge to open her eyes. 'I…I feel a bed.' She slightly shifted her hands across the soft fabrics of the sheet. 'Does Konoha actually treat their prisoners like this?' She was generally confuse yet those eyes remained shut as she tried to regain her bearings. Konan heard a big thump and some yelling that followed with it.

"For fucks sake woman! I bring home ONE person and all of a sudden you go fucking ape-shit on my ass! Oi! Watch the fucking China!"

There was another crash and the voice cursed loudly. Konan recognized the voice as the Kyuubi jinchuuriki's from the night before. Or was it longer than that?

"I wouldn't be as pissed if you didn't bring home an AKATSUKI SLUT! You know, the people after my sexy ass! Ugh! Do you think everyone woman with a vagina is good!?" Another voice rang out much different and more feminine than the Kyuubi jinchuuriki's.

"Do you really want me to answer that?" The Kyuubi jinchuuriki deadpanned.

The female growled. "Why is she still alive? Sleeping in the bed like a damn princess!"

"We are not going to kill her Yugito." Nii Yugito, the Nibi jinchuuriki. It's no wonder she was so adamant in killing her. "She could be useful to us." Naruto stated.

"And by useful you mean another hole to fill?" Yugito deadpanned and Konan felt her disgust rising.

"If she wants to then who am I to stop her?"

Yugito groaned loudly and Konan almost felt pity for the Nibi jinchuuriki. "You're missing the fucking point dumbass!"

"I think she could be a powerful ally if we can get on her good side." Naruto said a bit too calmly.

'Ally? Ally for what? Against the Akatsuki? I would never betray Nagato!' Konan thought in her head as the two jinchuurikis argued. 'I need to escape and report back to Nagato.' She opened her eyes to reveal a spacious room with a red tint due to the curtains that tried their best to keep the sun out.

Yugito's scoff echoed loudly in the apartment. "Like you need any help. You're probably the strongest thing on this fucking piece of rock. What could she possibly be any help with?"

Konan rolled her eyes. The Kyuubi jinchuuriki was strong but not stronger than Nagato. Nagato held the powers of a god.

"My enemies and goals doesn't only exist plane this plane Yugito, and you know that." Naruto said seriously and Konan heard no reply from Yugito, only making the Akatsuki member more confused.

'What does he mean by that?' Konan thought to herself as she held a mental debate. Escape or stay and listen more. Maybe she'll figure out more about the Kyuubi jinchuuriki? Unfortunately, she really didn't have an option.

"Now why don't our little eavesdropper get out from that bed and introduce herself properly hmm?" Naruto called out and Konan eyes widened in surprised. "I can hear your heart rate princess." Naruto said as if that was supposed to clear up Konan's confusion.

'He's fast the last time I remembered so jumping out of the window is a no-go.' She thought as she slowly got up from the bed hoping to by herself some time to think. 'Besides I know I won't get very far once someone gets a peek at…my robes.' Konan looked down to find herself in a dainty thin nightgown and almost shrieked.

"I set that piece of shit on fire!" Naruto called out again with a slight tone of impatience. Konan tried to cover herself the best way she can and shuffled towards door and out to the living room.

Naruto sat on the couch, his back to her and a bottle in his hands. He grinned as he felt her burning glare at the back of his head. A blonde woman stood leaning against a wall facing Konan and Naruto. She gave the Akatsuki female a glare of her own. Naruto took a sip form his drink and stood up. "Welcome-"

"What gave you the right to undress me." Konan said sharply through gritted teeth.

Naruto raised a single eyebrow. "Well the last time I checked you are an enemy of this damn village. Bringing you would've only raised questions I don't have the patience to answer." He said calmly yet Konan's look never changed. He then rolled his eyes. "Get over yourself. I have seen way more tits and pussy than the Oh-So-Great Jiraiya will ever dream of."

They all stood in silence for the next minute before Naruto sighed in annoyance. "Anyways, Welcome to my humble abode. As you possibly know, this grumpy she-pussy-" Naruto ducked under a vase thrown from behind. "is Nii Yugito."

Konan stood still, her face still impassive with a hint of anger. "This is stupid Naruto-" Yugito tried to say but Naruto raised his hand to stop her.

"Look I hate beating around the bush Origami-chan. I could use someone like you on my side. You Akatsuki jackasses kidnapped and kill all these jinchuurikis and for what? Power? Fame? The fucking bragging rights?" Naruto said seriously. "I hope your little plan doesn't involve all the jinchuurikis because I can tell you right now the Nibi is well protected. The Kyuubi and the Sanbi? Well that backstabbing bastard and his sibling don't exist anymore."

Konan eyes widened before quickly narrowing. "Your lies will not persuade me to join your side. We will capture you. Both of you. Even If I have to die in the process." She said as she quickly went into hand signs. Naruto rolled his eyes before snapping his fingers before Konan felt the most intense pain she has ever felt in her life. Just as quickly as it came, it disappeared and she slumped against the door.

"Metal and electricity." Naruto said with a grin as he pointed down. "It does wonders, right?"

Konan looked down towards her feet to see a weird metal coming up from the floor and wrapped around her ankles. 'How did I not feel that!? Damn I have to figure out a way out!' She tugged but the metal wouldn't budge.

"Don't worry." Naruto said with a grin. "I have one too. In fact it's connected to yours so it makes delivering a message so much easier." Konan glared at him and Naruto took a swig from his drink. "Now where were we? Ah! The Kyuubi! There is no lies about that poor demon. Killed by a thirteen year with an explosive kunai to the neck then consumed by that same boy."

"Consumed?" Konan asked as he eyes darted around the room.

Naruto shrugged. "Eaten, absorbed, whatever you wanna call it. The Sanbi met the same fate, though in my option, a little less gruesome. Call them lies princess but I could show you everything you need to see and more." He walked around the couch till he was arm-length away from her. "All you have to do is tell me your name." He said in a low voice.

'No, don't do it Konan! You have to stay focused, you must get back to Nagato!' Konan thought in her head and tried to kick Naruto. The demon grinned as he easily caught her leg.

"So smooth and soft, didn't think you people were for personal hygiene." He gripped her leg tightly as the metal hung from around her ankle. "Breaking your leg would be easy as one-"

CRACK

"AHH!" Konan screamed as she fell to the ground holding her leg.

Yugito whistled from her spot. "Damn Naruto, didn't think you had the balls to do that."

Naruto kneeled down next to her and placed a hand on her broken leg. "I'm sorry about that Origami-chan. Between bench-pressing a city and cupping Tsunade-chan's tits, I tend to underestimate my strength." He said with a sweet smile as he hands glowed black and Konan felt the pain immediately go away. "Now let's start over, if you will."

Konan glared at him as sweat came down her face. "Go to hell Uzumaki." She said with hate and disgust and Naruto laughed.

"Oh I've been there, but I guess it's time you take a trip as well." Naruto said with a devious grin and Yugito looked at him with a raised eyebrow.

"You sure about that? You're gonna traumatize her." The Nibi jinchuuriki said.

"Well maybe that's what it'll take." Naruto said as he stood up and held out his hand. "The invitation is open to you as well." Yugito smirked and took his hand. Naruto then looked down at Konan and placed his hand on her head. "Hold on tight Origami-chan, it's never fun the first few times." And they all disappeared in burst of flames.

-( The next day: Hokage's Office)-

"I hope the terms are well received Hokage-dono." Mei said as she and a few Mizu ANBU stood, once again, in Tsunade's office.

Tsunade signed the last paper and handed to Shizune who had a small stack in her arms. The large breasted Hokage sighed in relief and rubbed Ton-Ton. "The terms for the alliance are fine Mizukage-sama. Though I'm surprised you came to Konoha yourself for the meeting."

Mei smiled as a light blush came on her face. "Yes, it's a bit unconventional but I also came to see the man that practically saved my village."

Tsunade eyebrow twitched and Shizune smiled. 'Damnit Naruto-kun! Always got to bring in more women!' Tsunade cursed in her head. "Well I'm sure that baka is somewhere in the village."

"Probably at a bar?" Mei said with a laugh that Tsunade shared.

"Kami, he's not subtle with his habits, is he?" She then cleared her throat. "So, you have your nins stationed at the agreed areas?"

"Correct, I have a platoon that should be arriving in Suna in a few days. The meeting is in a few days correct?" And Tsuande nodded. "I've never seen the Godaime Kazekage but I heard he is a real good friend of Naruto-kun's."

"Indeed Gaara-dono and Naruto have a deep bond and view each other much like siblings." Just then an Kono ANBU popped next to Tsunade and handed her a scroll before bowing and disappearing. "Hmm it's from Mifune-dono." She opened the scroll and read the contents before sighing. "He's calling a meeting of all the Kages. It seems Kumo wants to discuss some things."

"I see." Mei said as she crossed her arms and narrowed her eyes. "When's the meeting?"

"In three days."

-(With Sakura)-

Sakura grumbled in annoyance as she knocked on Naruto's door again. "I swear to kami you better not be in there you drunk bastard!" She said to the door before walking away and right into Ino. "Ow! Ino what gives?" The pinkette said as she rubbed her head.

"Sorry Sakura." Ino said timidly and Sakura looked at her friend. "Have you seen Saya-chan by any chance?" She asked with a hopeful look in her eye.

Sakura shook her head. "No. I haven't seen her since the….funeral." Ino's face fell and Sakura felt confused yet sad for her friend. "You guys have gotten pretty close, is there something wrong?"

Ino bit her lip before sighing. "Ok a few days ago, some creepy guy came into the shop looking for her and Sakura, she looked so scared." Ino then reached into her pouch and pulled out Saya's sketch book. "She even gave me this."

Sakura's eyes widened. "That's her sketch book."

Ino nodded. "She doesn't like going anywhere without it. So now you can see why I'm worried. Maybe Naruto-kun is home and he can help us?"

Sakura snorted. "Big fat chance of that happening. The asshole is either not home or probably busy with some girl." Sakura said to Ino who look towards the ground. Sakura stared at her friend before smiling and placing a hand on her shoulder. "Don't worry Ino-pig we'll find your girlfriend!"

Ino blushed. "S-She's not my girlfriend! Just a really good friend that I care about!"

Sakura laughed before waving her off. "Yeah, yeah Ino-pig."

-(Somewhere in Hi no Kuni)-

"Is everyone ready?"

"Are sure this will be enough?"

"Of course it would, this is an extraction mission but we'll be getting some fire power from Oto and Iwa. All we gotta do is stall those tree huggers long enough for Team Bee to do their job."

"Look! We got people approaching."

"Don't worry, they are our fire power."

-(With Kurenai)-

Kurenai opened the door to reveal Tsuande and Mei, now alone, talking. Mei gave the crimson eyed beauty a smirk and Tsunade raised an eyebrow. "Shizune said it was urgent?" Tsunade said and Kurenai sighed heavily.

"Not really urgent Hokage-sama, I'm looking for Naruto-kun. He's not in his home" Kurenai said with a straight face

Tsunade frowned. "And I'm supposed to know where he is? I'm not his keeper Kurenai-san, I cannot keep up with where all my shinobis may be." She said and Kurenai rolled her eyes.

"Well for one you can, and with no disrespect, cut the shit, I'm sure Mizukage-sama had her way with him already." Mei's smirk widened and Tsuande sent a glare to the woman. "Secondly, he's usually in three places, with me, at his home, or with you and since the first two are obviously not true I thought you would know something."

"I have no idea where he may be. He's probably with Yugito for one." Tsunade said and Kurenai took a deep breath.

"That's who I'm looking for." She then focused what's happening behind Tsuande. Her eyes narrowed as she saw multiple people running away from and to the North Gate. 'Strange? What's going on out there? I'll have to check that out once I'm done here.

"Well I, for one, want to know how you know about me and Naru-kun." Mei said before her ANBU and several Kono ANBU surrounded the two Kages. "What? What is the meaning of this?"

"Ma'am, the enemy is breaching the North and South gate." The Captain said and Tsuande stood up.

"Shit! Well they definitely came to the right village! Shizune!" Tsuande yelled and her assistant came running into the room. "Prepare the medical teams, we are in war!

"Hai Tsunade-sama!" She said as she left the room.

"Tsunade-dono, allow me to help." Mei said and Tsuande nodded.

"Kurenai. I really want to ask you to go find Naruto, but we both know he could be anywhere on this damn planet. So instead find your team and prepare for battle." Tsunade commanded and Kurenai nodded and bowed before disappearing in a Shunshin. "Kami, they always attack the home front." Tsunade mumbled.

"Men are simple creatures are they not Tsuande-dono?" Mei said with a smile as she and Tsunade disappeared as well.

A figure appeared out of the corner of the office and pressed the button on their communicator. "Target has left with the Mizukage. Predictions? Probably to combat against the threat. Any orders?"

The communicator buzzed before a gruff voice spoke up. "Follow the target but stay out of sight. Should the opportunity arise go for the kill but without getting attention onto yourself."

"What? During the battle? Shouldn't we be focusing on making sure no civilians get hurt." The figure said.

"Number five!" The voice said sternly. "You will do as you are told and destroy any weak emotions within you. If not, then I cannot guarantee the safety of you or your associate." The voice replied with disgust.

The figure was silent for a minute. "Hai."

-(At the North Gate)-

"Damn it not again!" Sakura cursed as she landed on top of a building with Ino at her side. They quickly gazed at the battle, repeated from not so long ago. "Shit, where's Naruto when you need the jackass?" She grumbled out and Ino chuckled despite the current situation.

"Well at least I'm here for this. Last time I was providing medical support over at the hospital." The blonde female said as she pulled out a kunai. "Wanna keep score?" She added jokingly.

Sakura rolled her eyes at her friend. "Kami you gotta stop hanging around Naruto." Ino sent her a smirk before her face turned serious. Sakura tighten her glove before jumping of the building with her fist cocked back. "SHANNARO!"

The enemy nins and some Kono-nins weren't ready for the earthquake followed by a shockwave and some were unfortunately blown back by the attack. Sakura drew her fist from the ground and quickly jumped over a thrown kunai and charged at an Iwa nin. A quick and chakra-powered blow to his chest sent him barreling into his comrades. Sakura quickly jumped back from a Doton jutsu and avoided some shurikens and kunais sent at her.

Ino appeared at her side and threw an explosive kunai into a small group of unprepared nins. "Can't forget about me." She said confidently as she drew her tanto in her other hand. She rushed forward and sent out a kick to the face of a Kumo nin. The nin fell back and Ino quickly dove her tanto in his heart. She quickly looked up and hopped over a nin and sent a swipe at his back before kicking him away.

'We really have come far from the academy days.' Sakura thought as she watched her best friend. 'Asuma's death must have also pushed her. Pushed them all.' She then clenched her fists as she thought about her old team. 'I may not be able to bring back what we had but I will not stop trying to rekindle our team.' Her eyes sparkled as she ran to help out Ino who was dealing with four Iwa nins at once.

Suddenly the shadows under the Iwa nins shimmered before they shot up and pierced their owners. Sakura and Ino stopped with Ino's face changing into one of relief. Shikamaru landed in front of them with his back turned as the four nins crumpled to the ground. "Where's Chouji?" He asked seriously stopping Ino from saying anything else. There was multiple explosions coming from outside the North Gate and Shikamaru cursed. "No matter, we don't have time. You two need to get to the outside, that's where the heart of the battle is. I'll meet you there after dealing with the few that managed to escape inside the village."

And without another word he disappeared in a Shunshin, leaving a confused and sadden Ino and Sakura. "Come on Sakura, he's right." Ino said and the pinkette quickly placed a comforting hand on her friend's shoulders.

"It'll be alright Ino, he'll go back to normal. He has to."

Ino shook her head. "Is that what you tell yourself about Naruto?"

-(With Tsunade)-

Tsunade sent a kick to a poor nins chin sending him upward if she didn't quickly grab on to his leg and swung his body into a group of Kumo nins. The Nins didn't have time to act before they were screaming as lava covered their form. Mei wiped the lava the dribbled down her lip and smiled. "My Hokage-dono your strength is revered all throughout the nations but to actually see it is a sight in itself." Mei said with a smiled as her ANBU fought through the enemy nins.

Tsunade chuckled and placed a hand on her hip. "Thank you. Never thought I lived to see a lava user." She looked over at the smoking and melting pile that used to be humans with a raised eyebrow. "The results are…interesting to see. Now who's the leader of this so-called invasion." She asked rhetorically.

Some of the Kumo and Iwa nins glared while other gritted their teeth. "Damn I didn't think we have to face the Hokage AND Mizukage!" One said.

"Kami did you see how that witch melted Kizume and his team?!" Another said and Mei frowned.

"A witch huh?" She said before walking forward. "Now pay attention Tsunade-dono, lava is one of the many skills I've mastered." Tsunade felt a light blush come on her face at her fellow Kage's implications.

A Kumo nin gripped his sword. "Come on guys it's just two women versus like twenty of us. They may be Kages but they're no 'Yellow Flash'." The squad of Kumo and Iwa nins nodded and they rushed at a smirking Mei. "DIE BITCH!"

Mei quickly went through a couple of hand signs. "You might wanna take a couple of steps back, Tsunade-dono." Tsunade smirked and jumped back far enough for Mei to do her jutsu. "Futton: Kōmu no Jutsu!" Mei blew out a thick mist that covered the group of shinobis.

The group stopped and looked around in confusion "What the hell is th-AHH!" The Kumo nin screamed as did his whole squad. They dropped their weapons and some even fell to the floor as they tried to swipe at their skin. The men's skin started bubbling and sizzling and before long they fell to the ground.

Mei chuckled and snapped her fingers as Tsunade appeared at her side with a smirk. "Remind me never to get you mad." The Hokage said jokingly. "I'm glad you're not all looks."

A kunai landed in between them and both Kage's quickly jumped back from the explosive paper found on it. "They are becoming simple are they not?" Mei said and Tsunade nodded as four Kumo nins appeared in front of them. One of them Tsunade recognized and she immediately clenched her fist.

"We may actually have a challenge Mizukage-dono."

"Yo, yo Bee's here in Konoha! Ya boy's ready to laugh at ya! When I find little Yugito, your village is gonna gooo!" The large dark skin man known as Bee rapped while his team shook their heads. "Aye yo Samui, Omoi, and Karui deal with the with the Mizukage. Imma take on the tough little Hokage and see what she knows. Then we'll find that bastard Naruto."

'Naruto-kun? Ahh they probably believe he took Yugito.' Tsunade thought.

"You're kidding, right?" Karui said to her sensei. "Did you not see her practically melt and boil those poor assholes." She pointed to the bodies.

"I agree with Karui, sensei." Omoi said as he adjusted the lollipop in his mouth. "Oh man what if she thinks I won't fight her cause she's a woman? Then she'll think I'm sexist and weak. She'll probably tell everyone and then I'll have to hide from humiliation. I'll have to live as a hermit and-" He was stopped by Karui slapping him in the back of the head.

"Shut it will ya!"

Mei frowned. "I don't think fighting them will be any challenge. Besides I'm pretty sure the redhead is either a boy or a very young girl. Either way I feel sorry for it." Mei said with a grin.

Karui glared and clenched her fists. "You should feel sorry for yourself for when I mash in that pretty little face in. I can't believe they allow fritty sluts to be Kages. If that's the case, then you should be one Samui." The quiet blonde only gave her a heated glare.

Mei frowned. "Slut huh?" She then ran towards the group who quickly brandished their weapons. Doing a few hand signs, Mei was ready to let loose a large lava ball till one came out of nowhere and at her direction. She cursed and quickly let out her lava ball that crashed and destroyed the enemy's ball. She stopped her movements and looked around as did everyone else. 'Someone used lava against me? I guess my kekkei genkai isn't that rare.'

"Now we don't want no trouble." A voice called out from the trees above and there was Roshi crouching with Han standing tall next to him. "We just wanna talk and possible kill some guy named Uzumaki Naruto." He said as they both jumped down from the tree. "Just tell us where the poor bastard's at and we'll be out of your village. Both of us don't care for this pathetic war brought on by our childish excuse of a Kage." Roshi said.

Karui snorted. "Yeah right that Naruto guy is ours after we find Yugito. So back off old man."

Han stepped forward as steam expelled from his body but was stopped by Roshi. "Picking a fight with us will spell bad news for you. The last thing you want is to get a jinchuuriki angry. Especially two." He said seriously and Tsunade cursed in her head.

'Damn it three jinchuurikis by the village?! If the reports are true and they have mastered their Bijus this war could be over very quickly. Naruto-kun where are you?'

Bee grinned and fist pumped. "ALLL RIGHT! It's almost time for number Eight so everyone save this date!" He said and Roshi narrowed his eyes.

'The Hachibi huh? I wonder if Han is ready for a battle like this.' The man thought before clearing his throat. "Kumo nins, we are both after the same goal, to see a certain nin dead. Fighting against each other would be foolish of us." He then focused towards Tsunade and Mei. "Me and Han will handle the Mizukage while you guys can take the Hokage. We can discuss the matter of Uzumaki Naruto after."

Samui nodded. "Fair enough. Sensei?"

Bee just fisted pumped the air again and ran towards Tsunade as lightning covered his arms. "Raiton: Rariatto!" Tsunade, thanks to her experience, barely jumped over the attack. Samui and Omoi appeared at her side while Karui was above her, each sent out a wipe of their swords. Using Kawarimi , she managed to evade their attack and appeared several meters away.

"Alright then." She said as she took off her jacket. "Let's do this." She jumped up and sent a heel drop that shook the entire area. She then lifted a rock and kicked it towards the group.

Bee easily destroyed it and grinned. "Stay back little kiddies and let Bee-sensei teach you how to take care of old ladies." Tsunade eye twitched at the jab.

"You sure Bee sensei?" Omoi asked and Bee gave him a thumbs up before he rushed towards Tsunade with his fist cocked back. She quickly met him half way and both fists collided with each other causing the ground under to burst under pressure. Bee ducked under her kick and grabbed her leg before throwing her away.

Tsunade landed on her feet and panted. 'His strength is almost comparable to mine. That last attack hurt. He's not even using the power of his Biju.' She clenched her fist as green chakra covered them. 'I guess I'll to incapacitate him first.'

-(With Mei)-

"So it's you two versus me." Mei asked with a smirk and Roshi sighed.

"Go back to your village Mizukage-san. The last thing Kiri needs is its fresh Kage dead." The redhead man said and Mei frowned. Han looked at his mentor as bit of steam expelled from his body. "You wanna have a go at her. You sure my boy?" Han walked forward as he took his right arm out and clenched both fist.

"I'll offer you and your friend a proposition. Leave Konoha alone and go back to your village. Kami knows we're gonna be there soon." Mei said as she placed both hands on her hips.

Roshi shook his head. "Youngsters and their thirst for threats. Alright Han, she's all yours, remember what I taught you about control." Han nodded and locked his brown eyes with Mei's emerald ones as steam heavily spewed from his body. He then disappeared and Mei jumped to side to avoid his swing.

She quickly did a few hand signs before spewing out a few lava bullets at him. The large and tall man avoided each one before doing a few hand signs himself as a thick steam covered him and their area. Mei raised an eyebrow. 'A Futton user as well? Is that from his Biju or is it a kekkei genkai? Either way I better be careful with one.' He then appeared above her with his fist cocked back and Mei quickly backflipped to avoid his punch. The ground crumbled under Han's strength before the man quickly sent a kick out to Mei's chest. 'He's a fast man.' Mei thought as she held up her arms to block him.

"Gah!" She underestimated his strength and was sent barreling back with steam coming off of her. He quickly went through some hand signs and blew a large water torrent at her. "Tch." Mei grunted as she went through some hand signs. "Doton: Doryūheki!" A large wall appeared and blocked the water attack which allowed Mei to gain some space. 'Damn he's strong as hell. If I hadn't put chakra in my arms at the last minute, I could be fighting with two broken arms. I'll just have to treat him like Yagura-teme.'

Han eyes narrowed as Mei's posture changed before she went on the offense and charged at him. The steam around him gave out a loud hissing noise. "Suiton: Suidan no Jutsu!" Mei said as a large torrent of water shot out of her mouth which Han easily jumped over. He launched out a punch that connected to her cheek. Mei smirked as her body burst into water. "Gotcha!" Mei said as she appeared out of the ground and sent a kick to Han's face.

Though the attack only made him stumble back it allowed Mei to go through a series of hand signs. "Katon: Gouryuuka No Jutsu!" Large fireballs in the shape of a dragon's head ejected from Mei's mouth and hit a slightly dazed Han in the chest. A large cloud of smoke and steam erupted and Mei quickly jumped out of it. She panted as a small smirk came to her face. "That should get him down." 'I probably have just enough chakra to deal with the old man if I hit him hard. Never passed out from chakra exhaustion and I'm not trying to today.'

"Grr." The deep voice bellowed out and Mei eyes widened. The smoke cleared and there was Han slowly getting covered in light red chakra. Three tails swung wildly behind him and he glared at her. Roshi narrowed his eyes before he appeared at Han's side. "Grrr." Han growled and Roshi gave him a glare.

"Control Han. The beast's power should not take control of your wits." Roshi said before focusing on Mei. "You're stronger than I expected. Especially to take on a jinchuuriki, as expected of a Kage." Han's red chakra receding and the tall man breathed heavily as his chest armor was burned away leaving a hole showing his muscular and tan skin. "Now let's see you take on two."

-(With Tsunade)-

The blonde Hokage evaded Karui's swing and kicked away Omoi. She grabbed the back of Karui's flak jacket and hurled her towards Samui who crashed on the floor receiving her teammate's body. Tsunade ducked under Bee's sword and slammed her fist on the ground causing a mini earthquake. Unfazed Bee ran at her with a Raiton powered punch and Tsunade matched him with her chakra enhanced one. Both manage to land the punch on earth other cheeks but Tsunade was blasted back.

She landed on her feet with a slight wobble before panting. "Damn the hell are you made of?" 'This is not good. I'm running out of chakra yet this guy barely is breaking a sweat. Is this the power of a Jinchuuriki?'

Bee grinned as he wiped the small bit of blood off his lip. "The she-Kage is strong as hell. Let's not add the fact that she's a lovely bombshell. If we weren't fightin', I feel our chemistry would be strong as lightnin'. Oh yeah!" He rapped and Tsunade refused the urge to roll her eyes. "But I grow tired our little game. Now it time for Bee to bring the pain! Oh yeah, get ready for number eight, cause I'm gonna give ya something to hate!"

Tsunade's eyes widened. 'Shit I don't have to chakra to fight a Biju let alone the Hachibi. Katsuyu may be able to help but not far long.' She then bit her lip to prepare her summoning jutsu before Mei's body slammed down a couple of meter away from her. "Shit!" She quickly went to her fellow Kage's side. Parts of her robe was cut and she sat up panting and gasping. "You okay Mei-dono?" Tsunade asked as her hands glowed green.

"I'll be fine, probably got a few broken ribs. That tall bastard is no easy target and the old man still has a couple of moves on him." Mei said as she stopped Tsuande's healing and slowly stood back up. "I presume you're having a tough time as well?"

Tsunade stood up as well and nodded. "The brats were easy to take care of but their sensei is another story. Besides he getting ready to unleash the Hachibi." Roshi and Han appeared at Bee's side and both Kage's glared. "And I have a feeling if unleashes his Biju, the other will too."

Mei smirked through tried lips. "Didn't think I would live to fight four Bjius and their jinchuurikis."

"And you don't have to." Roshi said calmly though he looked worse for wear. His helmet was gone and some parts of his clothing were burnt off. There were bruises, burns, and cuts all over his body but they were slowly healing. Han's hat was gone as well as some parts of his armor. His short brown hair fluttered lightly in the wind as he glared at the two. "Just tell us where Uzumaki Naruto is at and we'll leave you alone."

"That little man has little Yugito. Tell us what we need to know and we'll turn and go." Bee said as a dark red chakra aura with eight tails formed around him. Two red tails spurted behind Roshi and three behind Han. The sight looked very menacing for those who were inexperienced.

Tsunade looked over at Mei who gave her a smirk. 'Let's hope we can survive this.' Turning back to the three men she bit her thumb and went through a few hand signs. "Even if we did know where the asshole was, did you really think we would tell you where he was? Kuchiyos-"

Roshi, unfortunately, beat her to the punch. "Yōton: Shakugaryūgan no Jutsu!" Multiple large lava ball blasted out of Roshi's mouth at the two Kages. Mei narrowed her eyes and quickly did some hand signs of her own. However, a large metal wall erupted from the ground shielding them Roshi's attack. "Metal release?" Roshi said in confusion as the wall quickly sunk back into the ground. A lone figure landed between the group and stood up while popping his neck with a grin.

"Why don't we up the difficulty of this match eh?

Anddddd it's completed. Now this is the first chapter without a lemon/mature scene in it. I honestly had nowhere to put it but I promise there will be one next chapter. Speaking of next chapter, it's the fight scene many of you have been waiting for besides Sasuke vs Naruto part..2..3..whatever. As for what I'll do about the remaining jinchuurikis and their bijus….

Not telling, I don't spill secrets.

Also I tried to research Han's and Roshi's fighting style and besides the scene I watched on Youtube and read on wiki, I'm still a little…naïve about their fighting skills. I stopped reading and watching the anime and manga pretty much up the Kage summit. (I got lazy ok). So I'm trying to wing a lot of this "other people" bullshit.

So if things seem a little incorrect or misleading…there's my excuse. Still probably ain't gonna fix it either.

Till next time.